#you’ve broken me!!!!!!

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, one day on Tiktok: Hey Steve, remember when you said you’d leave me for Sigourney Weaver?

Steve, who is not even in the same room as Eddie: That’s not what I said!

Eddie, laughing to himself before shouting back: You said she’s hotter than me

Steve, coming into the room: You guys are hot in different ways. You’re hot in an Eddie kind of way and she’s hot because she’s badass

Eddie: Ouch

Steve: She fought an alien.

Eddie: I fought an alien, Kind of!

Steve: And you lost. You very clearly lost, Eddie

Eddie:

Steve: I think you have better hair

Eddie: Damn straight

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#Steve is like ‘you have kind eyes’ ‘I like your tattoos’ ‘you get so excited about stuff and it lights up your entire face like no one else’ #and so on and so on and Eddie who takes compliments like a broken vending machine is red in the face like ‘you’ve made your point you like #me. please stop’ #eddie munson #steve harrington #eddie munson tiktok saga

[deus-ex-mona]

flashtag ✨ignored✨

#funniest scene hands d o w n get ignored haruki #yakimochi no kotae prologue was comedy gold i loved almost every moment of it #i forgive them for not having a mochiaka focus anime bc lord knows they’d have been butchered to the point of no return #mochiaka are truly the cutest couple in gen 1. bonus for both of them being very cute in their own rights #akarin is very conventional cute and mochita is the awkward cute type aaaaaaa they’re both so cute!!!!!! #akarin taking notice of mochita at the entrance ceremony got me auauauauuaaaaaaa #and the way mochita’s naturally yet awkwardly kind!!!! auuuuyuuahdhdufhhdd #the train scene!!! a nd his reaction to the misunderstanding that akarin had feelings for haruki!!!!!! #‘yes my heart’s broken rn bc my crush likes someone else b u t she’s hurting from what happened earlier so i gotta cheer her up!!!!’ #he’s so. aaaaaaaaa congrats akarin you’ve landed a truly nice guy #i want them to be happy forever. shinumade darling fr #the enomoto-setogucci scenes were funny too though #hina going ‘yeah kotaro’s never getting a gf lol’ w ell guess who’s laughing now enomoto hina— #yakimochi no kotae prologue was truly life changing. i should’ve read it sooner

[ardentpoop]

they literally had no clue what a special and one-of-a-kind character they had on their hands

leagues above the rest of this show’s characters in terms of emotional depth

#not to sound like a broken record but the fact that the writers treated him like shit adds a layer to his narrative #like if he wasn’t saddled with his particular role within the restrictions of his particular universe I wonder whether he would’ve spoken #to as many sad freaks like me as he did #if he wasn’t written thru a misogynistic lens for a misogynistic audience his story may have been significantly less tragic #if he wasn’t in a story that viewed mental illness and addiction as moral failures. #if he wasn’t in a story that ultimately believed in Us vs Them and in the inherent Rightness of the nuclear family #if he wasn’t in a story that handwaved and made excuses for the abuse he suffered at the hands of his loved ones bc it was #merely a consequence of him straying from the Mission #thee singular male character that I’ll tell you is a woman and mean it in the sense that you CANNOT engage meaningfully with him without #acknowledging that his central conflicts and his defining traits and the way the fandom at large treats him are all tied up in #traditional expectations for female characters #he’s relatable if you’re a misunderstood woman and if you’re queer and if you’re a 2nd gen american #if you’ve felt lonely your whole life and if you feel like you never fit anywhere #an actually perfect character to me few others can compare #tag vomit

[violentdelightsandviolentends]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, but just a gentle reminder -

if you ask me to tag you in something, please interact with it!! likes are lovely, but reblogs are crucial. comments do make me smile though <3

and I mean a follow wouldn’t hurt so you definitely don’t miss the updates but 😌

#sorry to sound like a broken record #but it’s a bit shitty for a writer when you ask me to tag you in something and then either don’t respond or just like it and leave #girl I worked hard on this and you’ve asked to be tagged… help me out here #so many of you do reblog though and it means the world <3 #and comments always make my day <3 #thanks babies I love you so much #fandom spaces are dying and becoming too passive… changes need to be made

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

https://www.tumblr.com/owwllly/742785430735437824/softgirlgonehaywire-staryukis-dollsuguru?source=share

Ah, but why do I feel as though as though merman!Suguru would work just so well in your style?

AAA ANON YOU’RE SO SWEET 😭😭😭 ….. i’d love to write a merman!sugu fic one day i just have no clue what the plot would be……. i do think sugu is super the little mermaid coded though. an angsty fic where he turns into seafoam at the end might be fun….. but i also want him to be happy :’3 maybe something fluffy with a reader who’s afraid of water….? and sugu teaches them how to swim….. I PROMISE I CAN SWIM IDK WHY THAT CONCEPT WAS THE FIRST TO POP INTO MY HEAD but i like it….. i think it’s cute…..

anon this definitely put an idea into my brain pshdps TYSM !! another sugu wip to add to my never-ending list :’3……

#IM VERY HAPPY THAT U THOUGHT OF ME <333 if i ever write the fic i hope itll live up to ur kind words :’3 #wishing u a lovely day or night anon !! mwah mwah #merman!sugu my beloved he’s soooo sexy #i can swim ok i promise but i am in fact a little scaredy cat … i like looking at the ocean but not being In It #ohhh to run into merman!sugu in the morning while looking for seashells by the beach…. #to let him coax you into the water just to get you used to it bc he wants to show you how healing it can feel….. #to grow closer to him….. to love him….. to have him find all the prettiest seashells for you at the bottom of the ocean #but he claims they’re not nearly as stunning as your eyes….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 HHHHH ARI BRAIN GOING INTO OVERDRIVE #anon you’ve broken me #i just feel like he’s such a romantic T_T my baby #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[cherryjuiceblues]

Mbrry tickling y/n to make her clench and making himself cum without making her cum as a punishment

WOOF WOOF WOOF 😣

why would u say this 😠 yes. very much yes. i agree. he loves tickling her 🤕 and like………. he’s just grinding through her c*nt 🤕 all wet and messy. and c*ming all over her tummy 😣 this is. yeah. 😞😵‍💫

#sorry you’ve broken me #WAAAAAAAA #anon #mutually beneficial #concept

[melonnade]

FUYUMI TODOROKI.

#web weave #web weaving #fuyumi todoroki #mha #todoroki family #I just realized how much I like making these #it’s very fun #fuyumi as a character just makes me feel so many things. I love her. #imagine living in a broken family and having to grow up young to take care of your younger siblings #because your dad’s abusive and your mom’s in a mental hospital and there’s no one else. #and even after all that. growing up and choosing to continue taking care of children #your father apologizes and you’re not entirely sure you forgive him but you have to force yourself to #because one brother’s dead and the other two are drifting further away each day and all you’ve ever really wanted was a happy stable family #there’s a quiet sort of strength to that I think. fuyumi doesn’t get talked about enough. #long post #sorry

[alibraryofsoulsandstars]

You know you’re down bad when the Titanic soundtrack comes on and all you can think of is These Violent Delights (Have Violent Ends) by @imdamagecontrol and suddenly you’re doing the most to not start sobbing at work

#Syd is so talented #but also look what you’ve done to me #I’m broken don’t talk to me #titanic au #marauders #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #wolfstar #black brothers #damage control #ao3 fanfic #time for a reread #wish me luck

[doublel27]

Wen you messy bench.

#moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken ep 4 #y’all could just tell people you’ve broken up #what is up with the creepy music with Alan #is it supposed to make me dislike firsts pretty sad face #it’s not working

[elfgremlin]

ppl who call customer service lines and accuse the employee who picked up of being the one responsible for ur problem, there’s a special place in hell for you

#txt #i had a guy accuse me of fraud and charging him inappropriately for his membership #then he was like how can i trust you? you’ve broken my trust why should i give u my info #i was like. sir. i’m trying to help u. u called the general line not a specific location line. give me the fucking info #then he sat there yapping at me accusing me of stuff #i just sat here browsing my phone until he got quiet lmao

[lad-boyo]

.

#ok so DONT listen to a breakup album about London in public if you’ve broken up with London #someone is going to call emergency services for person (me) standing at a cliff and crying while walking her dog lmao

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s running concurrent to my headcanon that. well. the universe is so lacking in constants for the doctor, and if it’s after he’s experienced the loss of a companion, he’s not going to go have tea with someone else he once travelled with and had to leave behind.

it just makes sense to me, that he’d go seek out the master. especially if he’s barely restraining himself from making bad choices about breaking fixed points in time and causing paradoxes. and he’s right there, playing harold saxon for the world to see, and he’s right. there. the doctor can just go and see him whenever he wants.

#im talking around this being the result of amy and rory dying alsjdkfjks but yeah. yeah that would push him to this. #the master is. its complicated. but he’s someone the doctor can rely on to be. to be the master. which is to say: awful. and familiar. #and the master is someone he can hurt. someone who it feels safe to hurt because that’s what they do. #it makes sense to me that he’d go looking for him just to be the biggest nuisance he can be. #barely upright sitting on the master’s desk. he has to choose to be drunk and oh boy is he choosing. #insulting everything he can think of from the master’s world domination plans to his terrible generic office decor. #breaks down into a giggle fit about the master being blonde (which he keeps trying to explain and failing to and that just leaves the master #annoyed and confused.) #and the thing is is like. this is Extremely concerning behavior from the guy you’ve basically chosen to revolve your life around opposing #and fucking with. i dont think the master would comfort him. especially if he knew the doctor was this broken up about human companions. #but i also dont think he would kick the doctor out. #talk with him under the excuse of gettingn foreknowledhe to change his plans and secure his victory (which he doesn’t end up doing. come on. #and attribute his victory to the doctor’s own help? however inadvertent? humiliating.) #eleven is equal parts angry and morose and clearly trying to bounce away from feeling both of those too deeply by going back to telling the #master that his dye job was shit (again. not something that makes any sense yet. but give it a year and a public restroom and the master #will be cursing him under his breath.) #weird little guys. weird bonding for them. i think the doctor should pass out in the masters office and the master puts him back in his #tardis and programs it to fly him somewhere far far away in time and space. #saying good riddance to himself. he could have made it fly into the sun or something. (or tried. doubt the tardis would let him.) #but he didnt. #anyway give it amonth or teo and im sure twelve and thirteen also have traumatic expeirence that could lead to them commandeering the #master’s office again. a man just wants to take over the world and his office is filled with drunk sad doctors. and now they’re also sad #because of future hims. really. its a mess.

[eye-of-yelough]

TEHEHEHEEEEE ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER…

#okay. aeryn trusts mr warlock (need to think of a name. im think Zhander for some reason) and mr warlock sells him #haven’t figured out the details of who to and what happens to aeryn yet but i do know this. #is tied to how he meets The Real Gortash. cos at this point they’ve met but i think aeryn blew him off and gort wasn’t having that. #so. he does some digging on him. finds out about mr warlock. captures him. tortures him. breaks him. #corners aeryn in an alley. ‘you’ve been ignoring me and i can’t have that. we can - we WILL. be brilliant together. #and to demonstrate my goodwill. here is the fuckhead who threw you away like you were nothing. i have broken him. for you. #do whatever you want with him anything at all. cant you see? i am so much better.’ #oh and karlach is there also he’s the one dragging mr warlock on a leash. because i love pain. #it’s their only interaction and they don’t even look directly at each other but it’s Significant. #why is gort’s ‘love’ language with aeryn gifting him slaves #anyway i LOVE this i’m chewing on it i wanna write it so bad. #your daily dose of idiocy #oc aeryn #aeryn and gortash

[fuckmesaitama]

https://i.imgur.com/oJREcVH.jpg

Oh… oh gosh… Oh my gosh…

What

WHAT

WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

YESS!!!!!!!! OH FUCK YES!!!!!! FOR YOU, HELL YEAH SAI I AM!!!!!!!! 😳🥵🥵🥵

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT, KIND STRANGER!!!!!!!! 🫣😵😵😵😵

I CANT I CANT I CANT YGJHGJHTSSFGFHGJKLYJHKSAERAGFSIYINOHK

GIMME CPR BEFORE I START CLAWING AT MY THROAT!!!!!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!!! I’LL TREASURE THIS FOREVER!!!!!!!!

#opm #saitama #THIS IS SO SINFUL #IM OFFENDED #LOOK AT DEM CHEEKS #You’ve broken me #BUT THANK YOUUUUUU #anonymous #asks

[buck-yyyy]

no because it’s been a day and i’m still not over it. how the fuck did i tell my parents “hey, i used to starve myself, and while i don’t do that anymore i have no appetite and am actively losing weight, please help” and have them respond with “WE SHOULD TRY EXERCISE AND EATING BETTER. CUT OUT JUNK FOOD!” like what the actual fuck is wrong with them actually CUTTING SHIT OUT WAS THE PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH YOU FUCKS

#anyways now they’ve moved on to thinking that i’m perfectly fine and that everyone who’s worried about me is worried for nothing #because god forbid their child be fucked up and broken #jesus #‘i think people just don’t understand that you’ve always been very small and your family small’ THE WEIGHT LOSS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM EXCEPT #FOR THE FACT THAT IT’S VERY CLEARLY HAPPENED DUE TO A LITERAL FUCKING EATING DISORDER WHAT THE SHIT #ahem. anyways #tw ed #tw vent

[pastel-rights]

Sweet prince(ss) this, belladonna that, miss journalist here, my beloved there… do you even KNOW my name???

#( do you even know it. ) #( you seem like the type of guy who’d take me to Starbucks and have me use my name for the drink order because you didn’t know it beforehand #and couldn’t be bothered to ask. ) #( we’ll be seven years into our relationship and you still wouldn’t know my name. huh. bastard. ) #( belladonna me one more time I dare you!!!!!! ) #( say my name!!! say it!!!! say!!!!! it!!!! right now!!!! prove me wrong!!!!!!! ) #( but we both know you won’t. because you can’t say my name because you don’t know it for a DAMN. ) #( throwing my hands into the air. tossing them even. ) #( and then you have the audacity to beg me not to leave you!!! and that you’re scared of being left alone!!!! ) #( alone in all encompassing darkness. in chains. shackles. as you’re bound to a life as a flower shrouded in darkness who’s only option is #to wither and to rot away until you become nothing more than a hollowed #and empty shell of the man you once were because someone else wrote a story in which you could never win. and you’ve lost your mind to #the madness that lies around every corner. and you’ll always be beaten up and broken down. dissected and torn apart. your mind broken. your #soul abused and your life torn to pieces like paper in the shredder. ) #( and you shall never be able to love for your love has been twisted beyond repair and the only love you can give is the mercy of death for #loving you is akin to loving the grim reaper as he takes you away by your hand to a distant place unseen by man. ) #( BUT EVEN THE GRIM REAPER WOULD KNOW MY NAME SO……. WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE. /j /lh )