#will get a kick out of this

[fishbreath89]

guess wwhat i'vve been readin

"I desire the company of a man who could sympathize with me; whose eyes would reply to mine." - Cishet Male.

#eri^4 #a certain someone #will get a kick out of this

[raintides]

they're going shopping

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #tara is chaperoning #mr dekarios! i daresay your bag cannot possibly get any fuller #(gale kicked puppy expression) but this book has been out of print for AGES #tara the tressym

[chloesimaginationthings]

Baby weirded out the others in FNAF sister location..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #circus baby #ballora #funtime freddy #funtime foxy #bonbon #elizabeth afton #william afton #sister location #fnaf fanart #it’s so funny that baby gets kicked out of the ennard group #my impression has been that baby started to think like Elizabeth #so her goals etc started to skew away from the group and more what she wanted #BUT BABY herself seems confused in sister location about Elizabeth #how she ‘sometimes still hears her’ #so her blurting out she’s actually cool with William is so funny #THE OTHER funtimes would get so ?? over that #baby fumbles her way out of the group #sorry to circus baby you weirded out the locals too much 💔

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Ludovica #vertopus #Vaschete lore #I may still tweak the markings this isn't 100% guaranteed final design #might make her colors a bit more reddish perhaps #but you know this is the general vibe #she was originally inspired by brittany spaniels and one of my old unused characters #to be fair the whole thing was built around the idea that she should have strong eyebrows and green theme color #again jury is still out on the renaissance hairstyle/head piece I'll try to come up with something #still trying to get a good grasp of the girlfriend too #she's most likely her lady-in-waiting or other court companion #essentially a woman of high social class whose job is to accompany a noblewoman and assist her on her daily activities #a best friend more or less #conch snail hours #she will kick anyone's ass. she will kick your ass. she will kick your dog's ass. she will kick her own ass.

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans) #and her therapist recommended this church specifically.... #going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

[wellship]

"Don't you ever shut up-!?"

#zosan #description in alt text #I feel like the context behind this would be really emotional and juicy. unfortunately I have none #tennis ball shooting his shot #actually I think he presumes he's about to get the shit kicked out of him and ruin their friendship but he can't hold it in any more #he might be in for a surprise as to the actual response he gets...!

[space-bowl]

Ep 7 Aftermath (given the planet didn't explode yet)

Part 2

#chocodoodles #murder drones #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #sorry I'm on a md kick lately I need to get it out of my system #IT'S BEEN 7 MONTHS OK #I almost forgot how much I love this show #plus I need to brainstorm ideas for mickey and the gang anyway #so enjoy the md stuff in the meantime uwu)

[landwriter]

how is it not one person is talking about the Ghost Post in dead boy detectives. imagine being such a mailman in your life that you continue doing it into the hereafter. no eternal rest while there’s mail to deliver. other ghosts don’t know why or how you do it. you are arcane to even the occult

all day in and out you just show up places and shout MAIL CALL and then say vaguely ominous things like “Mail gets delivered wherever you go” and before disappearing into the built in bookshelf. i want this job so bad

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective spoilers #he must get such a kick out of startling other ghosts

[milkcrates]

started playing the lawyer game

#have been dragged. kicking and screaming. into this fandom #thats what siblings are for huh #drew a lil thing to get the Feelings out after 1-4! #ace attorney #narumitsu #wrightworth #ace attorney fanart #my art

[butevrythinggoesaway]

Miguel: well at least you're sensible

Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.

#into the spider verse #spider-man noir #spider man noir #spider noir #spiderverse #spiderman noir #spidernoir #marvel noir #spider-noir #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #atsv #across the spiderverse #and then he gets kicked out because he blew up the cafeteria. twice

[koobiie]

i love boys in a car simulator

the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:

#FFXV FANS. ASSEMBLE !!!!! ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE #can you tlel who my favorite is............................ idk if its obvious actually but . i do have a favorite #ffxv #ff15 #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #ignis scientia #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum #gladiolus amicitia #chocobo #final fantasy #procreate #koob art #digital art #ive been soooo excited to post this teehee giglign and kicking my legs look at my sillies ........ . .. .... . #the sunburns are punishment for them having stupid asymmetrical jrp ass fits lol #gladio. noct. tell me why you guys have ONE GLOVE on #also theyre literally outside all day you know theyre getting weird tan lines #1k #WOOHOO lets go ffxv fandom still alive 🔥🔥🔥

[skyofnostars]

AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR POLL!!! Looks like chocolates were the winner!!! Thank you to all the people who voted 😁

#Poll #Tumblr poll #please reblog #Mine’s Ezra Bridger #I brought the oven cause he'd probably get a kick out of that

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #90

Jason was frustrated with life, of course he was a revenant without a way to get revenge with Bruce’s no kill rule. Doesn’t say he can’t get others to kill for him, so when he gets captured by cultists he decides to take a leap of faith and make his wish to the Ghost King before the cultists can make their stupid wish about world domination or something.

The Ghost King accepts but wants a favor from him, what Jason wasn’t expecting was a kid with black hair blue eyes about 14, showing up on his doorstep saying he needed a place to crash and this was the ghost kings favor. Jason gets a message from his family just then, the Joker is confirmed dead. He doesn’t know why the Ghost King wants him to take care of a random teen but a deal is a deal.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #jason todd #Jason makes a wish to the ghost king! #ghost king danny #Danny kills the Joker #Then Jason kind of adopts Danny #writing prompt #free to use #poor danny #homeless Danny got kicked out of his parents house and was on the run when he gets summoned by cultists #He recognizes a revenant and decides to take shelter with them

[nerdpoe]

Batman has to choose between his kid and a civilian.

It's a Joker trap, and whoever he chooses will get released. Whoever gets left behind gets dissolved in acid.

Batman is stalling, trying to give Nightwing and Red Robin the time they desperately need to dismantle the complicated wiring that controls the acid vat hovering over the hostages.

When the civilian does something absolutely horrifying.

"Do it, no balls. You fuckin won't."

Joker turns towards the kid.

The kid gives him a feral smile that looks more like a snarl.

"Kiddo, do you have any idea-"

"Everyone from Illinois knows Joker's just a bitch, anyways."

"...Last chance, brat."

Batman shouts at Joker, tries to get his attention, but what gets said next drowns it out even though the kid never raises his voice.

"You also don't know how to tell a joke, or how to take one."

The vat of acid gets released over the civilians container, and Batman is forced to watch a child die in a sacrifice that wasn't needed at all.

Meanwhile, Danny fucking Fenton, after going intangible and invisible, decides that maybe he will stop at a gas station for some taquitos.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #acid tw #danny just like #yeah with the rando civvie out of the way bats is free to kick that guys ass #imma do more important things #like get food

[moonyinpisces]

i like how crowley told muriel “me and aziraphale need ‘us’ time so you gotta go” and then talked about going out to eat at the ritz like it’s soooo transparent his plans were literally 1. get white girl wasted then 2. get fucked over every surface of that damn bookshop . he’s like babygirl you are in the splash zone

#he literally said YOU GOTTA LEAVEEEEE #like he didn’t just kick muriel out of the ritz date he said bro get OUT #good omens #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #azcrow #crowley #moonyinpisces

[starry-songs-canvas]

Take Care of Him

The boy, who had Damian’s face, couldn’t be more different than Dick’s (alive?) baby brother.

Aside from his Snow White hair, he smiled and laughed freely, making puns on top of his embarrassing story about his supposed twin brother.  

(“Clones don’t have childhood memories right?  So if I have an embarrassing story or two, that’ll give you a way to check that I’m not a clone AND give you ammunition for teasing!”)

“—And that’s how his face—and his pride—was forever wounded by Sparta the warrior cat!”  Danny finished his story with a flourish, cracking up immediately after.

“Huh, and to think he left it at “training”, obviously he didn’t think anyone would let the cat out of the bag.”  Dick said, laughing even as he eyed the lookalike.

Danny snorted.  “Yeah, I doubt he thought anything as Cat-astropic as that would happen.”

They sat in silence for a moment, overlooking the buildings below, with the Dalv. Co. Labs smoking in the distance and the breeze blowing past the two, yet only seeming to affect Nightwing and not the phantom beside him.

“Is he safe?  Is he happy?” Danny murmurs as he looks up at the stars, looking every bit the forlorn ghost he claimed to be.

“…We keep each other safe.  And I’d say once he got past the stabbing faze, he’s pretty happy in Gotham.”

“But I’m sure it’d make him happy to see you again.”  Dick thought back to the comments the vampire-ghost they’d fought earlier.  It didn’t sound exactly, “happy” or “safe” for Danny.  Or anyone else involved.

Danny shook his head.  “Nah.  He’s… moved on.  And with how crazy my after-life is?  I’m already dealing with ghosts, ghost-hunters, and my—err—that frootloop from earlier.  I do not need to add furries and murder-ninjas to the mix.”

Danny sighed as he floated into a standing position.  “Speaking of which, if you could just, maybe not tell him you saw me?  Better to let dead dogs lie.”

Danny’s piercing Lazarus green eyes looked at Dick and he saw the exact same expression B had on whenever he “had to do it alone”.

“Just, take care of him, Kay?  Or I’ll haunt you to the ends of the universe!”  He said, throwing up a peace sign as he turned invisible.

Dick snorted, “Yeah, sure kid.”

Dick got up and started off toward the bat-plane.  He had a brother to interrogate, and another brother/clone of his brother to find.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #damian and danny are twins #danny and damian are twins #Dick gets a turn with being the first to meet Danny now #demon twins au #demon twins #dpxdc writing prompt #writing blurb #my first time at a full on writing blurb #constructive critism welcome #Danny is just “don’t worry it’s just the government and hunters and my parents and my evil god-father after me” #“Oh and also the ghosts themselves. Totally nothing to worry about” #Dick and Danny met blowing up Vlads lab and kicking his behind #I imagine Danny as a cryptid not because he’s trying to be mysterious or speak in riddles #But because he has no idea what the bar for normal is and everything he says is vaguely horrifying out of context #And probably horrifying in context