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Hot take: vaccines are flat and the earth causes autism

#9/11 #autism causes vaccines #workers unite #communism #also the moon doesn't exist

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Gravioli

gravioli

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I love Tolkien and also God

So I have the Bible in one pocket and lord of the rings in another pocket

What more does someone need

#and the communist manifesto in a secret third pocket #shitpost #life advice #tolkein #God

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Snowflakes gently fall on a hill

A blanket of silence

Pristine

Clean

Equalizing

Each bump in the hill loses form

As each tiny crystal floats down from the heavens

They all look different up close

But we don't think about it, really

Not when they're wrapping a hill with silence

You don't think about each individual needle

No, because ultimately the snow still falls gently on that hill

And the blanket of silence persists

And despite their own individuality, they still find communion

#humanity #poetry #individuality #community #this isn't really about snowflakes

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I think it's beautiful that Freud paved the way for milfs

#he'd have a field day if he saw milf manor #I think he might cry tears of joy if he heard the term Dommy mommy #my Spanish teacher is the Freud antithesis CONFIRMED #sigmund freud #milf #oedipus

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Different reasons someone was admitted into a mental institution in the 19th century. I wish it were satire but this is an actual thing that happened

#tag yourself #im politics #or exposure and quackery #my personal favorite is kicked in the head by a horse

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The bigger the hat the more powerful the wizard ;)

You

know what they say:

The bigger the hat,

The more powerful the wizard

#I DID intend this as an inuendo #HA get sexualized bozo

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@vespervanbebber to our Spanish teacher: Como se dice "Dommy mommy" en español

Our Spanish teacher: Dommy Mommy? I'm praying for your soul

#like that's the objectively funniest response he could've had #he said if you want to be dominated by a woman you are going to hell #tenth circle of hell for you #dommy mommy #dantes inferno

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#hyperspecific poll #gender #kansas #goth girl #goth mommy

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Damn girl are you differentiable on all values because I want to open your interval

#calculus #shitpost #deferential #integral

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Bat rastard??

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STUMPY

Doughnuts are just short, thick straws

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Soul caliber 6