wrongteenwolf

[wrongteenwolf]

so i know i’ve kind of abandoned this blog for the past few months but this is just a lil message to say that i’m coming back. updates may be spacey as i’m starting university soon but i love this blog so here i am

to everyone who’s stuck around - thank you, i love you.

here’s to more dumb wrong teen wolf quotes in 2020 :)

[wrongteenwolf]

Stiles: Scott! Scott!

Stiles: [throws a handful of leaves on Scott]

Stiles: I be-leaf in you!

Scott: Why are we friends again?

#source: irl conversation #teen wolf incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #scott mccall

[wrongteenwolf]

Noah: [puts on AC/DC’s ‘Back in Black’]

Stiles: [yelling over the music] I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN!

#teen wolf incorrect quotes #source: spider-man #stiles stilinski #noah stilinski #led zeppelin #acdc #ac/dc #music

[wrongteenwolf]

Malia: You’re a monster, you will never know true fear.

Theo: First of all, have you ever heard Lydia Martin yell your first, middle, and last name?

Stiles, materialising out of nowhere: He has a point

#source: unknown #teen wolf incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #malia tate #theo raeken

[wrongteenwolf]

Scott: Is that vodka?

Stiles: Yeah.

Scott: Straight?

Stiles: No, bi.

Scott: THE VODKA, NOT YOU!

#source: harry styles #Scott McCall #stiles stilinski #teen wolf incorrect quotes #vodka #straight #bi!stiles

[wrongteenwolf]

Lydia: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Malia: What if I bite it and it dies?

Lydia: That means you’re poisonous.

Scott: What if it bites itself and I die?

Lydia: That’s voodoo.

Kira: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Lydia: That’s correlation, not causation.

Allison: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Stiles: That’s kinky.

#source: tumblr #lydia martin #malia tate #malia hale #scott mccall #kira yukimura #allison argent #stiles stilinski #poison #venom #voodoo #kinky #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Lydia: I like libido.

Allison: [stares]

Lydia: I mean, the word.

#source: irl conversation #allison argent #lydia martin #allydia #libido #we stan friends #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Mason: Nice hands, Brett.

Brett: Uhh, thanks?

Mason: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Liam: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!

#source: unknown #mason hewitt #brett talbot #liam dunbar #i'm 80% sure mason liked brett #bible #gay #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Scott: Malia, what are you doing?

Malia: Watching TV.

Scott: You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.

Malia: [shocked]

#source: vine #scott mccall #malia tate #scalia #ikea #malia hale #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Stiles: Would you rather kill Theo or-

Malia: Yes! Kill him!

Stiles: I didn’t say the other-

Malia: I don’t need to hear it.

Theo: I’m feeling a little unsafe.

#source: vine #not even emily #stiles stilinski #malia tate #malia hale #theo raeken #would you rather #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Lydia: You ever want to talk about your emotions, Malia?

Malia: No.

Lydia: …

Allison: I do.

Lydia: I know, Allison.

Allison: I’m sad.

Lydia: I know, Allison.

#source: vine #lydia martin #malia tate #malia hale #allison argent #emotions #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Lydia: HALE! WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU ARE DEAD!

Derek: [pops his head into the room, visibly shaking]

Lydia: Of course it’s not you, sweetie. You’re perfect, keep doing what you’re doing. Live your life.

Derek: [nods and smiles]

Peter: [horrified shrieking from the other room]

#source: unknown #lydia martin #derek hale #peter hale #banshee #pure and good #lydia is terrifying we been knew #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Nolan: Brett, if I died what would you say at my funeral?

Brett: Nolan’s dead, motherfuckers, let’s get down and funky.

#source: david's vlogs #nolan holloway #brett talbot #death #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Stiles: And then, you know. Theo betrayed Scott.

Liam: [whispering] Don’t dog the boys.

Stiles: What was that?

Liam: [loudly, with shame] Don’t dog the boys.

The Pack: [trying not to laugh]

Stiles: [holds in laugh while trying to look disappointed]

#source: irl conversation #stiles stilinski #liam dunbar #scott mccall #theo raeken #the pack #don't dog the boys #bitch #teen wolf incorrect quotes

[wrongteenwolf]

Kira: I’m telling you, mom, I’m a thug. A rebellious child.

Kira: [putting on sunglasses upside down] My life be like ooh-ah.

Kira: [backing up by a stop sign, hits her hand on the pole] Ow...

#source: vine #kira yukimura #noshiko yukimura #teen wolf incorrect quotes #smol innocent bean

[wrongteenwolf]

100% Isaac, obviously

Scott: Okay, listen up folks, we have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also, from now on we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle One”.

Scott: Kira. Codename – “Been There, Done That”.

Kira: [offended]

Scott: Malia is “Currently Doing That”.

Malia: [high-fives Scott]

Scott: Lydia is “It Happened Once In A Dream”.

Lydia: [Winks]

Scott: Derek. Codename – “If I had to pick a dude”.

Derek: [smiles]

Scott: Stiles is… “Eagle Two”.

Stiles: Oh, thank god.

[wrongteenwolf]

Scott: Okay, listen up folks, we have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also, from now on we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle One”.

Scott: Kira. Codename – “Been There, Done That”.

Kira: [offended]

Scott: Malia is “Currently Doing That”.

Malia: [high-fives Scott]

Scott: Lydia is “It Happened Once In A Dream”.

Lydia: [winks]

Scott: Stiles. Codename – “If I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: [smiles]

Scott: Derek is... “Eagle Two”.

Derek: Oh, thank god.

#source: parks and rec #scott mccal imagine #kira yukimura #malia tate #malia hale #stiles x lydia #derek haas #stiles stilinski #skira #scalia #scydia #scerek #sciles #teen wolf incorrect quotes