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jigenstits · 3 months
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zenigata is a dog barely contained within a human body. so basically what im saying is he likes being petted. pet his head NOW
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taoofshigeru · 1 year
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Temenos and Crick Investigate a Crime
Crick: Any luck with the investigation so far?
Temenos: Not done yet, but sofa so good.
Crick: …
Temenos: …
Temenos: …I found some blood on the couch cushions.
Temenos: It doesn't taste like the victim's.
Crick: …And you know this h-
Temenos: -Aaaand so, I think our attacker was wounded in the scuffle. Let's be on the lookout for anybody with fresh wounds.
Crick: Like the ones I'm about to give you?
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bassboosted-moon-chao · 11 months
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AS A COMMUNITY WE HAVE A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO REANIMATE THE ORIGINAL POPIPO MUSIC VIDEO WITH THE LUPIN THE THIRD CAST you could like. okay. hear me out. sounds like I’m playing favourites here but have Yata in place of Miku, since 1) he’s the one that matches Miku’s chaos in PoPiPo best, and 2) Nobunaga Shimazaki used to be a Utaite and covered Hatsune Miku songs all the damn time (the only one we have recovered from those days is Happy Synthesizer but it’s real! so I feel having the one voiced by a former Utaite would make sense). have Zenigata in place of Kaito because that’d be funny, Lupin and Jigen as Rin and Len because they’re having fun, Fujiko as Meiko and Goemon as Gakupoid. it could fucking work. we could do this.
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zenigatas-eyelashes · 11 months
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Making my own Lupin timeline
cus I can ☆~°•
orange: head canon green: canon
this obviously isn't without flaws timeline, canon, & logic wise but shhhh understand my vision please
MP's manga chapters of young Lupin
Lupin Zero
some minor crossing paths w/ the others through high school + college age ft. white suite from Strange Phychokenetic Energy (MP college au type manga chapters??)
MP lore of Goemon training under / meeting "Master Lupin" (short-lived)
Cagliostro, Fuma Conspiracy & other cutey content
Most going their separate ways, entering their early to late (<-zeni) 20s (Zenigata Keibu TV show?)
Lupin III Part 1
Lupin III Part 3
Big fucking crash after 80s fun & games, first real bad separation between Jigen & Lupin
MP's 1st darker chapters introducing Lupin
The Woman Called Fujiko Mine, Koike stuff
Pilot film (w/ tweaks)
Red Jacket content (darker toned)
Red Jacket (chaotic neutral)
idk i dislike parts4-6 so I will ignore them, just imagine them shoved throughtput based on tone ig
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looptroupe · 2 days
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HI GORGEOUS!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR WIPS AND AUS IM REALLY INTERESTED 🙏🙏🙏
Foams at the mouth
I’m in the middle of writing up a whole HC post for someone asking about a highschool AU but I’m gonna take this opportunity to sidetrack the conversation towards something I’d love to genuinely see from the series… a HEAVY (film) noir lean. Think: Bogart, Framed, Gilda, Vertigo… probably pushing the era back 40’s, 50’s way (Maybe even some 30’s lean in there, if I could get away with it) instead of the general 60’s vibe Lupin has going for it.
I think there’s a TON of potential there. I mean, I’m aware something like this was pitched (and never picked up, sigh…) so there IS sentiment there, and the idea has been thought about, but instead of TWCFM’s ‘serious Lupin’ I’d love to see a true noir ‘serious Lupin’. I think you can put these characters into a serious setting without making them straight up evil, and I’ll be honest, I think it would be way more appealing than the stuff they’ve been releasing lately (besides Zero. I have to admit that I loved Zero).
I’d want the gang to actually feel like criminals, though. Cutting shady deals in illegal bars, Lupin running his mouth to big players about whatever new heist he has up his sleeve. I’d take them back to being Miyazaki-esque ‘living paycheck-to-paycheck’ rather than ‘insta-rich Lupin funding his hedonistic spirit’ because I think that would work better in this universe: Lupin is constantly getting them in hot shit with the big leagues because he can’t keep his mouth shut. Jigen has shot ten guys this week who have come knocking at their hideout’s door looking for trouble. Goemon’s sick of digging graves and is antsy to finally be who he dreams of being. Fujiko’s got her eyes on a bigger prize, like always.
Zenigata’s an underpaid beat-cop-turned-inspector who has been trying to climb the ranks for a long while. He’s ambitious, but a little too soft for his own good: he’s hopeful in a way that most of the guys in his squad aren’t, and that makes him the perfect candidate for when the commissioner has to shill a shitty 9-5 case on an unsuspecting worker. A file lands on his desk, and he flips through it with this eager fire, like he’s just been asked to take on the world, and Lupin and his gang smile up at him from the pages.
Lupin is a crook, he learns. Part-time petty thief, full-time smooth-talker: a man with a legacy to live up to and not a whole lot to show for it besides a reputation as a lady-killer and a particularly long unpaid tab at the seediest bar in town. His sticky fingers have landed him in more trouble than they’ve gotten him out of, and recent reports say that he’s managed to get under the skin of the most notorious once-criminal-now-film-director in town… the very criminal that underhandedly paid Zenigata’s boss to start an official investigation in the first place.
Jigen is a gun-for-hire. Babysitter, bodyguard, hitman… whatever you need, he’ll do, however begrudgingly. He’s not a guy you mess with: and his reputation is actually pretty good in criminal circles. He’s well-respected and well-liked. Or, he was, until the monkey-faced man at the bar implicated him in a crime he didn’t commit. Now, he’s babysitting without pay, and he’s starting to get a little sick of having to put bullets into the faces of old friends who decide his bounty is worth more than his loyalty. Figures.
Goemon’s a man slightly-less-out-of-time. A famous Japanese-American film star, he’s known world-over for starring in Samurai flicks alongside his leading lady, Fujiko Mine. The thing is, Goemon is classically trained in swordslinging, and when Lupin offers him an opportunity to be the very person he’s been portraying on screen, he’s more than happy to throw his reputation away. He never cared much for fame, anyway. There’s just this one little hitch: he’s enamoured with the sword he last used on set, and he won’t take no for an answer when he asks Lupin to retrieve it for him.
Fujiko has her eyes on a prize a little more exciting than Zantetsuken: the film empire she’s helped build herself. The tabloids can’t get enough of her, and she knows that a marriage to the most famous director the world has ever seen might just secure her a place in history. The thing is, the man she’s trying her best to seduce has stopped paying her attention since his beloved priceless-antique-turned-prop-sword went missing, and she’s determined to get it back for him. Because what would make him fall quicker? Ah, there’s just one catch: Lupin is kind of charming, and the life he’s living is… exciting. Tempting. Fujiko likes playing with fire, but she’s starting to get a little too close to this one particular flame. The heat has her cheeks burning… Or maybe that’s Goemon’s doing.
They’re a strange little bunch, the Lupin Gang. But man, do people have a habit of underestimating them. Zenigata included. Because what he thinks to be a simple case of theft soon turns into something more sinister as the layers of movie-magic veneer begin to peel away. Maybe Lupin was onto something, targeting this guy, and maybe this hotshot director isn’t quite as reformed as he says he is.
He went to court recently, after all. Say, how much did he pay the judge to overturn that guilty verdict? Zenigata would like that sum as a pay rise once this has all blown over. That, and some fresh smokes.
((Mmm someone should hop on board and help me develop this I think. Could be a fun little exercise on the side… if it’s up anyone’s alley >:) ))
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alekthethirdish · 10 months
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If you’re still taking requests The Gang + Zenigata HC’s for reader who’s very kind and patient around them despite readers insistence they (the reader) have a ‘mean streak’ and ‘bad temper’ snapping and showing off that bad temper on someone else?
I am indeed still taking requests! It just takes me a second to get them out due to my job and such. I hope you like it!
Lupin:
Lupin has always admired your patience, especially when it came to him and his jests
He’s grown use to your kindness towards strangers, whether it’s a server at a restaurant, or a kid who accidentally bumped into you
He has never once seen you angry, and has never heard you raise your voice in anger
Even during particularly tough jobs you always seemed to have a smile on your face
So when you kept on insisting that you weren’t always nice and actually had a bad temper, he didn’t believe you.
He was getting you a drink at the bar when he noticed another person flirting outrageously with you. When they got handsy, Lupin felt his own anger slipping, prepared to march over to your defence
Instead he watched in surprise as you grabbed the person’s ear and twisted them down, your voice raised in anger
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me. I said no. The next time you touch me or anyone else will be your last, I promise you that.”
You twisted their ear harder before letting go. You glared after them, hand resting warily on your weapon
Lupin appeared by your side again, setting down the drinks so he could check on you.
“Are you alright?”
You huffed, anger still shone in your eyes when you replied. “I hate people like that, no respect for anyone. I hope they choke on their spit and die.”
Lupin’s eyes widen in surprise at your harsh words
“Easy.” He advises you
He wasn’t expecting your glare to turn onto him
“Why should I? I’m not always kind, you know. I meant my words!”
He has a nervous smile on his face. “Mark me down as scared and horny.”
You scoff and roll your eyes, but can’t help the smile that appears on your face
Jigen:
Jigen has known you to be soft and loving
Anyone you meet you treat with kindness and respect
He admires how you deal with bystanders, especially those who don’t need to be caught up in any of your jobs
Your patience seems endless, as does your kindness
 “I’m not always this nice.” You insist
Jigen makes a non-committal noise, eyeing you from beneath his hat
“I’m not! I have a bad temper. You’ve just been lucky to have been spared from it.”
It’s clear that Jigen doesn’t exactly believe you, you had never proven to be anything but kind and patient
So it stops him dead in his tracks when you snap at the person the both of you are holding at gunpoint
“If you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to make sure you wish you were never born.”
Your voice is cold and yet holds so much anger.
The hostage scoffs at you, you press your gun to their chin, glaring at them
“One more word and I’ll send this bullet through your brain, understand?”
Jigen gently pulls you back, reminding you that this person is a hostage and you can’t just throw that away.
Having seen this side of you Jigen understands just how dangerous you can be
When a kind and patient person snaps, it’s the end of the world
When you snap? There is no helping whoever has unleashed your fury.
Jigen often reminds you that you are not your anger
Goemon:
You and Goemon go together like two peas in a pod
The both of you are the most patient out of anyone in the group
While Goemon offers advice, you offer kindness
There has never been a time that Goemon has seen you be mean, or loose your temper
So he doesn’t exactly believe you when you claim to have a temper and to be unpleasant at times.
“Kindness is a virtue, there is no need to claim to be something you are not.”
“Kindness is exhausting, I wish I weren’t so kind.”
Goemon doesn’t know how to respond to such a comment.
It’s on a job were someone decides to take advantage of your kindness and your patience
Before Goemon has a chance to step in, you snap.
“Enough! You have done nothing but abuse the kindness I have offered you. If it wasn’t for this job I’d gladly leave you for dead.”
You don’t retract your words and the glare in your eyes make it obvious that you mean them
Goemon doesn’t say a word, but he will admit you anger did shock him
When you and Goemon are next alone you apologise for your anger.
“Do not apologise for your anger, you have every right to be angry with how you were taken advantage of.”
Goemon refuses to hear out any objections about your anger and how it makes you a bad person
“You are slow to anger, snapping once does not make you a bad person.”
“But the things I said-”
“Not all things said in anger hold meaning, and they do not reflect your character. Understand?”
Goemon is good with calming you down afterwards, he’s patient and understanding. He never holds your anger against you.
Fujiko:
Fujiko sees you as a saint. Your kindness and patience is boundless.
It’s one of the things she loves and admires about you the most
It’s one of the things she worries she takes advantage of, especially if she manages to snatch a score out from under the rest of the gang
But your smile and reassurance is enough to calm her worries.
“Good one Fuj, Lupin’s face was priceless!”
Because of your kindness and patience, Fujiko notices how people take advantage of you so often. She usually steps in before it can get too far
So when some random person decides that your kindness is a go ahead for them to be a creep, she is ready to step in.
She stops dead in her tracks, eyes widening in surprise when she hears your voice raised in anger.
“I said no. Touch me again and I’ll break each of your fingers.”
A threat mixed with your anger sends a chill down her spine. She has no doubt you will make good on your threat.
She joins your side again and the person hurries away, both of your glares follow them around the corner.
She feels you practically collapse into her, she wraps her arm around your waist.
“Are you okay, lover?”
“Fine. Just…angry.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you angry, I suppose you weren’t lying when you said you could be.”
Her face is soft and understanding when you look at her.
She doesn’t see you any differently because of your anger and you’re thankful for it.
Zenigata:
Zenigata appreciates you more than he could ever express.
He’s always running off to different parts of the world in pursuit of Lupin
And there you are, always by his side.
He’s grown used to your ever abundant patience with him and his shenanigans
Your kindness is a virtue, especially when it comes to comforting Zenigata after Lupin has gotten away again.
He doesn’t know what he would do without you, he’d probably lose his head.
Zenigata is fiercely protective of you as he knows how unforgiving the world is.
He doesn’t want to see you get hurt.
“I can take care of myself, Zeni, I’m not always this kind, I can be mean if I need to.”
“I know you can, I just worry.”
His worry comes to a head when he’s asking around about Lupin and sees a person harassing you.
He moves towards the both of you, assessing the situation.
“Thank you for the offer, but I assure you, I’m fine on my own. I don’t need your help.”
The person rudely ignored you, grabbing onto your arm roughly and repeated themselves.
Zenigata was about to move forward, not happy with how this person was man-handling you.
A loud sound broke the air and the person stumbled back, clutching their nose.
“I told you I was fine, you creep! You’re lucky I’m only leaving you with a broken nose.”
You turned to see Zenigata frozen in place, his mouth slightly agape in pure shock
He blinked, closed his mouth, swallowed, then stood up straight.
You met him halfway, he could still tell you were seething.
“Come on.” He gently grabs your hand.
You let Zenigata lead you away from the person, his hand rubbing your back gently.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m fine, just really angry at the audacity of some people.”
He brought you closer, protectively, and stayed with you until you calmed down.
“I’m sorry you had to see me like that.” You apologise
Zenigata isn’t hearing any of it. “You acted as you should, now, where’s that lovely smile of yours?”
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catchyhuh · 7 months
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breakfast facts
WARNING!!!! DO NOT EMULATE THE MADE UP EATING PATTERNS I JUST MADE UP FOR THESE MADE UP PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BAD FOR YOU. ESPECIALLY ZENIGATA REALLY REALLY DO NOT EMULATE ANY OF TH
lupin:
must eat as soon as he wakes up or he’s fucked. not even like fully a physical stomach thing its just mentally he Must start his day with food
kellogs commercial table. the cereal, two slices of toast, one butter, one jam, apple, like bacon and eggs n shit
scarfs it down in two seconds. as a result no one else will make his breakfast for him becuase its kind of annoying spending 2 hours cooking at 7am so the princess can inhale his perfectly crisp bacon like the poltergust 3000 
yes he complains when he has to do it himself. so every day yes. it just wasn't practical to do the whole shebang every day so he whittled it down to his toast and eggs. but you know if he could,
the king must feast. he gives himself a stomach ache damn near every day he gets his food the way he actually wants it
jigen:
eats what’s provided honestly. you could say that about every meal but he just doesn’t care too much esp with his breakfast
he’ll complain (he’s particular about waffles and pancakes needing to be a certain amount of savory to justify them existing in a MEAL meal and not just as a dessert) but not too a huge extent. honestly he’ll eat whatever
doesn't have a huge appetite early in the morning, usually balances it out with a big lunch and even BIGGER dinner. he's gotta ease into those heavy hitters man he's delicate bro
cawfee. cuppa joe. He hates it. jigen doesn’t like it despite dressing like a keurig machine gijinka and having the symphonic cadence of a coffee grinder. it just doesn’t taste good to him (it's that deceptive scent dude) that said {sleep hcs incoming soon} sometimes he needs some to jumpstart him like an old car. again, complains, but goes through with it
fujiko:
special k commercial table. the cereal. the side bowl with random dollops of peanut butter and mixed other nuts and oats (?) i guess it’s oats, the GRAPEFRUIT oh i know she’s a grapefruit bitch!! pb honey spread on an English Muffin too. like some. idk there’s a cinnamon stick involved YOU GET THE VISUAL
funny thing is she doesn’t even eat half of it. she just goes with the muffin, bowl of mini wheats, maybe two pieces of grapefruit ingested as she leaves the table. whoever passes the table next is expected to handle leftovers. breakfast leftovers. that's an insane concept now that i type it out
cawfee. she either drinks it with a thousand disgusting artificially flavored creams or she chews the beans raw. presentation vs functionality is a key aspect of ms mine's internal struggle
complex relationship with fast food coffee shop chains as a result
goemon:
another guy who loves the Big Breakfast by tom cardy but unlike lupin (who loves his beauty sleep too much to wake up early) and fujiko (who usually gets her non-lupin boytoy of the month to make it for her) goemon actually gets up asscrack of dawn early to prepare a meal fit for a king
perfectly fluffy rice. hand squeezed juice. absolutely decadent vegetables. impossibly picturesque omelette. but just normal ass sara lee bread though he doesn’t have THAT much time on his hands
funny thing is he's definitely the most normal about it. goemon just. eats his breakfast. he might raise his eyebrows in slight surprise at how good the eggs taste today or something but really its just. food. all these other weirdos either take 10 years to eat a piece of toast or just inhale their food but the guy who dresses and talks like its the 18th century wins the normal award here
has emphasized the importance of eating breakfast to others before despite easily functioning without it. wake him up at 4 say “no time for brekkie dude we gotta go steal the fire hydrant of the louvre” and he’ll be like Done no problems
zenigata: i know i mentioned it before but NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR DO NOT FUCKING EMULATE
haha.
he’s very bad about it VERY bad about it always getting yelled at by third parties. they go “what’d you have for breakfast” and he shrugs and they go "oh god did you even eat" "ONE BOILED EGG HAS PROTEIN IN IT!!"
its amazing the stature you can get while still being the guy who eats half a protein bar for breakfast and doesn’t actually sit down for a meal again until like 1 am. really i cannot emphasize enough don’t try this at home
HES JUST SO DAMN BUSY! but if he could he’d take anything. unlike jigen, who just doesn't wanna start a fight THAT early in the morning, zeni just loves every breakfast food! muffins eggs potatoes pancakes cereal the random ass fruit he LOVES it 
god help the hotel with a free breakfast when this guy comes in. or that is, if he didn’t sleep until 11 AM because he was up lupin-ing all night.
in conclusion: they would all love a trip to the mcdonalds breakfast menu drivethru. they all get a hashbrown. would you believe me if i said i only remembered the mcdonald’s commercials after typing that
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femme-from-hell · 1 year
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𓆩♡𓆪 More Lupin III HCs 𓆩♡𓆪
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More Thoughts On Lupin & Co. (This one is a little long)
lupin is super picky about his coffee and WILL get pissy if he doesn't get it how he likes it.
Fujiko made Lupin coffee for the first time along time ago after their first night together when they started their little situation-ship and Lupin has drank his coffee like that ever since.
Fujiko drinks energy drinks and Lupin is repulsed by them. Lupin caught her drinking one but she’ll deny it until the day she dies.
Jigen drinks his black because he can't handle too much caffeine. (for context, black coffee has a pretty low caffeine content for those who don't know.)
Lupin was a track and field kid. As seen in the events in Lupin Zero -sorta spoiler warning for those who haven't seen it-, his dad wanted him to live a normal life, so he convinced his son to do something normal kids do to get his energy out rather than stirring up shit. Lupin was reluctant but fell in love with the sport.
Jigen has really pretty hand writing but Lupin’s is shit, so Jigen writes all of Lupin’s cursive calling cards, but Lupin signs them. Sometimes Lupin just makes Jigen write things for him when he doesn't need it because he just really likes his hand writing.
Lupin likes drawing doodles on all of his notes, letters, etc. Without fail, Lupin's papers are littered w drawings of him, his friends, sometimes Zenigata, or whatever treasure they're after.
Zenigata doesn’t cook often, nor is he the best at it, but he really enjoys doing in nonetheless.
If Lupin doesn’t get his ‘beauty sleep’ he just turns into a full blown bumbling idiot, like I’m talking walking straight into door frames, tripping over his own feet, all of it
On top of that, if someone interrupts his sleep, he gets incredibly pissy and short tempered.
^^Jigen kept blasting opera over the radio once in the hideout, resulting in Lupin being woken from his nap. Without even a second thought, Lupin rolled over on the couch, shot the radio, and rolled back over.
Lupin has A LOT of scars, it comes with the territory of nearly dropping dead with every job he takes on, and he uses his skills as a disguise artist to cover them up because he feels self conscious about them.
I feel like he's a perfectionist so he would see these scars as reminders of how he could have done better or could have done more.
Fujiko is a big spoon and you can pry this thought from my cold dead hands.
Lupin has a little collection of those 3d puzzles, even rubix cubes, and he fiddles with them to keep his mind working during stretches of travel or when he can’t think
Both Goemon and Jigen have tried to use said puzzles out of curiosity but got frustrated when they couldn’t figure them out
Because Fujiko rides motorcycles a lot, I like to think she has a lot of automotive knowledge and has tinkered with the Fiat once or twice.
Lupin doesn’t let her near it often because she isn’t afraid to sabotage the car if she plans on double crossing them.
Lupin is great with kids, but is incredibly irresponsible. He isn’t a big fan of dealing with them but once he’s got attached to them, all hell breaks loose. He is the kind of person that if they asked for ice cream for dinner he would absolutely respond with “WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT”
Goemon rarely sleeps on missions, in part because he always wants to be alert but also in part because he sleeps like a rock. Like, if a shoot out fight started right over him he would be snoring on cloud 9.
Goemon tried smoking like Lupin and Jigen once but he coughed everything up for a solid minute and hasn’t touched another cigarette since.
Lupin will borrow Jigen’s suits once in a while when he needs to tone down the color a bit but Jigen refuses to touch Lupin’s stuff with a ten foot pole no matter how much Lupin insists he would look good with a pop of color.
Jigen has perfect pitch, which is one of the main things that plays into his taste in music.
Lupin has trash taste in music, like absolutely horrid and he is banned from touching the radio in the car or the portable one on look outs.
The gang will regularly play cards together, and of course Lupin, Jigen, and Fujiko are cheating but Fujiko will actively sabotage Jigen and Lupin if Goemon starts losing really bad. Goemon knows how to cheat, he just refuses to.
Based off that one McDonalds commercial with Goemon ordering ahead on his phone, I like to think that when he discovered he could order food over his phone he went a little nuts ordering his favorite food from the local Japanese joint down the street. Like, I'm talking several hundred dollars worth in a day.
Lupin and Fujiko aren’t the best at apologizing when they get into a fight with someone, but I like to think that when they try and apologize, it's sorta just a thoughtful gift they’ll slide to the person they were arguing with.
Lupin has never once forgotten Pop’s birthday and leaves him a little something every year. It's never anything stolen because he knows Zenigata wouldn't accept it if it was.
Lupin’s fur coat from his green jacket days (the one he was wearing in TWCFM) was one of the first extravagant things he bought with money he stole.
Lupin writes everything down, he’s the kind of person when presented with a riddle or a puzzle, he needs to do a hand full of scribbles that only make sense to him and then he’s got it solved. More specifically, he writes in his grandfather’s journal he found in the movie Blood Seal of The Eternal Mermaid.
Lupin has a pretty high pain tolerance but when he so much as gets a small cold, he’ll moan and groan about it.
Yikes, this got long! But I still have so much more, what is a little guy like me to do! Guess ill just have to actually post more rather than just rebloging stuff at 2 am...
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tropicalfreckles · 1 month
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Sharing a hc idea I had for a Lupin the Third x Ace Attorney crossover idea I had. So, the magatama vs Lupin's lying.
I can see while Lupin is figuring out things on his end (he could definitely escape any time he wanted even with Zenigata sitting in front of whatever set up cell he made the police department throw together for this trail Zenigata keeps calling bullshit lol, it's fake murder charges to Zenigata, Lupin had no reason to kill the 2 murder victims, one a shady loan shark that wouldn't really be a blip on Lupin's radar most of the time, the other was an innocent person who was paying back said loan shark), he's sitting there and answering questions for Phoenix in the meantime.
Going along with this attorney he read about doing wild cases (which prompted him into asking for Phoenix personally since he was going to just ignore whatever attorney they assigned him anyways, not that many were going to even take his case) and he was fairly entertained by some of them.
Phoenix tries to get Lupin to be honest with him on things since I'm sure Phoenix had to do his own research this time on this particular client he was going to turn away in the first place cause he as vaguely aware that Lupin the Third was an infamous international thief. Whatever reason, takes the case. But trying to pull things out of Lupin some times is a pain in the ass when the psyche locks come out.
Phoenix like tries to unlock each one with stuff he does know and stuff he has collected and half the time when he gets the last one it turns out Lupin was telling the truth the whole time so what was the POINT of that. How has this man so untrustworthy and good at lying? It's not like Phoenix hasn't gone up against skilled liars before.
He already is annoyed with the man because he never shuts up and some times his language is too vulgar for having Maya or Pearl in the room with them so he just has to keep changing the subject.
Pearl makes a comment his lying is almost supernatural.
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kolasharkattack · 1 year
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First post of the year, and I had to start the year off right with some Zenigata appreciation
Anyway, hc, Lupin will sometimes send little gifts with his calling cards; flowers, chocolates, expensive wine and the like, just so his favorite inspector feels appreciated
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jigenstits · 2 months
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..... do you think lupin's dirty talk to zeni when theyre fucking is stuff like "im all yours" and "you caught me"?
...bc i do JLKHGJFH
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fallershipping · 10 months
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That is one of my favorite HCs for Looker tbh: The justice-loving Interpol Detective that eats the crimes has ancestry in Interpol's most wanted-- The great thief that got away and was never brought down by Interpol itself.
It was such a shameful failure that Interpol completely "forgot" Lady Lyken existed. Thus, a loooong time later, her descendant Looker came into his own and became one of Interpol's most prized agents, and everyone is none the wiser.
Even without Looker's amnesia or foggy memory of his pre-faller life that he may or may not recall, he would have never known about his bloodline. Lyken wiped her identity off the face of the Earth. By all purposes, she was dead, and classified as such by a very bitter Interpol.
She lives through Looker however.
Looker might be almost cartoonishly tied to justice, but he's got a thievish upbringing. My headcanon real name for him "Robert" is a pun on the Robusta coffee tree AND... Robber. He used to pickpocket/steal when he was younger until he learned how much it broke his mother's heart, albeit everything he stole was to feed himself and his poor mother. This ability to sneak off with items and disappear into a crowd is still useful for him however. Along with that, his ability to perfectly disguise himself is taking a page straight out of Lupin III (... or Zenigata, him too)
"But Vergo, Looker is so dumb in the games I played!!" off screen he's awesome Uncle Nintendo told me
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kmcosplays · 6 months
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lupin headcannons before the adhd forgets about them:
sexuality hc:
pan and polyamorous lupin (he is already poly in cannon soo)
gay jigen (he gives me the vibe of a guy who finds out later in life)
aro/ace goemon
fujiko is an ally (to me I feel like she likes women aestheticly but not romantically. like she knows being gay isn't a choice because she would have chosen it if she could)
gay pops but he has a hard time expressing it (bc he's from an older generation you know the rest)
Zenigata mainly gives me gay vibes because he so seems like the kind of guy to say he's married to his job when he's really just afraid of the truth (think of that older gay dude from tlou he gives me pops vibes. im not a huge fan of thosegames don't come for me)
lupin knows about pops but keeps it to himself out of respect (don't out people y'all)
jigen learns he's gay by drunk kissing guys ( I mean lupin) and being like "oh shit I liked that. but why..." the having this long crisis moment of "have I actually liked those women back or was I trying to fit in"
the lupin gang will gender you correctly as they steal all your stuff
"no we're stealing HER treasure" type shit okay
just regular hc:
fujiko has all those fun hairstyles because of either wigs or extention
lupin was clueless to this tell he saw her take either a wig off or extensions out
it was an entire "they were fake"... "of course they were fake" moment when he saw her regular hair underneath
goemon was shown overwatch and is a huge hanzo fanboy (not so much genji because he relates more to hanzo but he does respect the use of his sword )
jigen tried to get into video games but he doesn’t like that fps aren't "realistic enough" aka he's an old man who's bad at games
lupin however will sit and game for hours
fujiko can and will kick his ass at any game. she's way better than him at most games.
they saw lupin owns a dating sim and were all like 🤨 *vine boom sound effect*
lupin Googles himself on a weekly basis
jigen argues with people on Twitter
lupin watches edits/thirst traps ect. of himself DAILY
goemon learned what shipping is and saw he's involved in some ships and decided the internet isn't for him
fujiko has "70 alternative accounts" and will cyberbully you from all of them if you leave hate on one of the 80 times a day she posts
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yoinkschief · 10 months
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Content Warning: Nudity (Nothing explicit or sexually motivated)
Also there's a gigantic fucking rant under here about this bastard I did NOT plan for it to be so long and I have this sinking fear the others will be just as, if not longer
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Take this traditional ref sheet because I can't be bothered to make it digital right now
Sheet Translations and explanations cause I have shitty handwriting:
7'2"
Used to be 5'8" but you know how that goes XP
Whoag! He's tall! Seem experimentation can go a long way :)
★Strip/Mafia Tord is the only version of Tord who wears earrings anymore
I used to always draw Tord with earrings, specifically dangling earrings with upside down crosses on them, but more recently I've stopped doing that and instead draw him with only a tongue piercing that him, Tom and Edd all have matching (they tried to convince Matt to also get one but he was worried about it ruining his teeth), so as a way to homage to my previous design and because it fits him too well I gave him diamond studs :)
Hearing aid [picture]
Tord wears a hearing aid! On top of his eye sight being fucked in his right eye and not what it used to be in his left, his hearing also is shot! He needed a hearing aid on his right ear and on top of his processing issues from his ADHD he can't hear as well as he used to in his left ear (not that his loud bass music taste ever really helped)
Has no waist, giving the illusion he has hips (he doesn't)
Shawty's got no hips and no ass, the only meat he has is in his massive bohongas and the only meaty claw he has left, he already had a triangular shape what with his big ass rib cage and zero hips but going to the military made him even more top heavy so now he's even more triangle
Screen [picture]
His robot arm has a screen on it that's basically an apple watch but better because I fucking hate apple,,,, and yes it does say OPPAI on it, it's an inside joke between me and my lovely partner :)
Spectator Shoes [picture]
Because I think he would wear them, and it's a silly nod to his constant need to be in the spotlight and not sitting on the sidelines: that was the whole reason he left to go to the military in the first place, he was sick of being "Edd's friend" and not "Tord" if that makes sense, he needed an out (and just from personal experience of having people I know go to ROTC and/or join the military fresh out of highschool, it's a good wake up call for some, and a horrible fucking power trip for others,,, don't really know how that last one happens when the whole point is to get you to cry to your mom and beg to go home but hey, to each their own I suppose)
[picture] Power Core
Serves to connect to Tord's nerves, forming it into power to move his arm with
The logistics behind this are loose at best and a goofy thought I had at worst, but basically it's something like the workings inside of the bionic arm connect Tord's nervous system to the core which then converts his thought energy/brain's commands into actual movement, which is why he has one at his shoulder (to connect the nerves) and one on his hands (to connect to The rest of his arm, think of it as like the two power cores being connected via invisible string that gets manipulated to pull his hand up, down, to the side, and so on, and the bicep and forearm connected with the elbow allow it to bend more naturally). That's the best way I can explain it
[picture] The coat he wears on his shoulders,,, meant to pay homage to the coat he wears in his 2004 design
Pretty self explanatory, but since he doesn't have his OG coat (because Edd now wears it, more on that when I get to his ref sheet) this is what he's wearing, a big ass mob coat with gold trim as the accents,,,, I spent way too long drawing Zenigata's mandatory oversized detective/inspector trench coat to not somehow find a way to bring it to someone else's design
OMG! He nakey!
Yup. I'm very mature.
Dragon Tattoo [pictures]
Ahh the infamous dragon tattoo HC,,, at least I think it's infamous- I've seen a lot of people with it so, lol. Additionally, he also has a tattoo of Jason Voorhees' mask at the base of his neck/top of his spine, but it's covered by his hair so I didn't think to add it but there's a very cute story behind it: Tord used to have a snake (he bought it as a ball python,,, it was not,,, it was a reticulated python, and he only found out when he didn't stop growing) who he so lovingly named Voorhees because he was white with a grey splotch on his face that Tord swore looked exactly like Jason's mask, so, he got a tattoo to match with his pet snake. Like a queer.
✨Trans✨
I will never miss the opportunity to make Tord trans masc I love him so
[picture] Leads with his chest
Machismo or something, I dunno, but he has the cocky confidence of a bastard type air around him and so in later years he starts leading with his chest after he goes to the military, versus his past, more laid back, lead with his hips. And by laid back I mean both he was more "devil may care" and trying to get laid, because he's got the libido of a dog in a heat thinking he was doing something leading with his hips because all the snoody whores do it in his anime and he hasn't touched grass since he was in college,,, boy howdy was that military a good idea to knock some sense into him (even if that did come with giving him an excuse to be even more power hungry and that much more of an attention whore)
Still has no ass
Yeah. No amout of drills can give him muscle there, and trust that he's tried (mostly out of spite because Tom always made fun of him for having a flatter ass then Matt, a literal twink with scrawny limbs,,, though you shouldn't let that fool you, he's far too strong for how thin he looks. Anyway look at how that turned out: it didn't lmao)
Ouroboros Tramp Stamp
Another fun story to tell :) so, back when Tord lived with Edd and the gang, he got super hyperfixated on Vikings and their symbolism and artworks and whatnot (he recently rewatched all of the How to Train Your Dragon movies and it lead him down a rabbit hole leading him to want to learn more of his ancestry seeing as most Norwegians came from vikings,,, if I remember correctly, do correct me if I'm wrong) and texted them about what Viking tattoos they should get: Tom's was the Viking rune for "Wolf", Matt's was the Yggdrasil, and I can't remember what Edd's was. The reason Tom was Wolf because it just fits him, he's got that "lone wolf" energy to him but he's just a dork who enjoys being around his friends whether he'd say that to their faces or not, and he's fiercely loyal to them to the point where it anyone would be the first to die for their friends in the group it would be him. Matt's is the Yggdrasil because,, well I can't really explain this one, it's just cause it fits really, I dunno how to explain it. Tord is ouroboros because mmmmm the snake that eats itself is just fucking spot ON for Tord, and having it as a tramp stamp is the sweet cherry on top, self destructive habits and a drive to run himself into the ground to satisfy his insatiable need. Tord has no idea if the others got these tattooed on them (they did, and to everyone's surprise Matt also got a tattoo,,, though no one knows that any of the others got their tattoo save for them knowing Tord got his cause duh)
An interesting thing to note if you want is that often times people will get a tattoo of Ouroboros surrounding the Yggdrasil, so you could say Matt and Tord kind of have matching tattoos. And for the storyline, that can be seen as important
Also fun fact: Tord's original tattoo was supposed to be the symbol for lightning as a way to nod at the fact his name "Tord" is a shortened version of "Torden", at least in my headcanon, which means "Thunder" in Norwegian,,, but then I found out that symbol has become a N*zi dog whistle and by god this man does NOT need any more fucking N*zi symbolism in his design can we fucking stop with that. Besides, ouroboros is much better anyway, I think
EDIT: I REMBER NOW - Edd's tattoo was the Web of Wyrd due it being created by the Nords, the Norse mythos' equivalent to the fates, the symbol representing fate and the fact that your past actions have consequences on your future (something something obligatory EDDS-world joke and WTFuture joke) but yeah Edd's got this one like how the others do
- Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Will Wood + The Tapeworms
- Dogs // Still Bummed
nouns
- BAD LUCK!
Jhariah
- Selfish Hate
JAWNY
Just some songs I was listening to while drawing that I thought fit him a bit and the vibes I was going for, I highly recommend you listen to these songs if you haven't already,,, P.S. for everyone who loved Panic! At The Disco when the band was still together and before Brendon started writing his own lyrics, ruining his voice and came to light to be a piece of shit, I HIGHLY recommend Jhariah, he's him but so much better I fucking love his dogs, his albums give the same vibes as the Vices & Virtues and A Fever You Can't Sweat Out albums,,, and I couldn't help myself I love Will Wood holy shit
Time for an info dump about Tord in this AU,,, be prepared it's so fucking long this has been stuck in my head for forever pleASE-:
Obviously, The End Part 1 & 2 are canon in this series, but Tord has absolutely zero regrets about it - he can't, otherwise all the work he's done is for naught,,, although it wasn't planned; his original plan WAS to move back in with Edd, settle down and continue his operations in London with his buds without them ever knowing cause he missed them, however, they got to nosey and so he had to abort with what he was hoping to have finished (the giant robot) but was unable to due to, well, Tom
"but how come Tord was trying to kill Tom, then, if this wasn't what was planned?" Because it was fucking funny, Kyle/ref,,,, also because as a side note: Tom canonically cannot die, or at least, hasn't found anything that can yet and he's not at the old age for that yet. He has what I like to call "Deathly Immortality", or "Cartoonish/Looney Toons Immortality" where he "dies", but then comes back like nothing happened and no one mentions it as any different
Tord has something similar, as well, but instead it's more of "Unfortunate/Spiteful Immortality" or "Anime Immortality" in the sense of where Tom dies and pops back up like a toon character, Tord is like an anime antagonist who just won't die, like William Afton he always comes back but in worse and worse state (He also got sick an ungodly amount in his youth until his body was like fuck it and actually gained an immune system for every illness he kept getting lmao,,, pollen still wrecks his ass though)
Afterward The End Part 1 & 2, Tord poured his full attention into his mob, experiments, and his projects, the thing he was basically trying to use his friends as a front for before Tom got too smart, since he was having trouble not being homesick for his previous life before he went to the army and got power hungry,,, guess you can't be homesick for something that doesn't exist anymore LMAO, anyway- in pouring himself into his work, he buys an "entertainment building", as he calls it, to launder his money: Midnite. Because he thinks he's clever or something misspelling Midnight. Midnite is basically like, all sorts of things rolled into a skyscraper, each floor has a different thing: A restaurant, a casino, an arcade, a strip club, wink wink nudge nudge, but basically this is where he holds meetings and such with his money laundering
Strip/Mafia takes place I'd say... Three? Years after The End? Long enough for Tord to get way too much shit done but short enough that bitter feelings are still felt between the gang for Tord and from Tord
Yes TomTord is canon, but let me tell you this is god's slowest candle wick, because Tom fucking GOES THROUGH IT in this story man, cause everyone's going every which direction, suddenly changing and leaving and he hates it in general because mmm parental issues of dead parents who left too early, the fact that he's autistic and fucking hates sudden changes, the fact Tord is alive is enough to piss him off, it's just all around not a good time for him and so the TomTord is very Tord sided. He's always had a fascination with Tom since highschool, but didn't really understand what it was until he had to be told to his face by who was supposed to be his significant other 💀 but Tord enjoys Tom because he truly is the only one who was able to keep him on his toes in his youth as he got older it grew deeper and he gained a bigger appreciation for Tom and his knack for always being able to throw Tord off his guard,,, to be fair though that's mostly because Tord relies on his quick wit, luck, and the gullibility of others; he's not really good at long term planning and thinking versus Tom who is amazing at pattern recognition and planning long term and for this that could go wrong, in other words, thinking and planning ahead
Additionally, Edd sided TordEdd, too, because love triangles or something, except they both are like bordering narcissistic personality disorders so it really would not be good for either of them to get into a relationship with each other, not that Tord really wants to (anymore? He kinda had a thing for Edd in highschool at the beginning but fell out of it pretty quickly, which, fun fact, is an ADHD thing: Edd gave him instant gratification and euphoria so, like people with ADHD tend to do, he fixated on it, but slowly fell out of it once he stopped thinking with his excitement about having a new friend who actually paid attention to him), but Edd is CONVINCED Tord is just doing all of this for attention from him like he's begging Edd to "save him" (he's definitely not) because Edd "doesn't have a savior/hero complex, stop telling people that omlll" so that's always fun
Errr trying to think of more to say without just writing out an entire book or just showing pictures of the OG script I wrote for it JGXXGJJXG
Feel free to ask any questions oml this AU is stuck in my head I seriously can't keep it contained any longer
OH
Drag/Street racing exists and is a big(?) part of this lmao,,, I mean kinda, it kicks off Tom slowly beginning to rekindle his feelings for Tord and shows Tom's relationship with Paul and Patryck from when they met in college along with Tord
Hooo boy college alone would be a lot to explain, so much shit happened in college but it technically isn't super important to the story? Besides the Paul and Patryck meeting Tom and Tord thing, ofc, but like what happened in college follows my general timeline headcanon of Eddsworld and it's a lot to explain when most of it just gives reason as to why Tom and Tord hate each other/bicker a lot when they move in together and gives a more in depth reading of their relationship and behaviors, moreso as to why they fell into stuck a pitiful state (butterfly affect baby, ONE action called them to both fall over the edge)
Also, I have a list of people I've based/referenced for Tord as Red Leader and it goes as follows:
Gustavo Fring - Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Professor Venomous - O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes!
Lord BoxMan - O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes!
Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls
Dr. Robotnik - Sonic Franchise
Yes I'm aware how chaotic that listing is lmao, but to be fair when I think Red Leader I think calculated and cunning like Fring and Venomous, but also stupid loony silly like BoxMan,, and of course a menace to society like Cipher and Robotnik
That's all for Tord I believe,,, I'll do more soon I'm sure
One last Tord appreciation:
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Have I expressed how much I love drawing people's torsos, I think they're gorgeous
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zenigatas-eyelashes · 2 years
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For the headcanon post: zenigata! (And yata if you feel like it)
A, realistic:
Dad bod / beer belly zeni <3333
B, not entirely realistic but funny:
hm I believe in one fic I had him buying an old japanese cigarette brand; Golden Bat (discontinued in 2003 but I don't often imagine them in modern times anyway). They were cheap & decently popular & it's funny to think of him favoring them / missing them when outside Japan. Also funny considering their tobacco was low grade apparently.
C, heartcrushing & awful:
I imagine he's got an ex wife & child. They divorced for many reasons but Zeni being hyperfocused on Lupin's case was one of them. He didn't put up much fight over custody knowing he couldn't care for her as 1/2 as good as his wife but sends any extra money to them & souvenirs. He gets to see his daughter on occasion & he loves her of course (he even learned some JSL for her) but overall the situations pretty depressing & a source of much of his guilt regarding his hatred / love / jealousy over Lupin.
D, unrealistic but I chose to disregard canon:
Not as unrealistic as you might expect but I think Zenigata really loves drag.
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zenni-gotcha · 2 years
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Can i ask for spicy lupin gang hcs? thanks! 🐌🐌
[You most certainly can!]
18+ only under the cut
Lupin
So, even though he’s known as a romantic, he can have problems being as excited with sex as he is with other things
(Good example is the scene with him and Fujiko on the part 2 opening)
He is a kisser
A good one, yes, but also just one in general
It doesn’t matter what he and his partner are in the middle of doing, his mouth is going to be on them somewhere
Has hair, but keeps it clean
If his clothes are going to look fancy then his dick is going to as well, so he keeps those pubes short
But let’s be honest, based on his arms and hands, he’s a bit hairy
Personally, I think it’s more of very dark hair more so than too much hair
Noticeable, yes, but on the thinner side
Favorite position is probably with his partner on their side with their leg over his shoulder
That way he can see their face and most of their body at the same time
But the man is absolutely a switch though
If he’s on the receiving end of things, then he will want the total face down ass up treatment
Like shove his face into the pillows until he can’t breath
When Lupin subs, he subs hard
As for oral, he likes both, but likes giving more than receiving
Jigen
Doesn’t really seek things out, but is great when he does get raunchy
While he doesn’t mind kissing too much, it’s not his favorite
His partner might get a few kisses during, and he certainly won’t shy away from his partner giving them
But no real make out sessions while he’s doing it, as he just wants to do this one thing at a time
Him, he’s hairy
Like -hairy- hairy
The carpet isn’t unhygienic, in fact it’s very clean
But let’s just say the shag carpet is indeed a shag carpet
Favorite position is any form of cowgirl
Likes to be in charge, but not too over the top
I think he’s a top
He might not mind subbing every once in awhile if his partner wanted
But he certainly won’t be volunteering for it
Will do oral for his partner happily, but likes receiving more
Goemon
He might want to do the dirty more than some people might think
He’s all about the exercise after all
And what as better version of it than this?
He loves kissing his partner, but will only really kiss their mouth
He’s got theses weird hang ups about things
Isn’t, like, unaware about sex stuff in the slightest
But, still thinks of things in the basics sometimes
No body hair anywhere, he shaves it off
Just a personal choice of his
Favorite position is missionary
Don’t worry, he’s not boring with it
He just likes to see his partner’s face
He’s a switch but he doesn’t know it, so tends to be a top
If he does try to bottom he also likes it missionary as he’s still getting used to things
As for oral, sorry to his partner out of luck on that one on both accounts as it kind of creeps him out
Mouths are for kissing and that’s it
Might like it if they manage to convince him to try it, but that chance is really slim
Fujiko
She actually doesn’t seek out sex as much as people try to say she does
Sure, she’s comfortable with her body and has no problem using it to get what she wants
But, it’s also not like she will sleep with everything that moves like she’s accused of
All about the kisses
Maybe not as much as Lupin, but still loves them
Also love wearing lipstick and leaving color anywhere she can get it
Thin hair most places, but does have pubic hair
Cut pretty close though and likes to cut it heart shaped sometimes
Favorite position is doggy
Going to call her a bottom, rather than a sub, because even though it’s verbally said her partner is the one in charge that line gets really blurry
Likes oral in general, but loves receiving more than giving
Zenigata
Has a kind of high sex drive
But doesn’t get to be with his partner as much as he want
So when they do get to be with each other, they won’t be walking for awhile
Loves to kiss during, but gets a bit too distracted
The has about the same amount of hair coverage as Jigen, but the hair itself isn’t as thick
Favorite position when he’s lying down and his partner rides him
Like how I said that Fujiko is better explained as a bottom because of the blurry lines of control there, he’s a top
It might seem like he’s the one running things most of the time, but he also needs someone to take care of him so there’s often equal energy from both parties
While he doesn’t mind receiving oral sex, he much prefers to give it instead
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