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allulily · 4 years

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watching the promised neverland ep1

most likely spoilers ahead

(not most likely, most definitely and they are not minor spoilers so you've been warned)

these are in real time(ish) reactions i write as i watch with minimal editing

before starting the 1st episode: ok so the picture looks cute, there is no summery being shown but whatever i'll just see how this goes. my sister has been annoying me to watch it and i have heard good thing about it's use of sound. let's get this started but i have some homework so i'm going to let this play on background while i try to figure what the fuck is up with math

0:57: this gate seems important and a little suspect but cute animation and, yes emma i too wish to ride a giraffe. and they all say mom like they have the same one but they don't really look like siblings

2:26: cool intro fun vibes

2:29: what's up with the numbers

3:10: that's a lota children

3:37: they seem to happy go lucky, somethings up

4:29: animation pretty

4:43: ominous music and numbers mean bad things

4:55: ohhh is it connys birthday happy birthdayyy babyy

5:18: i don't know what they're doing bet it seems ominous and intense

5:31: kinda culty vibes

5:49: yayyyyyy

5:59: eDgEyy

6:15: TAGGGGGGG

6:26: why all white? it's culty

7:02: Aawwwwww Conny and Don are BESSSSTTT friends

7:33: norman's good at tag

7:59: BIIIIIIGG steppppyy

8:09: clocks are cool, whimsical

8:26: oh no norman, emma go help him

8:27: NOOOORRMANNNN UR MEANNN

8:52: how stRatITigiEc

9:53: feeling ominous

10:01: oh no

10:09: ahhhh noooo suspenseee somethings gonna happen

10:24: i'm unsettled i've been unsettled

10:46: oooooooooh exposiiiitioooooonn

10:50: it's a tiny fence man

10:59: yesss be the level head ray QUESTION EVERYTHING

11:08: hmmmmmmm something's a bit weird

11:23: mmmmmmmmk these people gathered seems like some key players because they aren't that stupid and are not 4 years old and are talking about suspect things

11:26: it's an orphanage huh didn't get that till just now i was pretty sold on the cult idea, still could be an orphanage for a cult

11:30: 12 is not the age at which you age out of foster care system/ no longer need a legal guardian what happens at 12? do they go to a new orphanage?

11:33: from who ur orphans? i take back what i said about them being important because they're smart they're kinda dumb but still there is an adaquate amount of them to make sense as being important based on the topic they're discussing

11:38: i redact my previous statement of my redaction of them being smart

11:43: that's not how that's supposed to work

11:56: glasses sweety i don't think that's how that works

11:58: this seems like the type of conversation you shouldnt brush off like that

12:02: based on this background music and the music as emma approached the fence i kinda feel like you don't

12:10: yea that's culty

12:12: so they have access to books that's cool

12:50: they are pretty childish for protagonists

12:52: based on the title that statement ("i don't really want to leave") is either very very true or very very false

12:59: given that this is the first episode of an anime and it has some very culty vibes the "we're all happy here" is not going to last

13:02: someone is not happy

13:03: this child has a very high pitched kind of annoying voice i hope they die first

13:08: ooh this small child is getting adopeted (idk is that like being inducted into the cult? then why a 5 year old before the 10?11? year olds) i take back the ending of my previous statement they seem like a side character/supporting character and they're cute enough and they said something nice so i geuss they can stay as long as they don't talk to much

13:13: like a mom or an orphanage mom?

13:17: the whole "never even think about abandoning my children" but seems odd but my running theory is that they are part of a cult so maybe that's a prevelant issue? or is it because they are in an orphanage that this is relevant?

13:19: this feels a bit creepy

13:55:awwwww

13:59: noooo her best friend don is crying and she's crying and its saaaad but they were part of the conversation of important topics so maybe she'll stick around or we'll get updates on her

14:02: ominous door slam

14:12: ohh nooo this is very not sounding good

14:19: uh oh somethings off

14:31: mk i geuss that gate doesn't look bad at all

14:32: connys bunny, noooooooo

15:03: why isn't he joining them

15:05: whatever i geuss they're very considerate

15:13: uh oh spagetios

15:17: this seems like it's gonna be a bigger deal that the show wants be to believe

15:22: well that trucks suspicious

15:32: oh no ominous music and ominus anxiety inducing camera angles before it was only the video or sound

15:37: ahhhhhhh suspenseeeeee is gettin toooo meeee

15:43: ahhhhhhHhHHhHHHH creepy vibes

15:50: dumb bitch characters are unaffected

15:56: there isn't even ominus music just a consistent background noise and an every so often background noise and creepy ways the scene are shot but it's wooorrrkkkingggggg

16:03 suspense is building what's gonna happennnn

16:08 what's that dark stain. i hope it's water

16:25 shit what's happened

16:28 she is unsteady this is not god the weird noises are getting creepier

16:30 biiiiig step back

16:32 oh no she has seen something

16:36 oh wow this is killing me but like in a good way

1639 wooow this is a looooot creepier now

16:46 the way we are being brought to look at the thing emma is looking at is excruciating ahhhhhhhhh

16:54 oh nooooooo what issss itttttttt

16:56 hot ducking shit is that conny

17:00 ok so there's a flower

17:01 ok so the flower stabbed conny

17:06 SHIIT

17:29 are they out of food why would he want to catch a cat for dinner this seems bad

17:36 FUCK

17:42 god this animation is beautiful

17:46 huh so it seems like connys dead dead. um i didn't mean it when i said i hope she dies first

17:50 so do they eat people

17:52 yes

18:01 what did they just put connys body in?

18:03 oh no

18:09 FARMMMM

18:11 "only the rich can-" CAPITTTALLLLLISIOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

18:14 AHHHHHHH SHUUUUT UP U FOOLSSS

18:22 ANOTHER

18:32 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

18:39 AHHHHHH NOOOOOO DONTTT FINDDD THEEMMMMMMMM

18:52 NOOOOOOOOOO

18:53 AHHHHHYHHHHH SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

19:03 ahhh yes hyperventilation

19:22 no

19:26 denial

19:48 shouldn't everyone be able to hear her pained wail

19:54 badly like it went like shit like thank fucking god they found out but also it's the worst thing ever

20:25 such great expression of emotions is shown

21:09 yes escaping an evil cult canabil type farm shit will be EXAXTLY like playing tag yes great splendid why was i ever worried i might as well stop watching this series now because you can defeat all of your problems with the ability's you have attained from tag

21:12 SOMMMEEBODDDYYSSSSS EEVVEEESSSDROOPPPINGHGGH

21:17 HOT FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK THAT SCARED ME

21:29 SHITTTTTTTTT

#anime #humor #spoilers #deamons #conny #the promised neverland #monsters #noise #sound #the way the story uses sound is incredible #act natural

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galrakythel · 6 years

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voltron s6 liveblogging

episode 1:

lance sweetpea

hunk being a diplomat is everything

sendak is making his own BOM LMFAOOO

shes fucking pERFECT. i need her as my teacher

why woudl you keep staying on that planet if it gets so much radiation like get the fuck off that planet

that doughy face is beautiful

someone call keith because shiro needs help asap

sendak needs some chill. relax my furry king

holy shit sendak’s talking about shiro ‘your new master’s bidding.” lotor or haggar?

acxa zethrid and ezor need a vacation after dealing with this ridiculous imperial family, bless these children

hunk giving orders makes me so fucking happy

“thruster sequence”

haggar really going all out

there goes lance and allura saving each other again, love you babies

tbqh y’all need to evacuate this planet

she fucking cured herself omg she didn’t need nobody’s help for that. not zarkon, not lotor, not alfor. just her. my empress honerva yo

episode 2:

“how are you so sure?” -keith. “I pushed you out of my vag, son.” -krolia.

i love lotor, but stop using allura

lance needs a vacation too. like some good recharge time

oh my god is keith gonna get his mark here

yoooo you aint calling her mom yet?!?!?!

how y’all getting out of there now

yoooooooo this episode is brutal

she’s protecting him so much and i’m dying

yooooo this is so cliche i love it

omg krolia omg omg i love you. i love you and your hubby and your son

lance you are worthy!!!!

holy shit earth was really invaded

KEITH GAVE SHIRO HIS FATHER’S CLOTHES TO WEAR. KROLIA AND KEITH’S FATHER ARE LIKE KEITH AND SHIRO. SHEITH AND ALLURANCE ARE CONFIRMED. I DONT MAKE THE RULES!

KROLIA LOVES HER FAMILY SO FUCKING MUCH OMG

holy shit two years!!!!! so he’s basically an adult and all the discourse was for nothing lmfao

yo they got a family dog now!!!!

omg is that romelle!!!?!?!?!?!?!

episode 3:

yo i wish all rpgs were like this

coran!!!! i love you!

shiro is playing himself. lmfao. shiro is such sweet boyfriend material. how can ppl not love him? i love him so much

i want to play monsters and mana

a blazing sword wowwwww and shiro is missing!!!! that’s some foreshadowing!!!

more foreshadowing with the twin. twin my ass, clone looking ass

legit weird foreshadowing.

tbh that’s better teamwork than my own guild in WoW

episode 4:

they going back to daibazaal

that boy using you allura

yes hunk. this is nuts. i don’t like this idea either.

it revealed them.... well, it’s gonna reveal that lotor is evil, right?

so he literally needed allura as a battery pack because he couldn’t get out either way

i knew there were more alteans!!!!!!!

wow lotor is harvesting ppl. i suppose he might be worse than his father?

HOLY SHIT!

he’s still trying to fucking manipulate her lmfao wowwwwww

this is a lot of clusterfucking right now

holy shittttttt

oh damnnnnnn

episode 5:

but is it really shiro or just a clone.tell me

y’all should shoot the gate so lotor and haggar don’t do anything

acxa is really calling haggar honerva wow

honerva omfg why are you like this

yoooooooooo lotor you’re really gonna fight her

generals being flippy floppy. was acxa always on his side????

omfg he really is a clone holy shittttttttt

this is actually really brutal. like. was he ever the real shiro?

did keith’s eyes go galra

ohhhhhh my godddddd he said I LOVE YOU

BLACK COME GET YO BOYS!!!!!!

THEY WOULD DIE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT OMG

episode 6:

"all good things” ARE YOU TELLING ME HE HAS TO LET HIM GO

HOLY SHIT OMFG HE DEAD

CAN”T YOU PUT HIS mind in that body??????????

that’s what i had said, destroy the gate.

yo lotor doesn’t even care about the empire. like he doesn’t give a fucking damn and y’all thought he did lmfao

like where the hell is the coalition. where the hell is kolivan. you sent keith to get krolia and they’ve been gone a while. keith hasn’t checked in. like go get those blades!!!!

lmfao lotor is really trying

but for real he’s acting more like zarkon everyday and he gets upset because people call him for what he is

keith baby, where you at

lotor has gone full crazy. honerva collect your son

acxa good job

holy shit lotor

acxa, zethrid, ezor. it’s now fucking time to join the coalition and stop this nonsense. y’all seriously could have just gone to allura instead of zarkon and had been treated like actually people than fucking pawns

you could have told allura what he was trying to build all along, instead you thought and you thought wrong.

PATIENCE YIELDS FOCUS

we don’t deserve keith and shiro at all. they are princes

episode 7

“defender of all universes” welp holy shit. multiple realities?

dark voltron is fast yo

this is literally what alfor was afraid of with this other comet. that’s why he didn’t tell honerva or zarkon. they could have made another voltron or a another lion

the altean empire! omfg

yooo why do i feel like they’re gonna stumble upon some fuckin space monster

oh god lotor is gonna get corrupted

or is lotor gonna become a space monster

lotor is no longer a problem? LMFAO okay keith

they ditching the castle. i guess you gonna go to headquarters now huh

ohhhh and where the hell are the generals

oh my god is allura gonna transfer him

allura going full avatar aslasdlaskjd

OMFG SHE DID IT SHIRO IS IN THE BODY I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!

“YOU FOUND ME”

he’s leaning on keith jfc

OMG THEY’RE GOING TO EARTH!!!!!!!!!!

#voltron liveblogging #voltron spoilers #*mine #s6

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sheepbutthead · 6 years

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All o em

Heyyy thanks random human bean.

Everything You Could Ever Want to Know About Me

1. Last kiss

The last kiss I participated in was with Kaitlyn in the back of my car.

2. Last phone call

I hate phone calls but I think the last one I was on was my sister calling me from the other room to turn the tv down.

3. Last text message

My last text message was this morning was to my sister this morning: “I have to be at counselling by 11 and I still need to do some laundry.”

4. Last song you listened to

Yellow Ostrich - Don’t Be Afraid

5. Last time you cried

The last time I really cried was a few days ago when I watched the last episode of The Office. It was so friggin good and I was emotional, man. I cried like 5 times.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

Yes, multiple times. It’s not always a good idea.

7. Been cheated on

Not that I know of.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it

Yes definitely.

9. Lost someone special

Who hasn’t? My grandfather and my sister are the biggest ones.

10. Been depressed

When am I not, really?

11. Been drunk and threw up

Actually, I haven’t. And I’ve gotten PRETTY drunk.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

Yeeeeee boi. It was very nice yo

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

Just the one.

15. Made a new friend

Actually, yes sort of. One of my friend’s coworkers has been talking with me and it’s nice to know I’m not completely unfriendable.

17. Laughed until you cried

Nah not this year. Not yet anyway.

18. Met someone who changed you

Nope, but the year is still young.

19. Found out who your true friends were

I’ve kind of always known. I only really have two.

20. Found out someone was talking about you

I never hear of anyone talking about me. But if you see someone talking about me, tell me about it because I’m self-absorbed and I want to know what they said and think about me.

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

I don’t really remember doing much. I just hung out with friends I think.

27. What time did you wake up today

Ummm I think around 8? Maybe?

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

I cannot wait for a brain that isn’t constantly trying to sabotage everything. I also cannot wait to buy some gummies because it’s been too long.

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

Oh boy. July 4th 2016.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

Oh man, just one thing? God. Probably cheating on someone or my anxiety/self confidence crap to go away. That would help a lot.

32. What are you listening to right now

I’m not really listening to anything right now. Meghan’s watching a movie in the living room and my laptop is wheezing and begging for death.

33. When is the last time you had sex?

Wow. I hadn’t thought about it but maybe like…two or three weeks ago. Maybe almost a month. I guess it also depends on what you define sex as.

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

My stupid fingers typing every other word wrong for these answers. And never being able to remember what I want to tell my counselor when I go to see her.

35. Most visited webpage

Either Youtube or Instagram.

36. Favorite colour

That’s kind of tough. I like blue but burgundy and maroon looks pretty good on me.

37. Nicknames

SheepButtHead and variations of that, Jess, Saps (an old one, man).

38. Relationship Status

Single (?) I guess??

39. Zodiac sign

Libruh boi

40. Male or female

Male boi

41. Primary school

Pleasant Valley Elementary

42. Secondary School

We don’t really have a secondary school. It’s split up between the high school and the elementary school.

43. High school/college

Pleasant Valley High. I have not gone to college yet.

44. Eye color

Greenish, bluish, grey?

46. Height

6′ 1″

47. Do you have a crush on someone

When don’t I? I guess you could say so.

48. What do you like about yourself

I gave a kid a nut for his skateboard wheel so he wouldn’t be stranded after he lost his.

49. Piercings

None and I don’t really want any.

50. Tattoos

None but I have a lot planned.

51. Righty or lefty

Righty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

No piercings, man.

54. First best friend

Uhhhh maybe Tanis Henry. In like 7th grade.

55. First hookup

Like losing my virginity? That was Misty Heard.

56. First Bestfriend

….Tanis

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

Nothing at the moment.

60. Drinking

Nothing at the moment.

61. I’m about to

Watch a bunch of youtube videos or spam someone with a bunch of snpachats.

62. Listening to

I think I already answered this, man.

63. Waiting for

Physical affection and gummies.

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

Maayybbeeee not. I’m not really sure anymore. I think it might be nice but it’s going to be a LONG time before I have any.

65. Get married?

Yes definitely.

66. Career

Oh god, I don’t really know anymore. I just know I want to make things and be creative. It’d be cool to make movies and stuff. Like animated movies or something.

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

Shittttttttt, that’s hard. Eyes are obviously really nice but I kind of have a thing for mouths. Sooo I guess ultimately, it’d be lips. But eyes are also really nice.

68. Hugs or kisses

Kisses, man. Hugs are nice and all but I’d much rather be making out than hugging. Combing the two is the best option.

69. Shorter or taller

I don’t really have a preference but I’m really tall so my only option ends up usually being shorter. My personal history agrees.

70. Older or Younger

Again, I don’t really have a preference I guess. But I’m a little wary of the younger. It just feels a little weird even if there isn’t anything technically wrong with it.

71. Romantic or spontaneous

Ahhhh both are really nice. Why not both? But if I have to chose, it’d probably be romantic.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

Hm. Damn. I don’t really know. I haven’t really thought about it. I guess maybe nice arms.

73. Sensitive or loud

I have no idea what this means but I guess sensitive??

74. Hook-up or relationship

I like long term relationships more but I can appreciate the chillness and noncommittal hook up.

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

Nope but it’s really something I would be opposed to, I guess.

77. Drank hard liquor

Yes and it’s just not as fun as the bitch beers.

78. Lost glasses/contacts

I don’t wear them so I’ve never had the opportunity to lose them.

79. Had sex

Yep. Maybe just a few times. Just maybe.

80. Broken someone’s heart

Unfortunately, yes. Not really something I’m proud of.

82. Been arrested

Nope, I would cry.

83. Turned someone down

No, not really. Not that I can think of. I guess kind of maybe.

84. Cried when someone died

No shit, Sherlock.

85. Fallen for a friend

Uh yeah I think you could definitely say that.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

No. If I do, it’s very rare.

87. Miracles

I don’t think so.

88. Love at first sight

No, definitely not. It’s not love it’s just a more intense attraction.

89. Heaven

Yikes, I don’t know. I guess I kind of do.

90. Santa Clause

I try, for my brothers’ sake, but not genuinely.

91. Kiss on the first date

I think it’s fine to kiss on the first date if you’re both really feeling it. I mean, it really depends on how the date went.

92. Angels

That kind of goes hand in hand with heaven.

93. How would you label yourself?

God, I don’t know. White privileged male. Bi, I guess. Kind of a useless piece of shit.

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

Gummies. I don’t know, I don’t pray my man.

95. Did you sing today

Yes I did, I sung in my car while taking my brothers to their tutoring.

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

I guess it kind of depends on who’s really an ex. It’s a little confusing. I guess Jessi.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

Oooohhhhhh boi. About three years ago. 2015 was NOT a good year for my morals. I’d start in 2015 and work my way back up from there.

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

Fuck what a loaded question. I guess I just want to be happy and content in love without having to worry about too much stuff in my relationship. Or maybe better motivation/confidence to go to the gym.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

I don’t think I’m necessarily afraid of falling in love. I think I’m more so just afraid of being vulnerable. And if I can’t be vulnerable then how can I really let love in?

100. Do you like the way you look?

I think I like how my dress style is. And it’s only getting better. I don’t, however, like my physical appearance that much. Don’t get me started on that.

#asksaps #eyyy #thank you anon #this was cool #I kind of wish it had better questions though #if anyone knows of a better question thing #let me know

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