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I once had a conversation with a lady that had put her dog down like an hour ago

Working as a cashier was wild because people just over share the wildest shit and you’re just like “…I hope your vasectomy goes well. Your total is $45.09, how are you paying?”

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I can only hope to match the chaotic lesbianism radiating off this girl today.

This short ass Asian-american girl waddled into my line wearing a fishing vest covered in patches and was carrying 500 things at once, half of which were some kind of vegan health food ??? And because she ran out of room in her arms, she carried a single white rose in her mouth as if she was about to salsa. On. The. Spot.

No basket. Fuck baskets. She juggled them all like a queen.

After getting confused and mildly defeated by the lack of conveyor belt (my story just uses this shitty pull out shelf), she release all the shit she was carrying directly onto the scanner then continued on to tell me her storemembership number. Which she got wrong. 5 times.

After finally paying, her eyes widened and she whispered "shit I forgot blueberrys". So she sprinted a c r o s s t h e s t o r e to the blueberries, payed for the blueberries and left but not after saying thank you a few too many times.

Oh and through all of this, the white rose remained in her mouth because fuck it, we made it this far.

#gay #lesbian #probably anyway #she didnt say she was gay #i just felt it #my bones told me #chaotic #mess #i love her #grocery store #customer service #tales of customer service #customers gay

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also customers who say things like ‘you’ve IDed me before’: you are not as memorable as you think you are. get a green mowak or something

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Pretty sure that guys came in to my line today

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Wanted:

Somebody to by more than 2 avocados. Why is it always 2??

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This is actual conversation that occurred between me and 2 old people that came into my line.

Man: do you mind if I bag? It reminds me of when I was a bagger. I really enjoyed it.

Woman: Shut up, Bob. No one cares about when you were a bagger. (His name was actually bob)

Man: :(

Me: Sure. Go right ahead.

Man: :)

Me: So where did you used to work

Man: This old store called Gold Star. It was actually really fun.

Woman: That was back in the eighties. Get over it.

Man: ... yeah it was a long time ago. Thanks for letting bag today though :/

Woman: *rolls her eyes*

I have never wanted to smack and elderly woman so hard.

#grocery store #bag #cashier #clerk #register #rude #old people #asshole

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They deserve more respect from the general public…

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So my sister is also a cashier at the same store as me but at the same time she works at Starbucks (also as a cashier) so she basically spends 16 hours a day spitting out numbers at people. Well one morning she was half asleep next to her boyfriend and he's like "good morning, babe" to which her half asleep robot number brain responds "Your total is $9.56"

Y'all the noise I made upon hearing this was unrEAL

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Flashback to the old guy who came into my store one day and when I asked him how his day was, he replied "well it's pretty good considering I can still feel my feet". Well okay l wasn't prepared for such a jarring lesson in perspective today but I'll take it

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Okay I'm not one to slutshame but this lady came into my store today with 2 carts full of screaming infants, a 3 year old riding in the seat, with 2 little kids and a tween along side her. Lady, there has to be a point where you draw the line I mean damn

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Ugh never mind it turns out it's the same pay

Ehhy you’re girl just got promoted from a bagger to a cashier!!!

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Ehhy you're girl just got promoted from a bagger to a cashier!!!

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See this is why my store runs 24 hours. Because we understand resistance is futile. If Sheryl wants her organic non-GMO grass-fed wine, only the good Lord can keep her from it.

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

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Oh my god you have no idea how hard it is for me, a 5'2 110lb skeleton to push those carts in 98 degree weather. The looks I get from customers as well as other employees is so dehumanizing it's exausting.

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

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Dear 10 year old boys I told about the free cookie samples and decided to take 5 each which got me in trouble,

#free cookies #we were rooting for you meme #meme #gif #salty #kids #kids suck #funny #haha #lol #customer service #grocery store