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7deadlymorons · 7 months

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it won't work.

"y/n? dear are you sure?". asmodeus says while looking at you with an emotional,unaccepting look. "you can always give it a try y'know?". he says while reaching out to put away the hairs on your face which were blocking your vision, while you quietly layed on the couch, silently watching lucifer, talking with diavolo.

'i know asmo, I know". you say while trying to shift the tension inside the room which you oh so hated, you glanced at lucifer again, watching him smile and talk with the demon prince,in a way that he never did with you, while the two of you were together.

"I know that lucifer spends a little too much time with lord diavolo,but it's like his duty,y'know? I'm sure he loves you still,y/n". asmodeus tries to convince you to believe his words,but you were certain,you were certain that lucifer never really loved you,he always had this distant feeling to him,which you couldn't really comprehend,you thought that it was just his work stress,but when you saw your boyfriend talking with diavolo in a way no loyal 'friend' would talk,it finally hit you like a pile of bricks.

lucifer never loved you,he was in love with diavolo,he was devoted to diavolo.

"it just won't work between us,asmo,just let it be". you say,while asmo still doesn't pause his unaccepting gaze.

"he looks happier, doesn't he?". and the avatar of lust had to admit,his older brother did look happier,the way he never did when he was with you.

lucifer didn't love you,he loved diavolo,he was devoted to diavolo.

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7deadlymorons · 7 months

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it's my birthday🫶🏻

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7deadlymorons · 7 months

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im cumbacc 2 diss fandom

#and right before my birthday too?? my god #its been a while folks

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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asmodeus: if you add 'uwu' at the end of a sentence it makes it cuter~

thirteen: you're right uwu

luke: yes uwu

belphegor: I'm going to kill all of you uwu

MC: don't uwu

mammon: fuck you uwu

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #thirteen obey me #obey me thirteen #incorrect quotes obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey mammon #mammon obey me #om! mammom #om! luke #lukeobeyme #asmodeus obey me #om! satan #swd satan #satan obey me #shall we date obey me

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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asmodeus: omg this guy was wearing the ugliest outfit ever this morning

satan: WHO WAS IT

asmodeus: I AIN'T SAYIN'

satan: TELL ME

beelzebub: mephistopheles

asmodeus: WHY ARE YOU HERE

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #swd om #omsfw #shall we date obey me #asmodeus obey me #om! satan #swd satan #satan obey me #shall we date beelzebub #obey me beelzebub #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #mephistopheles obey me

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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mammon,on the phone: hey MC can I borrow 2 million grimms?

MC: wth do you need 2 million grimms for?

mammon: escape room.

MC: what kind of escape room costs 2 million grimms?

mammon: jail.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #lucifer #shall we date obey me #mammon #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #om! mammom #omswd mammon #om! mammon #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me! shall we date?#shall we date? obey me!#obey me!

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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at MC's home in the real world

*doorbell rings*

MC,opening the door: um hello?

exorcist: hello there,I'm here to exorcise the demon that has posessed you.

MC: but i didn't call you..?

Lucifer: i did.

MC: you damn traitor.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #lucifer #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #swd lucifer #lucifer obey me #shallwedate #om! lucifer #gender neutral mc #obey me! shall we date?#obey me!#obey me otome

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7deadlymorons · 8 months

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lmfao what's poppin gang?

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7deadlymorons · 1 year

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mc: when I die,my tomb won't say RIP it will say VIP

teenager luke: yeah because those demons have a special place saved for you in hell.

mc: yes,the throne.

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7deadlymorons · 1 year

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mammon: hey,why aren't koalas called bears?

satan: because they are marsupials.

mammon:

mammon: bEaCaUsE tHeYRe mArSupiAls

mammon: *quietly* it's cuz they don't have the right koalafications.

satan:

#obey me #obey me shall we date #lucifer #obey me memes #omswd #mammon fluff #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #om! satan #satan obey me #om! leviathan #swd mammon #obey me satan #swd satan #obey me meme #swd obey me #shallwedate #obey me! shall we date?#obey me!

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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thanks to each and everyone of you,for being a part of this blog. Having this blog cross 1000+ followers is an extremely big milestone. Although my activity on this blog is rather negligible I still actively monitor all the achievements which I get notified of. The 1000+ followers being one of it.

So once again,thank you so so much for following,and appreciating my stupid little posts. I appreciate each and everyone of you. you people mean a lot to me.

although this might seem a lot selfish of me,i still hope this blog reaches such milestones often.

With that,thank you once again for a 1000+ followers.

Have a good one!

—With utmost love and care,reeja. 🤍

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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Diavolo when he was a child: ohh! so you're the thing that grows on trees?

Demon king: yes.

Demon king: *leaves*

Diavolo:

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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mc: where are we?

teenager luke: inside your mom-

raphael: *yeets luke into devildom*

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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therapist: and what do we say when we feel worthless?

mammon: should've died alongside Lilith.

therapist: no

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #shall we date #incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #mammon angst #mammon #swd obey me #obey me! shall we date?#shallwedate #obeyme #swdom #swd #obeymeshallwedate

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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mc: I don't think we can mansplain or manipulate our way out of this-

thirteen: MANSLAUGHTER IT IS

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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Mephistopheles: how's the most sexiest person in the world doing~?

diavolo: I don't know! How are they?

Mephistopheles: [flustered] I-

Lucifer: [from other room] I'm doing great,thanks!

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7deadlymorons · 2 years

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Get in the 🛵🏍️🚐🏎️🚕🚌🚗🚙 losers ( we're a shit lotta people so we need more vehicles ) we're going to spend new years together! we're going to 🌯🌮🫔🧆🥙🍔🌭🥪🍟🍕🍝🥘🍢🥟🍱🍙🍡🍰🥧🍧🍨🥮🥠🍩🫕 ( eat ) 🥤🧋🧃🥛🍵☕🍺🍻🥂🍾🍷🥃🍸🍹🍶 ( drink ) 💃🕺🕺💃💃🕺 ( dance ) and then fall asleep!

#lez go #new years #reeja talks

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