#mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

merman suguru crawling on land, y/n lives a small distance from the beach overlooking the sea and every evening suguru flops his way to the doorstep despite y/n telling him to stop doing that

PHDJDBHDHFHDHCH ANONNNN YOU LITTLE GENIUS????????? THIS IS SO GOOD I’M WEEPING (i’m sneakily writing this down in my outline of the fic)… it’s so him 😭😭😭😭 imagine seeing a whole hunk of a man flopping around on the concrete…. cradling a bunch of treasures for you……… he’s perfect actually <333 this is his energy

#i can also imagine him rolling his eyes when you tell him to stop doing it he’s like. do u want ur gifts or not ?? 🤨🤨 #“suguru i don’t think you should risk it i can just walk down to the beach and meet you there instead —“ #“don’t tell me how to live my life. ^-^ (hands you yet another seashell)” LIKE ???? tell me u see the vision 😭😭 #he’s suchhh a little shit but also so sweet #anons u guys have made me fall in love with him i hope ure happy 😭😭😭 i will never know peace #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Merman Suguru needs his arms to crawl. When unburdened, he's actually fairly mobile on land and can drag himself the 50 feet or so to Y/N's house with not that much trouble. He can stay out of water for at least a couple hours, and he has the mobility (and gracefulness) comparable to a seal on land.

Problem is, when he's carrying a bunch of treasures and seashells and maybe a fish as a snack over to Y/N. With his arms full, he can hardly move and is basically reduced to trying to push the heap of gifts forward with both arms while squirming and pushing with his tail behind him. He doesn't get very far.

Y/N hears the commotion and runs outside to see him exhausted and annoyed. He's not leaving any of his stuff, dammit! Y/N suggests he carry a backpack or something next time to keep his arms free.

Mer Suguru has no idea what a backpack is.

😭😭😭😭 ANON I LOVE THIS MAN SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS HAVE MADE ME OBSESSED THIS IS SO??????? this is canon mer!sugu to me he’s so stubborn and annoying but also suchhh a sweetheart…. the fish snacks 😭😭 i’m just imagining him leaving raw fish at your doorstep the way cats do with mice LMAOO ……

no but anon do you realize how ADORABLE this is he’s just trying soooo hard to carry his gifts… struggling to flop his tail…… T_T…. HE’S THE CUTESTTTT i can imagine him being so embarrassed when reader sees but also refusing their help bc who do you think he is??? ”he’s not leaving any of his stuff, dammit!” LITERALLY THIS….

and just… the mental image of mer!sugu w a backpack………. 😭😭😭😭 yeah. i fear he has bewitched me

#my anons working together to force me into writing another suguru fic LMAOO #its too tempting ….. #im alr in the process of writing the outline for it 😭😭😭 he’s just the most endearing guy ever?? #like he’s sooo gorgeous so powerful and dangerous but he’s also such a little loser and that’s PEAK sugu to me <333 #anon tysm for this delightful little ask ily 🫂🫂🫂 #imagine having to explain to ur neighbours why ur doorstep is always covered in raw salmon 💀💀 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I imagine that merman suguru is fairly able to crawl and flop on land but he's usually more capable on smooth tile inside y/n's house, the grass of y/n's yard (though a bit ticklish) and of course the sandy beaches that he always surfaces onto.

pavement is rough and hard and difficult for him though. the first time he attempts to cross the street to explore what's on the other side he ends up scraping up his elbows and scratching his tail and losing a few scales in the process 😭😭😭 fortunately y/n finds him and hauls his fish butt back into the tub and for the next couple of days treats and bandages his cuts while lecturing him on being reckless on land and hurting himself 😂😭

😭😭😭😭 NOOO POOR BABY…. i have nothing to add anon this is perfect he’s so so cute… and a bit of a dummy……. sooo stubborn too. gets all grumpy when reader lectures him bc he’s kind of embarrassed that they caught him in such a sorry state 💔💔 so he shifts the blame onto humans for not making more comfortable roads PHDKFK he’s sillyyyyyy <33

ok but imagine reader picking his scales up and making a lil necklace out of them to wear :33 i think he’d get kinda flustered… bc they’re carrying a piece of him with them…… yeahhhh he’s a sap no matter the au i fear

#mer!sugu our love #our little seal man #i think he enjoys flopping around bc it’s good upper body exercise <33 let it be known that this man is Ripped #i need to bite his biceps #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Merman Suguru lives in an aquarium with Y/N as his caretaker.

😭😭😭 ANON DO U REALLY WANNA CAPTURE THIS MAN?????????? HE SHOULD BE IN THE WATER SPLASHING AROUND I REFUSE TO SUBJECT HIM TO THE HORRORS OF CAPITALISM this is a cute concept though BUT WE CAN’T DO THAT TO HIM ANON :((((((( he should be a free little fish. eating salmon every day.

……… would that technically be considered cannibalism??? i feel like no but …????? maybe??? mermaids are evil as hell though i feel like they eat humans too SUGU WOULD NEVER but hm…

#imagine being a mermaid and getting cancelled for eating fish #thats crazy #could never be me i eat smoked salmon so often my body’s started experiencing pavlovian reactions whenever its on sale at my local store #NO BUT ANON THIS IS SWEET it’s just too sad to me 😭😭😭 like wdymmm they caged my little fishy :((….. #okay but good ending: reader helps him escape <33 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

mer!sugu watching you transfer a bug to a leaf so it wouldn't drown in the waves of sea water, just thinking about how you're too sweet for this world. too nice, too sweet, too eager to help others, even to the smallest of creatures you find by the beach. he can't help but feel irritated.

not at you.

never you.

but your tendency to pick up strays like suguru doomed it all from the start. he couldn't help but fall in love when you helped him and chose to stay. he couldn't help but fall deeper in love every time your eyebrows furrow with worry when he's even the slightest bit hurt. or every time you smile when he seemed content.

it feels so good to be happy, but christ it hurts to think that he'll always outlive you. he'll always live with the fact that he'll inevitably lose you someday.

so whether he leaves or he stays, it'll hurt anyway. no matter how sweet your love is, and how tender the moments you spend with one another are.

he hates that.

[got the thought from rafayel [love and deepspace] my other pretty purple fish man ...i couldn't resist with the angst my bad-]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ANONNNNNNN ……..

when i saw this in my inbox i kinda had to take a breather … i have no idea what i did to deserve such talented anons ??? like genuinely ???? everyday i wake up and one of u dropped the most heartwrenching beautiful concepts i’ve ever read and then i’m just expected to continue on w my day like nothing happened smh ……..

AAAA JUST . this concept !!!! T_T anon!!!!! it’s so dear to me and def in line for what i think the main theme of this au is which is just … kindness? the meaning of little everyday acts of mercy??? and u just described it so so well i can’t handle it…. reader being so kind and happy to take in strays, even at their own detriment…. mer!sugu who can’t help but be charmed by it even though he thinks you should be a little more selfish :((… and the emphasis that he could never be angry at you, he’s just angry at the world and your circumstances…..

“your tendency to pick up strays like suguru doomed it all from the start” anon the way you phrased this is turning my heart to mush :((((( he can’t help but fall for you and that dooms you both. sob.

it feels so good to be happy, but christ it hurts to think that he'll always outlive you. he'll always live with the fact that he'll inevitably lose you someday. so whether he leaves or he stays, it'll hurt anyway. no matter how sweet your love is, and how tender the moments you spend with one another are. he hates that.

and don’t even get me started on this 😔😔 this aspect of their dynamic makes me so sad bc i don’t think reader ever thinks about it (or even knows that merfolk live way longer), but suguru does and it’s just this bittersweetness that he keeps to himself… that makes his chest hurt more than he’d prefer…. sighhh. T—T the thought of mer!sugu loving you forever and cherishing your memory even after you’ve passed makes me so sad….. but it’s also such a beautiful aspect of this au :’3 he won’t always have you with him which only makes those tiny moments of kindness and happiness between you more important!!

so i think deep down he’s really glad that you’re you, even when he has to share a home with all the abandoned kittens you brought back <3333

#anon this ask was written so beautifully im SO sorry i let it drown in my drafts :’3 #like it made me completely insane #gave me so much inspo for this au too!! #hhh i love them so bad T_T mer!sugu and his kind little reader….. i think he’s so protective of u :((( #doesn’t want anyone to take advantage of ur kindness…. even if he teases u for it a bit #i love him so bad #ty for the good food anon <33 here is a fresh fish from mer!sugu to u 🐟 eat up !! #i cooked it for u 🍣🍣 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I'm just imagining different ways Y/N tries to keep Mer! Suguru at their house. Outdoor pond? He complains it's too cold outdoors at night. Inflatable kiddy pool? Works for a while until he pops it. Aquarium? He wants a really big one.

Y/N eventually decides he's better off in the ocean and that they'll just visit him every day. Sometimes, he visits them instead and waits on the doorstep, lying on his stomach and flapping his tail impatiently.

combining these asks bc they’re so similar but GODDDDDD THESE ARE ALL SO CUTE???? I GENUINELY CRIED READING THEM LIKE 😭😭😭 he’s literally so SO charming he’s such a spoiled little loserboy…….. HE WANTS A BIG AQUARIUMMMMMM TELL ME WHY THAT’S SO ADORABLE TO ME my little fishy will get whatever he wants <333 nothing less for my princess <33333 and gosh… him waiting on your doorstep impatiently….. 😭😭 flapping his tail….. i would fall in love with him i fear.

AND HIM EXPLORING THE HOUSE????? reader just gets home and INSTANTLY slips on the floor bc he’s been flopping around everywhere 😭😭 and now he’s just lying on their bedroom floor asleep…. bc it felt so cool and nice against his cheek…… he’s so silly <3333 and i agree sm anon the flopping…… really is so fucking funny and cute isn’t it 😭😭😭 he really is like a pretty little seal…… and i love the idea of reader making all these assumptions based on movies they’ve watched while sugu is like 🤨🤨 pls keep your prejudice to yourself. THEY’RE SOO FUNNY TO ME

#i hope u all know that im using this as material for the fic LMAO #i have so many ideas for scenes and dialogue 😭😭😭 #HE’S SOOOO FUCKING CUTE him and his floppy tail……. he’s sooo intimidating and graceful in the water #but when he’s on land he’s your little seal <33 a lil awkward <333 sooo curious and eager to explore… #sighhhh i love him i do 😔😔😔 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Lmfaooo I know I already yapped my way into ur inbox earlier but. Sighhhh aroace reader has been on my mind again and I’m literally screaming clutching my torso rolling around on the floor crying thinking about it no joke <///333

I think that aroace reader + stsg comes with SO much comedic potential I physically cannot 😭😭 especially with reader who’s pretty much romance averse with satosugu (secretly) being their exception… like maybe shoko and utahime end up talking about their love lives and ask reader about THEIR love life and reader just deadpans “oh I don’t do romance. Doesn’t interest me” and satosugu (particular toru) are just like “….🙁ok but but but but but but-“ LMFAOO BUT THIS ALSO WORKS WITH READER WHOS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF HOW STSG FEEL ABOUT THEM DESPITE IT BEING OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE ELSE???? imagine being with them out in public, being all affectionate n shit and then a cashier asks “oh are you guys dating? :)” and before either of them can get a word in ur just like “oh no, we’re just close friends haha!!! I know it looks like we do but none of us having feelings for each other at all haha!!!!” And they just look so fucking dejected like satorus shoulders slump and he puts on such a babyish pout…… and sugus just nodding and smiling along (he’s trying not to start screaming and crying on the floor) or maybe someone comes up to you and asks for your number before noticing suguru with his arm wrapped around your waist and satoru who’s got his arm around your shoulders and is looking at you like you hung the stars with your bare hands n the person is like “oh sorry I didn’t notice you guys are dating!!!” But reader is just like “huh?? No we’re not dating u can have my number!!” LMFAOOO I CAN SEE SATORU PULLING THIS FACE

They’re so funny I actually cannotttt 😭😭😭 another thing that’s been on my mind is that if sugu didn’t leave and stsg + reader sorted out their feelings for each other, they could all be teen parents to little Megumi ☹️☹️ satoru gets some money from his rich aah family (cause no way they aren’t rich cmon he was spoiled as a kid) and buys a nice apartment for you all, maybe somewhere by the sea… firm believer that suguru is the mother of all time like. He absolutely makes pancakes with syrup and blueberries and whatever else for u all in the morning……. U guys wake up early in the morning sometimes when it’s still a little dark with Megumi in his tiny little raincoat and take him out for walks by the beach….. collecting pretty rocks and seashells….. megumis dogs swimming in the ocean and satoru skipping stones while sugu reminds him not to go too close incase the tide comes in unexpectedly and he gets his shoes soaked…… I gotta stop myself now or else I’ll go on the lengthiest sugu rant you’ve ever seen but. You get the idea. Sugu being a caretaker mommy for one actual baby and one baby that’s actually a tall pouty bastard that’s so insufferably charming <//333 and you ofc!!! (His favourite baby) (joke he adores you all equally) (even if he lovingly pretends satoru is his least favourite)

HAAHHAAAAA I SERIOUSLY CANT STOP THINKING AB THEM I NEED HELP 😭😭😭 AS ALWAYS I HOPE UR DOING ALRIGHT N TAKING CARE OF URSELF!!! AND ARIIIII the merman sugu asks you’ve been getting have actually been making me laugh my ass off everytimeeeee 😭😭 sugu flopping around like a seal and hating all humans except reader is so fucking funny to me like he’s just straight up dissing the human race but just looks you dead in the eyes and says “but you’re one of the good ones” GOODBYEEEEE 💀💀💀 ANYWAYS HOW HAVE U BEEN???? UP TO ANYTHING INTERESTING??? :3 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 gives u a flower + pancakes (sugu made them) u deserve it mwah mwah hope ur ok <333 🌷🥞

OLLIEEEEEE IT’S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE U IN MY INBOX DW !!! we are yapping together 🫂🫂

PHDJDGDHDH THIS CONCEPT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME I HOPE U KNOW THAT 😭😭…. aroace!reader makes us all insane god bless. u are so REAL for mentioning the comedic potential bc it’s literally so beautiful….. i think i’m biased towards this option:

reader who’s pretty much romance averse with satosugu (secretly) being their exception… like maybe shoko and utahime end up talking about their love lives and ask reader about THEIR love life and reader just deadpans “oh I don’t do romance. Doesn’t interest me” and satosugu (particular toru) are just like “….🙁ok but but but but but but-“

IT’S JUST SOOOO FUNNY AND SWEET…. but i think stsg would also be so smug abt being reader’s exceptions 😭😭 losers. lovesick fools. utahime is just like… don’t you and those idiots have a thing 🤨🤨 and reader just goes well yeah but that’s different. they’re satoru and suguru. <- as if it’s just the most obvious thing in the world and stsg are sitting there all quiet and smug….. mentally squealing……… idk i just lovelovelove the idea of reader being very blunt with their emotions because they just don’t view romance in the same way others would and it flusters stsg Every Single Time. they used to always daydream abt being teasing bfs and making them flustered by acting all lovey-dovey but as it turns out they’re the ones who keep getting caught off guard by reader….

this is rlly just a random thought but. i’m just imagining them in the future, living together, not necessarily labelled in any way but they very much Love each other… suguru is smoking by the balcony late at night (he’s planning on quitting bc he doesn’t want to worry his babies <3) while satoru & reader are keeping him company… and reader just casually mentions that they want to live with stsg forever. that they’re happiest like that and don’t ever want it to end. and they’re just bluntly telling the truth but suguru and satoru are genuinely Losing It bc????? did we just get proposed to ????????? satoru is oddly quiet bc he’s trying to stop himself from blushing and suguru just clears his throat and tells reader that they feel the same way ….. but he’s not nearly as suave as usual bc he is in fact getting choked up LMAOO i love them sm they’re so silly ….. T—T

ok but back to ur lovely thoughts !!!! the idea of aroace!reader being oblivious is also rlly charming to me 😭😭 SATORU MAKING THAT FACE LMAO HE SOOO WOULD ……. i picture suguru just kinda twitching lol like he’s trying sooo hard to keep it together but a part of him kinda wants to kiss reader all over their pretty face so that they get the message. (jokes on him bc reader would somehow still assume that it was just … platonic kissing … just kissing the homies goodnight …..) sigh. it’s tough out here for stsg BUT i think they’d also be really endeared by it …… their oblivious lil reader….

AND WAHHHHH LIL BABY GUMI 🥺🥺🥺🥺 OLLIEEEE YOU’RE KILLING ME a nice house by the sea…….. taking walks by the beach…… and . mommy sugu ..,, our lord and saviour ……. makes u breakfast every morning and wakes u up by kissing u :(((( lets u cling to him while he cooks .. sighhhh. sigh sigh sigh. being a househusband could’ve fixed him idc 😔😔

Sugu being a caretaker mommy for one actual baby and one baby that’s actually a tall pouty bastard that’s so insufferably charming <//333 and you ofc!!! (His favourite baby) (joke he adores you all equally) (even if he lovingly pretends satoru is his least favourite)

AND THISSSS PLS u know the way to my heart….. caretaker mommy sugu 🥺🥺🥺 he would thrive off taking care of his babies like truly. he’s the Mother ever. and now he has one lil baby to Actually Mother and two overgrown babies to coddle and tease…… his dream life tbh. now i’m just imagining reader, toru & gumi waking sugu up on mother’s day to celebrate LMAOO they made a cake and everything….. he’s exasperated but secretly very touched :’3 maybe tears up a lil later when he’s looking at the world’s best mommy <3 cup u guys bought him LOL he’s such a sap …..

AND ARIIIII the merman sugu asks you’ve been getting have actually been making me laugh my ass off everytimeeeee 😭😭 sugu flopping around like a seal and hating all humans except reader is so fucking funny to me like he’s just straight up dissing the human race but just looks you dead in the eyes and says “but you’re one of the good ones” GOODBYEEEEE 💀💀💀

PHDJDJJD NO BECAUSE SAMEEEE i still have a couple more mer!sugu asks to get to actually… they’re all so great…… my anons have converted me fully into a mer!sugu stan and now i can’t stop thinking abt him 😭😭 HE’S SOOOO FUNNY U GET IT COMPLETELY LIKE …. he’s just a grumpy little seal man ……. ”you’re one of the good ones” NO BC LITERALLY!! THAT’S HOW HE FEELS…… reader is his emotional support human <33 he doesn’t like anyone else and WILL consider drowning anyone who gives them trouble but then reader gives him a Look and he’s like. sigh. 😒😒😒 you’re no fun. <-… he’s insane actually BUT WE LOVE HIM <33333 silly lil fishy !!

WAHHH URE SO SWEET OLLIE 😭😭🥺🥺 thank u for the flowers and sugu’s pancakes…….. i am munching on them gratefully…… here are some nice sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻 and croissants 🥐🥐🥐 for u <333 I’M DOING WELLL trying to catch up on asks + cooking up a lil sashisu/reader thingie.. 👀👀 i haven’t been able to post fics as regularly bc of uni but hopefully i can get it out by next weekend :33 and thennnn i think i’ll focus on mer!sugu…

ANYWAY WHAT ABT U ???? how have u been ?? tell me tell me 🎤🎤…… i hope it’s sunny wherever u are, here it’s still cold n gray T—T but spring will be with us soon … stay strong …….

#THANK UUUUUU as always for feeding me so well i am nomnoming every word u speak 🫂🫂 #aroace!reader our absolute beloved #stsg loves them soooo much :(( their silly little goose………. #no but the comedic potential really is There ur such a genius ollie #reader is all :3 meanwhile satoru is this 🤏 close to exploding and suguru’s eye has been twitching for the last fifteen minutes #THEY’RE SO SILLYYYY #i hope uve been taking care of urself <33 dont forget to drink water / eat / rest etcetc!! #ilyily <333 #ask tag ✩ #ollie !! ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

https://www.tumblr.com/owwllly/742785430735437824/softgirlgonehaywire-staryukis-dollsuguru?source=share

Ah, but why do I feel as though as though merman!Suguru would work just so well in your style?

AAA ANON YOU’RE SO SWEET 😭😭😭 ….. i’d love to write a merman!sugu fic one day i just have no clue what the plot would be……. i do think sugu is super the little mermaid coded though. an angsty fic where he turns into seafoam at the end might be fun….. but i also want him to be happy :’3 maybe something fluffy with a reader who’s afraid of water….? and sugu teaches them how to swim….. I PROMISE I CAN SWIM IDK WHY THAT CONCEPT WAS THE FIRST TO POP INTO MY HEAD but i like it….. i think it’s cute…..

anon this definitely put an idea into my brain pshdps TYSM !! another sugu wip to add to my never-ending list :’3……

#IM VERY HAPPY THAT U THOUGHT OF ME <333 if i ever write the fic i hope itll live up to ur kind words :’3 #wishing u a lovely day or night anon !! mwah mwah #merman!sugu my beloved he’s soooo sexy #i can swim ok i promise but i am in fact a little scaredy cat … i like looking at the ocean but not being In It #ohhh to run into merman!sugu in the morning while looking for seashells by the beach…. #to let him coax you into the water just to get you used to it bc he wants to show you how healing it can feel….. #to grow closer to him….. to love him….. to have him find all the prettiest seashells for you at the bottom of the ocean #but he claims they’re not nearly as stunning as your eyes….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 HHHHH ARI BRAIN GOING INTO OVERDRIVE #anon you’ve broken me #i just feel like he’s such a romantic T_T my baby #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Mer Suguru but he is bioluminescent.

anon……… your mind…………….. you best BELIEVE this is going into the fic i can alr imagine the descriptions 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 goshhhh he would be so breathtaking !!!! i feel like he would mostly show himself at night, maybe early morning too… and you notice him instantly because of the glow in the water <333

#more merman!sugu lore <333 ty sweet anon #im gonna go crazy on his descriptions TRUST 🙏🙏 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

*wet slapping noises from outside the house slowly getting louder over time* ah, mer suguru is here

u look outside and just see this

#HE’S SOOOOO CUTE I CAN’T #anon the mental image u just put into my brain 😭😭😭😭 #the flopping just keeps getting louder and ur like ….. he’s here again isn’t he ………… #sooo ominous but he just wants to see u 😞😞 wants go keep u well fed bc that’s how merfolk show their love #i think he could fix me idk #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Would merman! Gojo be as good as mer! Suguru when it comes to flopping or crawling on land? Or would he struggle a lot more and demand to be carried around 😂

oh boy 😭😭 he would ABSOLUTELY demand to be carried around…. bridal style and everything……… mer!gojo is def more spoiled than mer!sugu so he’s more likely to be whiney + unaccustomed to rougher terrain…. i think he’s just as skilled as suguru when it comes to moving on land but he still prefers to be carried by you LOL

#bro is HEAVY so good luck 🙏🙏 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

about the merman!suguru au...

personally, i feel as though i agree with you – he roams the seas.

i don't see him getting captured. i think he's too powerful for that.

i feel like it would be more of a classic case of him encountering reader somehow differently – perhaps fairytale-like? a royal heir travelling on a ship and getting stranded? a modern day case of a human strolling by the sea, feeling sentimental, hearing the song of the seas?

i'm not sure.

but i know that regardless of how you choose to tackle it, you'll do so compellingly x

yep yep !!! i agree w u anon !!!!! for now i think i’m definitely leaning towards a scenario where reader finds him by the beach wounded and brings him home, and they learn to trust one another :’3 and suguru ends up growing fond of reader and courting them once he’s out in the sea again… not necessarily on purpose it’s just very ingrained in him to give gifts to anyone he likes !! seashells and gold coins and bottles with letters that he found on the seabed :33 i just think he’d be sooo sweet. the cutest little fishy!!

#ALSO TYSM ILL DO MY BEST <3333 #tbh after that knight sugu fic im completely tired of writing abt royalty 😭😭😭 so i think reader being a normal sealoving human is best!! #i just think there’s soooo much potential here …. it’s such a lovely concept !!!! #talking abt it with all u anons is sm fun :33!!!! #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

What if merman Gojo was terrified of cats and has never seen one before 😂

mer!sugu would suddenly grow a lot fonder of reader’s cat LMAO….. they team up and scare him <3 suguru thinks it’s the funniest thing ever and so does your cat. you? after being forced to comfort a shaken up merman for half an hour.. not so much.

#hehe these asks are very cute <33 #ty for sending them in anon!! #this scenario is soo funny to me 😭😭 poor bby………. #i just feel like he has the softest softest little voice so when he gets scared he just. screeches #it’s like a loud beep #<333 love him so dearly #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

HGNHHHH the heigeto post just collided with the merman au brainrot and what if: merman au heigeto? 🥺😭🧜🏻‍♂️

WAITTTTTT ANON YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS??? NO BC HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUTTTT

at first i was like hmm mer!haibara/mer!sugu…. cute……. :33 BUT THEN I REALIZED haibara needs to be a human. it’s so perfect. he’s the perfect human in a human/merman story. he’s the prince to the little mermaid. etc etc. he’s just sooo kind and sweet and he would be so in awe of mer!sugu :((( i picture the latter as being kind of a hater and very distrustful of humans but haibara is just such a ray of sunshine….. mer!sugu couldn’t hate him even if he tried :(((( they’re our little angels. haibara would go swimming in the sea and almost drown or something and mer!sugu would end up haphazardly saving him….. and haibara would stay in love for the rest of his life.

#THIS IS THE YAOI I MADE THIS BLOG FOR #no but they’re genuinely so dear to me :(( they’d be PERFECT for this au anon how does it feel to be the smartest person in the universe….. #mer!sugu who is bitter and cynical and prideful to a fault but haibara nestles his way into his heart like a sea urchin 😞😞😞 #mer!sugu and his happy little seal bf….. they would swim together all the time #WAITTT what if…. haibara was the kind of kid who always believed in merfolk n wanted to meet them 🥺🥺 #THAT’S SOOO HIM he was obsessed w marine biology as a kid for sure ….. #and as he grows up everyone else is like PLS stop believing in merfolk dumbass 🤨 but he doesn’t !!! he wants them to be real so bad !!!! #so when he meets mer!sugu he’s just absolutely enamored at first sight #hhhh this au is gonna rot in my brain for all of time i think :(((( tysm anon this was the best morning snack i could ask for <33 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33 #haigeto

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I was sketching earlier just for funsies and…. It made me think. How do you think satosugu would feel with an artist!reader who uses them as drawing references teehee… like maybe you ask satoru to go fetch you ur workbook and he goes into ur room & gets confused and ends up stumbling upon your sketchbook…. And he’s like oh a little peek couldn’t hurt!!! And then he finds various drawings of him and sugu, and gets such a sappy fuzzy feeling in his heart because you captured all of their features perfectly, even down to the little details about their appearance that the average person wouldn’t really take note of :((( this could also work in different au’s tho… merman sugu perhaps? Maybe he’s having a little sleep on the nice cold bedroom floor and wakes up n sees reader in a baggy hoodie + sketchbook and colouring pencils/pens in hand admiring his tail and making sure they get every pretty colour right <333 or royalty au where satoru and suguru are royalty of some kind… reader is the kid of someone unimportant and they both stumble across reader’s art room while causing mischief one day and satoru decides then and there that you’re THEIR honorary artist and you will paint their portraits from now on whenever it’s necessary <33 he’s bratty but we love him. Back to canon jjk universe…. I’m thinking abt how it would be so much cuter if they had no idea reader was an artist like. Satoru jokingly takes what he assumes is ur diary and waves it around in the air so u can’t reach it…. Threatening to read it unless u give him a kiss (he wouldn’t actually read it but he wants his kiss leave him alone) and he accidentally drops it and it falls open on a page that’s just full of drawings of him and sugu with a few hearts dotted around and just so many sketches of them smiling… maybe little notes reader added about how pretty stsg are…. Satoru is sooo giddy and so teasing like he’s so honoured u think he’s pretty enough to DRAW and sugu is just as flustered but he hides it a lil better…. :3 Sorry I’m actually going insane right now SEDATE MEEEEE EYGEHEHUJJEURHUHH 😭😭 I hope ur doing well tho !!!! I’m glad to see there are more anons joining the party hai hai hello fellow anons !!! TAKE CAREE MWAH MWAH🧁🍰🍨🍦🍩🍪🍫🍮🥞 <<< MANY SWEET TREATS JUST FOR U!!!! :3 — stsg anon <33

STSG ANONNNN MY LITTLE GUARDIAN ANGEL this concept has been rotting in my brain ever since i saw this…… u r very bad for my health…. 😥😥

ARTIST!READER IS ALWAYS SUCHHH A TASTY CONCEPT and ofc i agree w u….. stsg would absolutely eat it up. they would BOTH be so soft for it but in different ways i think…..

likeeee w satoru i think he’s super flattered and impressed and giddy bc!!! you drew him!!!! :33 you think he’s pretty enough to draw!!! you love him so much!!!!! and obv he would LOVE posing for you……. until he finds out he has to sit still for like an hour LMAO 😭😭 but i just know he’d get so excited once it’s finished….. he looks at it and you’re all nervous hoping he’ll like it and obviously he does. literally jumping up and down with joy + picking you up and spinning you around + kissing you silly bc you’re so talented and sweet and he’s soooo in love w you <333 def calls you his little picasso. that’s the only artist he knows . he’s a dork but we love him.

aaa but then!!! sugu!!!!! :(( i think he’d be the weakest for this tbh….. i picture him as an artist type more than toru so he’s just??? so touched???? and i think we all agree that he’s a big sap…. huge on homemade sentimental gifts……. so when he sees the drawings i think his heart just melts 🥺🥺 he would pose for you if you asked nicely (he’s just playing hard to get <33) and contrary to toru he would sit perfectly still the whole time. waits until you’re finished and praises you sooo much when he sees the result <333 he’s so impressed with you!! wowow!!!! just stunned!! awestruck!!!! would 100% try to return the favour too…. i picture him as a sketcher type. makes a very pretty little sketch of his beloved and is uncharacteristically shy when giving it to you… our sweetiepie :>

this could also work in different au’s tho… merman sugu perhaps? Maybe he’s having a little sleep on the nice cold bedroom floor and wakes up n sees reader in a baggy hoodie + sketchbook and colouring pencils/pens in hand admiring his tail and making sure they get every pretty colour right <333 or royalty au where satoru and suguru are royalty of some kind… reader is the kid of someone unimportant and they both stumble across reader’s art room while causing mischief one day and satoru decides then and there that you’re THEIR honorary artist and you will paint their portraits from now on whenever it’s necessary <33 he’s bratty but we love him.

AND THISSSSS STSG ANON MY LITTLE GENIUS artist!reader/mer!sugu 🥺🥺🥺……. oh he would be so flustered. so embarrassed. VERY impressed though... what if he leaves a couple pretty seashells by your pillow…. as ”payment”……………. mer!sugu the actual loml aaaaa stsg anon you’ve broken me T—T AND THE ROYALTY AUUU that’s such a cute idea too!!! bratty lil royal!toru…. reader being their honorary artist……. that’s soooo good <3 now i’m just thinking of what the portraits would look like HHHH they’d be so pretty!!! :(((

anyway this concept is just the CUTEST <33 tysm for the meal as always!!! i hope you’re doing so so well and taking care of yourself :3 ALSO I AM MUNCHING ON THE SWEET TREATS and sending a bunch of flowers and treats ur way immediately🌻🌸🌷🌹💐🍓🍒🍪🍰🍦🧁

#ily!!!!! sending u the fluffiest vibes :3 #no bc imagine. artist!reader/toru/artist!sugu…. u and sugu are just constantly drawing together all smiley and sweet :3 #and then there’s toru. lazing around. whining for u to draw him… hehe he’d be so cute #and obv u DO end up drawing him a whole bunch but he’s so cocky abt it that u hide the drawings sometimes 😭 to keep him humble… #aaaa this concept is just sooooo fluffy….. i love it sm <333 genius as always my dear stsg anon i am in awe of u #ask tag ✩ #stsg anon !! ✩ #mer!sugu <33

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i guess i read too much of your merman!suguru au asks that my brain got fried TTTT BUT IN A POSITIVE WAY!!!! 😭😭 it’s just that i have really vivid dreams and ankssjskndksnsks yesterday i got influenced because i dreamt of getting in a silly and goofy fight/challenge with gojo to court merman!suguru but! so i thought why not??? like, THIS SILLY STORY DOES?? MAKES SENSE??

maybe a silly au where reader and gojo, who come from different sides of the same coin (ig same job but different sides?? maybe they’re in different offices of the same job?? i really don’t know, i hope it actually makes sense) and then one day they meet this beautiful merman on the shore. this beautiful creature just sitting on a rock and doing his merman things (what does mermaids/mermen actually do?? maybe reading a slate that is their version of books, or resting to sunbathing a bit? prob also comb his hair? help my mind is swirling in the wrong direction AAAAA……) completely unbothered by their heart shaped stares because completely understandable. so it begins with a goofy courtship. i’m thinking about probably gojo being the first one to make a move? just driven by love and also a bit of spite towards reader. a stupid way to say “look! i’m making my move while you’re still overthinking it! take that!” and reader is just right behind the rock spying them because ‘this guy……….’ but the move gojo makes goes completely rejected? because who in their right mind would gift a merman octopus legs??? useless to say that gojo is absolutely shocked while reader is trying not to laugh. then goes reader, offering the beautiful mermen pearls directly fished from ostriches but they too get rejected!! which is a shock!! because they thought they were doing the right thing but at least. the reasoning could be something silly like ‘are you implying that the pearls i wear are shit?’ 🤨

……….i’m thinking about few silly tries and shenanigans that happen and amongst the many of them geto eventually warms up because . they’re dorks, both of them— but they’re actually very pretty and funny to keep around?? maybe i do not want them to go away?? and it starts subtly. first it comes in the form of hate against time, when geto starts to think that he hates just how brief the time together seems to be. how at every sunset, where the sun is lowering on a side and the moon is shining brightly on the other, he feels kind of annoyed at the thought to have to go back to the lonely underwater cave he calls his home. he really doesn’t want to wait the slow passage of another night that he doesn’t even get to see with his eyes because underwater everything is dark at all times so exactly what does it change? what’s the difference if not his inability to lie down and rest a bit?

then it comes in the form of actually finding their silly ways at courtship kind of….. cute? the three of them don’t even belong to the same reality, but gojo and reader actually put efforts in their gestures and words and that —he will never admit it in front of the two of them, but it actually warms his heart…….. and so one day, when gojo and reader less expect it, geto goes to the surface with a bouquet of corals? and different pieces of marine flora in it (or it could be even something kind of ugly like a bouquet of fishes that leaves both gojo and reader speechless because wtf is that…….) and boom. they find out that geto has accepted their courtship waaaaay before without them even realizing (geto purposefully said nothing to them) so they’ve spent the first weeks?? or a month?? of their relationship courting a merman that had already accepted their advances after all and they live all happily together. just a fluff ensemble sugu!centric because lately my mind refuses to work with other tropes… i just need to give that man the love he deserves 🙁🙁🙁

ANON???????? THIS IS SO FUCKING TASTY????

I’M SORRY THIS TOOK ME SOME TIME TO ANSWER BUT U HAVEEEEE TO UNDERSTAND I EXPLODED WHEN I SAW IT IN MY INBOX C’MERE I’M GONNA SPIN U AROUND 🫂🫂🫂🫂

i don’t even know what to say tbh……. THIS IS SOOOO GOOD ANON I LOVE IT SM URE A LITTLE GENIUS….. sugucentric polycules are my favorite ever too he deserves ALL the love <333 AND MER!SUGUUU OUR BELOVED……… ok but fr tho i don’t think there’s anything i could add this is already perfect??? GOJO AND READER COMPETING FOR THE PRETTY MERMAN’S HEART……. both of them getting rejected 😭😭 I COULD SEE THIS SOOO VIVIDLY satoru gets slapped w sugu’s tail and he scowls at reader all offended bc he takes his pearls VERY seriously…. silly little fish man.

AND WAHHH THE SLOWBURN OF IT ALL….. sugu realizing he appreciates their company 🥺🥺🥺

first it comes in the form of hate against time, when geto starts to think that he hates just how brief the time together seems to be. how at every sunset, where the sun is lowering on a side and the moon is shining brightly on the other, he feels kind of annoyed at the thought to have to go back to the lonely underwater cave he calls his home. he really doesn’t want to wait the slow passage of another night that he doesn’t even get to see with his eyes because underwater everything is dark at all times so exactly what does it change?

anon r u perhaps a writer…. would u write this fic for me if i beg enough…. I’M SOOOO WEAK FOR THIS CONCEPT mer!sugu getting melancholic at the passage of time :((( tying it to his underwater existence is soooo clever too !!! it feels like he associates gojo and reader w the sun …. warmth …… and i think that shifts so easily into love. bc they’re silly little losers but they’re his silly little losers!! and wahhh him finding their attempts at courtship cute 😭😭 i can imagine him watching them bicker w his jaw on the heel of his palm, smiling softly….. <33

AND THEN!!! THE BOUQUET!!!!! ANONNNN THAT’S THE SWEETEST THING EVER… T—T HE WOULDDD HE SO WOULD i love the idea of the fish bouquet but i do think he’d give them really beautiful bouquets… and then maybe some fresh fish on the side LMAO but !!! wawawa…… 🥺🥺 that’s so CUTE the fact that he accepted their courtship but didn’t say anything….. that’s so funny. gojo and reader are losing their MINDS trying to figure out how to charm him while he’s just watching them all lovingly like ”my partners look especially cute today….” HE’S SO SILLY PLS……

okay but i do imagine that merfolk have really specific courting processes AND that they’re possessive by nature so i’m just imagining that in this au… 😵‍💫😵‍💫 like. mer!sugu glaring at any other humans by the shore who might try to flirt with his partners…… giving them both his scales to wear as some kind of jewelry to signal to the other merfolk that these humans are his…. i usually don’t like the idea of sugu being overly possessive but i think it works well w the merman au :33 he’s just a silly little fishy he’s allowed to be a little territorial… as a treat….. he loves his silly little lovers so much and they love him too!!! they only have eyes for him <33

AAAAA ANON MY SWEETIE as u can hopefully tell this ask made me insane i love it so much… IT’S SUCHH A TASTY CONCEPT i feel like i should be paying u for dropping this into my inbox….. i feel honoured…….. if u ever have any other mer!sugu thoughts u know where to find me <33

#MWAH MWAH many kisses for u :33 #i hope u have a wonderful day/night!!!! #i’m gonna be thinking abt this forever….. #poly stsg is especially good when it’s sugucentric imo :3 #just sugu and his silly little geese vying for his attention <33 i think he would be suchhh a sucker for two clingy partners #and mer!sugu… 😵‍💫😵‍💫 the man that he is. i think he’s just Smitten with gojo and reader… teases them and bullies them a bit but #he treasures them so dearly. won’t let anyone else bully them nope!!! he’d be so protective it’s insane #gojo and reader are so real btw i too would hit on a pretty merman i found by the shore <33 #ask tag ✩ #mer!sugu <33