vesselofmayhem

[vesselofmayhem]

#remember #no matter how badly #fucked up #you have not fucked up so badly #blocked suez canal your with gigantic boat #it's blocking so much useful stuff #i've heard they're gonna rename the boat the mcconnell #mcconnell #evergreen #boat #suez canal #canal #accident #broke #political #truth #burn #they're not wrong #this checks out #every damn time

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#world economy #recovering #global pandemic #pandemic #coronavirus #virus #vs #a single ship #ship #evergreen #boat #suez canal #canal #accident #broke #knight #armor #arrow #eye slit #hey man nice shot #earworm #song #stuck in your head #just a flesh wound

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#if 2020 was a hula hoop #hula hoop #barbed wire #ouch #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#confederacy lasted five years #confederacy #aqua teen hunger force lasted 15 #aqua teen hunger force #athf #master shake #bigger part of our heritage than your treasonous great-great-great-great granddad #heritage #treason #granddad #meatwad #frylock #'murica #real american #fact #that's a lot of greats #for real tho #just sayin' #savage #savage af

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#hey man am i driving ok #driving #i think we're parked man #parked #cheech & chong #chong #up in smoke #evergreen #boat #suez canal #canal #accident #broke #am i high #don't worry #drugs #classic

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#january 21 2021 #save the date #trump #thrown the fuck out #can't wait #for real tho #done with you #fuck off

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#2020 24 hours to go #i wanna be sedated #ramones #24 hours to go #sedated #drugs #earworm #song #stuck in your head #mood #waited so long #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#just in case 2020 isn't effed up enough already #effed up #yes that is a roadrunner in his mouth #roadrunner #coyote #mouth #you did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it #you did it #crazy #son of a bitch #jurassic park #looney tunes #merrie melodies #cartoon #classic #beep beep #i eat u #hell froze over #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#if 2020 was a foot #foot #wtf #nasty #disease #health #wash yo self #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#leaps into 2020 #you want me to fix what #quantum leap #scott bakula #time travel #good luck with that #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#me after 6 months of 2020 #just light it linda #linda #cat #frying pan #stove #ready #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#it's no longer 5 o'clock somewhere #5 o'clock #it's 2020 everywhere #so drink whenever you want #betty white #golden girls #vodka #alcohol #drunk #old ladies #fact #fair #just what we need #for real tho #i do what i want #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#if 2020 was a scented candle #scented candle #candle #porta potties #fire #oooh that smell #earworm #song #stuck in your head #for real tho #this checks out #life is being a motherfucker #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts

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#yipee 2020 is almost over #2020 #almost over #vs #2021 #dog #doggo #don't look! #scarred for life #haunt your dreams #look out below #ouch #picture is worth a thousand words #poor baby #savage #to your doom #watch out #yeet #is it over yet #this hurts

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#if 2020 was a slide #cheese grater #ouch #those things hurt like hell #that kid's getting shredded #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts #kid

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#remember #stanford marshmallow experiment #stanford #marshmallow #experiment #kids #one marshmallow now #two marshmallows if they waited #everyone in the world #world #enjoying their two marshmallows #americans #ate their one marshmallow #while the rules were being explained #no patience #lockdown #coronavirus #virus

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#january 2020 #mary poppins #vs #august 2020 #miss hannigan #annie #julie andrews #carol burnett #looking haggard #2020 #is it over yet #this hurts