do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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creature from under the couch
leaving an open tag!
fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go
happy worm creation my friends
tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice
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imagine kin Jesus Christ ahahah that’s so stupid right guys???? 😅😅😅😅🙂🙁
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An autopsy report of a superstar
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comment under a song on youtube
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alien cats 💚‼️
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I am not immune to making creatures
Extra bits about them:
They’re most often malevolent and tricksters
They aren’t capable of much magic feats besides what’s been listed
They communicate telepathically
Once they lose their mirror, they transform into mortal centipedes
They’re very diverse in shape and color, for example:
Horns overgrown into antlers
Round or oval shaped mirrors
Large amounts of hair vs very little amounts
Splotches of color
Blank antennae vs fluffy
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Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park
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is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription
will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe
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Seek salamanders out in the vernal pools of new england on humid days
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Behold the lumpfish. Very beautiful. Very powerful.
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Using the bathroom in general is a human right and should be enshrined as such and I'm not joking. Too many groups of people are denied bathroom breaks or the use of bathrooms entirely--disabled people, blue-collar workers, children, homeless people, prisoners, students, the elderly. I'm surely missing other groups. Not using the bathroom when needed can cause serious, long-term damage, not to mention death. Free, clean, accessible bathrooms should be available everywhere. It's fucking cruel to deny someone the use of the bathroom, regardless of the reasoning. I'd rather every student in the world goof off and every homeless person make a mess and every worker "steal company time" than let one person suffer because they're denied the right to fucking pee in peace.
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