gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?
gyuvin: for an escape room.
ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?
gyuvin:
gyuvin: jail.
hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
gyuvin: …
gyuvin: nothing legal.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ricky: Shit.
Yujin: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Gunwook: OH MY GOD GYUVIN FELL OFF!!!
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oi anjinho 🫧⭐ poderia fazer uma perso de locks do ricky do zerobaseone pra mim, por favor? ❤️🩹 agradecida desde já 💌 ((inclusive eu adorei o seu perfil, muito lindinho <3
tela de bloqueio tela inicial
muito obrigada por gostar do meu perfil amr
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Zhang hao, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Matthew, who’s running the drive thru: …
Matthew: Tequila.
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[locked out of dorms]
zhang hao: we need to get in there. I got this. ricky, give me your credit card.
ricky: *handing him his credit card*
zhang hao: *pocketing it* thanks. gunwook, kick the door down
ricky:
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gyuvin : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME
hanbin, picking up the monopoly board : i think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Hanbin: Zhang Hao has these really strong opinions about really mundane things. Go on, ask him about something no one should have an opinion on!
Taerae: What's the worst multiple of 4?
Zhang Hao: 12, obviously
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Matthew: Do you like me? Or do you like-like me?
Hanbin, on one knee, with a ring: Take a wild guess.
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Incorrect boys planet
Zhanghao: looks at Ollie
Zhanghao: Baby boy. Baby.
Zhanghao: looks at Gyuvin
Zhanghao: Evil.
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gyuvin: i can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands
yujin: that's impos—
gyuvin: * cups yujin's face *
yujin, blushing: i have a reputation
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Gunwook: small animals are more vicious than larger ones
Gunwook: it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger
Jiwoong: give me one example
Gunwook: wasps
Ricky: spiders
Gyuvin: Taerae
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yujin: Why are your tongues purple?
matthew: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
jiwoong: I had a red one.
yujin: oh
yujin:
yujin: OH
yujin:
yujin: You drank each other's slushies?
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incorrect zb1
hanbin: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
jiwoong: what does that even mean
zhang hao: biblical reference
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ME ME ME PLEASEEEE🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️my name is Emi and I would absolutely adore a flirty Gunwook text as a fellow Wook stan😘😘
flirty gunwook asks Emi out !
(enjoy geonppangdan)
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