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IM BACK FUCK-O-S HEHHEHEEHHEHEHEHHEEHEH

I KNOW I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE 4000 YEARS BUT IM BACK HEBDWIDHVBIWQDHVBLKWEFJBVEWLKFJVBEIFVHB

AND THERE ISNT ANY OTHER WAY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU DUDES AN GIRLYS OTHER THAN I MAKE YOU ALL A SMUTTTTTTTTTTT AND OR A CUTE LIL FANFIC SO IMMA RUN A POLL SO YE YOU ALL CAN DECIDE HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH

banana

Oh and also I’ll do another w recommended characters

#Fluf #Fan

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HELOOO CUTE CAT :) HEHEH EHEHEEHEHHEHEHE

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OMFG THAT IS SO CUTE😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰😭😭😭

Kirishima treats your cat the way someone would treat their S/O's parents

Eijiro is aware of how he, himself is the newcomer in the scenario. and refuses to pretend otherwise.

At their first encounter, kirishima was fully serious when he asked for your cats acceptance as your partner. Even slowly extending a hand to sniff. To say he was elated when your cat nudged his furry head against his palm would be an understatement.

Eijiro addresses the precious feline as "sir" and treats him with the upmost respect. Always spoken to with an attached "please" and/or "thank you"

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me personally….. I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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all might vs crimson riot stan flame wars

+ my biggest headcanon of them all is that deku and kirishima are unknowingly enemies on socmed <3

(this was one of my first tries at animating :’) audio is from amazing world of gumball)

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first time ejirou punishes you is the last you’ll ever act up

he rails the hell outta you as he’s whispering shit like “bein so naughty” or “ should’ve fucked you silly earlier” and “grinding on me like that in front of the guys. I shoulda fucked you silly right there”

he’s pumping into you like a god damn animal. It’s maken your head spin from Bein overstimulated. You start to say “ e-eJIROU- I’m gonna……AH FUCK- I’m gonna cUm”

he stoped fucken you entirely maken you whine you earned a slap on the ass from it. You yelped in return. He then took himself out of you and you whined even more, and in return you get even more slaps on the ass. He even slapped your pussy then left you on the bed. He returned… with toys handcuffs and rope.. you tried to apologize but he ended up putting a muffler on you and recorded you as you get overstimulated. For when he masterbates ofc. You couldn’t cum all night because he kept on taking the toys out when you needed to.

you never were a brat or whiny again

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as he should.

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shut the fuck up and choke me already like

🙄

but also

🤤

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………

Anyone ever tease your partner and regret it…

…….

And he knows you have a condom…………….

……

yeah so imma be punished……..

I don’t know if I should be excited or intimidated…. I’ll tell you guys how it went..

only if this post hits at-least 10 likes…..

my poor legs 😭😭

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way to make me feel fat

just holding a brand new container of dip eating. I was about to put it back when I heard my name and my aunt saying “put the dip back before you eat all of it”

confidence : gone

Appetite : ruined

#vent post

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I hate my mom

not in that way tho, I hate her because she doesn’t see what I’m going through and dosent let me express my feelings.

the fact that I can’t express my feelings is why I have outbursts

and she decided to put me in a stupid collage program so I “can get the education that she never had”

now I know what your thinking

“oh she’s just looking out for you” or “ she wants what’s best for you”

FIRST OF ALL

she didn’t ask for my consent

SECOND OF ALL

she’s constantly giving me bs about my grades

THIRD OF ALL

she calls me lazy and tells me I don’t work hard

and I know it sounds like I would make this shit up to get attention but where would that get me

The fact that she’s giving me shit ab my grades at this point imma start yelling at her because I don’t deserve to be called a lazy peice of shit after working my ass off every fucken day I even have homework on weekends

SO NO FREE TIME FOR ME

I’m just so tired of it I’m tired of living like this and being shited on by my own mother who dosent like my dads method of parenting wich is taking time with me.

Then she dare say that it’s because I’m spoiled and a crybaby. This is what happens when you treat your kids like this. This is why I struggle to communicate and end up venting

it’s because of a shitty excuse of a mother like you it’s because of those times you told me to suck it up after calling me fat it’s because of those times you made me feel so bad ab myself I’ve considered suic!de it’s because of you that I can’t come out as bisexual it’s because of you that I don’t even feel comfortable in my own house it’s because of you I feel like I can’t dress comfortably without being judged it’s because of you that would rather be anywhere else than in a room with you it’s because of you I feel like I don’t have an opinion on things it’s because of you I’m so unhappy

you make me feel so bad to the point where I might stop eating

she even called me useless once…

you know what my dad told me one time?

That she considered putting me up for adoption

I hate it here

I might add more later I do t have anymore energy for this

#vent post #tw vent #venting

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ever just want to eat then you do but it wasn’t enough and your at a family gathering and everyone only had one plate but you only take one bc you do t want to bee seen as a fat ass or a slob bc of what you eat

im so hungry and want to cry but I can’t bc people would ask me what happened or what’s wrong and tbh if I explain it to them they would judge me or they would give me a pep talk saying that there’s no reason I feel like this or even body shame me and I don’t want to hear it

I really want more to eat and my mom made me wear this stupid shirt that doesn’t make me feel comfortable and it makes me feel like I’m fat 😢 I hate family gatherings expectaly when someone else picks out my outfit for me

update: it’s now thanksgiving and my aunt yelled at me for eating chips an dip

like it’s not my fault that you did eat today it’s not my problem either like go make yourself a sandwich an get off my dick

#vent post

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I wanna hear you whimper and cry that you can’t take it anymore I wanna listen to your moans I wanna hear you moan my name and other foul shit I wanna kiss you I wanna give you hikeys everywhere I wanna bounce on your dick even after you’ve finished I wanna cream all over you only to give you reassuring kisses and cuddles after while I’m slowing down on your dick then I wanna suck your dick and massage you I wanna leve bite marks and lipstick everywhere on your body I want to actually finish the job and make sure you can’t walk I wanna roll my hips and bounce spelling coconut and mine or even better Mississippi 😫I’m craving you so much rn I wanna bounce on your dick I wanna be your one and only I wanna be the one you stick with I wanna be the one you fuck I wanna be the one to take your virginity and ruin that dick of yours I want your hands to wonder my body as I’m fucken you stupid I want you to suck my tits as I’m riding you I want you to grab my hips and pull them forward in order to make an arch I wanna have your hands everywhere and then when you recover I want you to fuck me stupid until I pass out and cream all over everything I want you to pull my hair when I give you head and when you fuck me I want you all over me I want you to spank me for teasing and I want you to leve marks ALL over I want you to make me yours an then marry me only to fuck me once the ceremony is done

this was ment for my bf but imma make it a fic

Hes so fine Istg 😞

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Kirishima

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eijiro punishing you this time is different way more different.

lemme just get into it cuz I don’t like to tease and wait

you were on this lap one of his legs were on top or you to keep you from moving. (You’re in the spanking position) one of his legs are on you lower back and he had enough of you touching yourself. This time you were going at it with the toys (you know) and now here you are. He put 2 fingers in your pussy and started to move them as his other hand started to real back and met your skin. Your moaning turned into screams of pleasure. As soon as he herd you stammer “I-I- im gunna” he pulled his fingers out and continued abusing your ass as he left bite marks after a minute he made sure you were going to be caught off guard then he shoved his fingers back in more aggressively and fucked you with them. Guess who didn’t get to cum allll night. “My naughty, dirty bicth”

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“secret”

“Pssst”

“psssssssst”

“hey”

“hey y/n”

“yes kiri?”

“I have a secret to tell you” the young boy whispers In your ear

“ok” you say, curiosity eating at you

he started to fiddle with his hands and blushed a little. He spat it out without a thought and panicked a little “ I have a crush on you”

you yourself were a little shocked that you both had similar feelings for each other and you yourself were blushing your face was a little lighter than his eyes “ I have a crush on you too”

his face lit up sooooo much you giggled

now I know that most of the fics like this go along the lines of you two getting separated and meting each other back a u.a bu no

this is not one of those

instead you both grow up together in a relationship and it’s going soooo well between you two but ofc people grow jealous of you both and shit goes down

at u.a no one knows you two are together because you both want to keep it on the low

so the girls are talking and talking then somehow the conversation turns into a “omg whose your crush” thing

you really tried to avoid the conversation but Mina wouldn’t stop bothering you ab it so after what…. Like 4 months of nagging you, you finally tell kiri ab this and you two had a little discussion and he said that it’s ok for you to tell her. as soon as you told her she was bouncing up and down the walls with excitement the other boys were SUPER jealous along with some girls but they learned to live with it

:)

#mha kirishima #kirishima x reader #eijirou kirishima #kirishima thirst #kirishima bnha #kirishima headcanon #bnha eijiro kirishima #kirishima fluff #kiri