#yeah sorry bout that one

[milfcutlawquane]

Hanzo as King Sombra from the well-known My Little Pony series because they share dub actor in the LatAm dubs

The only explanation I have for this is this post which is enlightening in itself maybe perhaps

#grande dan osorio como siempre 🙏🏽 #I'm kinda proud of this one! actually! #perart #digital art #fanart #overwatch #hanzo shimada #king sombra #yeah sorry bout that one #overwatch: friendship is magic

[brawnie]

I do think that in modern au one piece Luffy’s friend group has a separate group chat without him where they all complain about times they’ve fallen in love with him. And every time Luffy makes a new friend and they come to Zoro or Nami about their feelings for Luffy they get added to the group chat

#one piece #luffy #zoro #nami #they’re all like yeah that’s just a part of it bud. sorry bout it #his autistic rizz is off the charts

[todayisafridaynight]

i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off

#snap chats #WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT #SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH #AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES #AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH #I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT #AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY' #LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭 #ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now #i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on #watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english #like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches #see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine... #LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES #in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout #or am i insane.it could be both idk #its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!! #I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS #anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls #which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...

[watanesia]

nose kisses and a callie who definitely has too much fun with marie

+ bonus masterpiece

#this is like throwing crumbs at pigeons hey party animals #did this on magma with my fiance soo its a bit lowquality! sorry bout that... and don't mind the handwriting It was hard writing on magma #also peep the green friendship bracelet. yeah. my big mind conjured that up (marine has a pink one too they're basically married) #aohota #hotaoo #❕

[mariatesstruther]

maria having a habit of rubbing her forehead and temples or the bridge of her nose when she gets stressed like joel

baby miller notcies and eventually whenever they see momma is tressed starts going “ill wub for u mama :)” and rubs her face with their lil hands

it bever fails to make maria and tommy smile

#one time joel is stressed out bc ellie had a terrible day at school and needs alone time to regulate #he doesnt wanna bother her but hes visually worried so baby miller climbs up into his lap and goes #unca joel?? u sad??? #joel: no baby just stressed #baby miller: ohhhhhh like mama?? #joel: yeah like ur mama gets sometimes #abby miller: lemme wub ur head for ya unca #ABBY MILLER???? LFMKEHSGSHEJEBABY MILLER #joel: (through proud tio tears) thank u baby thats so sweet #maria miller #baby miller #maria and her baby are literally the cutest mother/baby pair in jackson sorry bout it #just like joel and ellie and the best daddy daughter duo #kevin and tommy trying to compete for best daddyson combo #need to write more of them #maria and joel best friend agenda

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

To be honest the dialogue in twd is absolute ass sometimes but the actors deliver their lines with so much conviction that it kinda slips by. You yell that convoluted sentence with your whole cunt, girl.

#this post was sitting in my drafts for months but a line from Fear made me remember it again #''I will do what you tried to do to me only I won't miss'' #translation: I will succeed where you failed but I won't fail #yeah bitch the floor here is made of floor #also for context nobody ''missed''. The thing he tried to do was shove him into a room full of walkers #and he did. successfully #he just somehow didn't fucking die or get a single scratch on him #this show is getting way more entertaining as it goes along but it's still stupid #also thinking bout ''we are the walking dead'' ''no we aint'' ''no you're right we aint'' #thanks for shitting on Rick's metaphor dude. that was almost poignant. #and ''we got one enemy. we aint the walking dead'' ok slay I guess those two statements were related. vaguely. I think. #sorry kinda roasting Daryl specifically here. He's not the worst offender these are the only lines I can think of off the top of my head rn #also a LOT of the dialogue is interchangable between characters. #Daryl's ''Jimmy'' story in his spinoff was just a Negan monologue. hell Rick could even have told it. #they would have said it differently but again that's down to the actors. #all of this is light hearted ofc #I mean all that really matter is I'm Having A Good Time #twd #ftwd

[salem-the-silver]

Horse Stimboard

#therianthropy #icelandic horse therian #horse therian #horse moodboard #horse stimboard #sorry bout the cruchyness #Pinterest be lackin nice horse gifs fr #made me sad😭 #all the running ones were slow mo #like broo I need the energy #also it’s water related cause for some reason stepping in puddles really makes me go horse #idk what it is #but yeah trotting and running really make me feel horse #so do environments like these #hope you other horses enjoy fr fr #and non horses #this is for anyone fr

[nanodot]

miku from that twitter thing for the spoopy month

#nano art #hatsune miku #y'all should check out all the project voltage designs on twitter #they all bop #my favorite mikumon is the fighting type one #anyways yeah just something for the spooky monht #don't feel like posting anything directly on halloween #sorry bout that

[larabar]

unleashed stuff :'|

#had art block for a bit sorry bout that sjhbfd #i bring you Angst #also! the second to last doodle with dark gaia is like. a nightmare thing he had #i think my thought process for it was that he was so shaken up when dark gaia took the werehog form away #because he ... didnt pass out but something kinda similar to that one cutscene in sa1 when tikal shows him why chaos is angry ? #yknow like a vision. but in Nightmare Form #he saw perfect dark gaia before it even became perfect dark gaia #and uhhhh idk how to describe it but yeah he was pretty shaken up :) #sth #doodles #sonic unleashed

[gas-station-chai]

After rereading "Spencer Fucking Middleton" by @raspberryjerryfor the nth time, I wrote a little thing based off of it. (outline-formatted ofc, nothing finished; true chai-guy style)

(Content Warnings: canon-typical violence, AKA Spencer Middleton on his psycho freak shit again)

Before turning in his assignment to the collector, Spencer forces the shapeshifter to look like Jack for a bit to ‘indulge in some stress relief.’ She thinks something terrible is about to happen to her, of course. She’s seen what was (or rather, wasn’t) inside of Spencer Middleton’s mind, she knows he’s incredibly fucked up. God only knows what he had in store for her.

But instead of whatever she had in mind, Spencer grabs her face (Jack’s face, technically) and orders her in a quiet but firm voice, “Tell me you remember me.” There’s a beat of silence before he reiterates,  “Tell me that you remember us.” 

The shapeshifter only stares at him in surprise, and she reiterates to him like she did with Jack that, “I can’t copy memories, only voices and--” Spencer cuts her off with a frustrated noise between a yell and groan, squeezing her face even harder. 

“I don’t give a fuck about what you can and can’t do,” He grinds out between gritted teeth, towering over the kneeling form of his nemesis and grinding his knee against the tungsten spear still embedded in her chest, pressing harder to punctuate every word, “Say. That you. Remember.” 

Once he was satisfied with the way he had her gasping and screaming in pain using Jack’s voice, he eased up on the pressure and leaned back a little, sneering, “And try to act like you mean it.” 

She took a moment to collect herself, gasping and heaving with tears spilling from her borrowed green eyes. She didn’t dare to break eye contact with the psychopath above her. Despite the tears blurring her vision, she could still see the malicious snarl on his lips and his cold, cruel gaze on her. 

“I…” She pauses, forcing down the sob that wants to tear from her throat, before continuing, voice heavy with guilt and sorrow, “I remember you, Spencer. I-I remember everything, and I’m…” She struggles to search for her next words as the pain in her chest screams for her attention. Spencer quickly focuses her once again by gripping her jaw, making her whimper, “I’m sorry I even forgot in the first place.”

For a moment, Spencer looks like someone had just stabbed him through the heart; there’s a flash of bitter heartache and anger in his eyes, before he quickly looks away from her to let out an annoyed sigh as he rubs his temples with his free hand. After taking a moment to collect himself, he grins back down at her. 

“Nice improv skills, there.” Standing up straight, he lets go of Jack’s face and gives her a moment of relief, before it was quickly ruined when he threaded his fingers through borrowed black curls and yanked, causing her to hiss in pain. Spencer only threw his head back with a laugh at the noise as he began dragging her by the hair to his car. 

“It’s too bad they won’t help you in the shithole you’re headed to.”

#the amount of times i mistake this fic for cannon is kinda unreal tbh #i just want them to be happy at one point in their lives :( #also justification to be a spencer middleton apologist LOL #anyways #chai writes stuff #jencer #spack #tftgs jack #tftgs spencer #jack townsend #spencer middleton #tftgs #tales from the gas station #oh yeah the shapeshifters pronouns are kinda confusing bc. yknow #sorry bout that

[transgender-purugly]

GRISS IN FEH 100% REAL NOT CLICKBAIT GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL AT 3AM 🔥💯‼️😳😱 (I SHITTED AND PISSED AND FARDED)

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem engage #feh #griss fire emblem #fe griss #yeah. sorry bout this one fellow grissheads #love mauviers fucked up silhouette back there. why he so wide

[shittywriterbrain]

i''mm ,, fifne

#another one for the void #yeah sorry bout the germanposting if u want context abi are the final exams (kinda like a-levels for uk folks)

[todayisafridaynight]

is there anyone you ship ichi with? 👀

dragon quest collection for the nintendo switch 🥰🥰

#snap chats #its so he can play dq on the go !!!!!!! switch runs like piss but its ok the latest console in the 2000s was the ps2 #plus it just the first three games ported he'll love it #OH BUT REAL TALK ?? yeah no one i guess #idk i just cant see ichi with anyone #Believe It Or Not i really dont ship characters on that note #'snap youre the biggest goddamn fucking liar' OK LET ME ELABORATE #I Really Dont Ship Characters BUT when i do I Fucking Do And I'm Incredibly Annoying About It #i cant tell you what'll get me to ship something it'll just happen. like i can list every ship i like on my fingers from every franchise #maybe on one hand even #like there's shit i'll go 'oh thats cute' to but very rarely something i'll have a rubix cube in my dome about #it's like me getting a favorite character i dont expect it to happen but next thing i know im rotating them in my brain like an SSBB trophy #sorry i suck #speaking of tho i gotta be annoying bout my fave dads BYE

[alildritten]

Ah yes, the scariest story of all:

G A Y

(/j)

#alright time for context in the tags!! your favorite show!!! yippee! #yeah so anyway basically i was thinking up fictional scenarios with my ocs (of course as always) #and i was thinking about hey! so what about this werewolf character. yknow? silver? what if we thought about when they were a little kid #and stuff. you know? why not and all and so i was having fun with that thinking about how theyd have had to keep their werewolf-ness #a secret. but their parents know and are trying to keep it a secret as well and what-not #and one day silver gets invited to a sleepover. yknow. at night. theyre a werewolf??? that wouldnt go well #other than the fact that they can control that wolf form?? (i need to figure out what to call it) #so itd be fine but its supposed to be a secret because if people knew silver would be reported to the authorites because in that universe #humans do exist they just kicked any weird hybrid or beast or whatever off onto another planet #jokes on them the little beasties are doing fine and after a bit of adjusting and working on fitting into the new world #that theywere forced onto with no way back #they have a whole civilization and are doing great!!! but everytime that the humans on their world realize someones like. a werewolf or #a vampire or anything. WELP BYE-BYE HAVE A NICE TRIP #and well theres a new orphan in town on the other world! well heck hopefully they live alright and maybe get adopted? #BUT ANYWAY OFF TRACK WHOOPS so basically silvers parents are like ‘no. you cant’ but silver’s friends had asked several times in the past #and really wanted to have a sleepover with silver. idk and so basically silver writes a note saying ‘hey i did go sorry bout that- #dont worry i got it covered i can keep my wolf formt hing hidden no worries’ or something basically says that and goes to the sleepover #(friends think silver finally got permission) and wow i just realized this is a long story heck lemme try and shorten a little #and eventually at one point they all wanna tell scary stories cause why not #and once i got there my brain kinda kept pausing and then swoosh new train thought woahh!! #and started thinking about a cute scenario about two ocs of mine who are VERY GAY hehe <3 #but i thought it was a bit funny because i realized that i was about to have some lil kids tell each other scary stories and then woop brain #go hey think about this cute gay scenario!! so ah yes. cute gay scenario=SCARY (/j) #does this even make any sense at all i genuinely dont know but i had fun talking about ocs so yea ima sleep now #have a good day/night to you!!! <333 YIPPEE anyway bye bye goodnight bla bla bla woohoo

[bob-no-escape-ask]

ron are you /srs or /j

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#bob no escape au #ne bob mod #ask #fnf ron #no escape bob au #ron fnf #bobs onslaught #continuity #no escape bob mod #fnf bob #oo yall pronablu onow who meri is but i wonder who cody and lune could be.... #real ones already know/lh #yea this one took AHWILE #yeah sorry bout that this one took AWHILEEEE #act 1

[merry-the-cookie]

I realize this is a bit of a longshot but did you ever make any deh acrylic charms?? I desperately wanna buy one from ya if im able

dude i am very sorry to say but you are like six years late for that fjdhHFJSJDJ thats very kind though, but yeah im not restocking those :’) thank you tho, sorry!!

#edit: if u wanna make yourself a keychain for purely personal and non financial reasons dude ill send you a file #it was my first time making merch and it went terribly #for me at least #horrible experience very bad money managing on my part lowkey got backstabbed by someone i considered a friend #ended up paying outta pocket for the shipping and tbh also maybe half of the production costs fjfksjf Bad i tell you!!! #and the mental anguish of the designing process idk why dude i think this was one of the most stressful experiences of my life #learned a lot tho! #traumatized me out of doing merch for five good years but learned a lot!!!! #thankfully it was on a smaller scale than the 5sos charms lmfao #but yeah anyway im very sorry i appreciate it but i have a little too many bad memories about the whole deh experience and fandom and. well #everything about that time to even think about ever restocking 🧍 #anon #ask #sorry bout the whole oversharing just on ur ask btw gjdjHDJSJS u did nothin wrong im rlly flattered!!! it just unlocked a memory fjdjHDJAHDH