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aaron and andrew strengthening their relationship post-tkm just has to be accepted as canon at this point. imagine the possibilities:

-kicking each other’s feet underneath the table at sweeties/the banquets/any other time the team goes out to eat

-aaron seeing andrew and neil just standing next to each other at practice and yelling “wake up and break up!”

-both of them using the “i’m older than you” excuse to get something they want from the other (even though neither actually know who’s older)

-aaron stealing andrew’s clothes and vise vera just out of spite since they have different styles

-talking to each other in german when they’re with a lot of people and want to speak privately

-AARON WALKING ANDREW DOWN THE AISLE AT HIS AND NEIL’S WEDDING

#yes andrew and neil get married #i don’t care what nora says #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #neil josten #andreil

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neil: all in favor of me roasting riko on live national television say “i”

andrew:

kevin:

nicky:

aaron:

matt:

dan:

allison:

renee:

seth:

neil: say no more!

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg incorrect quotes

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#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day

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andrew: i hate every single thing about you

neil: tell me more

andrew: i’m not flirting with you.

neil: this is better than flirting

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg incorrect quotes

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kevin: you’ve been ignoring neil for days

kevin: what happened?

andrew: neil cheated on me.

neil: IT WAS IN YOUR DREAM?!?!

andrew: and?

#*2 weeks later* #andrew: get me ice cream from the store? #neil: no thanks #andrew: remember when you cheated on me? #neil: THAT NEVER HAPPENED #andrew: so now you’re gaslighting me? invalidating me? making me think i’m crazy? #andrew: men ain’t shit #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg incorrect quotes

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kevin *after a bad practice*: i hope i don’t wake up tomorrow

neil: same

kevin: oh

kevin: are you like

kevin: okay?

neil: oh no i’m fine i just hope you don’t wake up tomorrow

#this is in the hypothetical situation that kevin actually expresses concern for anyone #still love him tho #aftg #all for the game #aftg incorrect quotes #kevin day #neil josten

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*banquet scene*

riko: what a coward. just like his mother

neil:

neil: let me show you exactly how much of a psycho crazy bitch i can be

#and then he did #icon #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #riko moriyama #aftg incorrect quotes

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wymack: let me ask you again

wymack: why the fuck do you think we should install an ice cream machine into the meeting room?

andrew: riddle me this—

wymack: i’m out of here

#the amount of times andrew has pulled out the ‘riddle me this’ in order to further his arguement is incomprehensible #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #david wymack #andrew minyard

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neil: wymack found my queen poster

matt: who’s his favorite?

neil: dan probably

neil: oh did you mean band member?

#all of the foxes love queen like it’s literally canon #as for wymack’s favorite fox? #he wouldn’t pull the whole ‘i love you all equally’ shit #it would be closer to ‘it’s easier to ignore some of you more than others’ #because there’s neil and andrew with whatever the fuck they’ve got on #but then there’s aaron and renee kind of keeping to themselves but still obviously influencing wymack’s life #wymack definitely does care for each of them equally though #what a father figure #aftg #all for the game #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #matt boyd #dan wilds

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aaron minyard at some point:

#aaron post for his bday #aftg #all for the game #aftg textpost #aaron minyard #twinyards

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nicky: happy birthday, andrew and aaron! i cant believe you guys are so old already, i’m so proud of you both!

kevin: why are you wishing them happy birthday like you’re their dad?

nicky: someone has to

#seriously though #where tf and who tf is their father? #but #yes yes #happy birthday twinyards! #and a special shout-out to wymack for being everyone’s father figure #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #nicky hemmick #kevin day #aftg incorrect quotes

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andrew: my love language is words of affirmation

neil: you’ve been amazing and deserve the world

andrew: i don’t believe you

#“thank you. you were amazing” #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg #all for the game

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neil: you know, sometimes it feels nice to be wanted

andrew: the only people that want you are a team full of failures, an egotistical child prone to temper tantrums, and your axe-murdering father

neil: you want me

andrew: what

neil: what

#andrew: what did you just say? #neil: i literally didn’t say anything. you’re crazy. #aftg #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg incorrect quotes

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kevin after discovering neil’s real identity:

#aftg #all for the game #kevin day #neil josten #nathaniel wesninski #aftg incorrect quotes

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andrew: if a hot guy disagrees with me, i will immediately change my opinion

andrew: i have no principles

neil: well maybe you should have some principles

andrew: you’re right maybe i should!

#andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg #all for the game

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neil: andrew and i are doing that thing couples do and wearing cute matching outfits

andrew: for the last time, josten

andrew: these are literally our team uniforms

#andrew: and there is nothing ‘cute’ about the horrendous color of orange #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil

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*andreil texting*

neil: your so cute

andrew: you’re*

neil: no your :)

andrew: no, you’re*

neil: NO YOUR!!

andrew: i’m correcting you, idiot. it’s you’re, not your.

neil: damn i thought we had something

#andrew: how many times do i have to tell you that this is nothing? #we all know it’s not nothing. #aftg #all for the game #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg textpost #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil