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technology vs nature - hera, wolf 359

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#I only recently finished wolf359 and I was browsing the tag today so idk how old this is but it's goddamn beautiful #I'm checking your account if this is old I want to see the new stuff #like holy hell #and if this is relatively recent I'm still following because i'd love to see brilliance like this every once in a blue moon that I use this #site

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Hera: ARE YOU--

Doug: Fucking

Hera: KIDDING ME?

Isabel: ...what was that?

Doug: Hera's programming doesn't allow her to swear, so I volunteered to help out.

Isabel: I think you just like excuses to swear.

Doug: That doesn't make my job any less important.

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SWEET HOME ALABAMA 

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

#its a really zoomed in picture of my brother looking stupid at a christmas dinner #i think its hilarious #its been this for like two years i love it so much #i think if the image was public domain itd probably be a meme too #sorry ben #hes 40 he should know how to photo better by now #well he was like 38 at the time #37? #maybe? #idk can't remember that well #sweet home alabama #cw implied incest #should i tag that? #idk

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THE ANSWER WAS ARSON ALL ALONG

#tma #TMA podcast #tma vague #mag197 #mag 197 #tma season 5

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A guest for Mr. Spider was Jon's first vore.

Just tell me I’m wrong,

go on,

try  me

#tma #magpod #a guest for mr spider #the web #Jon sims #the archivist #ceaseless watchers special little boy #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #shitpost #tma shitpost #im right #and you can't convince me otherwise #just try #and youll see #anyway #tma series 3 #tma season three #kinda spoilers #ig #but I'm still not going to tag

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always was and always will be baby ;)

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I’m glad Gertrude’s dead and could on a whole "I Fucking Hate Jurgen Leitner”-esque rant about her if I wanted to...

however,

“Gerryian_slip.png”

Anyway, sometimes a family can be two assholes and their evil, sentient book.

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HOW DARE YOU MAKE TIM GOING BOOM BOOM EVEN WORSE. ITS THE ONE SINGULAR EPISODE THAT MADE ME CRY AND THE ONE EPISODE THAT I REFUSE TO RE-LISTEN TOO,

AND YOU MADE IT WORSE

Based slightly off a post i read before and my own headcannons. 

Imagine you’re tim stoker. imagine losing your brother to some kind of inhuman monster that you can’t describe because people will think you’re insane. then imagine that because you’re the last one to see your brother you get fingers pointed at your back claiming you kidnapped him… possibly murdered him from people you know and don’t know, maybe even your own parents believe it. if not that, then they at least feel you should’ve protected him, you are the elder brother after all. it’s your job. 

Imagine that after months of heavy interrogation and accusations it’s finally dropped and they bury an empty coffin in the ground, claiming your brother is finally resting in peace but you know better, there’s never going to be any rest for him. the circus stole his skin and now he’ll dance for eternity in that hellish place and you can’t save him. 

Keep reading

#I timed it so Tim would be blown to smithereens at exactly midnight and i regret it so much #season three #tma spoilers #it didn't even work because my Spotify is weird #he died like 30 seconds before it turned 12:00 #I was shaking for a solid hour #my love/hate relationship with that episode is strong #tma #tim stoker

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:O

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES HAS POSSESSED ME 

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I always call myself my kids paerry, like parent

mum - mummy

dad - daddy

parent - paerry (pear-e)

:)

what's a gender neutral form for daddy? calling someone master doesn't have quite the same energy

I am dreading the replies but I can’t not ask Tumblr for suggestions

#by kids i meant my minecraft pets #zizzy the zombie pigman (rip) #A CHILD the zombie pigman #kindly named by my friend who got them as a replacement for zizzy #that one really slow horse #and my three unnamed pigs who live underneath my house #i also had a chicken but she died when my friend redecorated because he thought my house was too ugly #(too many diff types of wood) #it's a tree-house btw she fell to her death #oh and my cat #irl cat #Mandy (or Mandy-Pandy-sweetie-pie who spats loves very very much!) #or as called by my mother - The Cat [derogatory]

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The not-deer are avatars of the stranger.

What do you have to say about the not-deer?

the easiest way to identify a Not-Deer is to attempt to take a photo of it. like with most other cryptid entities, Not-Deer cannot be captured on camera without a significant blurring effect. 

north american wildlife conservation societies estimate that the percent of local deer populations that are actually unidentified Not-Deers range anywhere from 1 in 20 to 1 in 5

#we miss u sash #tma #the stranger #the not-them #not-them #not-sasha #tma entities #the magnus archives #I'm so sorry this makes no sense to anyone who hasn't listened to tma #listen to tma #it's a horror anthology tragedy where everyone dies and it's very sad #very well written though #oh yeah #tma spoilers #tma avatars

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this isn’t for tumblr (since I have no mutuals on Tumblr) but rather TikTok, and for that it’s a mix between Undertale and what d’ya call it... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the adventure zone? I think?

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this is just the mood for the season, innit?

Oh shit oh shit oh FUCKING FUCK

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I always found it especially weird because “Nu” is a shortened version of my deadname, and basically what all my family/teachers call me, and what all my friends used to call me.. let’s just say I was very confused the first time I heard someone say it instead of “No”

I know cringe culture is dead and i dont want to make fun a kids but everytime i see the word "nu" in place of "no" i lose several years of my life

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Behold: Jon Simms in his purest form

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