according to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d’analyse cardinale, *shakes magic 8 ball* ... ask again later.
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todd: this has done nothing to keep me from shipping eddie and bryan, i hope you understand
me: do you want me to—
todd: yes, yes, ask your friends if they will write stories, thank you
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”You know they call it the Honey Festival, but I call it (brushes mustache) the cunny festival.”
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WHAT????? 😨😨😨
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Ramsay: I dislike your last name.
Theon: huh? Like yours is any better.
Ramsay: yes, actually.
Ramsay: I think it suits you.
Theon: eh?
*Ramsay walking away*
Theon: H-Hey wait! What are you suggesting?!
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Tommy posted on his Instagram story!
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Using your asks as a gateway to ask for someone to keep me as a pet and/or a guard dog
|| Use away. That’s the kind of shit it’s here for. }
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