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callout post for my mutuals um. hi guys i love you

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Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

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I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.

On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

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DIE

KILL HIM

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happy pride month to fellow funky alphabet people

#gay #pride #bisexual #lesbian #aro/ace #queer #everything

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it is now customary

reblog to make someone bisexual

#bisexual

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nobody: my brain when i read oomf: ooh ooh mother fucker

#not joking #i always look up what it means and I forget each time #still dont know #shitpost

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no but where is the lie

It’s 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant

#he is so underrated

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WHY DO THE HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE DO THE "NO HOMO" BRO TAP ON THE SHOULDER A FEW EPISODES BEFORE MAKING OUT its been in 4 shows I've seen last week

its so fucking funny everytime, its like a confirmation that they are about to bone

#heartstopper #our flag means death #love victor #young royals #every. single. one. of them.

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SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY DRACULA IS POPPING OFF ON TUMBLR PLS I AM CONFUSED BISEXUAL

#just tumblr things #tumblr #dracula #dracula 1897 #dracula daily #?????

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omg FACTS

Not to be political but Nick Nelson would be appalled by the way some of y’all are neglecting on Charlie Spring, let it be known.

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STAY BACK SLUTS

DONT SEND THEM HERE

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im booking a flight and going to throw hands with both the creator and OP for fucking showing me this

Is this real? 🤔

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just gonna keep this here for myself thanks :)

PLZ THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I WISH I COULD TATTOO THIS IN MY FORHEAD I LOVE ALICE OSEMAN AND EVERTHING SHE DOES. SHE FKNG GIVE ME A REASON TO KEEP GOING.

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OKAY SO We are all so used to those big spectacles in movies and shows where there is a love confession. Like the couple will be standing in the middle of a party or something and all eyes will be on them as person A confesses to person B. This is exactly what I expected to happen with heartstopper ep 8, when Nick went over to charlie after leaving his rugby game in the middle. I fully and completely expected a huge romantic confession and a kiss right there with all eyes on them. BUT then We get something so much more amazing than that, and something that I don't remember seeing ever. Nick took Charlie's hand and took him inside the school in the hall where ONLY they both were present before telling charlie how he feels. It was so personal and so endearing and respectful of charlie's boundaries. Like the way, he says "and if you want to break up, I will respect your decision, but I want us to be together". This show/comic went above and beyond to show that a confession like this one is for the people IN the relationship, and not for everyone to see and we need more tiny details like this in all shows and media in general.

#heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper show #charlie spring #nick nelson #charlie and nick #joe locke #kit connor #alice oseman #netflix #netflix i swear to god if you dont renew this i will hunt down every netflix user and share accounts with them #honestly tho if it doesnt get renewed we storm the headquarters #like im not even kidding #this show has me so happy and sad at the same time oml

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Top 3 funniest scenes in heartstopper: 3. When Charlie asks if him and nick are boyfriends and nick is all YES??!!! 2. When nicks mum's face when nick goes "her dog died". Olivia youre amazing we love you so much 1. When Tao starts smacking Harry with his beanie

#heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #olivia coleman #nick nelson #charlie spring #tao xu #yes HIT HIM #when olivia makes the ????? face i die #when nick visibly wants to tackle charlie because he stupid #i like this show #i guess im a fan account now

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JOE LOCKE AS CHARLIE SPRING APPRECIATION POST

#joe locke #charlie spring #heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #nick nelson #kit connor #like we just dont appreciate him enough I'm just saying #he's such a cutie #and embodies charlie completely #i know im right #give this boy more love he deserves it #k thanks bye