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#while schlatt just goes ''yeah connor.. i know... i knew the whole time...''
the-king-of-lemons · 2 months
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i need to bring back my dood-les for sdmp bro... so many funny bits i could horribly recreate in mspaint
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astraltrain · 3 years
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watching tommy's exile meeting vod from december 2nd, will update with things i find interesting as i watch
"if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't even think about exiling you" - tommy. haha foreshadowing for the actual exile haha
tommy: you have bees.
tubbo: i do have bees!
tommy: if they all died, that'd be fuckin...
tubbo: that'd be awful. probably all of humanity would die with them.
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"i am addressing the elephant in the room, which is me. although i am not the size of an elephant. in height i am! not in weight. if i was the size of an elephant though -" *laughs* "if i was stretchy, this world would be real different right now." what goes on in tommyinnit's mind.
tommy preemptively preparing everyone for him to fuck up the meeting and no one listening... tommy knowing he was going to ruin it for himself and knowing he'd somehow let tubbo down.... fuuuuuck
tubbo: minutes man, we summon you!
ranboo, materializing in the seat next to tubbo with a book and quill in hand: hey
tommy: what the FUCK,
we all talk about wilbur's acting with his facecam, but tommy does it a lot too. the way he rolls his eyes and shakes his eyes with a confident smirk every time dream speaks, the way he looks shocked when things go wrong. goddamn
jack manifold watching the whole meeting, listening the whole time, just following them around with very little input. hmmmm
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he was taunting him. the fucker knew
tubbo desperately wanted a way out for tommy. he wanted to give him probation to escape whatever dream had planned. he never ever wanted to do what he had to do.
dream: "tommy, let the adults speak." hmm, sounds familiar... almost like a line techno would repeat almost exactly a month later, when talking with dream about the favour.
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he was taunting him the whole meeting. trying to provoke tommy into snapping.
"this isn't some "insanity arc," i'm not following down wilbur's path!" ouch ok tommy
the way tubbo's voice flattened in tone when he said "you're speaking out of line." he knew tommy had fucked it from the moment he brought out spirit.
god, the second it seemed tommy knew what he was doing, fundy and quackity were on his side. tubbo was the only one who remained serious the whole time, knowing dream had something up his sleeve.
everyone turning on tubbo the second it seemed like they were winning because he was the only one to realize something was wrong. fuck, man
"i don't give a FUCK about spirit." holy shit way to pop off with the voice acting???
the fact that c!tommy genuinely can't imagine being unable to care about things because himself and c!dream are such polar opposites when it comes to attachment. tommy loves with ALL his heart, he cares so deeply and so warmly and so fiercely. dream cares for nothing unless it gives him an edge, an advantage. that's why tommy was certain that holding spirit's remains over dream would help them win. he couldn't picture being unable to care about anything.
"l'manberg can be independent, but l'manberg can't be free." *dream leaves the call.* DANGGGG
tubbo, very softly and calmly: "tommy. you had one job." hoooly shit
the way tubbo snapped at quackity and fundy and began to argue with them while tommy zoned out and stared at dream as he began to extend the walls upwards in disbelief. god
"you couldn't do one thing for me! you couldn't do one! you couldn't do one thing, and it was for your own good! so yeah, if the roles were reversed, you probably wouldn't have exiled me - because i would have actually listened! i would have had a couple ounces of respect! ... you've messed this up for no one but yourself." *pause* "you're selfish." c!tubbo.... :stress:
RANBOO STANDING UP FOR TOMMY???? RANBOO SPINE ARC??????
"tubbo, you said that tommy was selfish. that he doesn't care about anyone else. that's not true. i robbed george's house too. i did it with him. but in court, he said that it was just him. he could have pinned the blame on me, he could have said it was me, there was evidence it was me - but he didn't. he's not selfish. he can't be selfish. me and tommy robbed george's house. we didn't mean for it to burn. we didn't want to burn anything down." HOLY FUCK WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE
tommy: tubbo, you can't become what you hate. you can't become the next schlatt. if you exile me, you're following in that man's footsteps.
tubbo: .. ok. well, if i can't be the next schlatt, you can't be the next wilbur.
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ouch
tommy: the only thing dream wants is the one thing i care about. *realizes, glances at ranboo* well, not the one thing.
tubbo, deadpan: mhm. the one thing you care about.
literal chills from tubbo's voice acting what the FUCK
"what do YOUUU think, connoreatspants?" ok now we're onto the lighter stuff thank god hakshsksjk
fundy: so if eventually the people choose not to exile tommy... what happens to l'manberg?
tubbo, about to come up with a serious answer: i guess -
tommy: it gets fucking simpsons movie'd, bro, we get boxed in
tubbo, immediately breaking character: I LOVE THAT MOVIE
tommy: this guy's a wrongun, ranboo.
techno, literally just vibing: •_•
tommy explaining server history to ranboo? telling ranboo that techno was at fault for the crater of l'manberg? wuh oh
"wilbur died in action, so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences." o h
tommy taking ranboo to the bench to watch the moon go down, not turning to see the sunrise like usual. hey i could make symbolism out of this
TOMMY THANKING RANBOO FOR STICKING UP FOR HIM.... ALLIUMDUO REAL
c!tommy has nightmares about wilbur, huh. interesting interesting interesting interesting
"i knew that if tubbo was president... it would pull us apart, ranboo." IMAGE OF A CAT CRYING HERE
ranboo and connor's first meeting being tommy getting ranboo to help him evict connor from his house hsksbskdjsk
connor: "never trust a british man. that's what my parents taught me, in the 1800s." IMMORTAL CONNOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL WE WERE ALL SO BLIND
LITTLE PENIS LAND
FJDKDHDK JACK APPEARING TO ADVERTISE MANIFOLD LAND
"hey jack you've actually just been exiled from this land here" "no" I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE TWO WERE
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tommy: i've never seen dream that angry.
ranboo: well, this is the first time i've actually ever heard him speak
tommy: oh
OH MY GOD WAS THIS THE DAY THAT TUBBO MADE THE JOKE ABOUT C!WILBUR BEING DEAD TO FUNDY AND HE ENDED STREAM AND LEFT BAHAHAHA
"this is a very wide taco stand" i love dream smp lore
"i don't wanna go. there is no wilbur anymore. i'm on my own. i don't want to be on my own." OK NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE TACO STAND LORE
wow ok that really was just IT, huh. what the hell man that was heartbreaking
in conclusion. ouch
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kiloxy · 3 years
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‘Fighting Back.’ Stream highlights:
Tommy still calls Dream his friend in this stream. 
Techno and Tommy go o get a dog and they go near Logstedshire. Tommy is understandable not okay with this. 
“I see a forest but I want to go home.”-Tommy. 
He is heavily breathing through this, probably a panic attack. 
“I’ve missed him so much.”-Tommy about Tommy about the idea of seeing Dream. 
They’re talking about Dream and then this happens. 
They put Tommy in a box made of trap doors as Dream heads over... Tommy ends up turning Techno invisible. This part is literally them yelling at each other and panicking it is hilarious. 
Dream comes to Techno’s and talks about Tommy being missing, he says L’Manberg thinks he’s dead this is the first Tommy hears of this. 
Dream searches the house and sees Techno’s plan for minor terrorism in L’Manberg, and doesn’t care. 
Dream doesn’t find Tommy and leaves :D 
Major sibling energy between Techno and Tommy this stream. I swear Techno is starting to care about him a little in a big brother way. Every time Tommy does something stupid Techno sounds very exasperated. 
Tommy goes to L’Manberg invisible and dragging a llama behind him, he pretends to be the llama. Messes with Ranboo generally is just a menace. 
Ranboo in chat “I hate llama’s.”
Tommy makes Ranboo join the chat pretending to be a talking llama to try and get steak off him??? He’s oddly aggressive lol this bit is great. He’s Clarencio the llama?
Ranboo dies, the llama dies and Tommy’s invisibility runs out, he’s still in L’Manberg. They take Ranboo’s stuff lmao.
Ranboo leaves the game. 
Also Tommy got his braces off and I literally didn’t notice until very late into this stream. He has teeth confirmed??
“I am going to shot encouraging words.”-Techno as Tommy struggles with the nether. 
People in chat are asking him to smile so of course Tommy farms some primes and doesn’t smile.
SCHLATT?!?!?!?!
SCHLATT JOINS JUST TO EAT DURING TOMMY’S STREAM?
They discuss what Schlatt’s ghost name should be Jcorpse is one, Glatt is another. 
“What the fuck is Mexican Dream?”-Jschlatt. 
Tommy and Schlatt call out Technoblade for not watching their content. 
“This dude  sounds like Quackity but I didn’t say it cause I didn’t want to be trending.”-Schlatt about Mexican Dream.
Tommy is trying to build a cobblestone tower this entire time (he’s watching a tutorial on reddit)... he’s fallen off it and died like two times. 
Technoblade destroys the scaffold tower that Tommy built while he is on it (very older brother of him). They then argue pointlessly. 
They decide on using Glatt even though we all know Jcorpse was clearly the right choice. 
“Yeah I glatted all over the walls.”-Tommy after they decide Glatt sounds like an adjective (i regret my entire life at this point). 
They really be out here bothering Techno because he isn’t subbed to them (he is, but he just has a life so obvi he’s not watching all their streams) 
“Catch this arrow in your forehead....” -Tommy shoots Techno “Nice miss idiot.” (little brother much).
“I’m not going to say bye to a guy who’s not subbed back.”-Tommy when Techno leaves. 
Connor joins to clarify that he is subbed to Tommy and Schlatt. 
“This is the worlds worst sub to sub relationship.”-Tommy still hung up about Techno not watching his content. 
Techno rejoins call after ending his stream. 
“Yeah I am making me a tower.”-Tommy to Connor. 
“It’s going to look so ugly.”-Techno
They’re brothers your honor. 
“We can swear now that you’re not streaming.”-Tommy even though he’s been swearing the whole time.  
“Oh it’s a different person?”-Connor about Mexican Dream. He called him “it” I am fucking dying.
“I’m done with him.”-Tommy about Mexican Dream :( 
Connor talks about how he never has to message Tommy to get info on him, he just checks twitter.
“It’s like his leading character trait is sleeping through things.”-Techno on George, he could not speak anything more true in his life. 
Tommy leaves as Schlatt discusses religion or smth I don’t know, and that is a wrap for this stream bois! Nothing too lore abt it other than Dream coming to Techno’s house (he def knew Tommy was there...)
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