To my surprise, I somehow I managed to gain 6 followers today, thus I have reached 400 followers (although I’m not sure how many of that number are bots or inactive). If you told me when I joined that I’d amass anywhere near 100 followers I’d have thought you wildly optimistic, because as I’ve said before, I never expected anything to come of this. Now, over a year later, my hope remains the same, whether you are a follower, a frequenter, or merely here for a post or two: that you may find some amusement during your time here, attended by best wishes from your truly.
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i fcking love this fandom, it’s so blasphemous 🫶🏻💀and i would love to see the role play with james as a hot jesus, someone needs to write the smuttiest one-shot about this
Me opening this app today:
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Talented artists stop wasting your skills on H*ckearney challenge!!!!
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WHY ISNT CHARLIE WINNING. WHAT IS THIS. I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT MCYTBLRSEXYMAN IS AND I'M ANGRY NOW. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ACTED ON MY CURIOSITY BECAUSE NOW I KNOW CHARLIE ISNT WINNINGGGGG
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They didn’t let us enjoy that pool scene for even like 10 mins
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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and a bed of heather to rest my head | print
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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