When I tell my girlfriend a joke
The 3rd week we're dating:
The 3rd year we're dating
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When I post something I think is funny on facebook
Immediately after posting it, i'm all like
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When someone asks me when the last time i got laid was
On the outside, i'm like
But on the inside, i'm all
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When I'm meeting a friend somewhere and i get there first
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When I look in the mirror after flossing
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When I walk away from the mirror wearing my Radiate shirt
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What I look like whenever we had to do quad stretches in high school
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When I try on my clothes from last summer
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When I try to do anything after going to the gym
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When you've just started dating someone and they accidentally say "love you" as they hang up
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That moment when I step into a bar and realize I have to hit on girls
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When I go on a date with a girl that thinks I'm super confident, but it was just the booze
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When I decide to talk in a meeting
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The second the elevator door shuts
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When I fart and someone says "did you just shit your pants?"
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When I'm playing a game on my phone b/c I'm taking a dump and someone texts me
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When I get a text from a girl whose text game is way better than mine
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