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Hey I was wondering if you could write a jordon li x reader. Where the reader is the more dominate one in the relationship

Thank you😃😃

Headcanons:

Jordan li x Dom reader

- when Jordan first met y/n she was very innocent

- when of came down to the bedroom Jordan saw her true colors

- Jordan has a mommy kink so that extremely impact how Dom you are

- Jordan loves it when you whisper dirty things in their ear, especially when you're telling them much of a good boy/girl is

- when Jordan is in his male form she lets y/n ride them

- in their girl form reader always sits on their face making them drink every single drop of your juices

- reader sometimes tie them up and the only way to get out is to make reader come 2 times and beg on their knees

- when Jordan and Marie was talking at the party y/n pulled them in a corner and sucked them off for her to see

- when Jordan tries to be Dom he usually fails because he'll always be good for his mommy

- Jordan loves being choked and has a thing where they come even faster by it

- reader usually get her strap even when Jordan is in male form

- reader hates when Jordan talks back so when they did y/n tied them up and leave them hard (wet) and needy

- when giving bj if Jordan tries to slam you closer or push your head down you'll spank them 10 times

- Jordan will do anything for y/n

That's all I can think of

#jordan li x reader #jordan li #gen v #Jordan li can fuck me

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Headcanon: Dating Jordan

Jordan li x reader

SFW -

- Them being a huge cuddle bear

- At first they hated you for being so popular but after they got to know you they fell in love with you

- With y'all's first kiss Jordan transformed to their male form so they don't have to deal with the assumed rejection

- when you both woke up from the black out Jordan was awake a hour checking you out

- when Sam pushed you in the fight Jordan punched him

- Jordan has a thing for you smile

- they loved the way you talked, laugh, and sing

- they always wanted to date you even during the enemy phase

NSFW -

- Jordan loves when you give them head

- no matter what form they're in they'll fuck You like there's no tomorrow

- in their female form they love it when you suck their tits

-in male form they love it when you suck/play with their balls

- they always have a boner when you wear short shorts and tight tank tops

- they always have to cover your mouth because of how loud you are

- they always have a thing with you bending over for them

- during the blackout they fucked you so hard that after you were sore for days

- they it when you wrap your hands around their neck or vise versa

- one time you deep throated them that every day they made sure your throat is nice and stretch for next time

- they love it when you do facials

- they have a whole album of you naked or spread out

- have a slight mommy/daddy kink

- after working out they'll have you ride their abs

- acts like a ass but will literally go on their knees for you

- will definitely slut you out

I love my mans 😍💍😍 I'll literally let him ***************************** so hard right now!!!!!!!! Digital footprint where?

#jordan li x reader #jordan li #my mans #my man my man my man #gen v #gen v spoilers #y'all don't understand I'm obsessed

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Bruh

Y'all saw what happened in Montgomery?!??! That's what them little boys get

#yasssss

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Incorrect quotes

*the breakfast scene in the originals 5x09*

Hope: ...

Elijah: I heard it's really sunny outside

Hope: ...

Elijah: perfect for picnics

Hope: ...

Elijah: and swimming

Hope: ...

Elijah: I'm gonna go-

Hope: please do

#incorrect quotes #hope mikaelson #the orginals #elijah mikaelson #tvd

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My impulse totally didn't make me change my theme...

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I only write headcanons

My request are open

I only write for

• All of the Originals

• All of TVD

• all of Legacies (except Landon)

• All of scream

• All of the glory

• all of teen wolf

• all of Siempre tuya Acapulco (don't ask me why i out it there. I was bored!!!!)

I don't write for

R@pe/ non con, slavery, anything that deals with t3rr0rists or something like that (I don't go that way), sc4tt or p!ss kink (that's fucking disgusting), any that has to deal with fetishes

ƬVD:

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• Klaus being a parent

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• Hope headcanons that's sitting in my head

• dating Hope

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• Sam headcanons that've been sitting in my head

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Klaus Mikaelson headcanons:

Klaus Mikaelson being a parent if the hollow didn't fuck things up

- Klaus loves being a dad! 😁

- he's always being so protective

- not knowing the word, boundaries

- "WHO IS THAT!" "Dad! I'm on a call!!!" "Oh..."

- He thought Hope would still be that innocent little girl he met several years ago

- "hey sweethea-" "get out!!!!!" *Throws stuffed bunny*

- deals with adolescent Hope

- thought Hope was straight until she found her kissing a girl in her room

- hunted the girl she kissed and almost killed her

- When Hope came home with her new girlfriend he ran a 2 hour interview with the poor girl

- research safe lesbian sex to be supportive to Hope and accidentally found porn

-it made it worse when Hope caught him searching it up

- "what the fuck dad!!!!" "It's not what it looks like!!!!!!"

- after the "incident" he invited Hope's girlfriend and gave them a long talk about safe gay sex... With pictures (we live for an ally Klaus)

- "you put the top of the dental dams near the clitoris and the bottom on the bottom of the vagina-" "oh my god!!!!" "How do you know so much about gay sex Mr Mikaelson?" "Let's just say the 20s was a fun time" (klefaaan!!!!!!!)

- Hope refuse to talk to him for 2 weeks and also found out he's a little fruity in the booty

- "dad... Did you and Stefan actually... Did it?" "Of course! We also had many orgies!" "Okay dad that's enough!"

- visited Hope with Hayley and had many students and teachers whispering about him

- "he's sooo hottt!!!" "Damn! I wanna him to be my daddy" "he's such a dilf" "I wanna kneel in front of him and such his di-"

- Hope was embarrassed

- he decided to have a ball to make a peace offering to the people of myself falls and when he saw Hope's dress, he immediately covered her with a blanket

- *you can't wear that!" "I'm not a child anymore" "you're too young!" "I'm 18!"

- Rebekah had to snap his neck just so you can go out

- when hope triggered her vampire side Klaus cried like a baby

- "you're growing up!" "I'm already growned up! I'm 21-" "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Klaus cried even more

- Klaus loved Hope so much that he barely spends any time with women

- "dad! You need to date more" "what?" "You should go to the bar or something and get a girl" "but it's game night?" "Goo!!!!!!"

- Klaus listened to Hope and got laid...

- he got the girl pregnant

- at least he has a new child to go through this hard, long, journey... Again...

- Klaus loves being a dad! 😁

#klaus mikaelson #the orginals #tvd #hope mikaelson #hayley marshall #klaus is a dilf #Klaus Mikaelson being a parent

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Hope Mikaelson headcanons:

Headcanons that's sitting in my m head

I made this when I was half asleep :(

Sfw 🙂

- is a huge simp

- like in the other headcanon, she'll do anything for you

- likes to kiss your neck

-a huge foodie!!! She once at an entire large pizza and still wanted more

- every time she misses her father, she imagine that her stuff animal is Klaus

- her favorite show is the amazing world of gumball

- kissed Alyssa once to piss off Lizzie

- when she was 13-14, she had her first kiss with a girl during one of the crescent wolf parties

Nsfw 😦

- has a thing we're she would eat you out for hours

- loves when you touch her thighs

- secretly a sub

- once bought you lingerie and when you weared it, She masturbate for days she fingered you until you came 4 times

- bought a strap and begged you to use it on her

- loves when you fuck her roughly

- one time you squirted once then she tried every the make you do it again

- when she tops, she always deny your orgasm, until you're crying and a mess

- loves your boobs! Treats them like your personal pillow

- she had sex with you in the Mikaelson compound, but after y'all came out the room they were shocked

- her biggest turn on is when you wear low cut shirts and dresses

- has a choking kink

I like how I make more nsfw headcanons then sfw lol

#hope mikaelson x reader #hope mikaelson #legacies #the originals #tvd #Hope Mikaelson smut

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Sam Carpenter headcanons:

Some headcanons that've been on my mind:

Sfw 🙂

- had (has) the biggest crush on Kirby (same)

- Had thoughts about the benefits of being ghostface

- says shit like "how'd you do?" and "hello my little munchkin" to Tara and it pisses her off

- unfortunately became slightly white washed from Richie 🤢

- watched over Tara when she ran away for years

- Kirby and Megan Fox was her sexual awaking

Nsfw 😮

- didn't have much sexual experience (because if Richie) but when she gives head... Oajshnsnddd

- huge Dom, she'll like fuck you up if she wants to then switch to her cutesy self

- has a choking and knife kink (like father like daughter)

- will whisper dirty things in your ear like "look at you, my perfect little slut" and "you can handle a little more. Be a good girl for mommy"

- definitely will fuck you in the ghostface outfit

- tease you during the core four dinners then fuck you with her strap after

- gives you the biggest hickey when somebody even talks to you

- would purposely make you gag on her strap and make you tear up

- when her friends and sister isn't in the apartment she'll bend over the counter, naked, then eat you out until you both (unfortunately) have to go

- would eat you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

- will make you cum until you BOTH pass out

This was fun 😊

#sam carpenter #scream #scream vi #melissa barrera #sam carpenter smut #sam Carpenter is lowkey mommy

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Hope Mikaelson headcanon:

Dating Hope

- kissing Hope in between classes

- "I love you" Hope kissed Y/N

- "I love you more"

- pissing off Lizzie with y'all's fluff

- "shut the fuck up!!"

- Daily cuddles

- trying to get Hope to cope with her parents death

- Being her first girlfriend

- worried about her losing you like her parents (fly high Klayley 😭)

- Hope losing her shit about you meet her family

- acts tuff but is actually a cutie pie, sugar boogar, cherry pie, potato pie, oogy boogy, tutti frutti, short thang, munchkin queen

- (surprisingly) the gayest one in the family

- would literally do anything for you. Literally like anything!!!!! Like have you sit on her face

- loves more than anything, always and forever

I miss legacies 😭

#legacies #the orginals #vampire diaries #hope mikaelson #lizzie saltzman #hope mikaelson x reader #fluff #bow chicka wow wow #idk what else to tag #i'm boreeeed #i'm hungry #someone stop me #I'll literally tag forever #that weird girl who lives #bad bicth wanna fvck #i wanna be saaaaaaved #lana del ray lover fr #uhhhh tags #i'm going to sleep #ciao mother fvckers #i keep on getting cringy alpha book add ever since i got reelshort ironically #these are so fvcking cringe #curse you reelshort!!! #reelshort #kate bishop smut #the kate bishop hashtag is for the real b!tches #whatever! whatever! i do what i want! #whatever!!! you ain't tough! #i run around with g@ngs #i run around with 12 g@ngs and they all commit h@te crimes! whatever! whatever! i do what i want

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I love doing an essay last minute

#writingsucks

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I'm finally watching teen wolf

#teen wolf #Gerardargentistheworst

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Y'all my new Wattpad is 1-800-prosimp

Warning ⚠️ this is not a real phone number

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Guess who's back from the grave :)

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HELP!! I got locked out of my Wattpad

#gettingnewphonessuck

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I low-key wish that stranger things will Rick roll us since never gonna give you up was released in 1987