#y'all it was sooo funny

[charlotterenaissance]

i'm kind of upset i wasn't able to watch odd squad as a kid because it is exactly my humor in a fun learning environment

like i just watched an episode because mark mckinney, kevin mcdonald, and scott thompson were in an episode. together. i had to check that out. and everyone.

it was a clue spoof. about shapes. it took me several minutes to realize that they were even teaching me about shapes!

kevin was a guy obsessed with rectangles who invented the ice cream sandwich and whose cake has been stolen. mark was a war general named pentagon doing A Voice who stole a farmhouse out of a painting. scott was a german professor of squares who stole a diamond that if you turn to the side is *gasp* a square. there's a fashion designer named triangle with triangle shaped hair whose triplet sister and brother helped her steal aformentioned cake because kevin never remembered their birthday, which is the same day as theirs by a massive coincidence.

the episode ends with kevin deciding the cake needed to be destroyed because of all the pain it caused and throwing it to the ground. agent otto screams like he just saw his parents killed in a car accident. everyone has round cupcakes because no one there will steal something without an edge.

i've never had more fun learning something while members of my favorite comedy troupe ran around to shape jokes

#i am having a bitch of a period and finding this has made it slightly better #y'all it was sooo funny #i accidentally watched a different episode because it was listed wrong on imdb #so i can confirm it wasn't just b/c of mark scott and kevin #just hilarious #the kids in the hall #the odd squad #mark mckinney #scott thompson #kevin mcdonald

[carefulfears]

I hate when people dismiss the Phoebe thing as Scully simply having been jealous. She was his best friend first, and she did what any good friend would have

yeah it's pretty reductive, honestly. scully has been very protective of mulder since the pilot; the first 3 episodes of the show are literally her committing to him, holding a man hostage at gunpoint to find him, and cutting ties with her friends who make fun of him.

this was largely her arc in squeeze, after only having known him for a couple of weeks, as she defends him to colton multiple times

and, in the end, concludes that she would rather be “on the side of the victim” with mulder than climb the ladder with her classmates, and tells colton to fuck off the next time he’s rude about her partner

in ghost in the machine, she's disapproving of jerry from the moment they meet, knowing literally nothing about him except that he used to work with mulder

and she instantly recognizes the profile that jerry presents as mulder's work, whispering to him to ask if that's his, to which he replies "forget it, no" and then later fibs and says that jerry apologized for stealing it (once you tell your best friend you can't go back lol)

all of these examples pre-date her behavior in fire, and are episodes where she's put in situations navigating mulder around other men

y'all remember the first time she met krycek and just flat out refused to shake his hand lmao

i touched on this a little bit in my post on fire, but scully really was just so enthralled by him from the very beginning. she grew up on a military base with her navy captain father and two brothers, and her only relationships have been with older men in power.

she instantly is so aligned with mulder and that there's something different in him than she's used to, but she's aware that the openness and softness that she's so drawn to in him makes him more vulnerable, and she's desperate to protect it

in beyond the sea, the very next episode after fire, she screams at boggs that if mulder dies she'll gas him into hell herself, and boggs tells her that he's tasted the afterlife.

that it's a cold and dark place, and mulder's looking in on it now. she replies, "it might be a cold dark place for you, but it's not for mulder"

she knows him, and she's so moved by him and what he wants to do in the world. these are the values that she left medicine to follow.

"jealousy" honestly doesn't even compare to the kind of ferocious protectiveness that she feels towards him from the very start, she really doesn't trust anyone around him for anything. they can't possibly get it like she does, if they treat him that way.

he may not care if people call him names or steal from him or try to make him walk through fire, but he really is just her best friend. and she can't stand it.

#she shares him with the world only reluctantly #literally her found treasure that she wants to hide away in the basement #she is sooo funny about it tho like she truly doesn't fucking play #she's 5 feet tall in heels but she'll fucking kill you #remember when she found out he was just talking to an entomologist and she literally got on an airplane and was there the next day #i literally only talked about season 1 in this post #she does this for 25 years #PLEASE do submit any and all inquiries to speak to him or breathe his air to miss dana scully!! #she really just does feel like no one else GETS it like she's the only one who understands this wonder that she's stumbled across #and also as far as how closed off she is towards his old partners or girlfriends even before meeting them it's just likeee #look at him #you can deduce that his last relationships have not gone well #of course she's super wary from the get go #the man is not the way he is because the people in his life have been kind #and she just reads him and how he's really feeling so lightning fast #she knows when something is getting to him or he's uncomfortable #even when he stays in the situation #anyway #she's soooo perfect #and so are y'all thank you for the ask!! #asks #scully #kae meta

[ourskiesaboveus]

@doomed-bythe-narrative

this is stupid but i had a lot of fun following the tournament and making propaganda so i wanted to make something after mike's defeat

comic under the cut for implied 115 spoilers and other vague misc spoilers (also bad art /hj)

and then 114 happens

#it's too late i think i lost the punchline whoops #rip mikey you had a good run. ngl very doomed of you to lose a tournament #losing to daniil is better than losing to a dog though sooo #also thanks to the runners for running the poll y'all are underrated #this isn't funny but it made me think about edgar's stance on iterations and ethics regarding them so it ended up being a win anyway

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Promo time!!

Oof her body

SLFJGHSKDHS wait all the ghosts??

Oh okay just Nancy xD presumably

LOL that's wild

Oh my gosh xD

Okay that's the last of my last thoughts!! Now time for a little. . .

REVIEW

Not as formal as any of the ones I say REVIEW for, even Abbott lol

FLOWER'S ALIVE (DEAD) GUYS!! OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK :OO y'all that is wild xD

Honestly I'd been hoping for something like that but they really committed o.o

I do think a full commitment would've been cool but I really miss Flower xdd :( and also I feel like there's a lot that could still be done with her character

If it takes more than just next episode to find her though that'd be cool! And even these four episodes without her has been interesting :o!

Anyway PETE'S EX-WIFE IS DEAD!!! CAROL!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!

(makes me think of that sound lol. I don't remember what the name is but it's a tiktok sound xD)

That's just absolutely wild lol, I hope she sticks around xD but not for like, too long lol

She seems annoying xD

Also poor Sam and Jay with their friends xdd they didn't deserve that :(

But also it was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS OH MY GOSH XDDDD

I was just DYING throughout the entirety of this episode lol. Even throughout the cringe of second-hand embarrassment lol. Afterwards my mom even asked me if my show was funny or something like that when she came out here because I had been laughing so much lol. It was really just an amazing episode xD. Also Jay digging up Flower's death site for Sam 🥰🥰 we love a man like him /hj. Half joking because it wasn't just for her xD. Although the "because once my wife fell down the stairs" was so real and accurate 💀 xD.

All the ghosts were living for the chaos this episode and I was living for it xD. I mean, they usually are lol, but they had the especially sneaky drams-loving ones mainly involved lol. That certainly did not help Sam and Jay xD.

Also their poor friends xD. Thinking the entire (okay well like half) the time that they were gonna be murdered 💀. That's what you get for making slightly weird comments guys xD. Jokes in the moment, threats/promises later lol.

Now here's what I'm wondering: if Flower's still a ghost (I was gonna say alive dead again because alive was my go to but I've said that a lot lol), what was the pillar of light? They said one of the basement ghosts didn't disappear, and Crash was there, so: who was it?

Wait- they checked Stephanie right? o.o I remember she was in the preview so I think she was mentioned? But uh oh o.o

Hm! I don't know. Anyway, I might have more to say later, but I need to go eat and this is all I have in my brain right now lol :D.

So, yeah!! It was an absolutely amazing episode, I really liked it :). Halloween in March could've felt a little weird, but it was really fun lol!! Probably helped it not feel to out of town by the fact that Halloween wasn't a big focus (stuff happened and worked because of Halloween, but the focus was the stuff, ig, if that makes sense) lol. Anyway!! Everybody slayed this episode :DD. And just once again OH MY GOSH FLOWER AND CAROL ARE GHOSTS!! Flower still, because SHE'S ALIVE (DEAD)!! Still shocked over that lol. The well makes total sense though, poor girl xd. Love her <3 🥰. Also she sounded so scared down there 😭🥺. Poor girlie <33. But, yeah, I loooved this episode :D. It was so good!!

See you guys next time!!

#ghosts #cbs ghosts #ghosts cbs #oasis's ghosts chatter #y'all that was wild lol #sooo good though loved that episode #I think my favorite of season 3 so far!! #and maybe one of my favorites over all lol because it was just so funny xD #despite feeling bad for sam and jay at being seen as crazy and then crazy murderers lol xd :'( #but yeah xD I loved it lol #wow #gosh that was wild slfkdhjgs #okay love y'all!!! :DD ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!

[brown-spider]

Hi! I really love your Spidersona Sunny, they're such a mood. Ngl they crack me up with how done they already are with the whole hero gig😂 and I was curious about something.

Do you think Sunny and Miles would get along? They seem like they would be great friends for lots of reasons, like their shared love of art and how similar you said their worlds are. Also maybe a shared kind of disillusionment with heroing, cause let's be real, there ain't no way Miles is coming out of any of this even slightly okay. Highkey think he was a little depressed before he got jumped by hundreds of spider people and after having the friends and mentor he was desperate enough to give up his passions for, only for them to gaslight and betray the hell out of him, plus whatever fucked up shit that's for sure happening in Btsv, it's gonna get so much worse. That and I think Miles would find Sunny's ability to juke the canon, kinda like he does, so awesome. Deadpool joking about Sunny avoiding plot trauma by running off screen is everything. They just say, "nah, fam I'm good" and just leaves🤣

Miles: If you teach me how to juke canon I'll watch Deadpool for you.

Sunny: Deal

I feel like Miles could make friends with anybody tbh 😂

Miles and Sunny's attitudes towards heroing are a bit different, i think. Miles stepped up to the mantle after building up confidence that he deserves it, that he can be someone ppl rely on. He's outraged by the idea that Spiderman as a symbol of heroism/hope can't "always" win or can't do "both." He also has bit of pettiness around the lack of reward/freedom/gratitude for being Spiderman; it comes with the territory of being a teenager who does selfless deeds on the daily only to get grounded or have his roomate not bother to dial 3 numbers or be told that he isnt allowed to stop his dad from dying-

Ahem.

Whereas Sunny doesn't have a sense of duty or optimism towards being Spiderman. They don't WANT to be someone people rely on, they NEVER believed that one person could "always" or "do both", they're resigned to the things happening around them.

Sunny doesn't know about canon events, courtesy of their Peter not telling them because they freaked out at the mere concept of a multiverse and want nothing to do with HQ outside of removing anomalies from their own dimension. Deadpool makes 4th wall breaking jokes but Sunny sees it the same way you and I would react if someone pretended to break the fourth wall; its just a joke. Like "haha, what if we were in a simulation." Of course, ever since they found out about the multiverse, those jokes became much LESS funny to them 😬

So yeah, Sunny dodging canon doesn't come from a determination to live up to what they think Spiderman should be, or out of defiance of The Way Things Are like how it is for Miles, its the exact opposite. They're avoiding responsibility and expectations, they've decided that nothing they do will make a Real difference except to make them More Depressed when they inevitably fail.

If Miles told them about canon events, their response would probably be something like "......... I wish you hadn't told me that." Because what are they supposed to do?? Not only are they being told that Fate has guaranteed certain tragedies occurred to hundreds of thousands of heroes WAY BETTER THAN THEM- but ALSO that those same far-more-skilled-heroes have dedicated themselves to making sure those tragedies continue to happen. So tell them, what the heck are they supposed to do??

They wouldn't do anything. But they also wouldn't stop Miles. They hate the concept of fate and would hope he breaks the algorithm with his friends and saves the day, because its way easier to place their faith in people who can Actually make change than to get involved and get themself hurt.

#this was a long as hell response thank u for asking about my Debilitatingly Defeatist Spidersona lmao #ppl love Sunny from a relatablity stand point but as a protag in a story i think they would drive y'all UP THE WALL #yall would be sooo sick of their attitude so fast #which is why i have to make them funny to make up for the fact that they are depressingly useless <3 #sunny brown #brown-spider #miles morales #peter parker #asks

[mad-hunts]

okay, yeah, barton is a bad guy — that is pretty much a given but what if i told y'all that i got this image of him in my head of him dressed up in matching tuxedos with matilda and them just. attending a masquerade gala as part of some plot to get close to someone and actually not committing any atrocities, but they do do one small little... victimless crime near the end of it which might be Uh. Stealing some rich guys car on the way out or something and flipping him off as they drive off with it, laughing all the way, and it's honestly kind of funny in a bad way because WOW are they bold and perhapsss dare i say it's a little iconic because of the matching tux's + i just imagined them peeling out of the place in the poor guys car like why did they have to do him like that??

i mean it's obviously NOT Good that barton stole that guys car but he actually didn't hurt anyone and stealing the car wasn't even planned. it was just a spur of the moment decision, like i can just imagine them having this completely non-verbal exchange with their eyes once they see this SUPER expensive car in front of the place. because matilda just gets wide eyed like 'OOH, that is niceee' and barton just looks back at her like 'wanna steal it?' and of course she says 'yes, obviously,' like LMAOO idk i just thought it was kind of a nice deviance from the norm for them and they're bonding. criminally, mind you, but still bonding JSJSJ

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings. #ahh... see i told y'all that i would deliver with the fluff didn't i? / j LOL no but idk why this popped up in my head but i just had to- #post it on here bc barton actually not hurting anyone like i said here and only doing something for the mischief of it is. i hate to say it #but it may be KIND of iconic like i said in this little drabble of mine. plusss i can just imagine the convo they had in the car being some #thing like ' hey sooo how long do you think he's going to go without getting another car to replace this one? ' and barton is just like #' HM good question. i'll give him about a week ' and matilda is just like ' oh? you wanna bet on that? because i think he'll get a new one #TOMORROW ' and then suddenly they're making a bet over when this random guy is going to buy another car bc they assume he is and whenever #one of them is proven wrong ( probably barton in this case TBH ) he is just such a sore loser about it but in an amusing way like he's #acting like he's physically pained by it and it's like JSJSJ he really does have the capacity to be funny in a non-mean way sometimes #he just doesn't want to a majority of the time because he's him ☠️ but yeahhh i hope you guys liked this little ramble of mine LOL

[scattered-winter]

sometimes keith and acxa are siblings and sometimes they kiss once (1) before they realize that they're not into it. both are equally true depending entirely on my mood at the time.

#re lrb #on the one hand its sooo fucking funny imagining keith thinking acxa was a twink and acxa thinking keith was a lesbian #but on the other hand i looooove the hc that acxa and keith were twins and krolia had to take acxa with her when she left. #they contain multitudes. #winter speaks #voltron #keith #acxa #long lost siblings....truly a wonderful trope when done correctly and in moderation. side eyes tom taylor. #like!!!!!!! #its about keith and acxa both never really having a place to fit in. and building families for themselves. #and its also about them realizing that they have more connections and more family than they know. #and also its about two traumatized half galra kids with knives. #OUGHOUHUHUGHUHOHHHH <- just had a fucking CONCEPT. oh my god. i need to be insane about this. oh my god. #(for the rewrite. y'all won't get any context. i will be being insane about it though.)

[sinstained]

Shoutout to the lady I encountered the other day who said such and such is older than Methuselah, and said so in the most southern way possible.

she made me think of trash man here.

#hahaha god I love all the old southern ladies I meet. so funny. also love when they call me cute pet names like ''hon.'' #y'all are sooo cute and I hope to be like that when I'm older too. #equipped with strange idioms and biblical references and everything. #I never developed much of a twang myself but lol it sure comes out when I'm around these folks. I tell ya hwat. #I've got time to work on this eh? #† — ɴᴏ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ( ooc. )

[bfuhrnerd]

Anyways, after seeing act 2 of the tournabout: ace attorney musical, I have decided to somehow get even less normal about it than before.

#me irl #turnabout musical #wrightworth fans come get y'all's juice! #ace attorney #funny stuff #but seriously how is the ace attorney fandom not all over this right now. it's sooo fucking good.

[grapeszn]

INSTAGRAM JUST UP AND DELETED MY SAVED COLLECTIONS. I SPENT LIKE A YEAR SORTING POSTS INTO THOSE COLLECTIONS. IT ALSO MYSTERIOUSLY AND WITHOUT WARNING DELETED A BUNCH OF MY CHATS WITH FRIENDS FROM MY INBOX. I LOST SO MANY IMAGES AND VIDEOS MY FRIENDS SENT ME OVER THE YEARS. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

#i genuinely do not understand what the hell #why. like what did i even do #i don't post or comment on IG either #I contacted support twice. no damn response #y'all if you know any fixes...let me know pls! #i had sooo much stuff saved and sorted into collections. recipes fashion inspo poetry n writing excerpts. a vision board even #to be clear i still have my saved posts but they're all unsorted now bc IG deleted my collections #now i'll have to scroll 10 miles if i want to find an older saved post #this is wildest thing for a social media app to do to you unprovoked. ALSO completely and utterly out of the blue. like what #i feel personally targeted im not even kidding lmfaooooo #bc best believe i ran to google to look for fixes. and guess what i got. nothing. damn near nothing #and im about to burst out laughing as i type this out bc what the hell man 🤣😭 this shit is so ridiculous its funny #but im also so angry at having my data wiped that i don't know what to do #man 😭 im tired. im going to sleep #i'll wake up and what next? my instagram as a whole gets fuckin deleted lmfaoo #which when you think about it. is a good thing. they'd be doing me a favor #instagram is demonic atp anyway #personal

[winxys]

triples stans getting on my nerves tonight why r they making fun of kyungju for leaving the industry bc of her health ? y'all r weird

#y'all think u r sooo funny but u r just horrible ppl die #m.text

[bugfail]

being besties with someone who loves a show that I despise is so weird. my friend loves it forever and ever meanwhile I'm over here trying not to peel my skin off with the urge to redesign all the characters ngrnkfknrg

#fury funnie scream #I'll give y'all a hint if you wanna know #it's red the show is sooo red #if you see this bestie I'm sorry hiiiii

[the-acid-pear]

A MIMIR MUCHACHOS a mimir...

#luly talks #im always eepy until its bedtime.then im like heeheehoohoo what if i never slept again? 🤪 #but I've been very bored lately like everything is either too much or too little #I've been struggling to find inner peace NWHSNSHABS #okay i think I'll set my goal tomorrow to make some art. some silly comics. at least let em be SKETCHY who carss #no one cares i just want to put sumthin out there... and i will ! ! ! #bc i have some funny ideas its true its true i do #ina repetition mood if y'all dont seem to mind i am quite tired snd i love that stuff sooo much #feel like columbo going on a semi related rant but my ex blood fucking HATED when i repeated something a lot literally had #words banned bc it was driving her crazy which i find quite funny and symbolic of the disabled experience honestly #like for me to say the same words constantly was easy and comforting but for him it was EVIL and FUCKED UP #we all are so sifjfbfnf #im so tired okay im going to bed manifest some warm sheets and a kinder matress and all sorts of lovely things for me pls heaaart

[cvntrlseecvntrlvee]

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#the number of people reblogging that disgusting ableist af post with tags like #“omg SO accurate” #“this is SOOO funny hahahaha” #like it makes me wanna puke #and the fact thats its like #other writers i respected #y'all really out here showing ur whole asshole huh #like its so gross #having to go through the notes and unfollow SO many people rn #*side eye* #daisee.txt

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

the fact that there are MULTIPLE posts telling y'all to eat veggies is hilarious to me. like tumblr "no food is unhealthy" is going to listen to you. toddler mentality

#sam.txt #like yes technically no food is unhealthy but maybe if u eat mcdonalds 5 times a week u can buy some greens to go with it???? #those posts have like 500k likes and people are in the trenches over fucking broccoli... #and dont tell me that mcdonalds is cheaper than veggies a cucumber is like 4 euro and mcdonalds is like 19$ #i kind of understand what the anon was on about because i sometimes want to #visit y'alls house and hold you down and force feed you veggies like a weaponized grandma ♥ #these posts are so funny too #♥♥please eat veggies its sooo good for you♥♥ #like u have to SELL eating VEGETABLES to 30 YEAR OLDS

[but-a-humble-selfshipper]

I find it soooo funny just how similar Jevil and L.L. are. It's their joker swag and I need to stop trying to deny it.

#💟.txt #info tag #*lil luly #*jevil #I always thought of it L.L. is literally a joker card a comodín #you use it when you need them they can do pretty much anything but on their own they are kinda of nothing #and they are too a fucking clown. undeniable straight up. #I've been thinking of how L.L. would work if they were a character in game and i think there would be an option to call em and maybe it'd #take a turn for it to work (they gotta sprint thru the whole map to get there give em a break) and they'd do as ordered #a last resource!! a card under your sleeve!! a comodín!!! #and they also have the same taste in men as jevil which is sooo funny too #like these are all fucking coincidences man y'all know L.L. is me and also exists since a while back #it's like fate or something SNFGDKDHNDHRNG #tbf irl me has a lot of similitudes w Spamton (L.L. is less miserable than me or at least in a diff flavor thats why i mark the distinction) #anyway i gotta remake L.L.'s outfit and i gotta add some goofy bits to it