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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 4 months

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Harlow's X-mas Fic Extravaganza Day 3/3

Summary: Idrk what this is supposed to be, but yk, mean mommy domme JJ (kinda, idk), and first JJ fic, so woooooh!! Enjoy :)

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Bunched Up Ribbons

💛Jennifer Jareau x YA/AFAB Hotchner!Reader💛

Word Count: 920.

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Accepting Emily's offer to go out for Christmas drinks with the rest of the team seemed like a good idea at the time, but you'd been misbehaving all night. You knew that, and JJ most certainly did.

Which is how you got here; dragged back at home, and reluctantly so. Wrists bound together with ribbons left over from wrapping up presents earlier, thighs squished around JJ's head.

It'd been like this for the last 10, 15 and now 20, minutes.

Her mouth had been on your clit the whole time, licking and biting and sucking, eliciting sharp whines and soft moans from your lips.

"Come on, baby," JJ uttered, pulling her mouth away from your clit, flicking her tongue over it, before pulling her right hand from the back of your thigh, shifting the weight onto her left shoulder.

"Give me another one." The blonde added, pushing her ring and middle finger into your hole, curling and thrusting them inside you, trying to coax you into your third orgasm of the night so far.

"F-uck, mommy please- hurts." You moaned out, stuttering your hips forward against her hand

"Oh baby," She cooed out, running her thumb over your sensitive nub. "S'it too much, you want mommy to stop?"

"Mmmm," You whined, nodding softly as a tear dripped down over the smudged mascara on your cheek, which earnt a swift smack to your ass from the blonde.

"You should've thought about that before you decided to be a disobedient slut earlier." JJ gritted, curling her fingers harder inside you, building up a fast pace, bringing you closer to the edge.

"God I wonder what your dad would think if he found out he raised such a fucking whore." The blonde uttered, shuffling up to back her hips against her hand, slamming them against you, while keeping your legs on either side of her shoulders.

"I told you to wait. I told you I would look after you later. I told you to be good for me and wait just a little bit longer, but you didn't." smack

"You didn't stop whoring yourself out to anybody that'd watch, so now, I'm not stopping either. Not until I get what I want." smack

That sent you over the edge, JJ's name on your lips, a loud moan bubbling up your throat, before you tried to pull your hips away.

"Nuh uh-" smack "use your words, baby girl. Good girls use their words."

“S-sorry,” you sobbed out, “Just p-please JJ-" smack "Mommy! Mommy, stop, please stop. Please.”

“That’s it,” JJ cooed, “That’s my good girl.” The blonde added, flicking her thumb over your sensitive clit, making you buck your hips up against her with a loud whine, more tears burning down your cheeks.

"Okay, okay, it's alright, sweet girl. I'm stopping soon, I'm just gonna need you to hold onto something, okay?" She stated, leaning down at kissing away your tears, working her fingers inside you faster.

"Can you be mommy's good girl and do that for me, baby?" She asked, which caused you to nod frantically, and pull on the ribbons tying your hands together slightly, practically clawing at the chance to pull her hair.

"Words babygirl." The woman uttered, leaning up to untie the ribbons, while keeping her fingers buried inside you. "Please mommy."

"There you go." JJ rasped, pulling the line of bunched-up ribbon away from your hands, and discarding it on the floor, before leaning her head down and starting to kiss and suck hickeys onto your neck.

Then beginning to push her fingers in and out of you slightly faster than before, as you moved your hands to grip and scratch at her scalp, earning a low moan from the blonde.

"That's my girl." She praised, thrusting her fingers into you harder, moving her other hand to repeatedly smack and grip your left thigh.

It was the same 5 actions over and over; bite, suck, grip, smack, thrust. Over and over and over again for the next few minutes, until you started emitting higher whines and breathy moans. 30 minutes.

"F-fuck, mommy, please- I can't- I need- " You didn't even have time to finish what you were gonna say before a fourth washed over you.

Head thrown back, eyes rolled into the back of your head, hands moved to grip the sheets, legs tightened around JJ's waist.

"Tsk tsk tsk," JJ uttered out, pulling away from your bruised neck.

"God you're so pretty when you cum, sweet girl. You're lucky I'm done with you for the night and I have to go home, or I'd be doing a lot more of that to you" She added, pulling her fingers out of you, and cleaning them on your shirt, before getting up and leaning down from the left side of your bed, pressing a kiss against your temple, as you watched as she slid her engagement ring back on her right hand.

"I love you." She stated, pulling her jacket on and grabbing her bag, heading out of your bedroom, then out the door of your apartment.

And just like that, she left you completely spent, still basking in the after-glow of all of the orgasm she'd given you in the last half hour.

She'd left to go back home to her fiancé, Will. God even the thought of his name made you feel sick, not cause of what you were doing, but the fact he took away, wants to marry, and has, your girl. Had.

Just like always.

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So that was fucking smutty, and kinda rushed at the end cause I was sitting next to my dad, but idgaf, omg. Hope you guys liked it ig :)

I love you guys all so much, thank you for all the love and likes and reposts you've all made, I've gone through a lot of shit this past year and every single one of them means everything to me.

Thank you for helping me hit 100 followers, here's to the next (hopefully) 100 of you (more like 70, but besides the point).

Happy New Year every-gay, see you in 2024!!

-Harlow

#Harlow (Lottie's Version)#harlow speaks 🦒#Harlow's X-mas Extravaganza 2023 #original content #mine not yours #criminal minds #jj criminal minds #jennifer jareau x reader #jennifer jareau smut #jennifer jareau #aj cook

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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 4 months

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gun straps stay on

#i'm a certified whore for this woman #leave me alone #also this thought has been rotting my brain all week/weekend #so i thought i'd share #:)#harlow speaks 🦒#Harlow (Lottie's Version)#original content #mine not yours #elle greenaway #criminal minds #and yes i'm slutting myself out on my main #what abt it?

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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 4 months

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in the words of that one T Swift audio;

screaming, crying, throwing up, pUnCh Me In ThE fAcE

#i am heatbroken over them #you have no idea #Harlow (Lottie's Version)#harlow speaks 🦒#original content #mine not yours #yellowjackets #yellow jackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackieshauna #jackieshauna yellowjackets

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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 5 months

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Harlow's X-mas Fic Extravaganza Day 2/3

Summary: Reader's first Christmas with Jackie away from New Jersey, and her asshole mother (Ms Taylor slander is welcome!!), with a surprise or two along the way ;)

@zhivaxo

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Santa Baby

💖Jackie Taylor x GN(kinda)/AFAB Sadecki!Reader💖

Word Count: 1797.

Oh and also, there's a little bit of this sprinkled in there too, so yeah, you're welcome.

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"Is this alright?" Jeff asked, one hand on the star at the top of the Christmas tree, the other on the top of the step ladder he'd brought to help you and Jackie out with holiday decorations.

"Mmmmm, a little to the left." Jackie replied, pushing herself off the kitchen island, before going over and sitting on the armchair behind you, while sipping from her mug of eggnog, and while you were wrapping presents on the floor in front of her.

"Now?" He questioned after moving it to the left.

"Perfect." You both stated, looking up at the pink tree in all its glory.

"Still don't understand why you guys didn't stick to the traditional green tree." Jeff said, climbing down from the ladder, leaning it and himself against the wall opposite the pair of you.

"Cause most traditions are boring." You started, going back to your wrapping.

"Plus green trees remind us of our shitty childhoods." Jackie finished, putting her mug down and resting her hand on your shoulder while readjusting in her chair, draping her legs over one of the armrests.

"Preach." You and Jeff agreed, doing your signature (cringey in most people's opinion) 'Sadecki Sibling Handshake', while admiring Jeff's handy work on the pink tree; Decorated with silver tinsel, fake snow, white turned-off fairy lights, rose gold baubles, and a gold star.

'The more minimalist, the better', Jackie had said, which of course counted as getting a pink tree.

"Alright, I'm out." Jeff said, lifting his arm up to check his watch, and pulling on his jacket, "I've still got Christmas presents to buy for mom and dad, and a turkey to buy."

"Love you both, platonically, lots, and will call you tomorrow. Merry Christmas to all, and to all- ah fuck it, adios bitches." He rambled, pulling the ladder over his shoulder, and exiting the apartment.

"Bye Jeff!" You both called out, not looking away from the tree as the door slammed shut.

"Why did we get a pink tree?" You inquired, tilting your head back to look up at her, after finishing wrapping Shauna's present.

"Didn't you say the other day I was always right?" Jackie smirked, running her nail over your jawline.

"Mmmmmm, true, yeah that's true, I did say that, cause you are." You stated, leaning up and kissing her plush, pink-glossed lips softly.

"Mmmm," She moaned softly against your lips before pulling away slightly. "Cmon, I've got a surprise for you." The blonde added.

"Oh?" You stated, watching her get up from her chair, putting her cup on the kitchen island, and walking past the tree to your bedroom, following behind her.

"Oh." You repeated, watching her pull out a perfectly wrapped box with a red bow on top, out from her closet, walking over to you.

"Merry Christmas, my love." Jackie stated, leaning up and pressing a kiss on the crook of your jaw, before handing you the package, and sitting down at the end of the bed.

"Merry Christmas, Jax." You returned, sitting criss-crossed next to her, setting the box between the two of you.

You slowly slipped the ribbon off the sides, putting it on the floor, then running your fingers under the gap were each side of the wrapping paper met, ripping it open, to reveal a cardboard box underneath.

Jackie watched you eagerly, as you threw the wrapping paper onto the floor, then grabbed a pair of tweezers off your side table, then running them along the dent of the parcel tape, before putting them back on the side and opening up the box, pulling the contents out of it.

"Oh baby." You stated, sultrily, pulling out each object. A Santa hat, red suspenders, puffy red silk Santa trousers with a black belt, and then you layed eyes on it.

Around 6 and a half inches, maybe 7, slightly bent, and cherry red.

"Did you really get me a strap and Santa get-up as an early present?" You questioned, glancing up at her, running your thumb over the subtle bumps of the silicone strap in your hands.

"Do you like it? I wasn't exactly sure how any of it worked, probably looked like a baby gay looking around the store at all of them, bu-"

"It's perfect," You said, cutting her off by pressing a kiss against her lips, still running your thumb along the dildo. "So I'm guessing you, what, want me to put this on, n'let Santa give you a special reward for being a good girl and staying on the nice list this year or something?"

"Mmmmm, yeah, something like that." She said, wrapping her arms around your waist, resting her chin on your chest, looking up at you with a slight smirk playing on her lips.

"Wha- what now?!" You exclaimed, raising your eyebrows and looking down at her with wide eyes, trying to process what she's hinting at.

"Mmmmmm, yeeeah, maybe. I mean we don't have to, but I thought it'd be a good idea. Then that way I'll actually be asleep before Santa comes." Jackie reasoned, assisting her reasoning with her hands.

"God you're insane, but fucking twist my arm, let's do it." You stated, as a wide grin pulled its way on Jackie's lips, while she assisted you in pulling the rest of the items out of the box, and unfolding the trousers, laying them all out on the end of the bed.

"Oh this'll be fun." You stated, pulling a red silver bullet vibe out of the box, looking over at Jackie who was know sitting up against the headboard, and gulped slightly, before you starting putting the Santa pants on.

"I kinda forgot I bought that." Jackie said sheepishly, while scratching the back of her neck, as you finished securing the suspenders to the belt, picking up the leather straps of the strap-on, starting to put them on around your thigh.

"Well I'm glad you forgot. That look on your face just now was priceless." You joked, as you finishing donning the straps around your hips, before attaching the dildo to the holster, and pulling the Santa hat on your head, and crawling up to her, pressing another kiss on her lips.

"Totally knew this was gonna look hot." The blonde proudly stated, running her thumb along your hips and over the leather of the straps and the belt.

"Yeah okay, I'll admit you have good taste in get ups." You said, trailing your hands down to her baby pink shorts, pulling them down her legs and off her ankles, throwing them onto the floor.

"You're so pretty, Jackie." You praised, running your thumbs along her inner thighs, while repeatedly pressing wet kisses down her neck.

"God, this is so much better then I thought it was gonna be." Jackie uttered out and moaned breathlessly, tilting her head back against the headboard, and gripping your sides slightly.

"Hmm." You hummed softly in response, using your thumb to fiddle with the thin lace of her pink panties, before also pulling them down her legs, discarding them onto the heap of both your clothes.

'God damn Jackie and her adorable love and obsession for the colour pink.'

"Oh baby, you look so perfect for me, darling." You marvelled, running your thumb over her clit, earning a whine from the blonde.

"Fuck you're so good at this." Jackie moaned out, moving her hands to grip the hair on the back of your head, trying to push it down to her pussy.

You dipped your head, guided by Jackie's hand, down to her throbbing core, licking a strip along it, eliciting a long, low whine from the girl; 'God she's so pretty when she makes noises like that'.

You shuffled down to wrap your hands around the backs of her thighs, holding on to, and tracing the tips of your nails over them, causing Jackie to shiver slightly, before you started trailing tight circles around her clit with your tongue, sucking on it occasionally, making the blonde move her hands to the back of your head, tugging on your hair tightly.

"God-! You're fucking mommy so good, baby." Jackie whimpering out slightly, tugging your hair slightly harder, as the praise goes straight to your head, causing you to flick your tongue over her clit faster.

"Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God-" The blonde kept breathily repeating, moaning and whining out softly, gripping the roots of your hair tighter, before uttering out quietly with a whimper.

"Oh fuck, baby-! You're gonna make mommy cum, baby."

"Cum for me mommy." You mumbled against her clit, lapping your tongue against and biting on it, tugging it between your teeth, sucking on it, sending her over the edge, hurtling into an orgasm with a harsh scream.

You kept flicking your tongue over her clit, prolonging her orgasm, until her heavy pants subsided and she closed her thighs around your head with a whine, making you pull away from her bundle of nerves, and lean up to kiss her lips softly.

"You're so pretty, mommy." You muttered softly against her lips, laying yourself against her chest for a moment, as she giggled out softly at the taste of her cum on your mouth.

"Thank you, sweet thing. You wanna go again?" Jackie asked, running her nails over your scalp, causing a small grin to pull at your lips, and you to push yourself up from her chest and kneel between her legs.

You positioned the strap at her entrance, before leaning forward and pressing another kiss against Jackie's lips, pushing the silicone toy inside her, soaking it in her slick, eliciting a low whine from the girl.

"God you're so pretty, Jax." You moaned, placing your hands on either side of her body, hovering over her slightly, while building a steady pace of your thrusts inside her.

"So gorgeous for me, mommy." You breathed out, building up your pace, thrusting in and out of her faster, running your thumbs over her hips.

"Fucking hell-!" The blonde moaned out, gripping the roots of your hair tighter then ever, throwing her head further back against the mattress, whining out loudly.

"Fuck, mommy, you that close again already."

"I- hmm hmm, f-uck, baby- I'm gonna cum!" She whimpered out.

"Oh mommy, you're so pretty like this- fuck, cum for me mommy." You stuttered out, hammering your hips against hers, causing her to release all over your silicone cock with a loud, high-pitched moan.

"Fucking hell," The blonde uttered out after coming down from her high a few moments later. "I should get you to do more often."

"You're such a dork," You chuckled, leaning down and pressing a soft kiss against her lips. "I love you." You added.

"I love you too." Jackie replied, breathily.

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Wow okay, so this was honestly kinda lowkey a birthday treat for me, but I hope it was up to your guys' expectations/standards anyway.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Love you guys and see you in the next one.

-Harlow

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P.S: Also bonus gif, CAUSE LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!

Poor baby, had no idea wtf was going on, BUT LOOK AT THE FACE!!

#and before anyone says anything #yes i do believe that Jackie still believes in Santa #and no i'm not gonna ruin that for her #cause she deserves happiness #fight me #Harlow (Lottie's Version)#harlow speaks 🦒#Harlow's X-mas Extravaganza 2023 #yellowjackets #original content #mine not yours #jackie taylor #jackie taylor x reader #jackie taylor smut

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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 5 months

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Harlow's X-mas Fic Extravaganza Day 1/3

Summary: Poor sweet baby girl Lottie, can't cook or bake for the life of her, but wants to try. For you. Always for you.

@zhivaxo

What's up guys, welcome to Day 1 (and yes I'm going by UK time, cause that's where I am, and it's already December out here, wooh!!!).

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Cinnamon Kisses

💚Adult!Lottie Matthews x GN!AFAB Reader💚

Word Count: 586.

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"Hello?" You called out as you walked through the front door, pulling your beanie off your head, starting to warm up from the snow that had started falling around compound grounds.

Your nose was instantly filled with the smell of gas, burning, and a light dash of cinnamon, accompanied with the loud beeping of the fire alarm, as you made your way into the kitchen, taking in the image of around a dozen ingredients (and their contents), all over the kitchen counters, while taking in the image of a panicked and desperate Lottie;

standing in front of a flour-covered kitchen island, waving a dish cloth, trying to waft the thick, dark grey smoke coming from the oven, out of the previously opened window in front of the sink,

a metal, rectangular baking tray discarded on the counter next to it, with severely burnt circular cookies scattered on it, 'that's where the cinnamon came from'.

"Uh hey." You stated, moving a chair to under the fire alarm, carefully climbing onto it, and fiddling with the beeping electronic.

"Oh my god, no no no no!" Lottie frantically exclaimed, tucking the dish cloth into her pocket, rushing over to you, assisting you down from the chair.

"Hey hey hey," You cooed slightly, resting your hands on her cheeks, as your feet were planted back down on the floor. "What happened?" You inquired, wiping away various ingredients and stray tears away from her cheeks with your thumbs.

"Well you went out, to the um, the market, and I wanted to do something nice since you've been working so hard, and surprise you with the cookies, since you said the other day that you hadn't had Christmas cookies in forever, so I thought I could do it.

So then I searched it up, and I found so many different recipes, so I thought I'd try a couple out, and then none of them worked, so I wanted to try one more time, with the cinnamon ones, and if they didn't work, I'd clean up and wait for you to get back, b-but, they didn't, and the, they didn't, so I turned the oven up so they would be perfect before I iced them, and then they um-"

"Okay, okay, it's alright." You cut her off, running your thumbs along her jawline. "Accidents happen, we can sort this out, though I appreciate the gesture."

"I know, thank you. Just annoys me cause I still don't know what a fucking snicker doodle is." She grumbled, pouting slightly.

"That's okay, baby, neither do I." You giggled, leaning up and kissing her softly, before pulling away and tilting your head down, coughing harshly.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Lottie worried, running her hand up and down your back.

"Yeah, yeah," You answered, coughing out a little more. "it was just cinnamon. Christ that was thick." You added.

"That's what you said." The brunette muttered, smirking slightly.

"Charlotte!!" You exclaimed. That earnt her a swift smack on her arm. "You can clean this up by yourself for that."

"Awwwwwww, cmon, it was funny. Pleassseee." She pleaded, looking at you with those brown eyes of her.

"Fine, but you owe me. I love you." You answered, leaning up and pressing a kiss against her lips, and turning your face to the floor and coughing down at it.

"Jesus Christ," She cursed, knitting her eyebrows into a concerned expression, patting your back gently. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Fucking cinnamon kisses." You chuckled.

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This was honestly kinda short and idk if I hate it or not, but I'm happy with it.

Also this is loosely inspired by a fic by @lotties-ashwagandha which is tagged here :) purely cause I thought it was cute, and also the glue, like- poor baby girl is clueless, but we love her for it.

See you in the next one, love you guys.

-Harlow

#Harlow's X-mas Extravaganza 2023 #Harlow (Lottie's Version)#harlow speaks 🦒#yellowjackets #original content #mine not yours #lottie matthews #charlotte matthews x reader #lottie matthews x reader #simone kessell

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