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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Athena: *ranting to Poseidon* I can't believe you let that pond scum you call a son around my daughter!

Poseidon:

Athena: Are you listening to me?

Poseidon: *looks up from his book* I'm sorry, what?

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Grover: *to Annabeth and Percy* Don't you think it's a little weird that there's only five goddess Olympians, and two of them are maidens?

Percy: Well Aphrodite sleeps around enough for all of them

*the ground shakes*

Percy: *yelling* I MEAN... SHE'S LOVELY ENOUGH FOR ALL OF THEM

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Hephaestus: YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOM

Apollo: *Dancing with the boom box*

Hephaestus: BUT I NEEDED YOU, WHOA YEAH

Hera: *In shock*

Zeus: . . . So that concludes today's meeting

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Artemis: *Bumps into Apollo* Oh sorry, my bad

Apollo: All good

Meanwhile, The Mortals: *Running around screaming* THE SUN'S GONE BLACK! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Apollo: Do you guys think I could eat this burger in one bite?

Artemis: If it'll make you shut up

Apollo: . . . I'm gonna take that as a yes

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Poseidon: This is the forth time this week I've had to convince Zeus not to kill my son. I'm starting to wonder if it's worth it.

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Ares: And then barnacle boy called me 'Aphrodite's chauffeur'! Can you believe that?

The rest of the Olympians: . . .

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Thalia: You call Apollo hot once and now he won't stop flirting with you

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Anyone else wanna see the movie Isabelle's always talking about in her morning announcements?

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This week on 'Life With The Olympians'

Apollo: *Giving a full performance to 'I'm Too Sexy'*

Zeus: *Shaking his head*

Artemis: *Hiding in a corner and pretending she isn't related to him*

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