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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#nasa #programming

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is that simple task bothering you queen

#text #it is

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i can’t find words for my anger right now so here’s a collection of thoughts that share the sentiment

#columbia university #palestine

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#jesus

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

#text

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This is an ideal companion to a #Hannibal I painted many moons ago - not sure if anyone remembers it XD

Maybe in the future I'll post both together! <:

Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless

#will graham

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Joker, on his joker tricycle that has rockets and flamethrowers on it: ITS TOO LATE BATMAN! IM ALREADY-

Batman: How are you making these things?

Joker: What?

Batman: These things. The contraptions that you use. Where do these come from?

Joker: What do you mean?

Batman: Where the hell are you getting these things from? Are you making them? Is someone else making them? Last week you had a giant jack in a box with your face on it that shoots out acid. Where did that come from? Did you make that yourself? Did you pay someone to make it?

Joker: Well-

Batman: The week before that you literally had a clown tank with several military grade missile. How do you obtain these things?! There’s nothing in the news of a tank being stolen or missiles going missing! And even if you stole the tank, how did you designed it to match your face so perfectly?!

Joker:…….

Batman: How do you have the time and resources to get these things?!

Joker, trying to think of a joke: Because uh…..Because I’m really Bruce Wayne under this make up.

Batman:…….

Joker:…….

Batman: Just shut the fuck up.

#batman #lmao

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

#barbie

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catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

#LET THEM COOK

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If there’s wet dreams then there’s probably wet nightmares

#text

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they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit

#text #forreal #about me

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i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

#text #sunny

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Hello Kitty 50th Anniversary Emoji ❤️ pt 1

#emotes

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1. icu, phoebe bridgers 2. the red arrow, william brewer 3. the bear 4. ladders to fire, anaïs nin 3. o sailor, fiona apple

#too good to be true

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at this point in time, the epitome of moral bankruptcy is engaging in whataboutism

especially when one side has food cut off by the occupier who also bombed the main bakeries

when one side has fuel cut off by the occupier who also bombed the power plants

when one side has had all humanitarian aid preempted by the occupier who also bombed over 15 hospitals

when one side is ordered to evacuate by the occupier who is also placing the whole population under a 16 year siege

stop inserting futile and absurd ~"counter arguments"~ and read the fucking room!!

#palestine

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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry

#I’m crying #text

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girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

#about me