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#am i high
cursedfrenchfries · 1 year
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No offence bit why do they look kinda edible. Is it just me.
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You know you’ve fucked up when the cheeseburger starts talking back to you
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icharchivist · 3 months
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Seofon, immediately: didn't you domesticate that feral kitten into only brewing coffee these days
i'm in awe
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dailylaurajane · 6 months
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hold on how new is this
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dylanisdazed · 1 year
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so admittedly, i'm not a big 'cleaner' but yeah so while bubba was working i wanted to help out so i got in his shower to spray the tile with clorox and um, well first off i closed the door of the shower so it was like a clorox closet and i nearly passed out and then when i sprayed the tile i guess i was too close or something and it bounced off tile and into my eyes.
cleaning. is. dangerous.
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blogathan · 18 days
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Looking out the the window of the door into the glass door on the other side of it is so trippy because like... Two different reflections
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enamouredless · 1 year
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did I just witness some mlvn fanart that had will willingly and happy about helping mike and eleven get back together..
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van-eazy · 2 years
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kegisaroused · 2 days
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People be like “ooooh I have the munchies lol” and eat one extra scoop of ice cream or a fun size bag of Fritos. Like bitch one edible deep and I become a dairy cow unless someone stops me I will eat until my stomach explodes and I die get ON my level.
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tentativearsonist · 16 days
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i love being alive, there is nothing better. i love having eyes to see, and ears to hear with. every day i wake up grateful.
your phone can't see the third dimension so it can't understand the beauty of the moon but eyes can because they are round like the moon.
don't believe that i made it up
i love being able to think in amazing ways i can think words and rotate an object in my mind.
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secondbeatsongs · 1 year
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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spinaholi · 19 days
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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romaencepardner · 12 days
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Saint Applebees, champion of Cassandra, and Sir Applebees, Knight of Cassandra.
(please pick this future Bucky, it's the one with better friends and a sick mullet)
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koiryuu · 10 months
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also add in the tags if you want how your tolerance has changed over time!
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pomegranatevampire · 7 months
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FNAF fanart in 2023? more likely than you think. 13 year old me would be very pleased with this development.
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(I need him)
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weavile · 1 month
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thirst warm-ups
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