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The reason why the coffin started making insistent scratching noises when Joshua Gillespie placed his glass of orange juice on its lid is only because he forgot to use a coaster

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Friendly reminder that the "A" in LGBTQA doesn't stand for "Ally", it stands for "Archivist"

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #magnuspod #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives

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I like to headcanon that the "role of Archivist" follows that typical esoteric horror trope of "The Virgin Sacrifice" and that the only reason Jon became Archivist and it WORKED is because he's a sex adverse asexual

#look at this fucking nerd #and jonah said #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #magnuspod #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #jonah magnus #tma headcanons

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I love the fear-summoning rituals in the Magnus Archives. When you first hear about them you sort of assume they’re these ancient, intricate rites that have to be carried out in a very specific way, but as the show goes on you realize that no one knows what they’re doing, and avatars are all just trying to do something Fucked Up enough to rip a hole in reality.

Like, the Flesh really went, “What if we threw a whole bunch of meat in a hole? Just way too much meat. Do you think that would work?”

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Me?? Asexual?? Absolutely not. Perish the thought. I am the most sexualiest person who ever sexed. I love the sex. I particularly enjoy the part where, uh... *pulls out notes* the "penis goes into the vagina." I think that is so...neat.

#ace culture #acespec #ace positivity #asexual #asexuality #happy pride 🌈 #ace pride #pride #ace of hearts

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Accidental JMart

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magnuspod #jonmartin #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives

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Why The Archivist Has ADHD headcanon works:

- Works far too long without taking breaks and often past normal work hours. (This commonly happens with ADHDers when on a stimulant such as Adderall.)

- Is very forgetful and easily distracted

- is a fast walker who doesn't notice he's out pacing those around him (most of season 5 is just Martin telling him to slow down)

- It is insinuate that he doesn't eat much ( lack of appetite is another side effect of stimulants)

- becomes very irritable when his focus is interrupted

- wandered off as a child and was quick to boredom

- consistently exhibits impulsive actions and behaviors

- constantly looks sleeped deprived (another side effect of stimulants is lack of sleep, I know, shocker)

- struggles with anxiety (symptoms of anxiety can worsen with stimulants)

All of this to say, whether intentional or not, The Archivist is one of the best written cases of a protagonist with ADHD I've seen, because it's not just about the symptoms of the condition, but also the side effects fo common treatments

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #magnuspod #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #adhd #head cannon #character analysis #a mini one #important to me tho

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adding on, Jonathan “Do I get a gun?” Sims

I refuse to ever let go of the headcanon that Jon has a wild uni past that never got mentioned because it wasn’t relative to his story.

The biggest reason for this is because of that time Jon broke into Gertrudes flat. First off it’s wild that he’s even doing that, and he mentions that he heard sirens before he left.

The police were close enough for Jon hear sirens, and he got away. And presumably didn’t leave any evidence, as this never comes up again. Totally gets away with it.

Which is even crazier when you remember that there was an active murder investigation into the previous owner of the flat. The police would have far more reason to carefully look for evidence than if it was just a regular break and enter. (Though they may have had to get a sectioned officer, so that might have slowed things down)

Daisy and Basira would have brought it up if he’d been caught, because the main suspect breaking into the murdered women’s flat is super suspicious!

All this, and Jon STILL got away with it. What has this man done?!? What has given him these skills!!?

#tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives

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hot. jon. rights

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jon: he told me to stop being dramatic. and then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times.

#HE HAD IT COMING #theater kid jon #jonathan sims #jon sims #mag 200 #magnupod #jonah magnus #chicago #knife #tma #The Magnus Archives spoilers #last words

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Bless the artists of this fandom

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The name "Martin Knife Blackwood" is just sad now :(

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magnuspod #jonmartin #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #jonah magnus #knife #martin knife blackwood #mag 200 #finale #last words

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Things Jonah Magnus Learned Shortly Before He Died:

1. Never tell a theater kid they're being dramatic.

#or you die dramatically #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magnuspod #jonmartin #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #jonah magnus #mag 200 #finale

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#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magnuspod #jonmartin #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #jonah magnus #mag 200 #last words

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jon trying to talk to martin in season 4:

#the magnus archives #season 4 #jmart #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the office #tma #MagnusPod

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Tell me this isn't The Admiral

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magnuspod #jonmartin #the archivist #jon sims #themagnusarchives #the admiral

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if we can hear about angela from piecemeal, i want an update on the meatpile from the man upstairs, every single anatomy student, and whatever the fuck was going on with those trash bags