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13 - ethics are dumb anyway 😑

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12 - Adulterer! Fornicater!

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“We’re back.” Xiao called as he opened the door to his and Hu Tao’s home. It was a classic towering Terraced house that hid more than what could be seen from the outside. It seemed only one room wide yet you knew it had to have at least five moderately sized rooms if not more. 

You had seen the inside of Tao’s room from the times that you had face timed and, although it looked a mess, you could gauge the size of it. It was almost the same size as yours in your big detached townhouse, only a little bit smaller.

Hu Tao appeared from the living room hidden behind the staircase. She smiled widely before tackling you into a hug that threatened to crush you. 

“My one and only’s here!” She cried as she tossed you side to side in her arms. You struggle a yelp as she finally free’s you, stealing your hand instead and yanking you into the living room. 

She continues to pull you through a door beside the one you just entered for the living room and inside you find yourself in their kitchen. Upon the kitchen counter stood three bottles of vodka, a bottle of schnapps and tequila. The latter two you remember from the last party you had. The exact same bottle of tequila Venti threw up on, now standing before you. You didn't really know how to feel about it. 

“Come on. We are starting with tequila shots.” You were gonna be sick. “Xiao, come join us!” Hu Tao shouted out the door and in the direction of Xiao who was silently trying to scale the stairs undetected. 

He gazed back at her wide eyed, like a scared cat. His eyes actually reminded you a bit about a cat. They were sharp and a strange honey-gold colour that seemed blinding. 

“Please! It’s not like you have anything better to do. We’re gonna play animal crossing together and watch a movie.” 

You could tell Xiao was on the edge of rejecting her offer, although he seemed rather apprehensive about even doing that. But before he got the chance, Tao continued to speak. 

“Otherwise you're just going to be sat in your room playing minecraft and overwatch. All on your own!” 

And that finally broke Xiao’s hesitation as he dragged himself back down the stairs. 

“Fine. But you better not throw up on me this time.” He warned as he pushed through into the kitchen. 

“No promises.” Was what Tao answered him with before handing you a shot of tequila with a lime slice placed on top. 

After passing the next to Xiao, she drew a line of salt along your hand. You knew you were gonna hate this. As well as it wasn’t the last one you would have that night. 

“Ok. One. Two. Three!” 

You licked the salt of your hand, downing the shot soon after. Ignoring the burn and the urge to gag, you slam the shot glass down and bite into the lime. 

“That was…” Xiao started and you knew how to end it. 

“Shit. Complete shit.” He only nodded as he leaned down on a bar stool. 

“Light weights.” Tao scolded as she lined up the next round. 

“Why couldn’t we have started with sours?” You asked as you propped yourself against the counter. It had already started to steer something within you. 

Hate erupted within yourself at the thought that you might already be tipsy. Albedo had ordered subs for ALS and you thought that was a great enough barrier for your stomach. Clearly not. 

Hu Tao was already handing the next round of tequila shots, causing you to begrudgingly accept the next round. 

“One. Two. Three!” 

After one round of shots, Hu Tao dragged you into the living room. Your world had already slightly started to spin so being flung around by Tao was not at the top of your list of things to do. And yet, she sat you down on the sofa while taking the only other recliner in the room. 

“Xiao! Get over here!” She yelled to Xiao who was still in the kitchen, tapping away at his phone. 

It felt slightly uncomfortable how Tao was trying to drag Xiao into a night that was supposed to be just the two of you. You could understand if she’d mentioned it in her message. But you did guess that since they lived together she couldn’t have exactly thrown him out of the house. 

“You gotta see Xiao’s island on animal crossing! It's insane!”

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hiyaaa,

Xiao's ep outtt. There's still a little more to come in the next chapter. Ngl its a little juicyyy

I seriously didn't know how to do this. Like I wrote quite a bit but realised that I struggle writing from a drunk perspective while not drunk. And drinking on my own is low key depressing. Also this is a SMAU not a regular au...soooo

I realised that when Xiao and Name are arguing in text it's a little hard to follow. While creating it, I tried to make it as easy as I could to understand, eg putting a ^Xiao under his comments. But during an argument that's a bit strange to add a separate text with ^Xiao after. So instead, I put a dash Infront of Xiao's texts.

Thanks for reading x

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I hate hate HATE the 9 image cap Tumblr has on the mobile edit ability. Literally all my stuff is on my phone n then when i need to add them onto a draft, it annoys me so much that i cant add all my images. I then either have to stick it onto a google doc to then move it onto my computer or add them onto the draft, go onto my computer n then save it to my hard drive, delete it from the draft, add my other images from my phone, then add back the others back from my computer. it also slightly messes with the quality either way... EXHAUSTING.

#slay tho #sorry if this doesnt make sense #tumblr stuff #mini rant #sorry for the rant #genshin impact smau

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11 - bro almost uprooted everything

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“For today’s session, I have designed three topics for each of you from one of your corresponding Lessons. You have today to revise and perfect your knowledge about them as, over the next week, you will need to present them for twenty minutes. Each of you has one debate card, listed on the white board behind me.”

Over Albedo’s shoulder was possibly the cleanest whiteboard you had ever seen. Not even a smudge but his hand writing was almost unreadable

“I want the rest of you to take a look inside these topics and provide a debate back. Whoever makes the best argument gets to decide the next session's meal. These will be presented Monday.” Albedo explained and you partially spited ever agreeing to look after Klee again.

But without the energy to argue, you looked to the board behind him. There you saw a title written next to your name.

Did the Churches involvement in medical procedures affect the progression of modern day medicine. (History)

“Which side are you going to take for that?” Heizou asked from his potion beside you. From being the first to take your seat, he proudly took the seat beside you although there were plenty others available.

“That it did.” You replied shortly, pulling up a powerpoint on your phone.

While it loaded, you flicked your eyes to the three cards that lied in front of you. The first was the debate card.

The second was 'Explain how the position of elements on the periodic table effect their stability, e.g electromagnetic configuration, atomic radiation, extra.' Applied science.

The last was 'Explain how the media’s perception of crime affects society.' Sociology.

“Ah, I know about that topic. Want me to help you?” He leaned in closer, purposely looking over your shoulder.

“Can I cut out your tongue and wear it as a necklace?” You retorted, feeling your eyebrows go taught.

In the moment of silence you looked up to check the white board for everyone else.

Aether had ; Does the movement toward Reusable energy benefit the environment. (Applied science)

Which you thought would be difficult since Science is less of a debate and more of facts. However there was always the point that these are all theories and it is impossible to prove what we cannot perceive.

Xiao had ; Should electro currency be equal to physical currency. (IT)

You had no idea about IT so it barely really bothered you.

Kazuha had ; In An Inspector Calls, who is at fault for the death of Eva Smith. (English Literature)

You watched it once or twice and had enough of a jist of it to create an argument. But the underlying fact was that an Inspector Calls was created as a social call out to capitalism and you were sure he’d pick that side.

Scaramouche had ; Is Sociology a science. (Sociology)

You were sure to create the best debate possible to piss him off. Sociology was named a social science which pretty much separated it from true sciences such as physics or biology. But you would make sure to pick at every fault in his debate.

Finally, Heizou had ; Should individuals of different gender identities be placed in prisons based on their biological sex. (Criminology and Law)

You had no idea about Criminology and law but you knew that as soon as you got out of there, you would be on the phone to Yanfei to get the lowdown on all of it. It was your job— no, your purpose —to piss Heizou off as much as he had been doing to you.

Thinking about Heizou, you thought that comment would shut him up but then he continued with,

“Are you saying you want my tongue on your neck?”

It shot through you like boiling water and before you could even think, you shouted,

“Albedo!” Who suddenly shot up from his seat and suggested in a less shroud voice,

“Why don't we swap seats.” And you couldn’t agree more

“Ok once was weird, this is full blown stalker-ish.” You found yourself saying as you walked home. 

Once again, Scaramouche was there, following your footsteps. You expected him to speed past you as he had tried to do the time before. But this time he didn't. This time he was creeping behind you. 

“Not my fault. Childe said he wanted me to walk you home.” 

Childe did what?!

Ok, so sometimes your brother could be over protective. Deliberately scare away a person who was into you. Torment some girls who were being bitchy towards you. Follow you around, scowling at everyone because he claimed something you were wearing was inappropriate.  But this…was a new level. 

Honestly you thought he was relieved that he no longer would have to ferry you around. He seemed to be at least. Clearly you had forgotten his own-given duties of being your older brother. 

“You could have said that instead of creepily following me.” You answered as he came to walk beside you. 

“Sounds like too much effort.” He let out a hot sigh that evaporated into steam as he stretched his arms behind his head. 

“You excited for the debate on monday?” You tried to make small talk because otherwise you knew this walk would be hell. 

“Nope. Not with you and that Heizou guy in my ass.” Which was true. You might have spent too long looking at ways to make him and Heizou regret ever annoying and too little looking at your own topics. 

“Did you revise much?” 

“A little. That prick pretty much chose a unit of sociology. There’s so much of it and Interpretivism can eat my ass.” 

Another weakness you were sure to note.

“Yeah. Those dudes pretty much just hopped on the individualism train and took a nap.” 

“Twats. ‘An individual has their own choices and beliefs’. What the fuck does that have to do with anything about science? I just enjoy the idea that ‘true’ science theories are only true until they are disproven. Sociology, you can say what you want about feminists and marxist but their points still stand.” 

“They're resilient. Even though Marx spoke about the ‘working class revolution’ over a hundred years ago and it still hasn't happened.” 

“Funny thing is though, I bet Karl Marx wouldn't have created Marxism if he didn't fall through the capitalist ladder.” 

With that, you laughed, spitting out a 

“Prick,” in the process.

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Hiyaaa,

Tbh, the only a levels/betecs i took were Sociology, applied science and health and social care so for the rest of them i'm literally trying to remember what i was taught in high school. For IT, i have no clue. I literally just played cool maths during the lessons. And i never took criminology. So i tried to take from what my friend did in uni.

Also, if you haven't noticed, im going to try and change from guy to guy to give a profile of what they will be like during the next part, (when a guys finally chosen)

I've still got a bit to write till then, and I've still pretty much gotta finish Xiao's (which is coming up next) Kazuha and Aethers. Like little taster chapters.

Anyway, thanks for reading x

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10 - soz bestie

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Albedo continued to apologise long after cleaning your home, leaving little to no sign of a fire at all. Although you never actually asked him to, he sprung into cleaning mode and fixed everything to the point you began to question if there ever was a fire. 

So now you sit in the kitchen, on top of one of the counters as Albedo scrubbed at one of the floor tiles, trying to remove the soot in the groat. You hadn't asked him to but he seemed not to stop, moving swiftly from one task to another. 

All the while, Klee was still in the living room while Teucer had been sent to his room as punishment. You felt the need to look and check up on her yet felt awkward to leave Albedo alone. 

“Normally, I don't allow her. She’s a handful at home, I don't wish to inflict that on another person. I’ve told her baby sisters this but it seems they didn't listen so i can only offer my---” 

“If you keep apologising I swear I will actually press charges.” At that, he stalled his monologue to look up at you. The wide grin on your lips encouraged a small one that pressed into one corner of his mouth. 

“So…is it only you and Klee at home?” 

“At the moment. Our mother is constantly away doing work so I'm left to look after her. It’s normally not such a hassle.” 

“I see.” Is the whisper that left your lips as he returned to cleaning. 

“What about your parents?” 

“Busy. Like your’s. They’re democrats for the Snezhnayain republic so they're always here or there. Away for long, back for short.” 

Sometimes you don't see them for as long as a month. In that time, it's only you, Childe, Teucer, Tonia and Anthon knocking around the house. Childe’s incharge of getting everyone to school while you're forced to wake them up and get their food. 

Sometimes your older siblings will come around and free you for a bit. Maybe look after your younger siblings so you can go out and have some fun. But they have their own lives and, some, their own family. 

“It must be lonely.” 

“Not really. Suddenly I'm trying to control three more people than normal. But Alexi and Vanya stop by from time to time. Take control so I can go do something.” 

“That must be a relief.”

“No. Because at the end of the day, I'll still be going back to them.” With that, you slid off the counter, seeing he’d finished the last of the cleaning. 

“That’s always a downside. Anyway, I'm done cleaning so I'll be leaving.”  He cleared away the last of his cleaning supplies he took from a cupboard you didn't even realise existed. 

“Yeah, thanks for everything. I’d be dead if it wasnt for you.” You said as you followed him through to the living room. There, on the sofa, was Klee. Fast asleep, exhausted from her evil, explosive rampage that set your house almost on fire. 

With care, Albedo scooped one arm around Klee and hoisted her against him. She stirred for a minute, mumbling a,

“Don't even…think about trying to…send me home.” with a wide mouth yawn. 

You had to giggle. A soft spot still resided in your heart for Klee, although clouded by her recent actions. She was still the most adorable thing to you.

“We’re home!” A yell came from your front door, only just before Tonia and Anthon charged in, one running up the stairs and the other running for the kitchen. 

Not long after, your parents followed. “Ah, [Name], here you were. And you must be Abedo, Klee’s brother.” Your mother smiled at the both of you. One you knew was her classic people pleasing smile she always flaunted. 

“It’s nice to meet you, ma’am, sir.” Albedo nodding his head in both your parents direction, selecting a smile of his own. 

“Did you get up to much?” Your dad asked, placing his briefcase down on the coffee table. 

“I made some cookies with them and we watched a movie.” You bluffed clean off your chest. 

“Oh, that’s nice. Anyway-- wait, can you smell that?” Your mum stopped her words, sniffing the air like she was a shark that just sniffed fresh blood. 

Fuck

“Um, maybe it’s the cookies, I burnt a few. Anyway, Albedo was just going so,” You placed your hand firmly on his back and pushed him for the front door. 

Your parents let you pass, the two now confused by the smell that you’d grown blind to. Once you reach the door, you stop, giving it a second to say goodbyes. 

“I’ll see you tomorrow then.” He began. 

“Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. Please don't put me with Scaramouche or Heizou again. If you do, I will end up strangling both of them. At the same time.” 

He gave you a grin, chuckling softly to not wake Klee up. It gave you a warm feeling to see him smile, like being bathed in sunlight. It was weird, kinda making you itch. 

“Oh! One more thing.” He froze in his place in your driveway before turning his head back in your direction. “If you promise to take that…Jumpy-Dumpty think off her, feel free to let Klee come over again.” 

“I can't make any promises. She’s pretty attached to it. But I'll see what I can do.” Another grin and it felt wrong to leave, even as he disappeared down the road. 

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Hiyaaa,

I did make up the name for Childe's older siblings since there is no information about them. All that's said is that he has at least two older brothers

thanks for reading x

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9 - on fire and full of screaming kids

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You flapped a tea towel desperately around, trying to clear the smoke that flooded the whole down stairs of your home. If you found that little shit in this smoke, you swore you would kill it before your parents had the chance to kill you. 

All you did was turn you back for five seconds and she’d set fire to the kitchen roll. Then while you put that out, she set fire to the rug. Then the curtains. Then the actual cookie dough. 

As soon as you got a hold of her, you knew you had to shake her down to see if she was hiding matches or gasoline on her person. 

All the while, the two children ran about giggling. Like it was the funniest thing and that they weren't about to have the front seats to your FUNERAL. 

A knock against the front door and you were sure it was the fire brigade here to confiscate the child. Still, through the smoke you found the way to the door, coughing your lungs up in the process. 

“I know the fire alarm’s going off! I think I've put it out unless that brat has started another!” You shouted to whoever was on the opposite side of the door, hoping, praying that it was your big brother here to save your ass. 

You did not, however, expect it to be Albedo, standing there, stunned. 

A few seconds passed where neither of you said a word, only staring in surprise at each other. 

That was then spoiled by another fire alarm in your home beginning to scream out and the innocent giggling of Klee flooding out your house. 

“Klee!” Albedo shouted and, without invitation, charged inside your home.

By the time you regained the courage to walk inside the crime scene, you found almost every window in the building open and Albedo inside your living room. He knelt before Klee, holding both of her hands in his and staring into her huge demon like eyes.

“And what have I said about using your toy to start fires?” 

“Explosion inside city wall, grounded be thy woe.” 

“Right, so do you want to tell me why you still did it?” 

Klee gave him a one shoulder shrug before looking off sideways with a pout that even though you were mad at her, you couldn't lie,it was adorable. 

His reply came in a sigh as he stood up straight once again, running a hand through his dusty blonde hair. 

“I want you to sit on this sofa until I finish tidying this up, ok?” Klee nodded her head to his question although her mouth stayed in a firm line. 

He watched her as she plopped herself on the sofa, arms crossed over her chest in a strop. 

“You know that sofa is flammable as well.” You said as he came closer to you, on his way into the kitchen. 

“Yep, but she won't be doing anything without Dodoco.” He raised his hand to show you a keychain with fluffy rabbit plushie on it, along with a round bunny-like ball.

“And that’s what she’s been starting fires with?” You tried to suppress the laugh hogging up the space in your throat. 

“Yeah, it’s in Jumpy Dumpty. It’s where she keeps all the explosives I keep in my lab.”  

The laugh actually began to suffocate you as it jumped into something else. 

“Lab? Explosives?!” 

“Yeah…I’ve tried anything to stop her from getting them and somehow she still does.” 

“Wow…I don't even know how to process that.” You dropped yourself at the doorway of your kitchen, trying to process everything you’d just heard. 

“Let me help you clean up. It’s the least I can do.” He said as he evaluated the disaster Klee had caused upon your kitchen. 

“Yeah sure, but can you do me a favour.” His eyes shot back to you and you took a moment to realise just how amazing they were. They were gold, too gold to be actual gold. It was more like sunlight, warm yet cold at the same time. 

“Put a flammable warning on that kid. Like seriously, she looks all angel like but that kids a demon.” 

“That kid’s my sister.” His words sounded like a warning but yet a smile was on his lips, telling you something different. 

You stalled for a second, mouth moving but no words coming out. You couldn’t determine if he was offended by that comment or was laughing about it. That caused you to spit out the only thing you could think of as, 

“I mean I'm related to Childe so who’s really winning here?”

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Hiyaaa,

Last one for tonight. I think after this is will possibly be only one or two every 3-5 days because my stocks have started to run low.

I hope your enjoying this and if you have anything to say or add, feel free to.

Thanks for reading x

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8 - Have a good time, malyshka.

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“What's everyone’s next lesson?” Yanfei asked as you all crowded around a lunch table. She was throwing resource materials in her bag after tutoring Hu Tao all of lunch in hopes she doesn’t fail her next exam. “Double Music with José. He lets me do whatever I want so it’s kinda chill.” Venti answered, scoffing down the remains of everyone else's lunch. “Don't you have a house captain meeting after school?” Yoimiya asked, and visible wrinkles creased into Venti’s top brow. “Did you have to remind me?! Just thinking of being stuck in a room with the Shogun, Childe’s dildo and the Tsaritsa of all people makes me wanna barf.” “That may also be the vodka you're hiding in your metal water bottle.” Yanfei’s comment escaped her lips in a sigh as she forced her bag onto the empty seat beside her. “Don't snitch on me, slut!” “Xiangling’s already gone home?” I asked, turning attention away from Venti as he chugs down the rest of his ‘water’. “Yeah, said she’s gotta help her dad at the restaurant.” Yoimiya hoisted her bag onto her back and stretched. “See you later, I'm going to netball practice.” She waved a little as she turned her back and exited the canteen. We all said our bye’s as she disappeared out of the room. “I’ll be following them.” You continued as you dragged your bag off the floor and threw it over your shoulder. “Get a lesson?” Hu Tao asked, lifting her head from her note book where she was trying to physically force the revision into her head. “Nah. I’m done for the day.” “You know you don't have to stay for lunch if you don't have any lessons.” Yanfei reminded you as you collected your phone and lanyard from off the table. “Yeah but I always seem to miss things when I leave before lunch. Like when Xiangling decked a year seven for jumping the lunch line and Venti got stuck in the fold-away lunch table.” “It got stuck on my belt! Clearing the bitch wanted to fight.” Venti tried to defend but was soon silenced by Yanfei’s sharp tongue. “And the inanimate object won.” So he chose to take a chug from his water bottle again and pout. “Yep. Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.” “Byeeee.”

“Have a good time, malyshka.” Your dad’s last message laid on your mind, unable to move or leave. Yeah, having eight year olds running about really sounded like fun. Almost as fun as the ALS session waiting for you tomorrow. You thought about skipping it but you realised that by doing that, your parents would find out and somehow make this horrible situation even worse. It stung, honestly. They had never been harsh on you since you were a ‘delicate’ kid. Childe liked to say that was why you always got out of difficult situations. That Mum and dad were too frightened to be harsh with you since you might break. Like you were a glass doll. Clearly, that had changed. Clearly they didn't give a shit anymore because who cuts their own child off when they do bad in school? You had heard about it in movies and stuff but never expected it to become your reality. “I’m homeeee.” You didn’t need Teucer’s yell to announce his arrival. Him throwing the door into the wall was all you needed. You forced yourself off the sofa and to the entryway to find your younger brother kicking his shoes off in the doorway and a small girl behind him. “Hi Teucer.” You greeted him with a sigh, already feeling exhausted. “[Nameeeee]” He tackled you into a hug, jumping from space to space like a rabbit on acid. “[Name]! This is my friend Klee! Klee, this is my big sister [Name]!” You looked at the girl he dragged in, finding her undoubtedly adorable. Her cheeks were plush and pinchable, her hair was a sandy blonde with a red bunny pin in and her eyes were as big as the sky at twilight. Red sky at night, shepherds delight. “Hi! I’m Klee!” Your knees were bending before you noticed you’d crouched down to her height. “Nice to meet you, I’m [name].” Realising your weakness to this kid, you quickly pulled yourself up and away from her, looking in the direction of the kitchen. “How would you kids like to make some cookies with me?” That seemed like a good idea. Fill the children up on sugar and home that they tire themselves out or something. You could always made wee- NO! We don't drug kids. That sounds like a crime allegation that will definitely send you to prison. And anyway, you don't have access to that kinda stuff. Anyway, how difficult would it be to look after two little kids for a few hours?

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Hiyaaa

Just for everyone who's unformal with x's at the end of texts, they are just a term of endearment from family and friends. It's normal in the uk to receive them from like your parents and close friends and it doesn't really mean anything but that.

But if they are received from like a stranger or a person your 'talking to' it can also mean flirting.

Thanks for reading x

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7 - WAIT WE'RE GETTING POINTS

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Remember to have your say [HERE]

Thanks for reading x

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6 - I wanna fair game

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Hiyaaa,

This is were it gets interesting!

This is why i wanted to add the idea that you can choice who you end up with. I also think it adds an unexpected ending. (Defiantly not because im indecisive and cant choice what ending i like most )

So the question is... are you:

Team Hu Tao

Team Yanfei

Team Yoimiya

Team Xiangling

Team Childe

Team Lumine

Or a seventh mysterious team that soon has to be revealed.

So remember to make a choice or make a comment on my form [here]

Thanks for reading x

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5 - Only if I get to push you Infront of a car.

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You arrive at the pub to be greeted by a dark haired guy, standing behind the bar chatting and laughing with patrons. It’s lively and warm inside and still, you feel unexpectedly nervous.

He smiled at you, before stepping closer, one eye covered by his long hair. “Are you here for the interview?”

“Yep.” You almost chocked on the words in your throat.

“Well our boss has already spoken to your dad and said we’ll give you a trial period.” “And that means?”

“It means you start today. We’ll train you for two weeks and then depending on your performance and your opinion, you can properly start working.”

“Yeah, still not understanding any of it.” He laughed, almost like it was the funniest thing he had ever heard. It twigged on your last nerve and you wondered if you could even quit this early on.

“Come on in, I'll introduce you to everyone.” he kicked the door of the bar open, before creating a grand gesture of welcoming you in.

……

The shift was somehow more fun than you thought it would be. You get to know most of the servers there and even learn their names.

They also seemed to all go to your school and all knew your brother which seemed like it would backfire massively. But as soon as you provided them with ammo, you were all besties. Or so you’d like to think.

As you stood in the kitchen, shining cutlery, Kaeya, the first guy you met, stood with you.

“Alright, pop quiz. If I ask for a larger top it is…”

“A pint of larger with a little bit of lemonade in the top.”

“Good, and a shandy?”

“Ale or larger, half filled with lemonade.” “Good!” He grinned, even clapping his hands a little.

You had learned to tolerate him and his teasing. Anyway, with older siblings, you were used to teasing. It was endearing in the most annoying way possible.

“[name]!” Called a person from the kitchen door. You turned to find Amber, another barmaid stood there with a burning grin. “There's a guy here for you. Said he was gonna meet you.”

And you completely forgot about that. For fuck sake.

You left the kitchen to find Heizou sitting at the bar with the hood of his jumper up and texting on his phone.

You felt unnaturally anxious as you stepped closer, like you’d swallowed a rock that now clogged up your throat. But it was too late to run away as his eyes shot to you and an overly confident smile met his lips.

“That uniform looks good on you.” Was the first thing he said.

“Gross. Can I have my id card?”

Something about his gaze made your skin crawl and palms sweat. It wasn’t intense or anything, yet still made your chest tighten.

Maybe it was something to do with not having many boys in your life apart from those genetically related to you. Childe had a talent for scaring away any guys that looked your way and he definitely put it into practice countless times.

But strangely enough, part of you wished he would now, even when you hated when he did.

“Nah, not yet. You said you’d have a drink with me.” He stuck his hands in his hoodie pockets as he reclined over the bar stool.

“No, I said that sounded like hell. Anyway, even if I wanted, neither of us could get served.”

But just as that sentence left your lips, Lisa— another barmaid —placed two pint glasses onto the bar.

“Here you go, cuties.” She grinned before stepping back to serve someone else.

“You were saying?” The tease in his voice made you want to make him wear that drink he nonchalantly took a sip of.

Instead a sigh left your lips as you threw yourself into the bar stool next to him.

“Fine but only one. My parents want me home.”

“Want me to walk you back?” His suggestion only made your heart more tense as you scoffed out a breath.

“Only if I get to push you in front of a car on the way.”

The smile was back on his face. It was a Cheshire Cat like grin that mocked you from its place on his lips.

“You can try.”

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Hiyaaa,

Working as a bar maid is quite a fun job, ngl. I have such a love hate relationship with my job. Being there until 1 am on some nights is definitely a hate. As well as not being able to close early when its dead since my boss doesn't want to upset the regulars. But i do like the regulars, their all so nice and one of them always calls me their grand daughter soooo.

If your wondering what's a larger and what's a ale, in layman's terms (My terms since idk what the difference in depth) larger is the carbonated bear such as Fosters or Heineken meanwhile Ale's aren't usually, such as Courage or Hobgoblin.

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Thanks for reading x

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4 - I think I would have rather been murdered

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Hiyaaa,

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and remember to have your say [HERE]

Thanks for reading x

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3 - GET BACK TO WORK

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“For the most part of this it is going to be a self study session. I can get you all the materials you want such as past papers or books, as well as help you with areas you're stuck on. But for today, [Name], Scaramouche and Heizou get in a group together, Aether and Kazuha, and I’ll go with Xiao.” 

You looked to the two in your group, instantly deciding that you wanted to be with neither of them. In your mind, you already hated them. That plus the fact that you despised being kept after school for any longer made the whole experience unbearable. 

“Why?” You 're the one to ask. 

“Because. You three can create a collective network of personal knowledge on Sociology. So will Kazuha and Aether on English Language. And so will me and Xiao on maths. For the next few sessions we’ll try that out and change the groups.” 

You only nodded your head at his answer, mumbling under breath, 

“Collective network of personal knowledge. What the fuck does that mean?” 

You thought you were being quiet until Heizou chirped in with, 

“He probably means we lay out what we know about the subject and try to fill in any gaps the other people have.” 

“Correct.” Albedo said as he turned his book towards Xiao. 

“Sounds exhilarating.” Sarcasm was your only friend in this situation. 

“Right, you're all currently covering crime, right?” Heizou spoke although you prayed he wouldn’t. His voice was already getting on your agitated nerves and you really just wanted him to shut up. 

You nodded and so must have Scaramouche since the loudmouth started to speak again. 

“Great. Let’s start on the functions of crime. [name] do you know what functionalists say about it?” 

You wanted to strangle him. This was supposed to be a sharing of knowledge, not a quiz. Why was he asking you? 

“Durkheim says that it performs boundary maintenance and a reaffirming of norms and values. That it is detrimental to society.”

All the time you spoke, Heizou’s eyes never left your face. It burned like a rash, and you were desperately trying not to scratch it. 

“Wow. Good knowledge.” 

“Don’t Fucking patronise me, you ass.” Your tongue wiped out before you could stop it. 

“Can you two stop flirting? It makes me wanna vom.” Scaramouche’s cold voice said and you suddenly gained the odd inspiration to beat his ass.

 

“Oh sorry, you must have felt left out.” Heizou’s sly answer gave you the exact same feeling. “Scara, how well do you know Merton’s strain theory? I can never remember the names to the responses of strain.” and so began the long study session. 

“Can your stomach shut the fuck up?” Scaramouche sneered as your stomach growled. 

Normally, by now you would have gone home and had a snack or something before dinner. 

You rarely ate lunch at school. The canteen food was shit and your mum had begun refusing to make you lunches. 

That’s what made macies trips so glorious. And it was also what made you starve at that current moment.

 

“Can your mouth shut the fuck up.” Your snarled back, wrapping an arm protectively over your noisy stomach. 

“Mmm mm mmm.” 

“Fuck off.” 

“Ok! Right realism and left realism! Let’s go.” Heizou desperately tried to turn the topic back to the work but just as he did, your stomach growled loudly again. 

“Eat something.”

“Oh yeah ill just drag a five fucking course out of my bag!” 

You were trying your best not to tear his head off, getting hangry especially since he kept bringing up the fact that you were hungry.

“This might be an idea that you like. Scara, be right realism and [name}, be left realism. Have a debate which provides better solutions to solving crime.” 

There was the second person you wanted to murder. He always spoke when you begged for silence. And his voice was constantly in your ears. 

You just wanted him to shut up.

 

“Fine. Right realistis are capitalistic pigs that believe people commit crimes because they are biologically determined to.” 

You barked out the first argument, the knowledge strangely coming to you now you were angry. It also probably had the bonus effect of being able to beat Scaramouche in a debate.

“And left realists are lost in a world of theories where they believe just because someone has something better than them, they must steal it.” 

“You can just say relative deprivation. Or is it too much to admit that they are still deprived!”

 

“Yeah but with that idea, so can the middle class, capitalist pigs since capitalism is a hierarchy and there is always someone at the top.” 

“And your kind believe that over policing and surveillance solves that?” The mockery in your voice only added to his annoyance. Obvious frown lines threatened to tear his head apart, as his eyes rawr with fire. 

“It is a short term fix. Unlike your educational solutions that take years to see the benefits. In that time, a person could kidnap and kill multiple people. Do you want those deaths on your hands?!”

“Like surveillance won't prevent that? There is always somewhere that those cameras, those spies wont reach. And hey, most people don't like to be watched. What will you do when you have a revolt on your hands? Just send every individual to jail with your no-tolerance policy? Have fun watching your economy crumble.”

 

In the midst of your debated/argument, your stomach growled once more, sending scaramouche more into a rage. 

“Will you shut your fucking stomach up!” He yelled, loud enough to get everyone else's attention. 

“Oh? No more points left for the debate? Have you just conceded defeat?”

“Will you shut the fuck up! I cant fucking stand you and your---” 

A knock at the library door provided a sudden smack of silence. All eyes flooded to it, to find a small girl peak her head through. 

“Mr Albedo? I brought what you asked for.” She said, lifting a white plastic bag through the gap shed made in the door.

And then it hit you. The delicious, most amazing smell of chinese food. You could feel yourself salivate at only the scent. Either, this was the best thing to happen today or a horrible tease.

“Ah, thank you Sucrose.” Abedo stood from his seat and stalked towards the girl who seemed far too scared to step a foot inside. HE took the bag from her, thanking her once more before approaching the table once again. 

“I thought this might happen. None of you have any extra dietary needs, correct?” When everyone shook their heads, he breathed a sigh of relief. “Good. I brought some Chinese food to help you all keep working.” 

Albedo placed the bag on the table and you pounced, taking the first box you found. Singapore chow mein. EDIBLE FOOD!

“Oh my god, you're a saint among men.” Was all that you said before scoffing the food down before the others even got theirs. 

Hiyaaaa,

Third one and I'm calling it a night! The others should be out soon~

This one was also a lot about sociology so it might be a bit of a bore for anyone who hasn't taken it, sorry. I enjoyed taking it even though I was pretty bad at it. I found it really interesting but struggled writing in the exams for it which is kinda ironic considering i just belted out the functionalist view of crime and left and right realism. oh well, good revision ig,

For questions about the tag list, I'm kind of new at this so I'm not really sure how to do one but I will try my best :)

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2 - Do I really have to go?

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You entered the library, the scent of old books assaulting your senses. Inside was dead silent and empty. Barely any students came here and almost none stayed after school. With that in mind, it wasn’t hard to find the table. There were already three people there chatting quietly as they set out their things. “Is this ALS?” You asked once you’d reached the table, tiredly rubbing at your eyes. The first one to greet you was a blonde with longish hair that almost met his shoulders. “It is. I’m Albedo, the tutor. Guessing you’re [name]?” “Great guess.” You answered, overly sarcastic, “Where do I sit?” Your eyes turned to the table and the two others that sat there, rolling your bag off your shoulder. “Wherever you want.” His voice was plain, boring as he scribbled something down on a notebook. You threw your bag on one of the open chairs before taking the one next to it. You felt the two others gaze as you unpacked your bag, taking a notebook and some of the loose pens out. You took your phone out for a second, seeing the slightly encouraging messages from your friend and instantly getting a headache. The next person joined the table, a dude with dark black hair, who said little more than his name- Xiao -before taking a seat. “When does this thing end?” You asked, typing away to Childe. He was usually on time so that meant you didn't need to spend another second in this hell hole. “Five. It runs for two hours.” You could feel the nerves of annoyance pinch into your forehead. “Greaaaat.”

By the time you lifted your head from your phone, the one other had arrived. Albedo scribbled a few more things down on his notepad before taking a seat of his own. “Right. I think it’s time to start.” He frowned at the notebook before him before shaking his head and looking up at the group. “As you all know, I'm Albedo, your student tutor. Can you all please take it in turns to stand up, introduce yourself and say what lessons you're taking.” A communal sigh left the group's lips before the first stood up from his seat. “I’m Aether. I’m taking maths, english language and applied science.” before he sat down again. Shit. He was in your class. How had you never noticed him?! To be fair you never paid attention in that class anyway but still. You thought you knew everyone in the class. The next one stood up, unsteady on his feet as a grin met his lips. He giggled a little before saying. “Hi, I'm Kazuha. I take music, English lit and lang.” He was clearly on something. “I’m Heizou. I take Criminology and law, forensic science and Sociology.” He was in your class too! For god sake! How many more were there?! And how did you miss some of them? For guys, they were all pretty good looking. Haut, as some of your friends would class them. You felt eyes move to you, finding that they were waiting for you to introduce yourself. Part of you wanted to throw up at the thought and yet you still stood up. “I’m [name]. I take Sociology, History and Applied science.” You try to take your seat again before the guy from before- Heizou -asked, “You’re Childe’s sister, right?” The taste of blood met your tongue with how hard you had been biting the inside of your cheek. Yet all you did was nod your head and say, “Yep. Got an issue with that?” A smirk met his lips as he shook his head, allowing you to throw yourself down in your chair while the next person stood up. “Xiao. Maths, IT and Psy--” A door slamming interrupted his introduction, followed by an equally loud, “Fuck off!” Coming from a guy walking through the library door. “Aww, come on Kuni, I just want to make sure you don't try and run away again.” A second voice came from the crack in the door as he gave it an extra hard kick to keep it shut. “Piss off Yae!” Yet all the woman did was giggle as the boy dragged himself from the door. “Have fun.” Was her taunting last words. He marched his way to the table and to the only open chair that was currently being occupied by your bag. “Move your bag.” He hissed, his face red with anger. “Pull up a chair.” You answered, unbothered by his obvious rage. “More your bag!” This time he yelled, almost spitting the words. “Pull up a chair!” You yelled back, choosing not to back down from his scowl. “Take my chair.” Heizou said, getting up and dragging his stuff away. And the baby was satisfied. And so were you. That was until Heizou picked your bag up and dropped it right into your lap. “Twat.” You grumbled as he pulled his chair in. “Right, now that everyone is here, let's continue.”

Hiyaaa <3

Second one, wooooooooo

I don't know how regular these will be but I have it mainly stocked up to around the 11th chapter. It's just a matter of sorting them out and organising everything but it should be on a 3-5 day basis. Fingers crossed.

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1 - It's worst then I ever Imagined

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Stage one of “Hope to high heaven that mama and papa don’t find out” was going well. They hadn’t notified you. No messages, no texts, no phone calls where your mom was sure to scream down the phone at you. It was going well, everything was going so well. Until stage two came along. “Get into the house without them noticing.” Childe had given you a lift home as he normally did. You wish he tried to reassure you everything was fine but in fact, he just laughed in your face. Nonetheless, the pair of you crept through the front door and inside your home. It was quiet. Unsettlingly so. “Kids? Is that you?” Your mom's voice called out through the house. And straight away Childe tried to flee your side. But you dug your claws into his clothes, wrestling for a second before he finally broke free and shot up the stairs. “Coward!” You called after him just as your mom walked into the room. “[Name].” “Mama.” You called back, giving your best Angel-eyed smile. “I think you, I and your father need to talk. Come,” she turned her back, walking swiftly to her office and you knew you had no choice but to follow her. Inside, your dad was already waiting, sitting at the desk chair with a mug of coffee in one hand and the daily news in the other. “malyshka!” Your dad called with a grin as soon as he saw you enter. But it was quickly extinguished by a hot stare from your mum. “[Name], would you tell us why we received an email from your school today?” Shit! “I don't know, mama? Was it important.” You fluttered your eyelashes, still trying to look the angel. “Don't you dare lie to us,[Name]. I want to know why and I want to know now.” You could hear the anger in your mom's voice. You knew this was not going to be good. “Meelaya,” papa tried to soothe mum but just got a short his in response. “I may be falling behind in some classes so they put me in Additional learning support sessions.” Your mum threw her hands in the air, shaking her head side to side as she wandered around her office. “Y/n, we have provided you everything you need to excel in your education. Clearly you have been taking it for granted.” She finally spoke, disappointment clear in her voice. “I haven’t, mama.” “Then why are you being put in this program?!” She raised her voice to where you knew everyone else in the house could hear it. You knew that if you said anything more, it would only be met by her getting louder. “We know you are a smart kid, [Name}. We know you have what it takes to get A stars in all of your classes. But obviously, we have been spoiling you. Obviously, you have gotten lazy.” She breathed a hot sigh as she took a seat on the arm of the office chair your dad was occupying. “I'm sorry but we're cutting you off.” “Mamochka!” “And you are getting a job.” “What?!” “We’ve already arranged an interview. Its at Angel share as a barmaid.”

Hiya,

First one is out the door and onto the next!

I'm still uncertain how to end this but have so many ideas, so feel free to have a say [HERE]

Thanks for reading x

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---Additional Learning Support---

~Pyro hautiesssss +Homeless Bard~

{Name} - A Sociology, Applied Science and History A level student. Known as Childe's younger sister, {Name} has been failing her classes for a long time with no real care towards it. Due to this, she ended up being thrown into an extra curricular class without her consent.

Venti -  Music, English lit and Sociology A level. Being the student head of the Anemo house should bring a lot more responsibility. However, for him, it does not. (Maybe that's why four of his house members are also in ALS with {Name}) Him and {Name} met one night at a party around a friends house since they both ended up blacking out and getting an ambulance called on them.

Hu Tao - Criminology and law, forensic science and math A level student. Her and {Name} met when she heard Zhongli and Childe were dating. Hu Tao literally tracked her down in a study period and scared the living day lights out of her.

Yoimiya - Physical education, Sociology and Psychology A level student. Yoimiya is a netball girlie (you cant convince me otherwise) and-- after a teacher sat them together in the hopes {Name} would somehow improve in sociology --the two of them became fast friends.

Xiangling - Food Science, Dance and Health and Social care A level student. Her and Yanfei are in {Names} registration and always are the ones dragging her in in the morning to get signed in .

Yanfei- Criminology and Law, politics and history A level student. When {Name} joined the school, Yanfei was the one in charge of showing her around. {Name} has stuck to her like glue since.

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Hiyaaaa~

Here's a few notes to clear up any confuse to anyone who isn't aware of what sixth form is <3

First, Sixthform is the last two years of high school in the uk where you gain important qualifications for University (aka College). In Sixthform, you can pick between 3-4 course to do, varying from pretty much anything. You also get Study periods where you are supposed to do work for lessons, although no one really does. You also can wear no uniform in most sixthform with a few restrictions. (Office wear n that)

Second, in british schools, you have houses. They change from school and their importance also changes. For some its literally just something that people are sorted in for sports day and insert days. In my school, you had assemblies based on your house and-- outside of sixthform --it also changed your school uniform slightly. Like you would have a different blazer and tie. In this SMAU, the seven houses are of course, Anemo, Electro, Geo, Cryo, Pyro, Dendro, Hydro.

Third, for my sixthform at least, you were given a lanyard with a card that you could use to open gates around the school. This prompted late mornings (pretty much mornings where you had no lessons so you didnt need to come in until your first lesson) and pretty much leaving when you liked.

Lastly, registration is pretty much home room where you get told what's going on and get signed in.

If you have any more questions feel free to ask <3

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---Additional Learning Support--

~ALS group~

Xiao - Psychology, IT and Math A level student. A loner who doesn't really speak to any one and keeps to himself.

Kazuha - English lit, music and english lang A level student. Another loner who is known for hanging around Beidou and Ninguang. He always smells of some kind of strange plant but somehow never gets caught for it.

Scaramouche - IT, Applied science and sociology A level student. Brother of Shogun, student head of Electro house. He is constantly being watched over by Miko, a teacher and family friend who is always annoying him

Heizou - Criminology and Law, Forensic science and Sociology. Known for flirting about and sticking his nose in places it doesn't belong. Also once got caught fighting and never lived it down.

Albedo - Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Art. He's taking four alevel's which, if your unfamiliar with A level's, is hell. Only the smartest of the smart. He was chosen as the mentor for the ALS group.

Aether - Maths, english lang and applied science. Him and his twin sister Lumine newly joined the school this year. Due to that and him not really revising, he was placed in ALS.

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Hiyaaaa~

Here's a few notes to clear up any confuse to anyone who isn't aware of what sixth form is <3

First, Sixthform is the last two years of high school in the uk where you gain important qualifications for University (aka College). In Sixthform, you can pick between 3-4 course to do, varying from pretty much anything. You also get Study periods where you are supposed to do work for lessons, although no one really does. You also can wear no uniform in most sixthform with a few restrictions. (Office wear n that)

Second, in british schools, you have houses. They change from school and their importance also changes. For some its literally just something that people are sorted in for sports day and insert days. In my school, you had assemblies based on your house and-- outside of sixthform --it also changed your school uniform slightly. Like you would have a different blazer and tie. In this SMAU, the seven houses are of course, Anemo, Electro, Geo, Cryo, Pyro, Dendro, Hydro.

Third, for my sixthform at least, you were given a lanyard with a card that you could use to open gates around the school. This prompted late mornings (pretty much mornings where you had no lessons so you didnt need to come in until your first lesson) and pretty much leaving when you liked.

Lastly, registration is pretty much home room where you get told what's going on and get signed in.

If you have any more questions feel free to ask <3

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---Additional Learning Support---

Genshin Impact SMAU: Reader x Xiao, Aether, Scaramouche, Kazuha, Albedo, Heizou. Synopsis: After dropping a lot of grades in their lessons {Name} is thrown into an Additional Learning Support group to aid them in their studies. However, what they did not expect was A, to be cut off by their family. And B, to be in a group of anxious guys who all look so good. Author notes: 1st, Just to let you know, this is set in sixth form, not a college. This is pretty much just the last two years of high school. I've put an info bit in the last part of the Character profiles. Feel free to ask any more questions :) 2nd, I have not yet decided who {Name} will end up at the end of this. So, I thought I'd give you the decision. [HERE] Warnings: Strong language, 18+ situations, drug and alcohol use.

Master list, - Pyro Hautiesssss + Homeless Bard - ALS Group The first session 001 - It's worst then I ever Imagined 002 - Do I really have to go? 003 - GET BACK TO WORK 004 - I think I would have rather been murdered 005 - Only if I get to push you Infront of a car. 006 - I wanna fair game 007 - WAIT WE'RE GETTING POINTS 008 - Have a good time, malyshka 009 - on fire and full of screaming kids 010 - soz bestie 011 - bro almost uprooted everything 012 - Adulterer! Fornicater! 013 - ethics are dumb anyway 😑 014 - 👍

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