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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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#Arthur #Arthur fist #memes #meme #dead meme #funny #dank meme #me #relatable #Tumblr #photo #fist

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THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

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The internet is nationless except in nations where the internet is unavailable

#Internet #2 am thoughts #nations #deep #??? #It's 2am it's probably not that deep #night #unavailable #Tumblr #post #text post #can you tell from the tags that I want people to see this #I crave validation #please give it to me

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plants: the real sugar daddies

#Glucose #plants #humor #sugar #sugar daddies #sugar daddy #daddy #true

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attractive person: looks don't matter!

me, an ugly: *can't make friends*, *can't get into relationships*, *is second choice for everything*, *can't get away with most outfits*, *can't take pictures featuring myself*, *has severe trust issues over anyone seemingly liking me* ok

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If we ban private schools, maybe then the rich will be forced to care about public education.

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shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me i love that kinda shit

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that better be church wine

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♡ follow @devin.nyc on instagram ♡

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When he’s hilarious and has a nice dick 

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casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

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i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

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you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet