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🚨 babe alert 🚨

#kristen campbell #pwhl toronto #hockey

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

#mitch marner #maple leafs #hockey

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This game has ruined my life

#legend of zelda

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"I could be really brash and really loud and really dressed however I wanted to and almost made [Chappell] on purpose a drag version of myself so I can be whatever I want. It allows me to feel really safe exploring those aspects of myself. I’d never be able to do that if I took myself super seriously with pop. I think that the project has allowed me to be a part of the queer community in a deeper way because I'm not observing from the outside anymore. I feel like I'm in it. I am the queer community–it's allowed me to just feel queer, feel like a queer person and feel freedom in that."

#chappell roan #i need her to tour with orville peck

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the way people are talking about mitch tonight reinforces my theory that it is possible to be misogynistic towards men just as long as they demonstrate enough traditionally feminine qualities to make the misogynistic men feel like their masculinity is being threatened

#mitch marner #maple leafs #reblogging again after last night #you know what if he does sign with someone else this post season i wouldnt blame him #if this is what they say about mitch i don't want to know what they think about the pwhl #hockey #anyway i hope mitch knows that tumblrs got his back

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All of the male leafs fans that hate mitch marner are just secretly are attracted to him but their homophobia (internalized or not) makes them lash out in anger

#mitch marner #maple leafs #made the mistake of looking at instagram comments and oooo boy its a therapists field day in there #hockey #leafs lb

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DS kniesey

#matthew knies #maple leafs #hockey

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Promised my friend I'd listen to the new taylor swift album and man it's a struggle.

#personal #if she calls herself precocious one more time imma scream

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the thing about that kid is like okay sure i’ll play along with you and i’ll pretend every hit he’s ever laid is totally clean and any injuries were just freak incidents of bad luck because he’s so tall and he would never want to hurt anyone and his team is definitely not encouraging him to hurt anyone. okay? everything i’m about to say is taking all of that in consideration in good faith. if these are the results of good, clean hits, and they’re legal, then the nhl needs to change its rules about hits. i don’t care if someone is 6’7. if they can’t finish a hit without direct head contact they shouldn’t be laying them at all. “aw, that sucks, why does he have to play differently than anyone else” because everyone else seems capable of not knocking out multiple players in a season where they had the second lowest ice time in the league. sorry! players not getting traumatic head injuries is more important to me than making sure everyone can hit anyone they want however they want in the name of fairness, and it should be for the league too.

i don’t understand why this is controversial. last season when i said if an elbow to the head in the middle of the ice is a legal hit they need to change what a legal hit is i got so many people angry with me and it’s like, for what? for what? i am not talking about these types of players on a personal level, i am not insulting teams out of rivalries, i am not implying all fans of these players or teams are bad people. when a style of play has proven to be dangerous time and time and time and time and time again, then that style of play needs to be removed from the game. if next season sidney crosby decided his new move was laying out opponents by elbowing them in the head i would feel the exact same way. if you absolutely cannot play hockey without posing serious and long-term risk to the health of your opponents on the ice, you should not be playing hockey. the end. legal hits clean hits head down height difference i don’t care it doesn’t matter. even believing that it’s an accident every time. you should not be on that ice if you are incapable of playing safely.

#well said #the whole thing has been sitting weirdly with me and someone finally put it in words #hockey

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Happy lesbian week

#lesbian

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#pwhl ottawa #hockey

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#look #i took german in high school #and my teacher was from egypt #she was so excited to show us this song #schnappi das kleine krokodil #that chorus gets stuck in my head all the time

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Respectfully, she could shoot a puck at my face 🏒

#hilary knight #pwhl boston #hockey #god im so gay

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Some pride creatures I will turn into stickers! I wanna make a couple more then do a kickstarter for em.

#pride

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#joseph woll #toronto maple leafs #hockey

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hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

#legend of zelda

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im sorry i had to do it that line is just so damn *chef's kiss* ARO

#lol #aromantic #always loved this joke and just realized that it is so aro coded #miss congeniality