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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 9 months

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sorry i have way too many good things to talk about with this little gremlin brother of mine sjdjdhhsjejkekjdkss

ok you see this volume cover yeah? (aside from me punching a wall over how everyone's in here together) it gives a good taste of how every dexholder uses fly on their 'mon - i won't go into detail about how each kid got their 'mon but the way they were picked up on is really unique from the others.

red has an aerodactyl (mf carries red like a baby)

blue has a charizard (the most practical way to fly a pokemon ig),

green has a jigglypuff (which! actually is just a balloon with helium iirc, and she doesn't like flying types - again, won't explain why but each kid has a good reason for their preference),

yellow (pokespe-exclusive dexholder! very sweet kid) has a butterfree (makes yellow look like a cute fairy which is so adorable),

silver has a murkrow (probably the most badass one, look at how silver poses)

crystal has a natu (looks a little funny how this round ass bird can carry her but I respect that)

and here's gold....

okay. okay

"jil isn't mantine a part flying type there's nothing wrong"

YEAH BUT LIKE THIS IS THE MOST UNNATURAL WAY TO FLY - GOLD LITERALLY MADE A MAKESHIFT GLIDER WITH A DAMN MANTINE WITH REMORAIDS TO HOLD DOWN HIS CUE STICK AND HE FLIES THEM LIKE SO ARGAHRIAA THIS GOOFYASS I LITERALLY CANT WITH HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND /P 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

EVEN BETTER THAT THESE REMORAIDS ARE LIKE THE GUNS OF THE OCEAN SO THEY JUST. SPIT WATER. gold has a fucking shooting glider isn't that the most terrifying thing this kid could come up with - isn't he like ELEVEN YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING. he really said work smarter not harder though he definitely pulled this one out of his ass and by sheer luck was able to decide on this

the thing that really cements this is the actual dynamic between mantines and remoraids, it's like how certain species of fish has a beneficial relationship with larger animals like sharks (scrapping for leftovers on the bigger animal) and it's most definitely applicable with the mantine and remoraid, they have a commensalism relationship. thank you science for teaching me that gotdamn.....

#pokespe really knows how to put the Pokedex data into actual good use and that's how the battles become even more fascinating #the very thought of gold coming home to jaide with his entire team that formed a glider.... “hey sis can you make a big bowl of juice”#“these guys are hella thirsty btw can we keep them 🥺🥺🥺”#she would be. um. wow gold thats gonna add a lot more to our pokemon house huh haha #she still lets them in anyways #nice to see gold having fun so #one day ill tackle a lot of fun things about ruby and steven i just need to reread rs again to remember #gold.fam #pokespe hours #gosh im having so much fun just talking about this media and anyone who has been interested enough to keep up with it-#thank you for even just hearting it it just makes me happy heheh #~ rambling

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asterchats · 10 months

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when i was 11/12-ish there was a 60something yo man online (i have basically always been online) who tried grooming me by complimenting how smart i was/talking politics with me/etc and then he asked me to fly to the US on his money to come on his private yacht and sail the east coast of the us "but not if you're fat or lesbian" and instead of that i reported him to the FBI and the site (a little writing site) got shut down for two months while they investigated and i never heard from him again (and i several-years-later think i ID'd him from a 'wanted' photo for a trafficking ring but also i never heard back about that, so i could have been wrong). that's my interesting 11yo me story. he was not the only one i met online Like That but he was the only one i reported to the FBI lol

#anyway if you were on a small writing site in around 2007/2008 and it disappeared for a couple months. that was me!#aster talks #tbd #grooming cw #child abuse cw #i guess but mostly i just made ????? lots of eyebrows at him and thought 'wow these ppl aren't very good at doing this subtley huh'#and that was it dkfjsldkjkgsdj #it was not a scarring experience but it was a Bizarre experience lol #i think my internet literacy was higher than the guy was expecting maybe. idk. i am sure there are kids who would have played right into it #i was not one of them

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artificialdogs · 11 months

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spiderverse having a cast of mainly poc was the biggest double edged sword I've seen so far

#i love the movie to death but WOW did a lot of artists self report that they cannot draw poc at fucking all #and people are defending the whitewashers to death yet when ppl make their favs darker its a different story huh.#artist i thought was chill came out defending this ass genderbend of miguel and made it into a “let artists draw what they want”#genderbend literally whitewashed miguel. bro got mad and started hating on teenagers for having to see their opinions after his bad take #entire adult beefing w minors LMAOOO mad bcuz u got packed in the qrts #anyway being a poc in fandom spaces is a legit nightmare its gonna be a long few months until spiderverse dies down

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padfootastic · 2 years

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Jegulus baffles me but as long as they treat Sirius fine and there is no wolfstar , the enemy turned lovers trope can be interesting to read. Because otherwise they just copypaste sirius and his troubles onto his brother to make him sympathetic to readers which why??it just ends up being James with a younger slytherin sirius lol while villainising the actual Sirius . I feel they want prongs to be gay but not gay with padfoot because wolfstar would be in serious danger then lmao

(combining these bc they’re in a similar vein and i don’t wanna clog people’s feeds w too much ship hate lol)

i think i’m not a jegulus person first & foremost bc the enemies to lovers trope isn’t my cup of tea but also that’s the only way i can see them work so it’s just not my ship in general ykno? i don’t mind talking about/discussing it but i don’t think i can read proper fic where this whole thing plays out in detail.

also no, anon, how can james be gay with sirius, that’s i n c e s t didn’t u know 😒 it’s ok if it’s regulus tho (even if they’re in the same family tree) bc no one ever described them as being as close as brothers (and ofc remus hugging sirius like a brother was just harry being oblivious 🥰) so yah. prongsfoot is really not okay, alright? 😤

and i’m gonna be honest, that dumb jock stereotype was so prevalent in jily fics too my god. it’s one of the reasons i developed such an aversion for both jily & lily (altho i think it’s gotten much, much better now?). it was rly just a doubly whammy bc u had both jily and wolfstar (neatly fitting boxes 🥰) and both of them fully defanged both my fav boys. it was the most annoying stuff ever. i’m seeing something similar w the jegulus + wolfstar fics too but like. yah. can’t say much there bc the former isn’t my thing and i’m too biased w the latter.

also (warning: this is tipsy pen speaking henceforth so don’t expect coherence) i just think sirius and james are inherently more equal & balanced than literally any other couple on earth. and like,,,i’m not saying i don’t like fucked up dynamics (bc some of my ships would vehemently disagree lmao) but it’s just. so. uncomplicated so fucking simple. and so good to read ykno? and it never feels like you’ve to demean one to prop up the other (what i mean by balanced) because like. for one thing, if you’ve ever written anything, u know how dominant ur characters can be. so do any of us rly think that james or sirius would be ok with their best friend/partner being undermined like that? they’d literally burst out of the page to smack u in the face if u tried like that lol and that’s not something i can say for r/s tbh

#sirius black #wow really channelling all that suppressed sarcarm there huh #it’s just. some other level of cognitive dissonance lol #i’m sorry friends tags are not my friend rn #i can barely type #or think #but rest assured i have a lot of thoughts about this #altho i think most people would know then by now #i’m so repetitive i swear #no original thoughts #pen’s asks

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freunwol · 2 years

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the trend w dtr shopkeepers seems to be obfuscating or just flat out lying about how much they care abt someone (effectiveness of said lying up to interpretation)

#ch 2 spoilers in tags #rouxls w lancer. seam w jevil. swatch w spamton.#and... it seems like spamton w mike #the presentation at the time felt like his true feelings were missing mike but his random bullshit forced him to pivot #i didnt get the vibe that it was a betrayal... i mean along the same vein of 'what no i didnt hear anyone but it sounded like they were #talking to you' i always thought it was lying over how he really feels #but now it REALLY doesnt feel like that w new context #given how he talks! i think 'anything you see on tv' will turn out to translate to smthn like 'the tv guy'#and tv guy (honestly prolly tenna) slandered mikes name or something #im. noting that mike is the one name weve been thrown in dark world that sounds like a lightner name #i THINK. im PRETTY SURE. i COULD BE WRONG.#but like. if mike was a lightner.#i think darkners kind of instinctually know when a lightners a lightner but king seems to personally know some #and given spamton was...technically... in contact w noelle i dont think its outside the realm of possibility hes met other lightners!!#whether that implies thats WHY he was actually able to interact w lightners in the light world idk!! maybe emails just works!!#wow i have a lot of words on this huh #i just saw a lot of mike slander it made me sad #if spamtons divorced twice widowed once and the widow was a fucking lightner i will die laughing tbfh #SO MANY WORDS AUGAHAGLJDGS

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covertblizzard · 2 years

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Jen: Stop being stupid! Wonder Woman is definitely the best!!

Kyle: No way! Wonder Woman is great, but have you SEEN Wonder Girl? She's way better, I mean she's so cool and her outfit is also cooler!!

Jen: You're being ridiculous! Wonder Woman came first and even Wonder Girl was inspired by...

Jason, just walked in: What are you two being so loud about?

Jen & Kyle, turning around to face him with equally fierce expressions: WHO'S BETTER - WONDER WOMAN OR WONDER GIRL?!

Jason: Uhhhhh...

Jason, inching out of the room: They're both good?

#jennie-lynn hayden #kyle rayner #jason todd #jade #green lantern #robin #red hood #mypost #dc thoughts #this is my imaginary jason-didn't-die between-titan-and-yj team #i just... there's a lot of wonder lovers on this team hahahhahahahaa #titan's chaperone is superman #yj's chaperone is batman #their chaperone i wonder woman #anyway this was inspired by the post below making me remember jade's WOW at wonder woman #kyle was also WOW-ed by wonder woman but i feel like he was a little more taken by wonder girl #(like he barely knows who green lantern is but wonder girl? he knows her)#jason loves both he doesn't want to be in the middle of this argument (bcos it IS a stupid argument)#hey so what if i still some of the missing girls in yj and put them here huh?#sorry just have amy and jinny and keli on the brain right now #keli's a little small actually keli should be on damian's team

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welcometogrouchland · 1 year

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20, 70, and 43 for the spotify asks but with lyrics :

20. friends to lovers by melina KB

ngl this is one i listen to less for lyrical quality and more for SOUNDS for BOPS for VIBES. it's sort of musical theatre adjacent but not really??? it's a weird one! but my favourite lyrics are from the first pre-chorus: "Don't come off controlling/They'll all call me crazy/Do you think I'm boring?/Is it a chore to date me?". like i said this songs a weird one for me but it does communicate relationship anxiety pretty well i think. as for any blorbos it fits- the fuckin. lesbian love pentagon from enterprise of evil (i do not have time to explain the lesbian love pentagon but just know it's one of my favourite parts of that series. one day i will write enough substantial material for this show to the point where the lesbian love pentagon can exist somewhere other than in my head)

43. play the field by partner

EVERYONE SHOULD GO LISTEN TO PARTNER i love what i've heard from them it's like. it's like funny dad rock for lesbians. is how i'd describe their music lmao. anyway my favourite lyrics from this one are "Lacrosse my heart and hope to die/Can't believe I'm at tryouts". i just think "lacrosse my heart" is such a good fucking pun lmao it makes me chuckle everytime. this song fucks i love it. it was the inspiration behind this owl house art i did which i think is answer enough to the blorbo question

70. i love you (as much as someone like me can love anyone) from galavant: the unreleased collection

oh boy. here's where i admit that i listen to songs from musicals in isolation and then just. don't check out the shows. because i forget. anyway, because of this i have ZERO context for this song but it's very funny and catchy and does a great job at portraying a particular character dynamic. my favourite lyrics are probably from the opening- "I want you, I need you/You cut me and I bleed you/You're like some kind of sonnet/All I want to do is read you". i feel like in isolation they make this song seem like a sweeping romantic ballad (it is NOT lmao it's way funnier) but i kinda have to admit i like the comedically overblown poetry in this line, especially because it gets immediately subverted lol. also sometimes i just. like overblown romantic poetry. local wuthering heights stan here. not really much in the way of blorbo thoughts here? actually it lowkey reminds me of the blight parents from toh lmao. maybe when they were younger...

#ramblings of a lunatic #asks #WOW i had a lot more to say about these than i thought. this is why all my assignments have fucked up and evil word counts huh.#i cannot stfu #thank you again iris!! you indulge me

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astrxealis · 1 year

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comin in ere just rq to say tldr (final. real.) fuuta !! i want him to be voted innocent/forgiven bcs i hope he can. make peace with himself. i think he's truly a good guy at heart even if that doesn't excuse all that he did (i think he's. some sort of victim too and he deserved better. by this i mean like w his friends?? some sort of pressure and all. also the fact all the blame got put onto him which sucks but also with context, if that context is right, is rather deserved ngl. also i'm worried if he gets voted guilty bcs something bad will def happen)

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა milgram ໒꒱ *·˚#being a twitter user and chronically online did this to him /j #joking bcs yeah a bit of that maybe but i think the guy is kinda lonely. like. friends but there's the pressure from them too and all #yeah my thoughts are clearer now (phew!) i think i think too hard and too much but thinking so much was fun tbh #now i'm chill (listening to haruka's song on repeat as i try to do homework. keyword try)#he/milgram/viewers/es. the 'same'. and. agh. it is just so interesting and so so amazing to me (wow!)#but now i will try to chill (keyword try. it is 1 am i really should do my homework i hate chem)#i have more hw for the week still and then next week... i'll try to do my best and hopefully not get distracted #it's still kinda complicated bcs i want to vote 'what would be best overall' but yeah forgiving him aligns with that i think #as well as my own personal beliefs. so yeah #huh. i think i just thought way too much and confused myself (happens often bcs i try to understand all sides. oops!)#i like fuuta a lot. he reminds me of himself and that's another reason why i think forgiving him this time is for the best #and then ultimately forgiving him as well. but imo guilty first trial actually makes sense even if... at the same time idk #it kinda broke him uhh. made him unstable and all. yk the drama audio yeah. but it helped in making his beliefs better and all #i think milgram makes my brain go into overdrive. maybe even a bit too much #didn't realize how much time passed and i was just thinking and talking about milgram goddamn #hi more thoughts but yeah... he feels regret and i think hes starting to feel guilty. maybe? im not sure my head is sort of a mess again #maybe i just need to sleep. it is 5 am now. hmmm. but yeah hes definitely changed #he's heading towards improvment <3 !! fuuta innocent so true please #im still confused about whether the whole. Guilt thing #sometimes i forget what some words mean or use them as synonyms oops (metavoting and guilt oops!)

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greenshi · 3 months

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carnelian.

Rest in pasta king ✌😔

#ai altercation #Carnelian aa #I have a lot of thoughts despite the bingo card #most of those thoughts are “wow youre fucked up huh! /pos”

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daddyricsdoll · 2 months

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Vanilla? ✭ Oscar Piastri

Summary: It's always the quiet ones that are the freakiest. But that wasn't what every other driver on the grid thought as they teased Oscar and you for being too innocent to know anything beyond vanilla sex. So when you guys didn't put up a fight, they figured they were right... until someone was lucky enough to see you and Oscar on the other end of the spectrum of "plain sex".

Warnings: not vanilla sex! fingering, oral (male receiving), bondage (hands tied together), spreader bar (if that even what it’s called), unprotected sex, rough because how else would you have it? Gagging and deep-throating Oscar’s huge dick 😩

Word Count: 1.6k

A/N: Oscar is the man who makes me wanna wake up in the morning and I love it!! I'm so obsessed with him it's making me go insane, but if I'm going insane it's fine because I'm going insane over him. Everything about him is beautiful and I wanna call him pretty and gorgeous and watch as he blushes. Then ride him and take control of him until he wants to teach me lesson and makes me pass out. (I’m just a girl) Based off of this request.

“Oscar, how would you say relationships outside of F1 have helped you grow in this sport as a driver and as a person. If they had an impact, and if not then why?” Oscar’s PR manager testing questions on him, posing as one of the many journalists trying to break Oscar’s wall that he’s been perfect at keeping up so far. He finds it amusing that they have so much interest in his life, only encouraging him to keep his words to a minimum. Well as long as you don’t come up– his cheeks immediately flush and he starts every sentence with “my girlfriend” before he looks at others and silently begs them to say something to shut him up.

“Well, everyone’s been supportive of my career. Which only makes me want to do my best, and better than that.” Keeping a straight face as he answers until he looks at you beside him then Lando with a proud grin on his face.

“Who’s everyone…? Your girlfriend?” Lando’s voice teases, like every schoolgirl talking about their friend's crush.

“I- yeah. She does a lot for me, helps me let off steam before and after races, she also-”

“Let off steam, huh? Is my Oscar making his girlfriend cum to let off steam?” Lando’s mouth wide open, making an ‘o’ shape. Both you and Oscar have mixed emotions– heat coursing through you remembering just this morning, but also shock from Lando’s unhinged question.

“You’d be surprised?” Oscar’s answer broad, but you knew. Letting Lando believe that Oscar lets you cum, when his favourite thing is edging you until tears roll down your face.

“Oscar, you probably just learnt what a clit is.” Lando having nothing better to do than tease him as his pale cheeks turn pink.

“Believe whatever makes you happy.” Oscar shutting down the conversation before he reveals too much, a little smile on his lips as he chuckles and moves his hand further up your thigh.

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

It wasn’t just Lando who would have a say about you and Oscar’s sexual life, but any driver who happened to walk into the conversation at the perfect time.

“Oh yeah, Oscar you’re vanilla.” His fellow Australian, Daniel Ricciardo, says. Joining them on their walk to wherever they all had to be next.

“Well actually I think Oscar is a little more than vanilla. He’s vanilla but not vanilla.” Logan pops in too.

“No. Oscar is sooo vanilla. Like he’s too scared to choke his girlfriend because she’ll die and he’s never marked her so she knows she’s his.” Lando expresses his words with so much passion it makes Oscar roll his eyes but know exactly what Lando’s doing when their hotel rooms are beside each other and he’s invited a girl over.

“Wow. Calm down Lando, I think we learnt a little bit more from you than Oscar. You definitely need a girlfriend.” Daniel spoke the words everyone was thinking. Letting Oscar finally breathe and have all the attention over to Lando and his desires.

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

“Fuck, I needed you.” Oscar groans out, thrusting himself ever deeper into your mouth. “Talking ‘bout how vanilla we are. But look at us.” The position you were in was unimaginable. You lay on your back, head on the edge of the sofa as Oscar rammed into your mouth with his fingers opening you wide and making you cum. But still, that wasn’t enough, your hands tied together and a spreading bar made sure your legs couldn’t be shut, always ready for Oscar, but with a blindfold over your eyes how would you know? Each of your moans were muffled by his cock and as one of his hands played with your clit the other toyed with your nipple.

Blood rushed to your head from this position and it filled in for the loss of his hand around your neck. Oscar pounded into you, his dick making you gag as you deepthroated him. An explosion of fireworks inside of you as he continued making you cum, a loud scream trying it’s best to flee your puffy lips, but Oscar couldn’t help but enjoy hearing you struggle to make out any coherent sounds because of his cock.

By now it was impossible to remember the amount of times he had made you release. From his mouth, fingers and dick, all you did know was that that number was only going to increase.

Each of his moves were so intense, Oscar had you spellbound. Unable to notice anything other than him. Well that was until he pounded himself as deep as he could into your mouth and then stopped. Everything went silent.

“Oh fuck! Oscar?!” Those words certainly didn’t come out of your mouth, and when you realised who did say that, oh you couldn’t have been more embarrassed, but somehow aroused. Seconds later the door finally shut, and you could only think about the uncensored view Lando had of the both of you.

“Fuck, I’ll deal with him later. But for now…you need to cum.” Pulling out of your swollen mouth and grabbing you off the couch to lay your shamelessly sinful body on the floor. Oscar doesn’t take his time, manhandling your legs so your feet are nearly inline with your head and then making your arms keep them back by going in front of the spreader bar.

Leaving your pussy so exposed and vulnerable that Oscar could do whatever he liked between those drenched folds. It was always a gamble with Oscar, sometimes he’d take his time to tease you, others he wouldn’t even give you time to catch breath. This was just as unpredictable as others, by now you would either be covered in your own tears from his edging or on the verge of passing out because you could feel him in your throat after coming in you repeatedly.

You felt less of an advantage, not even being able to lay eyes on him, so you listened to your own heavy breathing until he touched you again. Fingers going between your folds and spreading them apart with his index and ring finger. Lightly teasing you with his middle one. “Looks like you’ve had enough today huh? Or can you take one more?”

You nod your head as an answer, but it’s never enough as he asks you for words.

“Y-yes. I can take more.” You force out between breaths, in shock of how you even managed to say those words.

“Oh really? Well that’s great.” Oscar holds your pliant body up even further and then makes a swift move of ramming himself deep inside of you. Once again it pulled all of the oxygen from your lungs and the stretch from the position couldn’t be compared to the stretch from his cock. You couldn’t complain as he thrusted in again and hit your g-spot. Bringing more tears to your red eyes.

Grunts and groans slipping past his lips and making his actions such a godly sensation.

Oscar pounds himself into you with no mercy, finding pleasure in your moans and cries. You wish to hold him, dig your fingers into his shoulders and mark his back. Adorn his pale skin in love bites and make his lips swollen. Thinking about the way his body flexes with every thrust and how divine he would look from this position that you’ve been in many times but each new one has a different effect.

“What’d you think Lando’s telling them?” Oscar grips your thighs tighter–fingers certainly making bruises– keeping you in place as he vigorously rams inside of your overstimulated pussy. Never losing pattern or momentum.

“You think he’s telling them about how you took me so well? Your hands tied up? And how fucking good you looked between my legs.” Each of Oscar’s words having such an effect on you it could've been a trick of hypnotism. Your legs shaking and lips parted as you came. Oscar savoured the beautiful sounds leaving your mouth and he worked harder to fuck your high out and bring his in.

You clenched around him, forcing a moan to finally leave his lips and bless your ears. Oscar spasms and releases inside of you. Pushing himself so deep and his cum even deeper. He thrusts a few more times, easing both of you out and spreading his cum inside your walls. Oscar sits in you for a while before pulling out. “Fuck, that was so. Fucking. Good.” He starts untying you and helping you come undone from all of the restraints. Letting you lay flat on the floor as he did all the work.

“I would’ve been in you for hours if he didn’t come in. Can’t imagine what he said to them”

Oscar crawls up your body and plants a kiss on your lips.

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

Finally leaving Oscar’s room you both didn’t know what to expect. Well definitely not drivers surrounding a small table as Lando spoke to them all with hand actions and his face even worse.

“Y’know vanilla isn’t even that bad. But wow Piastri, I didn’t think that.” Daniel brings all the attention to you two. Every driver turned their head with a series of reactions on their faces.

“You are freaky Oscar.” Logan couldn’t hold back and somehow Fernando was there to agree with him.

“I have to tell Charles! Now I know what you two do.” Pierre smirks, making you blush and look at the ground.

“Well I guess I was wrong, but Oscar why didn’t you tell me you sneaky boy. Because then I had to see it.”

“It seemed like you wanted to join.”

“No I-”

“The way you’re speaking about Lando, it seemed like you wanted to join.” Daniel once again kind of saving Oscar from these unfortunate topics.

“What? Guys this is about Oscar and how freaky he is with his girlfriend!”

“If you want to join, just ask.” You finally speak, teasing Lando and watching the way his face changes.

“Oh you guys are so not vanilla!”

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