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Turns out, if you synchronize the two different Postmodern Jukebox recordings of Radiohead’s “Creep” you get a gorgeous duet between two anxious and self-conscious lesbians

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#bringin it back #Quentin Tarantino #Dicks

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Are You Joe Cabot? Cause I’m Sure You Could Coax The Tip Out Of My Mr Pink…

My friend tries to get chat up lines out of each new film he watches… (via ultraviolent-brontosaurus)

Okay so I made this post in like 2014 and holy shit it deserved more love

#Reservoir Dogs #Quentin Tarantino

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the root causes of each character in reservoir dogs’ issues

mr. pink: too much coffee 

mr. blonde: too much soda 

mr. orange: too many bullet holes bleeding blood out of his little body

mr. white: mr. orange’s little bloody bleeding body 

nice guy eddie: big phone

mr. brown: goatee 

mr. blue: ????????????????? a mysterious man. elusive 

joe cabot: his son’s big phone

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date idea: you.. me.. i lay in ur arms.. bleeding everywhere.. diamond heist gone wrong.. im a fuckin rat

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My friend’s just been read no replied by someone and for some reason *I’m* really freaking out Jesus Christ sad

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Vintage/Retro Bowling Alley Carpet Patterns

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Yams

The most Googled Thanksgiving recipe in every state

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Global Population in the Year 1 CE.

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The first satellite-based Arctic sea ice map to present conditions.

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I’m so goddamn scared of what crazy bulkshit Harris has been marinating for 13 years

If it’s disgustingly edgy, I hope it’s at least disgustingly edgy enough to make me cry

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Wake me up when

THOMAS HARRIS RELEASES A NEW BOOK BABY AAAAAA FINALLY I’M SO CUCKING HYPED B O I S WHOOH

#Thomas Harris #Not Hannibal #Hehehehehe #Black Sunday #more like #Black in business #Red Dragon #Redy to read some Harris shit again #Silence of the Lambs #silence my screams people are staring #Hannibal #I can’t hannibalieve it #I hate myself #big dab

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Pixel art of Chile.

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thats just facts

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filming Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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Classic novels as Onion headlines (x)

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Thought I looked cute, might delete later

#so for the first time in my life I’m drawing and i don’t feel entirely ashamed? #like #obviously these aren’t good #but they’re good enough that in theory someone could say they’re passable #for someone who can’t and doesn’t draw #I’m not unhappy with these #and hey #there are worse ways to procrastinate during lectures #not that I’m in a lecture #it’s two am and I’m watching August Underground Mordum #anyway to clarify #the drawings are of Brodie and Quint #not of Jaws #but Mallrats #I’ve been watching a lot of Kevin Smith #I’m a proper student get me #I’m rambling because I’m uncomfortable about sharing shit like this #but I hope someone stumbles across it and is vaguely amused if nothing else #Jeremy London looks nothing like Jeremy London #And all of Jason’s features are offset by different degrees #Anyways #Thanks for listening #If you see these and you know me #No need to bring it up in person x #Thought I looked cute might delete #Mallrats #Kevin Smith #be glad you can’t see what’s under that folded bit of paper #TS Quint more like Mason fucking Verger #I need to sleep