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Correct, my liege:)

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It's a buffet, so why not?

Cakes and sexuality

There's a buffet restaurant full of cakes of all sorts- The two most popular ones are the chocolate cake and the cheesecake, but there are many others as well. Cakes are also sorted into two types, ones with a stronger flavor and ones with weaker flavors.

When you enter the restaurant, you get a ticket saying 'typical menu', with one of the popular cakes written on it.

Heterosexual: You eat the cake written on your ticket.

Homosexual: You eat the cake not written on your ticket.

Bisexual: You eat both. It's a buffet, so why not?

Omnisexual: All cakes are great, but you do take note of the flavor before you eat it.

Pansexual: You don't care about what flavor the cake is- Cake is cake. You can even put a blindfold around yourself and eat whatever you feel like.

Polyamorous: You eat two cakes at once, flavor of your choice, because why not? The combination's nice.

Demisexual/demiromantic: You need to know enough about the cake before wanting to eat it. You don't feel the urge to eat random pieces of cake.

Asexual, alloromantic: Cakes with strong flavors aren't to your taste. You go to the line of cakes with weaker flavors and pick one you like.

Asexual, aromantic: Cakes aren't for you. This doesn't mean you hate people who like cakes. You go to a different restaurant and have whatever food you like.

It's that simple. Cakes. Everyone has different preferences, and it's nothing to get worked up about. Basic common sense to simply respect each other, right?

Unfortunately, this isn't what's happening in our world. Just because you eat the cake not written on the ticket, people are condemned, berated, and abused. You're deemed wishy-washy or a fake when you say you like to eat more than one cake. People don't understand when you say weak-flavored cakes are fine- "Why can't you eat the strong ones, then? Those are 'real' cakes!" You're either called a cold-hearted psychopath or swamped with people trying to find you 'the cake' that can 'warm you up' when all you want is no cake.

But I want to tell everyone reading this, you're not alone. Whatever way you want to eat(or not eat) your cake(s), I fully support you. 'Cake is cake', and people who don't like cakes or can't eat them? Cool!

Have a nice day and don't be deterred by whatever may block your way- I'm sending a week full of good luck to you!!!!!! :D

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:)

I think the reason Vox is so mad at Alastor is because Alastor lives in his head rent-free and as a corrupt greedy CEO he cannot bear with that.

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Vox, do you have any pets ? I have four cats now (just recently adopted the fourth one) and I wanted to know if you had any pets that you have adopted since you dropped into hell.

I have Vark and Vincent, two of the most adorable creatures in the world. If anyone dares to harm them, I will kill everyone in that goddamn hotel and then myself.

Yes, I watched all of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I'm literally a TV.

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HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you a bad boy?

...Huh? That.. wasn't expected. Technically, all sinners are bad in their own ways but I don't think I'm a 'boy' so.. No..?

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...Don't make me cry in the middle of the day I need to finish my work

I want Alastor to be the objectively bad one in whatever went down between him and Vox. I want it to be made clear that Vox trusted him wholeheartedly, that Alastor swore they were partners and equals, friends even. That maybe they were on the cusp of some huge deal that would make them both the most powerful overlords and at the last second Alastor wrote Vox out and took it all for himself. That Vox asking him to ‘join his team’ was him asking what went wrong. They were partners weren’t they? And to have Alastor cruelly shoot back that Vox was always just another tool, a pawn, something to be used and discarded. That his gift for being so useful to Alastor was letting him live with what little power he hadn’t managed to steal.

That’s why they fought before Alastor disappeared. That’s why Vox has surrounded himself with friends but still makes sure he’s the one writing the contracts. And that’s why he’s so obsessed with getting revenge on Alastor.

And most importantly I want Charlie to learn this. I want her to see what Alastor made Vox into, what he was willing to do to his friend, and then to wonder what that means he’s willing to do to her and her little ‘pet project’ he’s supporting out of boredom.

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For the record, I can sing.

There exists a version of Season 2 in my head where the Vees interrupt Charlie singing to the people of hell to inspire them and the Vees mock her singing and Vaggie goes "Oh really? You try sing a more heartfelt song than this, then we'll talk" and Vox whips out a ukulele and starts singing this heartbreaking ballad about lost love and Charlie is like "wow i had no idea he had that in him, that's so sad, i wonder what made him feel like this" and Alastor stands there, knowing EXACTLY this is about him, trying to merge with the ground, whistling innocently and praying the other hazbins don't find out about Vox's weird crush because they will never let him live that down

LMAOOOOOOO honestly I can't tell if alastor knowing or not knowing is funnier. usually I'm of the opinion that alastor didn't know vox was confessing in the "he asked me to join his team" request but alastor feeling awkward because he knows is also funny. but also consider: he doesn't know and is also thinking wow wonder who made him feel like this with vox staring him down going YEAH I WONDER.

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REMEMBER TOMORROW IS A BLACKOUT FOR PALESTINE. DO NOT POST ANYTHING BUT SUPPORT FOR GAZA ON MARCH SECOND. YOUR INTRESTS CAN WAIT, THEY CANNOT.

and remember to do your daily clicks!

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Next time it will be the pitch of darkness like Alastor's future:)

their appearance is getting darker

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:D

Vee Road trip? 👀

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The previous reblog was a typo, I meant to type :O instead of :3. Now it looks like I'm texting like Velvette.

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Am I:3

"He asked me to join his team"

"I said NO"

doodle

Vox is cute

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Hiya Vox ! Do you like plushies ? I recently crocheted a jellyfish plushie and I'm having a hard time choosing between a dolphin or a shark for my next one, which one do you think I should make next ?

A SHARK DEFINITELY MAKE THE FUCKIN SHARK AND SHOW ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE

Apologies, sharks have a way of making me excited. You can crochet? That's a nice hobby! When it comes to plushies.. Screw it, this is my private channel, I'm saying what I want. I like plushies. I collect them and it's exciting to see that someone else does as well.

#hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #plushies #crochet

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What the fuck is going on in that hotel.

REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS Had fun in the Hazbin drawpile I hosted! I'm really happy with how this turned out.

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Cocomelon is an effective way to soothe him.

Just the thought of vox pulling out the cocomelon intro to calm down val is so funny-

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Practice makes perfect!

Obsessed with this frame of course

This is practiced. How many times have they done this? He didn't even touch the ground

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