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whompwhompwah · 2 years

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Azul and Kalim with a Bubbly, Carefree S/O!

i prob shoulda made this 7 days ago but I am EXHAUSTED lolol

gender-neutral s/o! spoilers up to chapter 5

warning: I have no idea how to write for the tweels… also this is kinda long

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this man honestly just saw you as a blithering dumbass

what person in your condition is so nice ?? obviously kalim is nice but that’s cuz he’s rich and all that, you’re in a shitty rundown dorm with a bunch on nuisances around you!

so in his humble and totally non-biased opinion, you are stupid

so when you team up with leona to destroy his contracts he is, for a second surprised that you have functioning brain cells. then he’s pissed.

after the whole overblot stuff, when you, the idiot trio, and the octavinelle trio are coming back from returning the school photo is when you and him truly bond.

since the walk back is mostly quiet between the two of you (if you forget about the tweels driving adeuce and grim insane in the background), you strike up a conversation!

bold for someone who literally just ruined his life’s work

but he here’s you out. you’re definitely smarter then he gave you credit for anyways.

and what you say makes his face RED. steaming, on fire, burning! someone call the fire department, you just nuked the building

“azul, I understand why you’re so keen on hiding your octo-form, especially with your background, but for the record,” you gave him a lopsided grin, leaning forward a little bit as you stop in your place.

“I think you were really cute back then, and you’re still cute now. those people back then had no idea what they were talking about!”

he stills there, speechless, before stuttering up a storm and covering his face in embarrassment.

you just hum a little, adorably, and wait for him to recover.

and THATS the moment it happened. that’s the moment you RUINED his life. that’s the moment you EMBARRASSED him completely.

he’s overreacting. he has a crush on you. briefly thinks he’s sick for a moment, or that you placed a curse on him like riddle. (he was so out of it he forgot you were magicless).

so he does what any rational person does when complimented by a cutie.

he runs.

like a loser /j

you stare blankly, blinking a few times before looking back at floyd and jade, worrying that you had offended him. you shouldn’t have brought up such a sore subject, you think.

but floyd looks amused, and jade has his gloved hand over his mouth, as if he’s trying to conceal a giggle. very out of character for him

when you ask what happened, they just smile. “little shrimpy realllyy riled up azul~ he had a funnyy lookin’ reaction tho~!” floyd cackled at his own comment, before jade beckoned him to follow azul back to the mostro lounge.

safe to say, you were fairly confused for a while. and anxious. had you offended him ????

not very carefree y/n of you, s/o

but in your defense, he had just come down from a serious overblot and you didn’t want to hurt his feelings

meanwhile, azul is straight up getting bullied by the tweels, getting pushed around and teased left and right every time he left a lingering glance at you or asked one of your acquaintances to deliver you a coupon for a free drink just to see you (you did come sometimes and he was ECSTATIC !! never talked to you tho lol)

where your and his love story really takes place is when he gets to play hero for you !!!! finally !!!!!!! a chance !!!!!!!!

his heart is absolutely going BONKERS when he saves you and grim from scarabia !!

it’s quickly crushed when you guys get absolutely launched to hell by jamil

while everyone is groaning and mumbling curses under their breath, azul turns to you apologetically. he was supposed to be your knight in shining armor !!!! he is absolutely drowning im humiliation and self depreciation rn. sad puppy eyes and everything

you softly smile at him and tell him it’s okay, no one could have done anything anyways! you’re just happy he came for you :)

he is so flattered and love struck by your words that he just-

“I love you.”

HE IS IMMEDIATELY MORTIFIED.

horrified, frantic apologies escape his mouth, but you just light up!

you say, “there’s a reason I want to keep visiting the lounge, you know? i keep hoping to see you, but I never got to! I’m so happy you feel the same way!!”

you are practically jumping up and down, while azul melts

azul can feel himself leaning closer and closer to you subconsciously, himself mesmerized by your kindness, your endless sweetness

closer and closer, and-

“will ya two get a room ?? we’ve got more important things to think about then you two!”

at grims exclamations, you both turn to the tweels + grim and kalim. the tweels are giving azul freaky grins while kalim looks absolutely delighted for you two!

looking around, you notice a filled up water source, and the tweels in their natural forms. obviously they had found a way back without you two.

you two, visibly embarrassed walk back up to the group, getting ready to leave with them. you hold onto azul while he reluctantly turns into his octopus form. his nervousness fades away when he sees how wondered and excited at seeing him!

he’s incredibly happy, for once, that someone ruined his life. because it started a better, newer one- one where he could feel happy and accepted by someone important.

he was truly a fortunate soul <3

he and mal are the only ones i can imagine that didn’t initially hate/degrade you tbh lol

this man is a sweetheart !!! he made friends with you early on!

when you had exposed leona, giving jamil and several of his fellow scarabia students “justice” per say, he was so HAPPY !! absolutely delighted !! he was incredibly grateful for what you did :)

he raided his storage room (his treasure room, that’s probably worth 800,000,000,000 madols) to look for the perfect gift for you! he remembered your little tanuki friend had a lovely black-and-white striped bow that had a gorgeous purple gemstone in the front of it, and looked desperately for something similar!

there he found, in a little chest, a short necklace with a small bow with an delicate blue gem as the centerpiece, connected by several diamonds adorning lace as the “string”.

he approaches you excitedly on a sunny day, when you are walking to the library. you are separated from adeuce and grim, which isn’t a common sight! nevertheless, he skips over to you.

presenting the gift, which is probably worth more madols than your life, he thanks you earnestly and happily for bringing peace to the spelldrive tournament! he offers a large, luxury party in your honor, which you unfortunately decline, siting that you don’t have the time, but then you offer to hang out with him tomorrow, which visibly makes him perk up in excitement!

he is unnaturally excited for this hangout! he could immediately feel you and him click and he spent the whole day gushing to jamil about it! but he is a bit dense and figures it’s because he made a new friend! always an exciting occasion!

he spent a solid 20 minutes standing at the door waiting for you. when you finally arrive, he instantly opens the door before you can even knock on it and drags you in! but you don’t mind, you actually find his excitement quite endearing

he gives you an action packed tour around his dorm, introducing you to some people, before he finally snaps out of his excitement and notices your outfit.

it’s so dirty! have you always been wearing that??

with no filter he says that straight to your face. luckily you’re aware he means this kindly, as he does not have a malicious bone in his body.

you awkwardly state that you don’t have a lot of clothes to spare since crowley (fuck that guy) barely tends to provide for you.

kalim is APPALED.

see, he was pampered his whole life, getting all the clothes he wants so he is more than a little shocked.

but then that shock turns into instant determination !! he needs to get you clothes and stat!

he tells you to wait with jamil (who is throughly annoyed and confused) and runs off to a smaller storage room for scarabia students in general, a spare uniform room. he finds one he assumes to be in your size and gives it to you!

turns out he has GREAT EYES for design and gets your size right on the dot! how lucky!

after you’re done hanging out and you have stacks upon stacks of dorm clothes, you finally leave, right as it becomes evening.

after that, scarabia pretty much becomes your second home! you hang you there every other day with kalim (sometimes grim is there but ever since kalim started feeding him crackers he’s.. been a little distant from the dorm), you’re practically a scarabia remember!

you’re just like kalim, just less dense and with better grades!

soon adeuce starts getting suspicious. clearly you two are together.. right ? i mean, you totally would’ve told them but.. I mean, you have scarabian dorm clothes that you wear to school, you and kalim are joint at the hip, jamil constantly complains to the basketball team about how you’re constantly on his nerves…

y’all gotta be together

so idiot duo decides to do some stalking, some sleuthing

takin a page outta rooks book, good for them

basically they been to ask around scarabia members whether or not you seem romantic together, which the answers are usually a resounding yes.

then they begin seeing and listening to how you two talk together. what they’ve notices is that you two stand suspiciously close.. you two don’t stop looking at each other… you two are very physically affectionate…

after thirty minutes of investigation they immediately jump to conclusion.

and confront you two both.

because they are stupid.

“hey!! s/o!!” adeuce marched up to you two, over-confidently.

“hey you two-“ you start off, before stopping, seeing their borderline hurt expressions.

“why didn’t you tell us you were datin kalim??” deuce asked. you could almost see his eyes get glossy as he begins to get emotional for no reason. “did you not trust us enough?”

“yeah! explain, now!” ace is a different story, visibly upset.

you blink at these two, as a few seconds go by.

then you and kalim both laugh at them. in their faces. they both get very defensive and upset immediately.

“h-hey !! we’re trying to confront you here! you can’t just laugh at us!” adeuce desperately tries to see what’s so funny here.

you wipe an imaginary tear from your eye as kalim says- “we’re not dating! what are you talking about?”

ace sputters for a few seconds, before saying “but the affectionate glances! the way-to-close-to-be-romantic hugs! kalim, you’ve kissed s/o on the CHEEK!”

kalim laughed light-heartedly, “that’s because they’re my best friend!” he scratched his cheek a little, visibly flustered. “not that I would mind dating them, haha!”

adeuce blinked as you both laughed. “I wouldn’t mind dating you either kalim! you’d make the perfect partner!” you say, smiling.

deuce and ace look like they’re about to go insane.

ace pulled his hair angrily, face tinting red in frustration. emulating a certain dorm-leader, aren’t you, ace?

“if you don’t mind dating each other that bad, then why don’t you just date, huh???”

that shuts you and kalim right up, as you eyed each other.

kalim was the first to break eye-contact, settling with a close eyed grin. “why not?” he began, “s/o is a lovely person, if they would want to date I wouldn’t mind!” to which you say- “I’d love to!” and interlock hands with him.

you two stupid idiots were dating the whole time.

adeuce died that day, of raw anger and disbelief while you two walked off to go on a proper date.

you are kalims diamond in the rough, and honestly anyone who didn’t see it is a dumbass <3

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kalims was weak and I hate it :( but I hope it was okay !! have a wonderful day, remember to hydrate !!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst kalim #twst azul #kalim al asim #azul ashengrotto #twst jade #twst floyd #twst jamil #jamil viper #floyd leech #jade leech #twisted wonderland hc #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanon

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whompwhompwah · 2 years

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“Can’t I just appreciate you, dear?”

Malleus x Male!Reader

You sat in the garden and picked at small flowers while a soft breeze brushed against your skin, you shivered as you put a hoodie on to keep yourself warm. As you crawled around you found another flower and picked it, you put the flowers you found in a pile and started to make a flower crown.

As you were finishing up you felt a tap on your shoulder and spun around to see malleus. “Good evening” he said with a small chuckle “did I startle you Mc?” You breathed out and smiled at him “a little I’ll admit” you said as you playfully hit his shoulder “you can’t just sneak up on me like that Mal, I might have hit you”

The nickname made his heart flutter and make his chest feel all warm and fuzzy. He lightly laughed “I don’t think you would be able to, dear.” You snorted in response. His eyes wandered to what was in your hand, he tilted his head “what are you holding?” You looked down and remembered that you had made a flower crown, you totally forgot up until now! “oh! Yeah I made this for you Mal, it’s a flower crown” you said as you felt your face heat up.

He smiled and titled his head down so you could slide it down his horns onto his head. You did just that and giggled softly, he looked very handsome with the crown on “You look pretty” his eyes softened at the compliment as he smiled at you “thank you dear” you didn’t notice till now but his hands were behind his back “Why are you hiding your hands Mal?” He softly smiled and brought out a bouquet of flowers, specifically pink roses.

You slightly gasped and looked up at him “This is for me? Really?” You said with surprise in your voice. He nodded “Of course” you hummed and grabbed the bouquet from his hands and stared at them for a while before you looked back up at him “hmm, what’s the catch?” You said as you looked at him with suspicion.

He smiled and leaned down to kiss your forehead and lightly put his hands on top of yours. He gently squeezed your hands and rubbed circles on them as he kept his face near yours. He smiled “Why would there be a catch?” He said as he moved his face away from yours to look you in the eyes. He softly smiled at you as you couldn’t maintain eye contact and looked down in embarrassment. He grabbed one of your hands and leaned down to softly kiss it “can’t I just appreciate you, dear?”

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whompwhompwah · 2 years

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Riddle, and Leona, with an Bubbly, Carefree S/O!

you are the sun in this darkened world 🌙!!

s/o is gender neutral, second person. spoilers up to ch.3

idk how it happened but leonas is sad lol

pt.2 with Azul, Vil, and Kalim will come out soon :)

probably did not like you at first, so carefree and bubbly all the time, you did not follow his mothers advice!

despite you not being in heartslabyul, nothing is stopping him from lecturing you when you have something on your uniform out of place. he dutifully takes it upon himself to fix your outfit while getting you stuck in 20 minutes full of rambling.

let’s just say.. not the best relationship has come from this. while you sorta didn’t mind, almost found him endearing, he didn’t like how casual you were.

post-overblot ? well, he still fusses, but for a different reason.

in reflection, he thought it was very sweet how you went through his relatively aggressive doting with a smile and occasional embarrassed giggle.

it took a while, but he found it in himself to apologize for his actions, before being told by you that you knew it was because he cared, so it’s okay! you constantly forgot to fix your outfit sometime, so it was quite a relief when he came around and did it for you!

THATS when it develops. the abnormal heart palpitations. the heating of his face, his whole body burning as if he’s on fire. the jittery attitude that occurs when he’s around you. the stuttering. the stuttering.

he’s never done that! have you cursed him?? is this a hex ??

not one to immediately jump to conclusions, he confides in trey. who laughs. in his face.

what’s so funny ??? his life could be in danger !!!

he blows up a little in embarrassment, before being calmed down by the lovely vice-dormhead, who sits him down before telling him.

he. can’t believe it. it takes a while to process what his friends words mean. he’s in LOVE with you ?? that’s crazy talk !!! but all the puzzle pieces are in place. it’s logically the only explanation. how could you have cursed him anyways, you don’t even have magic!

after he’s accepted the news, he prepares himself. what could he do to make you like him back? well.. in the most riddle way, he spends most of his time helping you academically. he’s not the best at emotions, so be patient with him!

whether it’s tutoring, letting you copy his notes (it hurts), or gifting you stationary, it’s his way of showing you love and he is doing his best.

what he doesn’t know is you’ve already caught on- and you think it’s adorable! very endearing, what a lovely sweetheart you know. but after a few weeks it occurs to you that he is probably too nervous to confess to you.

no shame, you can do it yourself! you go all out for him!

inviting him to the garden, sprinkling little rose petals onto the floor, all leading to a little gazebo.

his face is brilliantly flushed when he gets to the platform, and you’re similar, with heat radiating off of your skin. you build up the courage and ask him out quickly.

“riddle, ive had the biggest crush on you for the longest time. you’ve sucked me in with how wonderful you are, with how attentive and sweet you tend to be. you’re so caring, it’s really adorable. please, please go out with me!”

his face is all red, but for once it’s not because he’s mad. he stares for a while before nodding his head enthusiastically, not trusting himself to speak.

you audibly let out a sigh of relief, before grinning and hugging him excitedly. he squeaks a little, before hugging back with a soft smile on his face.

you truly are a thornless rose. the most beautiful in the patch.

you are the most annoying herbivore he’s ever met. period.

ever since you stepped on his tail he hasn’t stopped hearing about you. after the heartslabyuls dormheads overblot, you’re the talk of the school, along with three other idiots.

GOD he wishes you would shut up.

essentially, he hates you.

and then hates you even more for messing up his foolproof plan.

his feelings for you after his overblot..? complicated. he’s grateful you saved him (not that he would say it), but he’s also pissed you interfered in the first place.

your bond starts when you get kicked out of your own dorm by the leech twins and the damn octopus. forced to stay in savanaclaw, you two are forced to get along, much to leonas chagrin.

what he doesn’t expect is how.. utterly charming you are. you were so sweet and accepting it was honestly disgusting.

and after years of neglect, it was exactly what he needed.

he could feel himself falling, with no way to stop it. you were so kind, so understanding of his past. you empathized with how he felt, and comforted him despite his many flaws. while he initially was against it, he knew that even if he didn’t end up being your first choice, as he commonly wasn’t, he trusted you enough to not hurt him too bad.

although he manages to keep the friendship a friendship, he can gradually feel himself feeling almost pained with the secret he kept. it burned.

so, he decides to just deal with it and confess to you. he knew you wouldn’t hurt him intentionally.

inviting you to savanaclaw like most days, he lead you to his room awkwardly. noticing his fidgeting, you asked him what’s wrong, in a soft worried tone. his heart clenched.

he sat on his bed, silent, before letting out a rugged puff of air.

“.. i think im in love with you.” he knew he was in love with you. he hoped his word choice would soften the blow. “you’re, very very important to me. I’ve trusted you quicker then I’ve trusted anyone else in my whole life. youre the most special person in my life right now.”

he shifted at your blank expression (not knowing you were just processing- you felt the same, you felt just as passionately, you just didn’t expect it! with all the teasing and banter you two have, you hadn’t expected your feelings to be returned!)

he continued, with a soft voice, reduced to a timid whisper, unseen of him by anyone but you. “please tell me you love me too. or leave, I don’t want to hear you say you don’t.”

you stared, before your eyes softened, your tense figure relaxing. you embraced him in a tight hug.

“I love you too, leona. how could I not?”

with that, the waterworks began. he did not try to stop it, finally letting a positive emotion fill his body with no rejection,

no words were exchanged after that. just soft, domestic love.

you truly were like a spring in the desert. too good to be true, unbelievable. but fortunately, for him, not a mirage.

i don’t know how leonas got so sad haha.. im sorry

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