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jazeswhbhaven · 3 months

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I Was Only Supposed to Drop This Off: Attack of Kings Leviathan Prologue *Spoilers*

Let me just say. Leviathan is the devs favorite, he has to fucking be because this fucking prologue was wild, no build up, no fluff like with Beel where MC went on a cute little date. NAH just side fucking swept in whatever the breeding kink this is omg („ಡωಡ„)

Btw this makes me think of that OM Levi thing I wrote about where he's going into rut on his birthday and he breeds you in his room when you're both supposed to be attending his surprise party (good shit)

Let's start off to catch you all up before I dive into this.

All the screenshots won't fit so:

Satan is pissed off because he owes Levi a favor and Levi specifically asked for MC to deliver the Anti-Pandora's Box (which I may add has some really cool lore behind it involving Satan) and he's so pissed about it that he's taking his anger out on everyone that comes across him. Even poor Leraye tried to soothe his majesty's anger by offering a teddy bear to rip up and Satan just fucking yeets his ass into the sky.

Satan is even like "I'm going to invade Hades...." like he's that pissed.

Sitri warns MC not to open the box, and also explains that Satan loves the box so much and that's why Satan is so angry.

*cough*that ain't why*cough*

So here's MC running in the palace and trying to deliver this damn box that everyone keeps telling them not to open and then after being like "Levi you can't say hello? Damn" in short of words......

Okay, so it's out of character for him to stare at MC like that it appears...

Me being like OH WHAT?

This is where MC and I differ, I because I'd just be confused on why he's stripping rn, like I'm just delivering a box-

Now see...this is where Levi would of had to choke me foreal because I would have told him to shove it up his ass don't tell me to shut up when I'm asking you a question

Oh.

Oh f u c k.

I....I was lost for words when this popped up because like...

HIS DICK IS BIGGER THAN USUAL???? WH A TI S

No MC, you aren't weird I won't judge you but yeah uh phew....because I wish they'd show what it looks like and I swear if they show us what it looks like in the Erolabs version...I'm going to scream

Ooo a smell? Now I know this must mean he's definitely going through something at the moment since we're having smells, a larger than before penis, and buckets of precum dripping on the floor or whatever fluid that is.

W a it.

Levi....

LEVIIIIIII

MOTHER FUCKING LEVIATHAN JAMES LEONARD THE THOUSANDTH

I'm in fucking shambles right now

I can't handle the amount of fullness that's happening right now

H E LP

Let me get my drink and

I'm so serious rn there was so much fucking going on and this is just the prologue I can only fucking imagine MC is about to get bred pretty much the entire story from beginning to end

and I'm damn well sure that the true reason Satan was upset is possibly NOT the box, but because he knows this is the around the time Levi is going through that and the fact he asked MC to deliver the box was possibly an excuse and he didn't really need it to begin with. And that's why he's pissed.

In my delulu SatanxLevi ship, he'd be mad because it's usually him that goes and helps Levi with that and he's always happy to help. He's mad that MC is chosen because A. He doesn't want to share MC B. That's a special time between him and Levi so he doesn't wanna share that either C. He's not being included period

I'm just gonna sit here and process this, have a snack, and recollect myself because I was thrown across the room and back with this prologue I can only imagine what the other stories are like.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb leviathan #whb spoilers #like no prep no foreplay just-#this was wild #breeding time for mc #just...fuck me

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screamsviakeyboard · 4 months

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Just watched Cyberpunk Edgerunner. Overall very good! I really enjoyed the beginning and there were lots of things I quite liked about the story, however there were a few things that lost me towards the end. Spoilers and more under the cut.

Everything post timeskip felt worse to me, but I think that's almost completely because of David's design. I understand that it's supposed to be jarring, you're supposed to see our sweet little boy juxtaposed with the hulk of chrome he's become. But I just don't like the way it looks. I felt like his head didn't fit properly onto his body and it kept taking me out.

With stories like this, I think it's important that they keep you inside them the whole time. Stuff like Lucy and David having dogshit communication isn't frustrating if you're immersed in the tragedy of it all. David accelerating towards cyberpsychosis in his pursuit of Lucy's dream works if you don't step back and wonder why he doesn't do things in a slightly more sustainable way and get them both to the moon in, like, a decade. These aren't unbelievable decisions for the characters, and they work thematically, but if you get uninvested then they stick out and become negatives, to me at least.

That being said, I was adjusting to it all. Then they made David's design even worse. The exosuit(skeleton? idr) just... does nothing for me. It's kind of undefined, it's not posable enough to have any good hand to hand or gunplay scenes, both of which are areas where the show shined before. It compensates for this with the gravity stuff, which is a very cool effect, but can't recapture what makes everything else so dynamic.

It just falls flat for me, which is a shame because everything involving the cyberpsychosis and David's mind is really good! It's so good I honestly could forgive the design his head and oversized torso were stuck on. If it weren't for Adam Smasher.

There's nothing wrong with Adam Smasher as a character or an entity, because there's basically nothing there. He gets mentioned once, if you're already familiar with Cyberpunk you know a bit, and then he shows up and kills David. And that sucks.

It sucks mostly because David doesn't even get a good hit in. I know he "wins" because Lucy gets to the moon, but he and Rebecca die and Adam just goes "huh, that was actually pretty fun," without a scratch. It's incredibly unsatisfying!

And I get that's the point. The series is about the overwhelming cruelty of the world of Cyberpunk. It beats you down, it kills your friends, it's too controlled to let you be free and too chaotic to let you feel safe, and all you can do--the best you can hope for--is to die in a way that'll inconvenience the monsters responsible. And maybe, if you're lucky, if you're Special, you save one person. They get to feel the sun on the moon. Without you.

It's a good tragedy, but the flaw that gets me is the unbeatable strength of the corpos feels unearned, and I think it's because of the exosuit. Up until then Maxtec is set up as this completely terrifying, basically unbeatable force. The series opens with a cyberpsycho who is better trained, better armed, and better augmented than the main character getting killed by them. Then the mc gets one part of that dude's arsenal and is immediately able to do all this wild shit. It instantly establishes just how strong maxtec is. No matter how good Maine and the rest are, no matter how good David is, there are things that are unfuckable with in this world that they need to be scared of.

But then David gets the exosuit and he destroys a whole fleet of corpos and three Maxtec helicopters. The ceiling gets blown clean off the setting. He's unstoppable now.

Except he isn't. Adam Smasher stops him like it's nothing. And the setting does treat AS with the respect this ability deserves, but it doesn't show us that until he's killing David.

And their fight... isn't even really a fight. David wants to save Lucy and kill Farady. He gets distracted and gets shot, accomplishes those things and gets blown out of the building, he stops Adam once with the gravity thing and then gets torn to shreds. David is so unfocused on Adam that there isn't enough resistance for his feats to be impressive. In my opinion, the whole confrontation winds up feeling unsatisfying.

And it's a shame, because I think that if they had actually been able to fight it would have worked much better. As is, David loses so quickly that I had a hard time really processing that he was losing, and then I had to go "oh, I guess it's over." Ironically, if David had been able to resist getting literally dismantled, I think it would have made Adam seem more threatening.

Alright and, uh, so I was rewriting how I'd have liked the scene to go and I wound up just doing fanfic. So I'm including that in a reblog.

Anyways, just wanna say I still think it was a good show.

#cyberpunk edgerunners #cp edgerunners #screamsanalysis

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equizona · 3 years

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(hc request !!) how would the obey me brothers react to mc/reader being part puppy? having the ears and tail, the personality of one :)

Note: I was unsure if you meant they always had it like that or if some kind of spell made it like that, so I kinda just went with it being like that constant? And uhm— What does a puppy act like? 😭😭😭😭😭

Fandom(s): Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Character(s): Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor.

Reader: They/Them/Gender-neutral

Scenario: Brothers with a s/o who has puppy behavior and dog ears/tail.

Warning(s): Bad writing—

→Lucifer

Lucifer thinks he made a mistake because he was supposed to pick a human— Diavolo doesn't seem to mind though, so he doesn't care.

You're actually quite well behaved as long as he praises you, it's the first thing he notices. He's happy he can keep you in check, but he also doesn't like the fact that you'll also go along with the schemes of his brothers as well.

He actually appreciated the fact he can read what mood you're in based on your ears and tail, it makes his life easier.

(The exchange students all have to be happy and healthy for this to be a success, and he can't fail Diavolo can he?)

After you start dating he'll only appreciate how easy it is to read your mood more. He's not great with emotions, so knowing now you feel quite easy makes him feel better.

He doesn't understand how you don't fare about being open with your emotions like that though. He finds it annoying. It's why he isn't in his demon form often, since his wings give away how he feels and he hates it.

→Mammon

Mammon is really good with dogs, so he's certainly going to be great with you.

He was really confused at first when he saw your ears and tail, but he grew used to it really quickly, so it wasn't bad.

He can not fight against your puppy eyes for the life of him, so if you want something just give him your best puppy eyes. He caves in every time.

He's 100% the type to give you treats and try to train you even if you aren't 100% dog—

Might sell pictures of you for money I'm sorry—

He isn't great at giving compliments, but any physical attention you want he's more than happy to give.

The fact you get sad when he leaves actually makes him feel nice because then he isn't the only one scared to leave—

→Leviathan

My mind is really empty with Leviathan on this ask, I admit—

I think he'd immediately get envious of you? He doesn't have a cool feature like that! Why do you get to be special like that? It's not fair!

After spending some time with you though? He'll love you immediately—

You don't mind sitting there and listening to his ranting, and you actually listen to him!

He won't go out of his room, but since you are very energetic you both can't stay together since he never moves and you're always moving. He treasures the time the both of you spend together though, and he gets very envious that other people get to spend so much time with you and he doesn't.

He might actually leave his room just to spend time with you—

He's another one that really likes it when you get sad if you both have to say goodbye? He's just happy that you'll miss him, since he doesn't think a lot of people would, not with a yucky otaku such as him—

→Satan

A dog, really? Why couldn't you have been a cat? Cats would have been way better.

He doesn't like you much, and if you want to build a relationship with him it's going to take a lot of time, since he doesn't like dogs much and he doesn't want you to scare any cats he has off.

He'll only be open to talking with you more than the bare minimum after you get a pact with him, but even that it will take a lot of effort.

He'll eventually balance his cat time and start hanging out its you as well.

Honestly, he kind of finds your energy nice. And he likes how easy it is to get you to go against Lucifer.

It's a nice feeling to watch you grow sad whenever he has to go, even if he knows he shouldn't enjoy watching you be sad.

It's just nice knowing there is someone who loves, and misses him, ya'know?

He'll sneak you different snacks from the kitchen whenever you get grounded for pranking Lucifer on his behalf.

→Asmodeus

"Ahh, you're so cute!"

He thinks you're adorable, though not even anywhere near as adorable as him.

You're his new dress up doll. He loves putting you in cute outfits that match him and posing.

He loves your energy, and he's living for your vibe. You both probably become friends fast.

He'll drag you to parties with him all the time, and people love your energy as well! The two of you quickly become popular as a duo.

He actually gets really attached pretty quickly.

Greetings and goodbyes are always super dramatic between the two of you, and the rest of his brothers are sick of it.

→Beelzebub

Beelzebub himself is practically a puppy– No, that's not up for debate. I do make the rules, and that's how it is.

He finds you really adorable, so he'll grow attached easily. He's also great with puppies, even better than Mammon.

"Puppies likes snacks, right?"

That's his only mindset. He gives you different 'treats' all the time and his brothers are concerned because why is the avatar of gluttony sharing his food with a human?

If you two start dating that only gets worse— Well, you won't say no to free food!

The brothers won't admit it, —Other than Asmodeus— but they find the two of you absolutely adorable! You're like two puppies together and it's amazing.

→Belphegor

He's going to hate you at first. You're so energetic and he hates it. Also, are you trying to copy Beelzebub? Absolutely not!

He'll grow used to you, and after the accident he'll feel even worse, so even if your energy drains him he'll try and hang out with you.

He'll eventually grow fond of you, and he's happy to have you there. He can't match your energy, but if you can carry him he'll let you drag him along.

He's the only person you get to nap with, that's the rule. No exceptions.

Since he can read how you feel based on your ears/tail, he'll get in a bad mood if you get scared around him. If you don't get scared he'll also get annoyed, but more of a 'sad annoyed' than anything.

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