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oh my god what happened here what is blaze why did it give me teeth???

#tumblr #tumblr milestone

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annual return to tumblr as i realise my entire life has fallen apart :||||

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ppl talk about how mb now people will move here when twitter dies but this is the opposite of the threads problem i am never telling a real person about this hellhole ever theres some things noone ever actually needs to know about another person

#twitter #tumblr #threads

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"After all this time?" "Always"

Overdone

Written by a terf

About a man's unhealthy obsession over a woman

"Is okay good?" "Quirrel! Okay is wonderful"

Gay

Not written by a terf

A sweet moment between two guys who both love each other

Not appreciated enough

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i just want you guys to know this drama genuinely made me throw up

i understand that people are invested in this blog, but if you get so stressed/upset by what's happening here that you feel ill, you are well within your rights to unfollow us or step away from the computer. im sorry you were ill, and i hope you feel better.

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pride and prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

gold rush - taylor swift (evermore - 2020)

hey i did something

#pride and prejudice #gold rush #evermore #taylor swift #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #pride and prejudice 2005 #period drama #period edit #pride and prejudice edit #fitzwilliam darcy

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Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

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I cant talk to you, I’m doing hot girl shit

“ thinking about comfort ships/charcaters while spotify is playing in the background ”

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u ever like in an intensely creative mood but executive dysfunction kicks in and ur paralyzed from doing anything creative 🧍‍♂️

it's like.... there's too many things I Can Do so instead if deciding on a creative hobby.... I will simply scroll through hell app

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Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

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me on may 31st vs me on June 1st

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Chat Blanc: a Brief Retelling

Hawkmoth: Chat Blanc, you are now Akumatized. You will take Ladybug’s Miraculous and—

Chat Blanc: you Akumatize Chaton? You Akumatize him like the Pigeon Man???? Cataclysm for Father! Cataclysm for Father for one thousand years!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous

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Here, have some book quotes about James and Lily because I don’t know where some of you are getting your characterizations from. 

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reasons why Snape's "redemption",

'your mum didn't let me fuck her bc im racist and called her a slur so now I'm a salty bitch',

doesn't mean shit:

a) he bullied lil children who were his students

b) he let the slytherins be assholes to any one who isn't pure-blood.

d) he caused more than one student to be insecure

e) a students boggart was snape even after the student's parents were crucio'd to insanity.

f) he caused a good hearted werewolf to loose his job bc one of his bullies didn't face the fate of getting his soul sucked out.

g) he made sure the said werewolf would remain unemployed from there on for the rest of his life.

h) he physically abused a fifteen year old, orphaned, abused, child by gripping his arm so tight that the child began to see stars and then threw him across the dungeon floor.

i) he made a hex that could literally KILL by the age of fifteen

j) he bullied the abused child feeling no sympathy towards him even tho the slimeball had been thru the same shit as a child

k) he invaded the said abused child's memory and CALLED IT GROSS EVEN THO IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY MEMORIES THIS ABUSED CHILD HAD OF HIS PARENTS.

l) he made fun of tonks bc her patronus changed even tho the same shit happened to him.

m) he was racist in the wizarding way. he was racist to everyone except the woman he was, like I said before, he was unhealthily obsessed with.

n) he said that this woman was "different" while others, according to him, were worthy of hatred.

o) he joined the "Good" side bc the "bad" one targeted said woman.

p) he thought it was alright to have her family killed, to have everything she loved, ripped away from her.

q) he didn't care for lily's happiness, he just wanted to be a pathetic rebound.

r) he is the reason she died. voldemort found out about the prophesy bc of snape.

s) oh also, this one's for the people who say shit like "but he protected harry bc of his lOvE for lily". he "protected" Harry sometimes, like in mortal danger, bc he promised dumbledore.

t) he threatened to almost kill Trevor, Neville's toad. no wonder snape's his boggart

there's definitely a lot more and you know it.

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Wndavision x Parks and Rec snake juice scene 

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Ben Wyatt after losing his job in 2012 vs. Ben Wyatt in quarantine in 2020