#yuck HAHAHAH

[champagneandparacosm-archive]

I just wanna write my gays and that’s it 😭 I need some girls for my girls to love.

#ooc #men disgust me. #gross #yuck #hahahah #even my own guys. like I wanna throw them in the trash

[borathae]

Hey sibi, I’m kinda new to your blog and saw that you’re demisexual. For a while I’ve realised I’m also demisexual but just never put a label on it and always called myself “selective” with people. It kinda took me a while to come to terms with this cos I thought I was fucked up for not wanting to engage in hookup culture and have struggled to find someone because of that. You don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to but I wondered if you wanted to share your experience being demisexual too?

I am hehe! I love being demisexual. I never really felt bad or "broken" for not wanting to engage in hookup culture because I have always been incredibly introverted and even before knowing I was demi I hated nothing more than the thought of onenight stands or hookups. Back then I just "blamed" it on my introversion. So not engaging in those things have always been normal to me and honestly they are normal idk why society thinks you have to do that when it reality you really don't lmao. Like, do you even know how many "pregnancy scares" or "STD/Is scares" I witnessed through my high school friends who did engage in onenight stands. Like, I already bought 5 Plan Bs, not for myself but some of my ex-friends who once again fucked a stranger without a condom fajdsjfa. Like no thank you Sir, I rather not. Just do what you feel comfortable with. Period.

No but on another note. So for me it was always normal that I didn't want to fuck strangers, let alone kiss them or lets be honest even engage with them cause drunk straight Austrian men are yuck. And then I realised that I legit feel no actual sexual attraction to people in general except for when I have a romantic emotional connection with them (it always takes me at least four to five months to want to sleep with a partner and that's only when they actually have positively affected me emotionally. If not, then honey you're not even gonna see me naked lol).

I would honestly recommend really getting to know how you can get yourself off. Obviously only if you are comfortable with masturbation. But legit, ever since I learned how I can make myself shake on my own, I realised that sex with other people is so overrated HAHAHA I haven't actively searched for a relationship since a few years now just because I'm having so much fun with myself fjadjf like who gives the best dick? that be me bitch. And my social contacts I get through hanging out with my friends. I have very deep connections with my friends and quite frankly, I don't really miss relationships? you know being in a romantic relationship isn't everything, I learned that and now I'm not looking. If the dream man does come around and sweep me off my feet I'm not gonna complain, but for now Imma jerk off like wild and meet my friends HAHAHAH

#asks #anon #sex ed

[athina39]

Hey athina-san . First I would like to say that I really love your writing , stories like you write your characters so well that it jjust straight up looks like "yea it must have happened in canon". I really am in awe like u can write so many Genres and just don't stick to one genre like HOW Are you versatile ???? God I really love your sexy brain . Hahahah I have read almost like every fic of yours cuz they are jsut *chef's kiss*

So I was hopping that maybe you could share some writing tips (its totally fine if u are not ok I understand 💜)??? I love reading and writing so much but whenever I write anything (be it an essay , speech , story etcetc) I just mess it up so bad and Its just ,Yuck,totally disorganized and bland that even I don't want to read it. And sometimes I think ik what to say but idk how to express it neatly .

Again I want to say that you are a really good writer and I appreciate ur stories so much cuz TEHY always make me smile. Plus god how do u never Run out of ideas ??? SMART PEOPLE ARE REALLY SEXY AND CHARMING .

aww thank you so much for your kind words!! thank you too for reading and liking my works!! i'm glad that my fics seem like it could happen in canon, that's such a lovely praise!! <3

i get bored easily when reading/watching media, so i try to read/watch many genres too, and i guess that translates to my writing too? i like trying new things (while also falling back to certain routines) hahahaha

for general writing advice, i actually made a thread of it in twitter a few weeks back!! here's the link!

regarding expressing the ideas, i'm afraid that my answer's gonna sound cliche, but it really is about practicing and consuming more things. i'm ESL so i had to write and write and write and write even more in order to be more familiar with how i want my text to look like wwwww and it's never a bad thing to read more things (and not just fanfic either - novels, scripts, subtitles for tv shows, etc would also help lots!) so you're more used to seeing how others phrase themselves.

i hope that's able to help wwwww good luck with your work, kind soul <3 <3

#athina replies! #drunk-be-tch-h

[here-there-be-bad-dragons]

"dont yuck another women's yum" do u fucking hear the shit u say out of your adult mouth 😭😭😭💀😅 god bless no wonder youre single hahahah

I'm not?

I literally have multiple partners, both who love me and each other deeply.

You're here from an old bdsm figurine post because you have no life, and don't get the joy of having someone tie you up, and choke you while they fuck you.

I get it, you're bland, and vanilla, and unlikable. Why don't you go fuck yourself and cry about it dweeb

[lottovalentino]

3 months ago on this day i watched the first saw movie for the first time.nicE

#back when summer was just beggining and life was good? #hahahah laughs through the pain #(school is suck) #but hey #if mark fuckoffman made it through highschool lets be real anybody can #fucking loser #yuck #saw #.txt

[mirakeul]

may porn bot sa ask box q yuck

#di naman sa pangaano HAHAHAH #PERO #YUCK

[marstheworld]

.

#char may pa statement pa nanay nyu #yuck kala mo ano HAHAHAH #anw i was thinking of changing my icon but u know what #nvm yoongi in an expensive trashbag is a fun icon #this was birthday 2017?? or 2018?? #personal

[baylardo]

YEAH ITS THRESHOLD AU RIFFING DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!

was on the bus thinking about how in Endgame admiral Janeway’s timeline like da kids are probably either dead or Not Around lollllll

given the way chakotay and seven were being established toward the end of the series prior to Endgame,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and inevitably him dying as well in that timeline,,,,,,,,,,

like,,,,,, I could easily see Kathryn just start pulling herself away from the kids. cause being around them means being around chakotay means perceiving chakotay and seven together hahaha MISERY!!!!!!!! and then after seven and chakotay die it’s kinda Yuck, the damage has been done and the familial tie bonding her to her children is a little bit shattered beyond repair. Maybe by that point Tom and b’elanna after having miral step up and take the three kids in when Janeway was stubbornly unable to do so, maybe it’s guilt, maybe it’s the reminder of him, Whateva.

I could easily see Edward dying of some contracted disease,,,, maybe they all die lol,,,,, I definitely see one of them at least (probably peppa lmao) choosing to abandon voyager and remain in the DQ prior to its return home. It’d be so edgy if she left as a teenager or something and they spent a significant portion of time searching for her to no avail and Janeway inevitably chooses to press on and return home rather than linger here searching hahahah GOTH. They could have been used for ransom or something too and I’m sure the visible confliction Janeway might have toward wanting to expend efforts to save them would be pretty chilling to witness as well. BUT YEAH I think she’d obviously have a lot of regrets after returning home, regardless of who lives or dies, (she’d probably repress feeling regretful over a lot of her decisions for quite some time,,,,,,, thinking her actions were necessary in service of getting Voyager home) and want to change the future. :)

#threshold au #JUST SOME THOUGHTIES TEEHEE #selfishly just wish they’d explored seven and chakotay more ahdjfkfk #with its internal conflicts and everything for characters #BUT ITS SURFACE LEVEL TREK STORYTELLING WAZZAAAAAAAAP #whateva what a silly little show with a tremendous amount of potential that I will absolutely chew on for my own enjoyment hehe :3 #MAYBE I CHARACTERIZE HER AS BEING TOO CRUEL EHEH………….

[kaespost]

describing my icks about genshin boys jn the most horrible way possible

masterlist

hihihi (눈‸눈)

kaeya

he has smelly balls.

one time yall were doin the dirty and when u were ab to give him bj, when u got closer to it, you could smell the horrible stench. you didnt want to make a comment about it but you forced urself to do it anyway.

childe

head lice.

NASTY

hes a harbinger what can you expect? he has to talk to people for god knows why even the people with lice. there might be even one crawling around his hair if youre close enough to him.

hes tried to eat them once and he still does.

diluc

i love him but he has dandruff

it may not look like he does, but when he has just finished his batman duties, he scratched his head and even cries like a son of a bitch of how itchy it is.

zhongli

his breath stinks as shit

he talks alot. people probably try to not make a weird face whenever they smell his nasty breathe.

albedo

long nails

and i mean this

YUCK

theres even dirt under them and he bites on them too. i wonder how he has not gotten any diseases from that.

scaramouche

smelly feet

he probably walks alot and that leads to sweaty feet, sweat causes odor and hes tried smellinh inbetween his toes before but he was too short to even reach em HAHAHAH.

bennett & razor

theyre both smelly and refuse to take a swim in cider lake. they eat ANYTHING from the ground if they think its edible. bennett claimed he has diarrhea alot so he's probably shit his pants atleast 4 times a day.

xingqiu

has extremely smelly clothes.

he sometimes forgets to shower because hes busy reading whatever the fuck he has inhand.

chongyun

he tried eating xiangling's new dish but she forgot to tell him the it was spicy lets say... he was coughing like a middle aged father like this

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i was bored ok? but dont let this change the way you view the character.

are you lost? navigate your way through here!

#genshin impact #kaeya alberich #diluc ragnvindr #genshin tartagalia #childe #genshin zhongli #albedo #scaramouche #bennett #razor #chongyun #xingqiu #razor genshin impact

[quirklessidiot]

related to the tik tok asks and not related?? also kinda maybe an unpopular opinion??

I think they're also wrong in that "women make the fandom worse" or whatever they're spewing, but I'd say fanfics and fanarts do effect the fandom on some level.

after I started watching and reading jjk when it got popular, I started seeing all these kind of nasty things come up, (ie. those ships with yuuji and gojo, yuck, the jjk men becoming super sexualized, ((why can't I scroll down for a gojo story without it immediately being smut/tumblr is so horny)) "dark content" surrounding some of the characters; you know what I mean)

and this doesn't just apply to jjk; it happens to a lot of anime fandoms, which is kinda why I stay away from them sadly. but anyway that's just my take don't smite me please 💚💚

HAHAHAH as a dark content and sfw writer as well, i could see ur point, maybe you'd want something more sfw (i guess? i do know a lot of sfw creators here so go check them out hehe if u ever feel like coming back, maybe erotica/smut isnt just ur cuppa and you'd want something soft and fluffy. we all have different preferences and theirs no shame on it)

this has always been a big discussion in tumblr regarding sfw and nsfw content here and as a consumer of both i never saw the problem with it, at the end of the day its just a story (nothing really too deep bcos its about 2D men, thats why i feel weird when people look down on fanfic writers and fan artists bcos its not something to be looked down upon. it fun, enjoyment. just like basketball is to sports fanatics etc.) and its a persons hard work as well.

(but i do disagree with gojo x yuuji fics etc, i see a lot of megumi x toji as well bye. its something that hasnt sat right with me but thats just me and i usually just scroll past or i block the user, i advise you filter out your tags if you want more sfw content!!!! i see a lot of them dont worry, theyre there!)

and dont worry, theirs really nothing bad about what you said (in my own opinion?) <3 i know you mean well and all of us are entitled on our own opinions. kith kith HAHAHA. as long as you don't send anon hate to blogs, its all good honestly <3

#pat.talks #customer.talks #the last parts cute #HAHAHAH #tw.discourse

[jeffwittekk]

Ikr I keep rewatching suzys video with Jeff cause it’s so cute 🥰. There so many small cute things. Like the A list comment !!!

Yesss!! Me too i think it’s the video i’ve been rewatching the most, theres just so much good part.

Like when Suzy tried one of the sauce and she goes ‘‘yuck’’ jeff with no hesitation drop the fries and said disgusting i don’t like it (or something like that) it was just so sweet it felt like a if you don’t like it i don’t either moment hahahah

[nitewrighter]

I remember someone I follow getting asked where their OC's would fall in a/b/o and she just shut it down by saying, "All my OC's would be betas."

I would like to personally thank all of my followers for never asking me that hahahah.

Yeah honestly it feels weird to slot my OC’s into that kind of (literally) fucked up caste system. Like, don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind playing around with power dynamics in intimate situations (as illustrated by my “Adventures in Hard-Light Distortion” spiderbyte smut and the fact that I’ve written my fair share of “sexy sparring” fics) but I think for me, a big core of intimacy is vulnerability on the end of both parties. Sure, “sex as power/dominance” can be hot, but I’m very much a romantic. Narrowing everything down to some fictive “biological imperative” doesn’t feel fair to the characters. Now if you’re into that stuff, I won’t yuck your yum, but that’s just my tastes when it comes to writing that stuff.

And I also think there’s some complicated mental gymnastics going on when women write a fictional world that essentially takes women/uterus-owners in general out of the reproductive process but then proceeds to write sex as a biologically imperative act of dominance/reproduction. I feel like we don’t really talk enough about what’s at work when Omegaverse is championed as “Women exploring and expressing their sacred sexuality” when it’s such a bizarre breakdown between women wanting to break away from the concept of being a sex object, and then proceeding to write very objectifying sex. Like... I mean on a certain level I understand it--I’ve coped with my weird relationship with religion by writing a conversation between a witch and a witch hunter, but sex is... messier. Harder to really compartmentalize. And this isn’t a question of “who can and cannot write Omegaverse” so much as a question of, “Why are we writing Omegaverse to begin with? What does it say about how we view our own agency?” 

...have I just gone full Werner Herzog talking about wolf dicks?

[imyourbuddie]

Prompt idea: Buck gets sick (like a stomach bug or something) and Eddie is definitely a lot more worried than necessary haha And Buck keeps telling him he's fine and doesn't need any help but deep down he feels like shit AND he's loving all the extra attention :)

(all I could imagine is Buck buried under blankets and pillows hahahah thanks for sending in the prompt

If someone held a gun to Buck’s head, he still wouldn’t admit that he’s yucking it up a little. Okay, maybe a lot. 

Eddie’s in the kitchen, his back turned to Buck, his shoulders hunched, and he’s making some sort of noise that’s both adorable and slightly alarming. He told Buck he was going to make the special soup his abuela made whenever he got sick. That was over an hour ago. So far, Eddie has gone grocery shopping three times, and there’s been some interesting smells but no soup. 

Maybe Buck needs to come clean and let Eddie know he just caught a minor stomach bug instead of some deadly virus he’d led Eddie to believe. 

“Hey, Eddie,” Buck calls from his bundle of pillows and blankets on the couch. “Baby, I’m feeling a lot better. Why don’t we just order something? Have it delivered.”

Eddie turns and glares at Buck, then turns his attention back to whatever he’s making. Buck should be worried, after all, Eddie almost burned down the station that one time making boxed mac and cheese, but he doesn’t have the heart to tell Eddie he’s not actually that sick. Not after Eddie’s been slaving away for more than an hour. 

And maybe Buck enjoys the attention a little. It’s been a long time since he’s had someone fawn over him just because he threw up. Buck liked having Eddie bring him water and rub his back, liked having someone help him to the couch then clean up the mess. What he doesn’t like is how this stupid stomach bug has ruined any chance of Buck getting laid, but watching Eddie fuss and worry and having all that attention lavished on him is worth missing out on some hot man on man action. 

They’ll always have time to get down and dirty later. 

Something sizzles in the kitchen, followed by Eddie’s distinctive string of Spanish swear words. Buck cringes, and he considers, not for the first time, to get up and go help before Eddie blows something up or hurts himself. However, before Buck digs himself out from under the pile of blankets, Eddie comes into the living room holding a tray, and the triumphant smile on his face melts Buck’s heart. 

“Drink up,” Eddie says and lays the tray down on the coffee table. 

The rich aroma of chicken stock and ginger wafts from the bowl, and Buck peers into it to find little flower shaped pasta in a rich broth, topped with two poached eggs. 

“You poached eggs?” Buck asks incredulously. 

“Well, those two came out best,” Eddie says, and his cheeks are a shade pinker than just a second ago. “Anyway, eat. My abuela made me this soup every time I got sick and it works like a charm.”

Buck cradles the hot bowl in his blanket-padded lap and spoons some broth. He blows on it, then drinks when he’s sure the soup won’t take off a layer of skin off the roof of his mouth. The surprisingly rich broth coats his tongue and flows down his throat, spreading warmth all the way into the bottom of his empty stomach. He tries the noodles next, then cuts into a perfectly poached egg, the golden yolk blurting over his spoon. 

“Baby, this is fantastic,” Buck says around a mouthful of egg. “Thank you.”

Eddie sits down next to Buck and fusses with the blankets until Buck’s practically buried save for his hands and mouth. “There’s a lot more if you can stomach seconds.”

Buck glances at Eddie, at the crease between his brows and the way he delicately mucks with the blankets and pillows, and Buck can’t help the prickle of tears in the corners of his eyes. “Thanks, I think I will.” 

And the shy little smile on Eddie’s lips is worth Buck throwing up a hundred more times. 

(Prompt List)

#buddie #buck x eddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #Imyourbuddie prompt fill #they're both soft idiots

[muzeeeeeeeee]

OUTWARD BOUND SINGAPORE. Gonna be a lengthy one. I did it. I completed my 9 days SCC OBS course. I knew this was going to be tough but I wasn’t expecting it to be REALLY REALLY tough. It was draining me both mentally and physically.

LAND EXPEDITION. We were activated to trek around Pulau Ubin for a 4 days 3 night. This was definitely the worst part of the camp for me. We would start our days at 7am and continuesly trek for hours to complete ‘missions’ which I felt was completely unrealistic and useless! A lot of the scenarios they gave us had nothing to do with improving our leadership qualities. What made it worse was that we had to trek with a bag load of 25kg which really drained all of our energy and kept straining our backs, legs and shoulders. Ontop of that we weren’t allowed to bath for the entire 4 days. Since we were only allowed to trek in our uniform, it was really masam HAHAH. Our sweat combined with mud and sand and dust just kept making me feel really dirty. We couldn’t even dry our clothes overnight because of the morning dew hence whenver we start off our day, we had to wear back the same smelly uniform that was wet. YUCK! Our sleeping conditions were also terrible omg we slept in a basha and whenver we had to pitch it, so many grasshoppers will keep bothering us. We had to sleep in the jungle and it wasn’t peaceful at all HAHAHA because everyone is just trying to keep the bugs out and sleep. The jungles were PITCCCCCH black and we couldn’t see at all without the use of a torch light. Insects such as a HORNED BEETLE, a wasp, spiders and ofc my dear grasshopppers kept visiting me at night. We also had to be wary of wild boars coming to steal our rations. We failed a lot of missions because we couldn’t make it in time but we tried our best though. A lot of us just couldn’t take it because we felt like it was all pointless uh. Many of my group mates had blisters and abrasions (kinda thankful I didn’t have it) which made them even more annoyed and angry whenever we had to trek further. One funny incident that occurred was when we had to fight monkeys during lunch HAHA because they kept trying to take our food. The only fun missions were abseiling and building a floatable raft. Other than that, hated almost every part of the trek :/

SEA EXPEDITION. Thought it was all over after our 4 days trek. Made it back to base camp, got to shower in peace and happy to sleep on a clean concrete ground when suddenly we were activated AGAIN ALAMAK FOR A 2 DAYS SEA EX. Everyone began to panic and started packing again for another trip GREATTTT. For day 1, we had to paddle on boats around Pulau Ubin which was around 24km and continue paddling to Punggol Jetty where we will end our journey. I was abit dumb ah I ate rice in the morning so when I got on the boat, I vomited HAHAH. We paddled and paddled and it was fun at first cos yay no more trekking just out at sea. Eventually it didn’t become fun but rather painful. Our arms started to sore from constant paddling and our energy levels were really low. After paddling around ubin, we finally saw the final stretch to Punggol Jetty but a storm hit all of a sudden. IM NOT KIDDING THIS WAS LIKE A MOVIE ALL OF A SUDDEN. The waves were rocking our boats like crazy and the wind was soooo powerful that our boats were being pushed towards the shore. A white out appeared which means the rain was SOOOOOOO HEAVY to the point we couldn’t even see 5m ahead of us. Yes, i’m not exaggerating either we really couldn’t see our surroundings. All the boats had to stay close and we were fighting against the current and wind. I paddled like mad HAHAHH everyone was shouting “ 1, 2, PUSH, 1, 2, PUSH!!”. SO KECOH AHAHAH ALL PANIC ALL SCREAMING ALL PUSHING ON TO NOT HIT SHORE HAHAHAH the weather was INSANEEEE. The rain drops felt like needles and there was lightning and thunder all around us. Eventually the instructors had no choice but to step in and save us. They were so professional and quickly tied our boats to their motorboat and quickly made our way to punggol jetty. Everyone was in a rush and had to move fast. Upon reaching the shore, we quickly had to pull the boats out of the water and carry it. There were so many public eye there watching us HAHAH. They got to see SCDF boys in action fuh. They were even taking vids of us lifting the boats and stuff HAHAH then some of my friends nak step garang all. What a day. We rested at night in the cold and I was appointed as the navigator IC for the next day. Turns out it’s not the end. On day 2, WE HAD TO TRAVEL EVEN FURTHER OMGGGG 32KM🤯. When we embarked for our second day, everyone was really at their lowest so me and the other leaders really had to motivate everyone. It was my first time navigating in open waters in an area I wasn’t familiar with. Had to lead the fleet from punggol all the way to Sembawang then back to Ubin. Shag. Despite how tired we are, we surprisingly did better in terms of how fast we were paddling because we kept motivating each other and had mini races that really boosted our morals. After rowing for quite some time, it started to storm again and everyone was lowkey happy HAHHAH because the instructors had to end the journey and pull us back to camp THANK GOODNESS. On our way back halfway, the storm cleared up ALAMAK SO KENE PADDLE AGAIN because the instructors let us go. So we paddled and paddled and everyone was super lathargic. I was so tired to the point I slept while rowing and I fell off the boat HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA SUDDENLY MY CREW SHOUTED “MAN OVERBOARD MAN OVERBOARD”😂😂so funny but ya I climbed back onto the boat je. Eventually we could see ubin and we were so happy we’re gonna make it back. OUT OF NOWHERE ANOTHER STORM HIT US WHAT IN THE WORLD. We started paddling like crazy again and everyone just kept pushing and pushing but the weather was just against us. It was even worse and we were all in the blind. Our instructors received info that a giant vessel was heading in our direction also. What was supposed to be a fun ocean joy ride turned out to be a real life emergency. Again the instructors hooked us onto thier motorboat and they pulled all of us aside. Guess what happened next, a loud horn could be heard and this HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SILHOUETTE OF A SHIP appeared omg.

We watched as the ship went pass us. Imagined if we had continued paddling in that kind of weather, we would have all capsized. We reached OBS camp and again everything was so kecoh. The rain was pouring and everyone helped to pull the boats up to shore. What a day. Eventually everything will come to and end and so did my OBS camp. It was kinda sad not gonna lie because yes 90% of us hated the camp but it definitely did have lots of memorable and enjoyable incidents. I know I complained a lot at the top but we did have a lot of self thinking and reflective moments too. We would have daily night sessions with our instructors where they would tell us what we did well and what we didn’t. How could we have done things better and what are the things a leader should do. I really learnt a lot from the trip on how to be a better leader and how I would like to lead my men. Alhamdullilah I survived OBS. I skipped out on a lot of things but if I were to type them all down then nobody would be reading this hahaa. If you’ve come this far, thank you for reading. I’m back at HQ now gonna sleep. Feels good to be back on a bed heh good night!

[plawges]

ang saya magkalkal ng kajejehan dati HAHAHAH parang yuCk wTf?! pinOsT kO bA taLaGa tOh?! HAHAHAHAHA

#personal

[roslynbyboniverandstvincent]

life update my fiancé just went to look something up on my phone and i realized i had tumblr up (ie potentially like idk a fuckin edward fancam or sum shit) so i lunged at him and tried to grab it and i s2g the words that came out of my mouth were “no you’ll find out about my secret embarrassment!” like HAHAHAH YUCK who fuh-king talks like that i’m r o l l i n g anyway so he pried the info out of me and now knows i have a twilight side blog and is completely unfazed bc he thought i was trying to hide a wild kink from him gn:)

#my post #this happened like 30 mins ago #and i had to convince him that its actually the twilight sude blog that i was embarrassed abt #and that that wasnt some cover story for my secret kink #i love him #i laughed SO HARD when he tried to get me to tell him #BC IT’S SUCH A STOOPID THING TO HIDE #text post #twilight #twilight saga #twilight revival #sorry if i let the community down by hiding my side blog #twilight rennaisance #twilight shit post