Screw it I used to have a weird crush on todd and I had a dream where I met him at comic con and people were like full on harassing him and he literally sat on a bench next to me because he knew they wouldn't bother him if he seemed like he was with a friend and we watched a "best moments from old world blues" video. Dream was weirdly sweet, but it was also low-key awkward
that wasn’t a dream, dear anon.
“used to have a crush”? USED to? in the past? no. one does not simply get over a crush on toddy. he will crush YOU for abandoning him, you infidel.
Imagine todd howard trying to hunt you down with an A-16 after awhile you are able to hide in a closet but he clips through the door and shoots you down❤️
I’m going to admit that was the most terrifying answer I’ve ever received
good. you should be terrified. tremble in knowledge oh Him and His power. He will probe your anal cavity tonight as punishment for not believing in Him.
why not? why do you deny Him? He who lets you feed from His delicate hand, that gives you the gift of life? do you not see Him in all things? do you not feel His presence? you are shameful. you are despicable. may you be converted by the beauty of todd. amen.