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in an effort to engage with my husbands interests and reconnect with him i will seduce his lover and have an affair with him also

#okay so you exist #you've declared yourself and good for you

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Well correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think he was betrothed before, though I might remember a few stay lines about it happening one time before Shallan

Shallan getting excited about getting matched with Adolin as if every other highborn woman hasn't already been before her. It's not a betrothal girl, at this point it's jury duty.

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The final Empire is cool because you have this build of political positioning and anticipation towards the overthrowing of a tyrannical dictator claiming to be a god with a man newly escaped from slavery who lost his wife beginning his vengeance lust, then you have a Wattpad romance thrown in. And. I Ate. That. Shit. Up.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormlight archive #mistborn #elend venture #Vin #vin venture #kelsier

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Look I just feel like genocide is the point where I call you a villain, sorry space Hitler. Not to mention the jihad was avoidable but Paul deifies himself at every step and lies to himself about trying to stop it.

I'm really tired of seeing lots of people loudly proclaiming that Paul Atreide is the real villain of the story, when clearly he's not.

First of all, there is no fundamentally bad guy and good guy in this story (even if the Arkonnen are the ones who can most be considered as such, and who are clearly bad people). It's a world with a rotten system where everyone ends up fighting for power.

Paul in all this is a tragic hero. Not a villain.

It follows the classic pattern of tragedy with the system of prophecy. But he's definitely not a hero or / and even less a villain.

Paul is above all a tragic hero, that all.

A lot of people compare him to Anakin, but for me it's more of a surface level comparison, as Paul doesn't really succumb to the outright dark side.

Many people will disagree, but that's what I think.

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No... This motherfuckers be white, or the closest thing referencing the Szeth figure.

“aw henry cavill cant play kaladin but what about dalinar?” you know dalinar’s also asian right

“oh uh how about taln” …taln is Black

“how abou” if the next name out of your mouth isn’t szeth then i will hand you copies of stormlight archive with every character descriptor highlighted so you realize literally every non-shin character is a person of color

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Holy shit my exact thoughts while reading. I literally said multiple times that it feels like mistborn fanfiction got mixed into the real thing.

It's the edgy dark twin brother of the love interest who's not like the other nobels and has a thirst for blood!! Like bro If I had a nickel for everything I've heard that one, id die under the weight of the metal

zane venture doesn’t belong in mistborn to me. what is this 2008 emo boy doing in my fantasy book. who let him in here.

#real shit #mistborn

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Okay y'know what, I'm afraid to ask given how immature and unreasonable some of you on this platform are, but why are people hating on Henry cavil in the Kaladin casting clip. Like, the clip is very clearly him having some banter about a character likes with the author he's friends with... Like is that not comprehending to you guys. He is quiping, also don't pull the race card because I'm Bengali, right next to and spawning from India, literally the closest thing to alethi irl so that's a non starter.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #memes #henry cavill

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The amount of people not getting that A) We all want to be as cool as Kaladin and B) Henry cavil was literally bantering, like, how do you not see that is beyond me.

Henry Cavill called Brandon Sanderson and asked to play Kaladin and asked if he was too old for the role and Brandon flat out told him: Yes, you're too old for the role and also Kaladin is Asian.

Source

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I like how Sanderson specifically describes Kal as having " A face meant to be clean shaven" and yet half the fanbase just straight up refuses to accept it this, me included lol

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #Bearded Kal is best kal

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Kaladin goes from "Man, fuck this Dalinar guy, all lighteyes are the same" to "Man, I'd fuck this Dalinar guy, he's not like the other lighteyes, except he's kind of a father figure to me now?!?" In like, an afternoon

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #dalinar kholin

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If the Disney show gets to Heros of Olympus then I firmly Believe that The Lost Hero and Son of Neptune should be merged.

For one, the kids aren't going to get younger, and having half the cast not be there for a season would kinda suck. And it would build up Percy and Jason's bromance way better

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #heros of olympus

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which of the two is more enthusiastic about music and which one is just really into fish?

(reblog for sample size etc etc)

#uhhh spear fishing?

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If there isn't another scene in KoWT with Kaladin and Adolin back to back again, but this time it's 5th ideal Kaladin and revived Maya Adolin kicking ass, we riot.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #adolin kholin

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Isn't the first one in the third image Moash? Black bridge 4 uniform?

The Stormlight Archive by Josh Corpuz

Shallan, Dalinar, Kaladin, Jasnah, Szeth

Pattern, Moash, Adolin, Syl, Rock, Gaz

Hoid, Lopen, Eshonai, Navani, Zahel

Sadeas, Lift, Veil, Teft, Rlain

Ben McSweeney: Pretty excellent, I like a lot of these!

The artist is from the Phillipines, and they do superb animation work as well. I think they're tied up in videogames, working on JRPGs.

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The line between anorexic and Twink is a pretty face

#meme #jokes #gay twink

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A DnD character named Wonder, who only has 1 hp point and dies in the first session

#dnd #fantasy #memes #dungeons and dragons

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My favorite character in all of fiction is Kaladin and my second favorite in Stormlight is Szeth so I'm very exited for Wind and Truth, especially because Sanderson has been building these two up as opposites and rivals and I can't wait to see what he's going to do with that.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #szeth son son vallano #wind and truth