#you know that meme from porco rosso?

[teecupangel]

Hey Tee! I did an ask about this for The Witcher fandom a while ago now it popped in my head for AC and-

Studio Ghibli AUs. All the Studio Ghibli AUs!!! Which pairing do you think fits best with each movie?

I was wondering if you meant Desmond pairings or if you meant like… non-Desmond pairings but, fuck it, my default setting is that you meant Desmond pairing so here’s some Desmond pairings for you XD

(I will try to add a spin to it or something, we’ll see)

AltDes: Spirited Away

In this setup, we’ll change the parents to Shaun and Rebecca and the idea is Desmond and the two of them are on their way to their next mission. This one will not have any Animus BS in it but they’re still all Assassins.

The same setup as the beginning of Spirited Away but I kinda wanna make them into turkeys instead of pigs so we can have a reference to the Assassin Turkey XD

Anyway, Al Mualim would be the owner of the bathhouse that Desmond works with and Altaïr would be the mysterious employee whose name nobody knows. 

One of the main themes of this movie is losing one’s identity so we’ll have Desmond only be called 17. Every employee is only called by number and Altaïr would be called 1. The other main characters would take the other numbers (2 for Ezio, 3 for Ratonhnhaké:ton, etc) with Clay being 16 because he’s 16. 

Altaïr will be one of the employees helping Desmond but he’s the most distant of them. Maybe that would be the reason why Desmond would notice him because he can feel a familiar loneliness clinging onto Altaïr and he’d be ‘curious’ about it. Their budding closeness would be the reason why Altaïr would be the one to go ‘fuck all of this’ and leave his ‘post’ to help Desmond and Desmond would realize who Altaïr is because of the small details he could remember (and how Desmond had learned about the Assassins of old)

Anyway, it ends in a similar way as Spirited Away with Desmond realizing that all of the employees were Assassins and the bathhouse is meant to be a stop point between living and afterlife. Al Mualim used a POE he found using the Apple that was one of the failed solutions to the Solar Flare to create that pocket dimension and he’s been hoarding these Assassins as a way to have his own army (with defective memories that would make them easier to control) and the pocket dimension would pierce reality and revive them into the current timeline.

Everyone had been helping Desmond because they believe Desmond could still leave if he remembers he’s Desmond, not knowing that only meant that Desmond would pass to the afterlife and not actually return to his old life.

Desmond being Desmond fucked that up because his very existence and his belief that all of these people (employees + Al Mualim and the guests which are actually just passing ghosts that Al Muliam didn’t take) are real jumpstart the reality bending power of the POE but that also meant Desmond has become the singularity, not Al Mualim.

Then the twist would be the reason why the three got into the pocket dimension is because the car they used exploded thanks to a bomb that Lucy placed (orders from Vidic) and their mission had been to investigate Clay’s death.

So… either go for the afterlife peaceful life ending or the ending where the reality bending POE does success thanks to Desmond. 

EziDes: Honestly, I was thinking either Howl’s Moving Castle or Castle in the Sky but I decided to go with Howl’s Moving Castle instead

In this one, Desmond would be Howl so we can have AC Revelations!Ezio hahahaha

No, seriously.

Anyway, the witch is Juno (of course), Calcifer is Clay and Turnip Head would be Suleiman who does fall in love with Ezio but… yyeeaaahhh.

So, Desmond is cursed to not have a heart by Juno (and it’s shaped like the Apple of Eden and is Juno’s main ‘weapon’) and he can transform into a similar bird creature but this one is bathed in white and have gold lines all over (Ezio would realize the gold lines are very similar to the gold lines of the Apple) and he does transform to keep the two warring side in check even if it’s taking a toll on his body. The more toll it takes, the more golden lines appear on his body, all originating from the scar where his heart had been taken.

Clay tells Ezio he can free him from his curse but he wants to be freed first. This is all a big gamble because Clay knows the only way to free him from the life connection he has with Desmond is if Desmond regains his heart before Clay’s fire is completely snuffed out.

The ending is similar to Howl’s Moving Castle but Ezio would steal Juno’s Apple because he knows it’s connected to Desmond but don’t know how while Juno is punished by the king she ‘sided’ with. (Lorenzo, maybe?)

ConDes: Princess Mononoke

I’m going to be completely honest here, Princess Mononoke is my favorite Studio Ghibli film and I was tempted to make this the AltDes one but ConDes just fits soooo much more so, yeah, let’s start this.

Ratonhnhaké:ton would be our Ashitaka and he’d be ‘banished’ from his village because he was cursed after killing a demon before it could reach his village. His grandmother (the clan mother as well) tells him to go west where the demon (which they had realized was a corrupted boar god) had hailed from.

Along the way, he meets George Washington who suggests that maybe the Great Forest Spirit could cure him… if he was to find it anyway.

So Ratonhnhaké:ton reached Iron Town that is under the control of the Templar Order with Haytham Kenway as the leader (up to you if we’re keeping their familial relationship or not)

He also sees the town be attacked by wolves and a man in a hood and a mask that rides one of the wolves and attacks the townspeople as well. 

Okay, for this one, Desmond is obviously the San of this AU and his wolf brethren would be Altaïr and Ezio. 

Can we keep Gillian Anderson as Moro? No? Fine. Maria Auditore or Minerva gets the role of mama!wolf god. Take your pick.

Yeah, George Washington’s gonna steal that head. XD

Alright, so those are the main three done and here are some more Studio Ghibli AU ideas that I’m just throwing out there:

Fuck it. I want a Castle in the Sky one so here: Arno x Desmond with Laputa Castle in the Sky with Desmond being the mysterious man everyone wants to abduct and Arno helping him try to escape and also looking for the mythical Laputa that his father had been searching until his untimely demise.

My Neighbors the Yamada with the Kenway family. Either this is a sweet AU where nothing bad happened to them OR this is like the exact opposite of My Neighbors the Yamada and is just pure Kenway Family Drama all the way. Either way, the fic would be set in Desmond’s POV who is neighbors with the Kenways and it’s up to you if this is gonna be EdDes, HayDes or ConDes (or even JenDes)

Kiki Delivery Service with Desmond being Kiki, Clay as Jiji and Leonardo being that kid that is absolutely enraptured by how Desmond could use a broom to fly. The bakery is absolutely owned by the Auditores with Maria Auditore pregnant with Petruccio. (this can either be EziDes or LeoDes)

Only Yesterday AU where Jacob returns to his childhood rural town after a very bad breakup and tries to ‘repair’ his relationship with his sister that shattered after their father’s death. She’s married and has a child and her husband’s cousin, Desmond, is also a distant childhood friend. 

The Cat Returns would be so fun for Desmond and I kinda want it to be Eivor x Desmond with the Cat King being Odin. I don’t know why, it sorta kinda fits? Baron could even be Basim and Toto would be Hytham, why not?

I kinda wanna make a joke and say Graves of the Fireflies with the Frye twins but just remembering Graves of the Fireflies makes me wanna cry so no, we are not using Graves of the Firefly in this one unless the AU has Desmond save the kids. 

I gotta end it there because if I don’t, I’ll be stuck here thinking of AU ideas for every Studio Ghibli film I’ve watched and I’m pretty sure I watched almost all of them. God, I wanted to make a Nausicaa Valley of the Winds AU but all I can think of are the Templars using ancient weapons to control the world and Desmond being Nausicaa. That’s as far as I got.

#you know that meme from porco rosso? #the one where gina’s going ‘i like stupid men’ #that applies to canon pairings #but also to every desmond pairing #where desmond or the other person can be the dumb one XD #anyway #studio ghibli au #ask and answer #no usual tags because #altdes #ezides #condes #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[not-very-kawaii-of-you]

welllllll, boys, I'll declare it official

the love of my life is ghosting me for over two weeks. I've been sending memes and personal queries to start conversations for ever, GMs and "would u love me if I was a waffle?" and yet, I get visualizations, the blue checks assured me he was there listening, but maybe couldn't respond immediately and somehow forgot, but 2 weeks is no time to ignore

I actually somehow lost the man, I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN, (I think to myself) because out of years of trying to find someone, nobody was ever connecting to me, until this Florida man came here and became the person I wanted to meet my whole life and didn't even knew. He diagnosed me with autism, he understood a lot about me, and we spoke about several things we had in common and several things we disagreed about. He told me I had "too many opinions", that's the wildest way someone ever described me. I loved sharing the world of Ghibli movies with him, and even making love in between porco rosso scenes, sorry Hayao Miyazaki. What we had for the past year was really special, it took over 22 years to find you, and it may take 23 more years to find another one like you.

I will never forget your blue eyes and your funny smile, I miss hugging you and cooking for you. I'll miss talking to you more than anything. I understand why he would give up on me, he expected to see me shortly, but I'm a messy bitch, my family is bankrupt, I'm a broke ass gen z working my life out of minimum wage, the embassy won't ever accept my visa because my brother is in trouble with the law (at least in the next 2-3-5 years), and he won't come back so soon to my country, he has a job, a house to pay, and finances to manage, neither of us has easy lives and getting in love with me was trouble. I may never bother with the hardships of life because all I do is "it is what it is" my way out of misery and just be happy with dyre things even though I still persist. He may not be so patient like me after all. I am sorry I couldn't visit you so soon, I promised I would come and I still haven't given up on that promise. Maybe you won't be there to allow me in your house, but I'll try anyway.

@sweet-home-augustine, sorry for forcing you to make a tumblr, I know you don't give a shit, you were the only person in the world I shared my social media because I wanted you to see more of me. I hope I can see you one day, since you never said goodbye to me I won't say it for now. And I promise I won't cry since that was everything you didn't want from me after leaving my city and returning to your country.

#venting #pls be nice to me #I just lost the most important person I had in my life rn #not rn it was 2 weeks ago

[launchqueen]

rules: answer and tag 20 followers you want to know better

@huey-louie-and-the-deweys used his single “tag me in one of these and actually get me to do it” voucher. 

nicknames: Nac, Nemeia, I don’t really have any 

gender: girl

star sign: Nepeta

height: 5′3″

time: false

birthday: August 12

favourite bands/artists: Peggy Suave, Stromae, Zaz, Caravan Palace, Hachi, whatever Hachi’s new band is that’s p jammin, i dunno I don’t listen to bands consistantly

song stuck in my head: In My House from Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

last movie I watched: Porco Rosso

last TV show I watched: Series of Unfortunate Events

what do I post: reblogs of- birds, art, tieflings, shitposts and memes. Very rarely my dnd stuff on my other blog.

do I get asks: ha

URL meaning: I made it 5 years ago I was in middleschool and haven’t changed it (yet).

average hours of sleep: 7ish

nationality: american

oi, the usual suspects. @laylaanne, @captainfinndameron 

#nac talks #tag meme

[autumngracy]

Meme: Getting to Know You

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better. I was tagged by @bookshoplaura

Relationship status: Single, unfortunately.

Favorite Color: Used to be purple but honestly now it’s just black. I also really like red. Idk honestly what color of something I’ll get depends heavily on what it is and what it’s made of.

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick. Oh my god lipstick sucks. Lipgloss is okay, but chapstick is so much more versatile and beneficial for you. Also it smells goooood my dudes. Like hit me up with that Burt’s Bees mango and pomegranate shit. I once had a caramel apple chapstick and it was GREAT.

Last Song I Listened to: Dr. Ford by Ramin Djawadi (form the Westworld soundtrack. It’s my fav from the show)

Last Movie I watched: I watched Catwoman the other day just to laugh at how bad the screenwriting was. It was like a tweens first attempts at an, rebellious superheroine fanfic. Everything sounded so scripted. What even WAS that soundtrack too like wtf lmao

Top 3 TV Shows: Oh, god, just three? Damnit. Okay. God it’s so hard to rank them; they’re all so different. Battlestar Galactica (the reboot) ... Westworld honestly like it’s a very new fav but so good ... Stranger Things definitely ... but there’s SO MANY MORE UGH

Top 3 Characters: Again with the three? I’m bi; don’t you people know I can’t choose??? Nnnnngh omg idk idk idk ... THERE’S SO MANYYYYYY. Uh, picking them at random I guess, like ... “Teacher” from The Girl From the Other Side ... Marco (Porco) from Porco Rosso ...

Top 3 Bands/Artists: Oh god, can I do composers?? Bear McCreary, Joe Hisaishi, and Jesper Kyd, off the top of my head ...

Books I’m Currently Reading: Uhhhhhh I mean I sped through the 3rd volume of The Girl From the Other Side today in like ... 15 minutes ... but that’s a mango tho so like, uh, for books I’m currently reading? More like, “books I’m supposed to be reading but either haven’t finished or haven’t started yet”, but ... Ready Player One, The Night Circus, and Ichigo (which is a graphic novel but still)

Uhhhhh idk who to tag

@luneandbarbecue @axlaru @ewokpillowtalk @monkeys-on-nitrous-oxide @splinteredstar @noroark @petitetimidgay @piierogis @virgin-snitch

#ask meme

[hamaon]

Present: an old, US-centric cartoon meme sort of thing that I (apparently) started filling back when LJ was still a thing and then got distracted in the middle of, most likely.

- x what you saw - o what you haven't finished/saw sizable portions - ? if you just can’t remember if you’ve seen it or not - bold what you loved - strike through what you disliked/hated - leave unchanged if neutral

(I only did what I remember from my initial impressions when I first saw each film. There are movies bolded here that I doubt I could suffer through now, but loved as a kid, and also perfectly good cartoons that I hated.)

Classic Disney

[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961) [x] Alice in Wonderland (1951) [x] Bambi (1942) [x] Cinderella (1950) [x] Dumbo (1941) [x] Fantasia (1940) (it was mostly boring, back then) [x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) [x] Mary Poppins (1964) [x] Peter Pan (1953) [x] Pinocchio (1940) [x] Sleeping Beauty (1959) [x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) [ ] Song of the South (1946)

Score: 12/13

Disney's Dark Age

[x] The Aristocats (1970) [x] The Black Cauldron (1985) (saw it earlier this year, it has so many pacing issues) [x] The Fox and the Hound (1981) [x] The Great Mouse Detective (1986) [x] The Jungle Book (1967) [?] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) [?] Oliver and Company (1986) [ ] Pete's Dragon (1977) [ ] Rescuers, The (1977) [x] Robin Hood (1973) [ ] The Sword In The Stone (1963)

Score: ~6/11

The Disney Renaissance

[x] Aladdin (1992) [x] Beauty and the Beast (1991) [x] A Goofy Movie (1995) [x] Hercules (1997) [x] Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1996) (I had a strange relationship with this film, always loved the visuals though) [x] The Lion King (1994) [x] The Little Mermaid (1989) [x] Mulan (1998) [x] Pocahontas (1995) [x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990) [x] Tarzan (1999)

Score: 11/11

Disney's Modern Age

[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) (the critical adult me was burned by the missed potential) [ ] Bolt (2008) [ ] Brother Bear (2003) [ ] Chicken Little (2005) [0] Dinosaur (2000): [x] Emperor's New Groove, The (2000) [x] Fantasia 2000 (2000) [ ] Home on the Range (2004) [x] Lilo & Stitch (2002) [ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007) [x] Treasure Planet (2002)

Score: ~5/11

Pixar

[x] A Bug's Life (1998) [ ] Cars (2006) [x] Finding Nemo (2003) [x] The Incredibles (2004) [x] Monsters Inc. (2001) [ ] Ratatouille (2007) [x] Toy Story (1995) [x] Toy Story 2 (1999) [x] Wall-E (2008)

Score: 7/9

Don Bluth

[ ] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) [ ] An American Tail (1986) [x] Anastasia (1997) [x] The Land Before Time (1988) [ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) [ ] Rock-a-Doodle (1991) [x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) [ ] Thumbelina (1994) [x] Titan AE (2000) (I had such good memories of watching this in the theatre. I tried watching it again a couple of years back and it wasn’t very good at all. I guess the scifi setting was so new to me back then that it carried the film) [ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)

Score: 4/10

Claymation

[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986) [x] Chicken Run (2000) [x] Corpse Bride (2005) [ ] James and the Giant Peach (1996) [x] Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993) [x] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005). [ ] Coraline (2009) (alas)

Score: 4/7

CGI Glut

[x] Antz (1998) [ ] Happy Feet (2006) [ ] Kung Fu Panda (2008) [ ] Madagascar (2005) [ ] Monster House (2006) [ ] Over the Hedge (2006) [ ] Polar Express, The (2004) [x] Shrek (2001) [x] Shrek 2 (2004) [ ] Shrek The Third

Score: 3/10

Imports

[x] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995) [o] Fantastic Planet [x] The Last Unicorn (1982) [ ] Light Years [x] Triplets of Belleville, The (2003) [x] Persepolis (2007) [ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008) [ ] Watership Down (1978) [ ] When the Wind Blows (1988) [ ] Yellow Submarine (1968)

Score: 5/10

Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki

[x] Grave of the Fireflies [x] Howl's Moving Castle (2004) [x] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) [x] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) [x] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) [x] My Neighbors The Yamadas [x] My Neighbor Totoro (1993) [x] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) [x] Only Yesterday (This was my favorite animated film for a while, but it has been almost ten years since I last saw it, so I don’t know how well it would hold up, now) [x] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) [x] Porco Rosso (1992) [x] Princess Mononoke (1999) [x] Spirited Away (2002) [x] Whisper of the Heart

Score: 14/14

Satoshi Kon

[x] Millennium Actress (2001) [x] Paprika (2006) [x] Perfect Blue (1999) [x] Tokyo Godfathers (2003) [?] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" (1995)

Score: ~4/5

Shinkai Makoto

[ ] She and Her Cat (1999) [x] Voices of a Distant Star (2001) [?] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004) [x] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)

Score: ~3/4

Other Anime Films Released In The U.S. (either shown at indie theaters / colleges or available for rent / purchase at some point)

[x] Akira (1989) (Loved the comic, should watch the film version again) [ ] Appleseed [ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina [ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) [x] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003) [ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) [ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden [x] End of Evangelion [ ] Fist of the North Star [ ] Galaxy Express 999 [x] Ghost in the Shell (1996) [x] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time [ ] Lensman [ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) [x] Metropolis (2001) [ ] Neo-Tokyo [ ] Ninja Scroll [ ] Patlabor the Movie [ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 [ ] Project A-ko [x] Robot Carnival [ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle [ ] Silent Mobius [ ] Space Adventure Cobra [ ] Steamboy (2004) [ ] Sword of the Stranger [ ] Unico and the Island of Magic [ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie [ ] Vampire Hunter D [x] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust [ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force

Score: 8/31

Cartoons For Grown-Ups

[ ] American Pop [x] The Animatrix (2003) [ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996) [ ] Cool World [x] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) (I will fight you on this) [x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children [ ] Fire & Ice [ ] Fritz the Cat (1972) [ ] Heavy Metal (1981) [ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) [ ] Hey Good Looking [ ] Lady Death [ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006) [x] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) [ ] Street Fight (AKA - Coonskin) [ ] Waking Life (2001)

Score: 4/16

Other Animated Movies I Can't Categorize

[ ] Animal Farm [ ] Animalypics [ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie [ ] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker [ ] A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969) [ ] The Brave Little Toaster (1988) [ ] Bravestarr: The Movie [x] Care Bears: The Movie [ ] Charlotte's Web (1973) [ ] Fern Gully [ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie [ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords [ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword [x] The Hobbit [ ] The Iron Giant (1999) (alas) [ ] Justice League: The New Frontier [x] Lord of the Rings [ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992) [?] My Little Pony: The Movie [ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982) [x] The Prince of Egypt (1998) [ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie [ ] Quest For Camelot (1999) [ ] Ringing Bell [x] Road to El Dorado, The (2000) [ ] Rock & Rule [x] Space Jam [ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin [ ] Superman: Doomsday [x] The Swan Princess [ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986) [ ] Wizards [x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) [ ] Wonder Woman [ ] The Sea Prince and the Fire Child [ ] Flight of Dragons [x] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. [x] Balto [ ] Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

Score: ~10/39

Final Score: ~100/201

#animation

[pitchforklizard-moved]

tagged by @vodkaburger​(fuck u. ily)

Rules: answer thirty questions and tag the people you’d like to get to know better

Nicknames: i mean technically charlie IS a nickname my full name is charles but nobody’s allowed to call me that  Gender: im a dude Star sign: Pisces MBTI type: i had to go take the mbti test again its been. awhile. i took two and one said i was INFP and the other said i was ISTJ but i think INFP is more accurate  Height: 5′5.5″ Time: 3:19 Birthday: March 16th Favorite bands: Seafret, Mother Mother, Glass Animals Favorite solo artists: Steffan Argus is pretty cool also i adore MIKA Last movie i watched: uhhh fuck...i think it was an Indiana Jones movie? but i only watched part of it and idk which one it was. i think the last FULL movie i watched was Porco Rosso Last show i watched: voltron, probably When did i create my blog: uhhh...sometime after i turned 13? i think it was april bc my birthday is in march but i was still in school  What i post about: aesthetic and memes and being gay and social justice stuff Last thing i googled: what is my lilith sign  Do you have other blogs: i have a lot of hoarded urls but my only active side blogs are @mcclainest​ (for VLD) and @studiocapybara​ (for my crafting) Do you get asks: not really Why did you choose your URL: idk it just sounds pretty i like plants and i like the color peach so  Following: 330(i need to do some clearing out) Followers: 331 Favorite color: i like pastels a lot(except blue. i HATE blue. all shades.) Average hours of sleep: tbh it varies so much i either get 1 hour of sleep or 14 Lucky number: idk if i have a lucky number, per se, but i like 7 a lot Instruments: french horn, trumpet(tho its been a while), ukulele, piano, does voice count? What am i wearing: my stage crew short and middle school gym shorts(theyre comfy leave me alone) How many blankets do i sleep with: just one. my body temperature fluctuates pretty severely so if i sleep w more than one ill often wake up dying from the heat, even if its like -30 degrees out(which isnt an exaggeration. i live in illinois) Dream job: i want to be a history teacher but idk if i want to teach at a high school or college level yet bc i havent been through college yet :^/ Dream trip: Croatia! My mom was born there(tho she doesnt consider herself Croatian bc she was two when she moved to the states) Favorite food: i like ice cream a lot. specifically blue bunny but most ice creams are good. Nationality: American

uhh i guess im tagging @senpapijulie @thatklanceshipper @peachlance and @royalbee theyre my only friends besides sam WHOOPS

#life spoilers

[saltyncute]

tagged by @geekyalltheway thanks~ <3

-nickname: carlton, came from a misunderstanding as to what my name was. 

-starsign: capricorn 

-height: 6+ (i really dont want to be tall so i dont pay attention to it 

-last thing i googled: a website called fiverr 

-fave music artist: a lot. my musical interest is all over the place

-song stuck in my head: first few lines of american dad theme playing on a loop (I dont even watch the show) “GOOD MORNING USA, IVE GOT A FEELLING IT IS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY” which is ironic considering that today is inauguration day -_-

-last movie i watch: i literally just watched porco rosso and im currently watching my neighbor totoro

-last tv show i watched: i watched a few episodes of the xfiles. but i did recently binge all of black mirror (thanks hanu) 

-what kind of stuff do you post: shit, cartoons, art, video games, existential dread “relatable content” and nearly any text post i come across that is about eating pussy (sorry lmao) 

-do you have any other blogs: uhm no, im thinking of maybe doing some sort of nsfw blog but probably not lmaoo 

-do you get asks regularly: no but i did get quite a few when i did an ask meme where someone says a kink and you can say kinksame or kinkshame. idk why i got so many. 

-why did you choose your url: spite, and because i like to think im cute. someone said i was being salty or something so i just changed it (started out on skype)

-fave color: pastel pink or like raincoat yellow (or so many others)

-average hour of sleep: 6-8

-fave characters: (i like so many) but i really adore the pirates in Castle in the Sky and Porco Rosso. those real gruff sky pirates who are super sweet and nice when you get to know them

-how many blankets do you sleep with: 1-2

-dream job: something in film or theatre production or anything that allows me to live half way comfortably

-following: friends, thirst follows, gay shit, photography, art, like the usual popular tumblr bloggers (like thebootydiaries and slimetony) uhm all sorts of random stuff 

tag: @alovelysickness @flyteandfallout @dajjthespoon @babyvagabond @fiveinthezone 

#tag meme #you have to do it! #(only saying that because hanu said you dont have to do it)

[metalmerkitty]

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets? Both 

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones? waffle!

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite? no

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up? lately at least like 30 minutes

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try? always wanted to try? not that I can think of

6: What does your umbrella look like? polka dotted

7: Do you listen to ASMR? no

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle? storms!

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love? curling up with my kitty on my lap

10: Favorite color aesthetic? colorful things or dark things

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler? I draw very wobbly lines so I use a ruler

12: Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room? neutral

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they? not with me

14: Have you ever rode a horse? yeah it’s been a few years though

15: Do you have glasses? sunglasses

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak? Spanish, Japanese, Hebrew

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season? summer, and I don’t know because my favorite month is May. But I love summer so much!

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks? yes

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie? Porco Rosso! And Up is my favorite Disney

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar? Pixar 

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater? none

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition? the neverhood is so much fun

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb? no because my cat would eat them and get sick

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite? I like fruit trees because they provide fruit

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.) Not really. I love the watercolor-y animals that my favorite Alaskan artist does, but I also love the style of stuff like Borderlands

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers? Depends on the person and the flowers

27: Do you like nicknames? sure

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time? yeah

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth) of course

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?) hmm good question. I loved the one I did last year

31: Are you a fashionable person? nope

32: Do you like watching holiday movies? depends on the holiday

33: Cookies or brownies? both are good

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath? Yes

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing? outside is fine but when they’re in your room it’s SO LOUD and then it’s hard to sleep

36: Do you like cobblestone streets? sure why not

37: How often do you doodle? not very often anymore

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles? good question. I should get more bubbles for Loki

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room? in my room I have a cool elephant tapestry. My favorite art I own though is my snow leopard print I got from an artist

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often? bite

41: Any birthmarks? no

42: Thoughts on freckles? I’ve gotten a lot more since I moved here

43: First video game you ever played? probably super mario bros 

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door? I don’t know what the birds here are. Except for the pigeons

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people’s thing? not that often

46: Thoughts on spring? It’s better than winter for sure

47: Ideal temperature outside? 80s

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies? clear skies or partly cloudy unless it’s raining of course

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside? a few times per day

50: Do you enjoy windy days? nope

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