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Bottoms feels like a great homage to older romcoms where shit just escalates to the highest degree towards end for no reason, to point where the idea that the movie takes place in the real world is absolutely far fetched.

And I love it for that

#bottoms #bottoms movie #bottoms 2023

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ZuZu’s “Not Myself” still isn’t on Spotify which is totally not mathematical

How am I supposed to jam out to a relatable existential crisis now 😫

#adventure time #fionna and cake #Zuzu #not myself #hbo max #adventure time fionna and cake

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Okay who let Emily Axford play a level 20 Druid? Hmm? Can you do it again? Please?

#nimona #emily axford #dnd #dimension 20 #netflix nimona #nimona movie

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Also, can someone get my boi Ben a hot topic gift card and an evanescence CD

HE’S SO ANGSTY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

#ben reilly #scarlet spider #marvel #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderverse

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Damn you James Gunn

Damn you for making me cry over a movie about a tree, a trash panda, bald Karen Gillan, a bug lady, a funny poop guy, a sassy green lady, and Chris Pratt.

#guardians of the galaxy #gotg3 #james gunn #mcu #marvel #gotg v3

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I love how you can see Brennan’s brain go into mission mode in real time, casing the joint before the game even starts

#game changer #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #lou wilson #siobahn thompson #dropout

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#the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlou show #tlou hbo #ellie tlou #bella ramsey #pedro pascal #Ellie just cannot catch a break #trauma Olympics and Ellie’s coming in 1st

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“Bo Katan, it’s Din Djarin”

Thank you Din, Bo had no idea which giant beskar clad mandalorian accompanied by a floating baby yoda was clanking down her comically long hallway up to her comically depressing chair in her comically empty castle.

#the mandolarian #the mandalorian s3 #din djarin #bo katan kryze #star wars

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TLOU: Wanna see me pause the whole story for an extremely emotional and heartbreaking queer love story?

Wanna see me do it again?

#tlou hbo #the last of us #ellie williams #bella ramsey #storm reid #riley abel #the last of us hbo #bill and frank

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Leverage? Trending? Because of Aldis Hodge?

As it should be

#leverage #aldis hodge #leverage redemption

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So far Neverwinter Nights 2 is the only D&D video game that lets you play as a Yuan-Ti

There are over 25 D&D video games in the forgotten realms settings alone

This is a crime

Larian Studios, you can fix this

Yuan-Ti playable race in Baldurs gate 3

Snake Peeps RISE UP

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #yuan ti #rpg #larian studios #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #neverwinter nights

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For some reason in the latest episode of TLOU they kept calling nick offerman’s character “Bill” when I know for a fact that was just Ron Swanson and TLOU is in the parks & rec universe. Neil Druckmann told me himself.

Also Chris Traeger would totally be immune

#the last of us #parks and rec #nick offerman #tlou hbo #the last of us hbo #bill and frank #ron swanson

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Also, don’t get me wrong i think Percy is super cool with his swanky coat and dope pistol and whatnot but uhhh… does he become useful again at some point?

Like Pike, Scanlan and Keyleth stay useful with their magic that always has its uses

Grog got a powerful sword (albeit an evil one) and by god he was fucking up that dragon

Vax got a cool new armor set and super speed powers

Vex has both herself and trinket and earlier used her connections to get into the slayers take

But Percy? So far he’s not done really anything (besides get vex killed). And is his gun going to get an upgrade or something because so far almost every fight has seemed like “Don’t worry guys I’ll try shooting them that’s a good trick!*doesn’t work*oh no who could’ve seen that coming!?” And I know they were evil and had to go for the character to grow but… goddamn the smoke powers and plague mask were really cool.

So as someone who hasn’t seen the live sessions, does it get better for my boy Percy?

#the legend of vox machina #tlovm s2 #tlovm #tlovm percy #percy de rolo #critical role

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Me, who hasn’t seen the live sessions and isn’t familiar with the custom setting but loves the show: Sooooo Keyleth’s the Avatar? Is she gonna master all four elements and take away the chroma conclaves bending or something?

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #tlovm s2 #keyleth #she gonna start metalbending?

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Knowing there were complications with Shotgun Mary’s actor Toya Turner and she couldn’t be in S2 due to personal reasons makes a lot more sense. Her death and subsequent absence felt so abrupt and weirdly written. The whole time watching I was just like “Mary’s not actually dead right? She’s gonna come back any second now… aaannnny second” and it just never happened.

Also Mary would’ve clocked Avatrice from 14 dimensions away.

#avatrice #warrior nun #save warrior nun #warrior nun s2 #toya turner #s

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That’d actually be cheating

She’d win instantly because she’s voiced by Florence Pugh

we Need to make Goldilocks PussinBoots the new tumblr sexyman it is the only way to fix the economy

#puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #goldilocks #tumblr sexyman

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I hope that catgirl that leaked the no fly list becomes the next robin

Holy fucking bingle Batman!

#no fly list #catgirl #holy fucking bingle #I fully support Catgirls against the government #maia arson crimew