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Death, life and fun - part 1, bg3 comic

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DISC WAR FINALE - TUMBLR SIMULATOR

(The posts here are ordered from least to most recent, since I figured it was a better experience to read them chronologically.)

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Mwahahaha… They'll never find my evil lair where I do evil things. Evilly. That I gave them a compass to

#sorry for vagueing #everything I do is mysterious

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

just said my final goodbyes before my inevitable death and my friend couldn't even be assed to put on a shirt??

#cw nudity

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

boats are so fucking boring man send me some asks or something

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm about to kill you, can you please take this seriously

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

why'd you make it so fucking far away

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Sorry I didn't realize you were THIS SLOW

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

can you just give us the coords

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Then it wouldn't be dramatic

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

it's not dramatic when you're having a whole ass conversation about it either

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

fuck i shouldn't have posted that. who am i gonna talk to now i'm fucking lonely i have no one

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

hi

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

no one at all

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

EVERYONE SHOULD BE AT THE PORTAL!

If you don't see one of your mutuals here please tag them, it's gonna ruin the moment if someone shows up late

🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

@evilwarcriminal

🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

DELETE THIS

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

#rigging is allowed

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

he has an elevator, we're doomed.

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Can you get off your phone. I'm trying to monologue

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

New ask game cause I'm sick of waiting, tell me what you think dream is doing rn and I'll tell you how much death I think he deserves

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm kinda busy rn but can someone remind me later to post my villain monologue? It's only a first draft but I had to spend all my time setting up my lair. And also blowing up that country a few weeks ago

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

I stg punz is being so sus. what's he even waiting for. he better be paying by the hour

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

listen I think I'm gonna die dream is about to take my phone the coords are

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

Fuck this I'm going through @dreamsno1traitor

🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

WAIT I NEED TO GO FIRST STICK TO THE SCRIPT

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

HOOOLY SHIT BITCH BOY LOOK AT THIS BITCH BOY BITCH DROP YOUR ITEMS IN THE HOLE ✨BITCH✨

#cw nudity #again #can people please wear clothes around me thanks

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

/ tw prison

/ tw loss of canon lives

/ tw near death experience

/ tw getting defeated by your archnemesis

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I won't be able to post for a while.

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

ooooohhh look at me i'm skeppy! in the skeppy cage!! can't believe that fucker made this wtf is this place

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

okay i'm done now bad where did you go @baddestboi-withahalo i need to get out again @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo

💎 goodestboi-withahalo Follow

Thank you for accepting this job opportunity

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Guys get out of my inbox. Your hate anons aren't even effective if I don't have a phone in prison

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🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Hey I'm back from the dead

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

REALLY????

🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Sorry forgot the /j

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

Good job today guys. Yeah. Woo. I'm very happy.

#forgive me if I sound too excited

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

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#I need to be vague about this cause he follows me on here #but I think my best friend almost just traded my life for two pieces of plastic #it was a pretty stressful situation though #ig I can't complain too much #am I weird for thinking that's not normal for a friendship? #sorry #I'm probably being unreasonable #they were some really nice pieces of plastic #you can lmk what you think in dms if you want #just please don't send me asks about this situation #I really don't want him to see #neg #discourse

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

it's great that we got dream but we need to go after @.bloodforthebloodgod next

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

what's happening what

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

go away i thought i blocked you

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

FUCKKJL YOU TECHNOO

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

technoblade is cringe

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

you literally tagged me

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

yeah cause i needed my followers to know where to send the death threats

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

Pandora's Vault is now open to visitors!

Just be aware that the entry process is a lengthy one with several waivers to sign. Plus there are a couple of annoying manual searches along the way. The prisoner is also highly dangerous, he will get inside your head and control your thoughts, transforming you into a servant to his every whim, destroying your very soul from within. I'd recommend not visiting at all actually. You can if you want but I wouldn't. If I were you. That's just me though.

#just me and him

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(Here's another dsmp dash simulator post I made!)

#this itches my brain #JDHSKDHKDDH #in a way i cant explain #omg #dsmp #this is pure art

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stole these from twitter but they’re so fucking funny

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astarion is cheating

#oh my GODDD #baldur's gate 3 #DIES #they're so funny omg #i love this sm #the expressions are ON POINTT

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Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

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for my fellow solitaireheads

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trying to romance astarion in an anti-astarion party actually goes crazy

#they're all like #“he's so annoying!!” #and im just #oobie goobie #cutie patootie #he's so precious #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #come on im funny right guys #the shame of asking to bring him to questlines so i can impress him is so real to me #its going well #btw #if you even care #he likes me a lot

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playing bg3 with some friends, our party is so normal and they all agree with each other (lie)

in order of left to right, miranda (white dragonborn cleric), amarone (half elf ranger) and xacian (tiefling paladin/warlock), they're all homies and dont fight each other at all ever

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #art #bg3 tav #pretty sure they're tavs #bangs fist on ground #EEEE

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on my second bg3 run and im making astarion hold every piece of garlic and silver bar i own, i imagine that he hates my guts for making him hold all that. holy water upon ye vampyr 🫵

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #what do i even put here #is this spoilers? #no clue rip

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🩷💫SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP THE GAME GOING. 🩷💫

mrbeast

chainmail is so goofy

CRUSTACEAN ARMY GO ‼️🦞🦀🦐🦞🦀🦐🦐🦀🦞🦀🦐🦐🦐🦀🦞🦅🫵🫵🫵🦞🦀🦐🔥🔥

#ask #crustacean

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widdle fishy

#fish #marine life #goldfish #oranda goldfish

[xacian]

let's be honest, what a pissbaby

#xacian #(again) #art #digital art #firealpaca

[xacian]

me omw to you (it will hurt. it will hurt so bad.)

[xacian]

p...... peeweee

#art #traditional art #ocs #xacian #what else can i say #peewee #stinky #grrrr

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stinky stinkers jumpscare

they're based on the red suits and comedy is fucking depressed

id share more lore of them but i dont wanna get too out of hand teehee

#humanoid #reference sheet #ocs #nufesent #oc #theyre SILLY #GOOFY #FUNNY #WAHHHHHH #tragedy is so silly #frfr

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jadus posting

bro could not make it in the kitchen

#this art is like a month old #his toyhouse profile is dead #mf gets two images #and #and animation #that's it #osc #object oc #ive never watched an object show actually #fight me #i only watch clips womp sends me #because yes #ART #forgot about that step