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Yes, it was Damian

*Gotham convenience store*

Cashier:

Customers:

Jason: They’re coming! *slides on the floor, gets up and runs to the exit*

Cashier: ?!

Customers: ?!

Jason: For the love of god, lock the doors! *exits store*

Group of about 12 cats: *runs through the store after Jason*

Cashier and customers: …wut?

Based on this old vine video

#incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #damian wayne

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DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.

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you can hear the accent without unmuting the video

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POV - You're watching Planet Of The Apes and you start siding with the apes over the humans

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Wait, you don’t know about Shadow eating raw coffee beans?! That’s a thing! I think it’s only from the twitter takeover qna videos, but still!

Look!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SeYVvx_QcwM

BRUH IM SO SLOW😭😭

He kinda spittin tho-

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog

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Now we’ve seen everything

Bruce: We need to address the elephant in the room.

Damian: His name is Chauncey. Please refer to him as such.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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Here’s the Operation Olive Branch master spreadsheet ⬇️ easy links to mutual aid providers and a huge list of families in need as well as additional resources for creators who are looking to help as we surpass 200 days of suffering

Here’s a link to their printable flyer

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I couldn’t help it. Her face was screaming it

#the owl house #toh #masha toh #masha #toh vee #vee noceda #friends #joey tribbiani

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Proud Self Report

*Among Us alarm*

Dick: Jason’s down!

Damian: It was me.

Dick: Damian, you’re supposed to be hiding that you’re the imposter.

Steph: And no, you’re not. I am!

Damian: Oh, in the game. I thought you meant real life. I took him out for real.

Dick: What?!

Steph: So that’s why he was just standing there and let me kill him.

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Of course

Stephanie: There’s too many movies with good looking heroes and ugly looking villains. It pretty much teaches kids that-

Dick: The only thing that matters is being the prettiest.

Stephanie: Exactly!

Dick: *looking at himself with phone camera* Hm? Sorry, I was thinking out loud.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #stephanie brown #dick grayson

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

#everybody hates chris

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Dude, same

Damian: How are you an adult?

Tim: Sheer luck.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #i forgot to post

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Mace Windu can do whatever he likes with whatever attitude he wants actually cause he's in charge of wrangling a group of superpowered, psychic adreneline junkies who like to have heated academic debates using laser swords in their spare time. and then. AND THEN!! he has to regularly talk with politicians too??? disgusting. awful. my man is so tired.

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A family doesn't need to be a husband a wife and two kids, sometimes it's a lesbian terrorist couple, a flying brick from Mississippi, a Catholic German and a Cajun thief. And I think that's beautiful

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How the Bat kids respond to being told “You’re perfect just the way you are”

Dick: Oh my god, thank you! I mean, I know, but still, thank you!

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Jason: At least SOMEONE thinks so! BRUCE!

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Tim: Not until I figure out how to function normally on an all coffee diet with no sleep.

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Stephanie: Shut up or I’ll hug you.

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Damian: And you’re stating a fact. Is that all? Are we done here?

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Cassandra: Fine, what do you want?

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Duke: No, you’re perfect just the way you are.

Alternatively

Everyone: Duke, it’s for you!

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