#wylan: send his offspring in to do the job as hes not terrified of them

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Jesper: My husband doesn’t want to instil his fear of spiders on our son so he, very calmly, reports them to me like some kinda mob boss. “Jes, theres a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. Immediately. No loose ends. I want proof when the job is done”

Jesper: I have tried to tell him spiders are important for the ecosystem he likes so much, but he’s certain that theres ‘no space for an ecosystem in the kitchen’

#wylan: well go return him to that ecosystem #hes scared of bees and spiders #he appreciates them from a distance but not in his space #nina: what would you do if jes wasnt home? #wylan: send his offspring in to do the job as hes not terrified of them #kaz: youd sacrifice your son to the spider? #wylan: sacrifice is such a strong word #wylan: i prefer ‘offering’ #soc #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wesper #wesper parents