Deputy: Can you recommend me a wine to compliment my meal?
John, as a waiter: Pretty sure none of these wines can talk
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Oof.
John Seed for my lovely friend ❤
[commissions | ko-fi]
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oH.
I read somewhere here on Tumblr that there was a theory that the masked Gun for Hire in New Dawn was the Deputy. It seemed like such an awesome idea and it got me thinking of the following scenario.
So, imagine the New Dawn protagonist finds Joseph either in Dutch’s bunker or at one of the locations on Dutch’s island. They move towards him to either talk or figure out if he’s an enemy, and then this masked bodyguard comes out of nowhere and takes them down and holds them at gunpoint; all the while remaining completely silent. Joseph calls off his ‘child’ and after a conversation, the protagonist ends up taking them back to Prosperity.
Any of the returning characters who see the Father’s arrival will understandably pissed, and the bodyguard senses the immediate tension and sees the dirty looks, so they stick really close to him. Eventually, there is a confrontation between Joseph and Nick. There is a lot of yelling from Nick while Joseph calmly stands there listening. Then, suddenly, Nick goes to hit Joseph and the bodyguard swings into action. There is a struggle as Nick and the masked bodyguard fall to the ground.
The bodyguard manages to subdue Nick, but not before he gets one last swing in, snapping his assailants head to the side and knocking their mask off. Then the bodyguard slowly turns back to look at the pilot and he finds himself pinned to the ground staring up into the face of his former best friend.
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far cry 5 x inktober
day23 sloth
day24 torture
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Aye, same
mood: perpetually trying to chase the high of the may-june-july far cry 5 fandom
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Discussing plans to expand territory
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REBLOGGING FOR THE ADDED COMMENT 😂
Deputy: *checking John’s liscence* I’m taking you downtown
John: :(
[downtown]
Deputy: One hot fudge sundae for the birthday boy
John: :)
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Deputy: *checking John’s liscence* I’m taking you downtown
John: :(
[downtown]
Deputy: One hot fudge sundae for the birthday boy
John: :)
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“And when the light shines down upon us, we will enter Eden’s Garden together
Forevermore.”
“sometimes the best thing to do is to walk away.”
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Tbh, this makes me feel the BIG SAD 😞
Joseph @ the Voice, walking out of the bunker after seven years, realising that the world is not the paradise he kept rambling about and that he lost all of his family for nothing:
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“Welcome to the new year, my children. I am feeling quite generous tonight, and no, it is not because my brothers and I have shared several glasses of champagne...
No. It is because I am so proud of my flock and the beautiful things they have accomplished this year. Please, take a glass of whatever you like to drink and pass it along to the next as we revel together in this New Dawn!
Cheers, and enjoy this bright opportunity!”
🥂
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“I will save you from the flames, child.
Just as the Voice did for me...
You will be saved!”
“I told you God wouldn’t let you take me.”
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“Bein’ in the cage ain’t so bad, darlin’.
Here yer safe.
Here...yer with me...”
(。♥‿♥。)
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