whyyamilikethis

[whyyamilikethis]

CW: A bit of scat under cut.

Imagine A and B are assigned a room together while on a job. B dreads this as they knew that they themselves could be pretty gross when alone, and it didn’t help A was usually a rather stoic figure, silent and calculated.

The day came and they both arrived at their room, immediately unpacking their stuff and setting up whatever was needed for basic comfort.

The first day was relatively stressful for B, as they tried their best to remain as clean and professional as possible like A was. But as the days passed, it didn’t take long for B to notice A getting progressively less uptight and more relaxed.

It started as a simple muffled belch while they were eating, A apologised and B didn’t think it to be more than a simple little mishap. But then it started happening frequently, and without apology. What was worse was, it wasn’t just burps and belching any more, they were also farting now. The farts also got progressively more nasty, as if A was daring to push harder each time.

It all reached a crescendo one night as A leaned on the windowsill and they pushed out the loudest, thickest and juiciest fart that B had ever heard, that was then followed by the most lewd moan of relief.

But as B thought the show was over, A lifted a leg and continued. The fart quickly turned to a wet squelch, and a brown stain formed at the seat of their pants, which gradually grew in size and created a bulge. Quietly, A cursed as they lowered their leg again, and they turned to awkwardly waddle to the bathroom.

B was beyond flustered at that point, frozen on the spot as their eyes followed A leaving the room.

They never spoke of this again, but B was a bit less intimidated by A from that day onward.

#farting #farting kink #imagine #eproctophilia #eprocto #scat #scat scenario #mild eructophilia #scat kink #fart kink

[whyyamilikethis]

Your fave just going about their day, doing trivial tasks, but every once in a while stopping to let out a fart or two, before resuming what they were doing.

They might complain a little about being gassy and give a couple bashful apologies after nasty ones, but your level of trust has gotten to a point where bodily functions is just a part of daily life, so no brows are lifted as they continue their casual farting.

(Much to the delight of you, of course…)

#eprocto #eproctophilia #farting #farting kink #your fave #imagine

[whyyamilikethis]

I just noticed I have a bunch of asks I haven’t gotten around to answering. If you’re one of these people, I’m sorry for not seeing it sooner

Turning off asks for now but I’ll probably enable it again in the future

#non kink #update

[whyyamilikethis]

today on a zoom call my boss thought he had muted himself and let loose a massive fart. Do you think you could adapt this into a short story? maybe the ceo takes his phone to the bathroom and leaves his camera on by mistake. or thinks he’s muted on a all staff call or something?

I unfortunately don’t do submissions but that is a super hot scenario. Something about business men and their fancy suits just completely ruining their reputation by basic bodily functions 🥴🥴🥴

#asks #eprocto #farting #eproctophilia #farting kink

[whyyamilikethis]

Scat under cut:

Imagine your fave is on a scouting mission in enemy territory. They have to be careful not to raise too much suspicion so they keep their head low. However, something they ate that morning definitely didn’t agree with them, and it’s a race against the clock before they will have to find a place to relieve themself.

They keep letting out silent gas as they walk, hoping they’ll spot a restroom any time soon, but this proves futile. After a particularly dangerous fart, they know for a fact they won’t be able to hold it. With their reddened face held low and their fists (and cheeks) clenched, they duck away in to a dark alleyway. This wasn’t going to be pretty.

They hastily unfasten their belt and pull down their pants, just in time for a stream of liquid to shoot out of their ass, splattering on to the pavement below. And as if this situation couldn’t get more embarrassing, their earpiece suddenly buzzes to life.

“Scout, what’s the situation?” The voice of their commander speaks.

“Commander…” they let out a grunt while trying to stop the flow of lava exiting their rear end.

“Give me… Ah… Ten minutes, I’m entering highly-“ Their lie is cut off by a very loud burst of gas from their backside, “… Surveilled territory.”

They close their eyes in embarrassment and bite their tongue. They focus all their might on keeping the rest inside, while praying to whatever gods where out there, that the mic didn’t catch up on their not so silent emission.

“Noted, cutting the line for ten minutes.” The commander says, promptly closing the line.

Just as relief falls over them, thinking their commander didn’t hear it, the ear piece buzzes to life one last time…

“Let me know if you need any… Toilet paper, sent your way.”

#imagine scenarios #scenario #scat scenario #mini fic #your fave #scat #coprophilia #humiliation #imagine #I’m not dead part 3 #I’m extremely inconsistent with my tags too

[whyyamilikethis]

Literally 😅

Talking to people about fanfiction but how do k explain I only read fart porn

[whyyamilikethis]

Imagine your fave in lifting their ass just above the water line and spreading their cheeks to fart. Their pucker barely touches the water as they create splashes and ripples with their bellowing gas.

#eprocto #eproctophilia #fart kink #imagine #farting #farting kink #sorry if you stumble upon my blog #not sfw

[whyyamilikethis]

Someone being bloated bcs of gas or constipation 👌👌👌

#good shit good shit #literally #eprocto #eproctophilia #farts #just thinking bout farts again don’t mind me #I’m horny help #scat

[whyyamilikethis]

Time for a horny post:

Someone in their underwear bending over, grunting before letting a giant, bubbly fart rip.

Massive bonus points if a tiny spot appears on their underwear.

#fart thoughts #horny posting #hi I’m still alive electric boogaloo #farting #fart fetish #eprocto #eproctophilia #gassy

[whyyamilikethis]

Reminder

18+ means 18+, not “I’m 14 but I don’t get offended by your posts” or “I’m 16 but I’m mature for my age”

// If you’re a minor, get off my page, this isn’t for you //

[whyyamilikethis]

umm.... different kinds of sharts 😳

a long fart that ends in a wet plrt - not a lot of shit at the end, but definitely wet between the cheeks

a long fart with constant splutters of shit throughout, like the person doesn't care that they're half shitting themselves just to let this fart out.

a short loud fart that expels a lot of waste with a sqelch

a short fart, a wet splurt of shit, then a longer, more relieving fart

an airy fart that shoots a chunk of shit out like a cork popping

a fart trapped behind a barrier of waste, they keep pushing till that one fart can come out

a fart so watery it sprays a mist of shit instead of anything solid

a fart that isn't a fart at all, just someone feeling the need, bearing down and accidentally shitting themselves

a 'follow through', a fart that fully becomes a shit and they just keep pushing

#all of them #literally all of them #scat

[whyyamilikethis]

Scat below cut

Imagine A is a sex worker, and have been hired by B. They fuck for a while until suddenly B’s stomach gurgles, and they wince a little.

B, not wanting to waste their money, then proceeds to drag A to an outhouse/bathroom and sits down, motioning for A to continue fucking them as they carelessly and messily expell their bowels.

#scat #not sfw #prompt #imagine #filth #hi I’m not dead yet

[whyyamilikethis]

Chubby ppl good

#I love chub #chub very good #everyone with the chub #I love #rambles #non kink

[whyyamilikethis]

Imagine a gassy B fucking A, and with every thrust, a tiny fart slips out.

B apologises a couple times, but in reality doesn’t really care and continues fart-thrusting in to A, who is secretely enjoying this way more than they thought they would.

#eprocto #eproctophilia #not sfw #farting #farts #gassy #imagine #prompt

[whyyamilikethis]

Underwater farts in general, god damn... Especially the really massive ones where it’s just a constant stream of bubbles.

okay so we know bath farts are top notch but what about hot tub farts? the jets are bubbling and humming and someone could just let rip without even needing to try and hide it 👀

#reblog #secretlygross

[whyyamilikethis]

*gasp* whoa I didn’t even realise I’d hit 100! Thank you folks for following my degenerate blog!

#thank you!!! #so many people who enjoys weird stuff like me #I luv u all #non kink

[whyyamilikethis]

Imagine your OTP half asleep in bed when suddenly one of them farts.

A grimaces at the smell and groans, rubbing their nose in the pillow mumbling “You’re gross.” While B, the one guilty, is just lying there with the biggest shit eating grin because they know; no matter how gross they are, A will always love them.

#imagine #prompt #domestic fluff #fluff #eproctophilia #eprocto #farts #farting #gassy