#which is v sexy of me

[invinciblerodent]

going slightly feral today for characters who don't think of themselves as being "~into~" touch and physical intimacy suddenly discovering that they actually are, in like an embarrassingly huge way

"oh fine, I'll indulge you, but I'll have you know that I'm not exactly cuddly, darling. 🙄" (proceeds to wrap themselves around their partner in their sleep like a boa constrictor) (yes this becomes a regular occurrence)

"no dear, I don't like hugs" (does, in fact, melt into each embrace with a soft sigh and eyes sliding shut, all gooey inside like a person-shaped fudge brownie)

"how juvenile. I'm not ticklish, I'm not a child. 😒" (starts convulsing with stifled laughter if their partner as much as wiggles their fingers in their general direction) (no they are very cool I promise)

"don't touch me 😒" (secretly pouts when their explicit wish is respected. no wait come back i didn't mean don't as in don't, i meant it as try harder. yes i know that's counterintuitive. no you should read my mind exactly. how is that even hard--)

"*makes a longing 🥺 face every time their partner is doing something just out of their reach, wanting to touch them but not wanting to come off as ~needy~*" (scoffs and turns away when asked if they want a hug) ((that means "yes please"))

"ugh, fine, but if you ruin my hair--" (all but tears up at having their scalp gently scratched. finds that they do not give a solitary shit about their hair now, actually.) (yes, they will now regularly plop their head in their partner's lap as a silent request for scritches. they're not cuddly, though.)

will not hold hands. will, however, knock shoulders while walking. (it means try again. it means please never stop trying.)

#yes this post is in fact vaguely about #astarion #no yeah i have yet to crawl out of that hole #i'm thinking.... act 3 but before his quest #but listen. i am so far up that man's ass i can see his tonsils #for someone whose most commonly used voice line is “don't TOUCH me” #there are like. 4 or 5???? lines that I know of in which cuddling him is referenced #yes i know it's an old bone to chew that this man is beyond touch-starved but what can i say #i love denial. and lying #v sexy traits in a fictional character #but tbh this can apply to any character u like actually so. no specific tags beyond that #squirrel writes #bc why not #you know what now that i think about it? i can see Shadowheart in most of these too #but i don't exactly know yet yknow

[gregoftom]

good fucking food

#tomgreg #OH GOD OH FUCK #greg has agreed to do whatever tom has asked every time and this is the first time he's been like #no actually i'm gonna go to the bros myself despite the fact that tom told him not to #and tom's already taken the hit of nate being invited to the party which is still a sore spot #bc it was supposed to be his and sh*v's party just like it was supposed to be his and sh*vs wedding yet nate is there. again. #so he's like. ok greg let's strategise [i find strategy sexy] make me feel secure with you #and when greg does in fact not do that... oh man. tom's face he's noooot happy about it!!! #his voice goes all high pitched and he does an expression actually similar to sh*v lol #like FINE WHATEVER I DONT CARE DO WHAT YOU WANT [narrator voice: he did in fact care a lot] #but then he touches greg's back!!!!! aaargahrga! tom you are so transparent!!!! he's so very clearly attached to both sh*v and greg #like atp i don't care. he feels similarly to greg as he does to sh*v i've seen enough evidence this season to prove that to me #as in. feelings. romantically. when they hurt him he still loves them and is gentle with them until he can't take it any more. #i don't know when we'll see what happens with greg maybe next episode GOD #if the firing thing does happen which i don't want!!!! god!!!!! maybe THEN we'll see it #maybe an argument somewhat like his and sh*v's tho obviously not to the scale but like. WHO HAS HAD YOUR BACK THIS WHOLE TIME #WHO HAS EVER LOOKED AFTER YOU IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY #god. i need to seeee that. don't just leave it hangin jesse i'm begging you bestie #but like he is soooo bpd it is actually insane. i shake his hand #also ''team kenro'' probably wasn't grea tfor him to hear adksjds #WDYM TEAM KENRO DONT YOU MEAN TEAM NERSPOR >:(((

[inkykeiji]

I think this just proves a point that we all really do just love an evil man. he can literally be a walking television with fangs and we're like omg hes mean af and evil???? fuck me already lmaooooo

LITERALLY LMAOOO like you’re so right??? with vox it’s like,,, not only is he mean and extremely manipulative and charming and suave and power hungry and fucking sadistic, but he’s also voiced by christian borle and is this weird, enticing blend of 1950s man + fuckboy—and somehow, it WORKS

also i love the fangies, def a plus for me (*ﾉωﾉ)

#i am just v in love with him sigh #but you're completely right anon #'oh he's evil AND he has fangs??? sign me up i wanna fuck him!' #anyway i cannot WAIT to learn more about vox #i'm really curious about his motivations and his goals #beyond just wanting extreme power and unrelenting control #which is also SO sexy of him whew <3 #HEHEHEHE #i hope ur wednesday is going well sweetpea!! <3 #stay safe and stay hydrated!! #inky.vox #inky.hazbin #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[hojlundaise]

skipping the pl poll cos theres nothing sexy about that

#tell me if yanited somehow wins tho #which is v unlikely dhkjdkj #we may be sexy in a toxic way

[leatherbookmark]

ootd features the words "black dress" in its lyrics and people are like oh! this is a reference to another group's song, "black dress"!

i'm unwell.

#shrimp thoughts #also 'you people just Don't Understand' part 2: apparently there will be Part Two. just like with gee idle's allergy and queen/card #which. lol. apparently 'when allergy came out people were shocked because the it was basically 'if you're ugly tough shit just get a #surgery' but once queen/card came out everything was clear!' and like. how was it clear. what was clear. #one song is 'boo hoo i'm so ugly i hate looking at myself in the mirror and no one likes me i should get plastic surgery' #and the other is like 'ya hoo i'm so hot and sexy i'm like these two western celebrities!!!! i'm so cool i'm twerking on the runway' #kp/op kinda sucks balls in that it's like.... musical equivalent of tjlc crossed with marvel. it's basic ass pop made to sell except with a #faux deep garnish. and sometimes the garnish stands on its own! like if you take guerrilla it's clear that there's actually no deeper or #more detailed philosophy behind it. it's not really n.o where the 'rebellion' was actually supposed to be against something concrete #it's like. we want to feel! we don't want... not to feel! but the sound and visuals are strong enough that you don't mind it #like fuck yeah the lads are staging a revolution now! and now they're outlaws in a western! sort of! and now it's alice in wonderland! #but v often the companies actively make use of the fact that kp/op stans will obsessively look for Depth and Serious Themes in their #cultural reset slaying sotys. a girl looks at a butterfly? oh the song is about having an identity crisis like in that one poem about a guy #dreaming about being a butterfly. it's actually very deep and you can see it was all planned because there was a little butterfly icon #above the tracklist. and the fans get so attached to their headcanons theories and interpretations that they don't stop for a second #to check if there was anything in the 'text' in the first place #remember that one magritte post? this is also how kp/op stans interpret things. she wears a blue dress here and blue is the color of summer #and summer is when you have holidays and don't have to go to school! so by this blue dress she's trying to say that you should love #yourself and strive to be the best version of yourself by embracing your hobbies and extracurricular interests. this is so genius 😭

[captainadwen]

Brain dead weekend which means I have been playing genshin. I proceeded to speedrun all the lantern rite events to get a c6 xq, hunt bosses to level up sucrose, raiden, and yunjin, do two floors of spiral, and do some artifact hunting all before I touched the sumeru main quest again

#you can tell i really enjoyed it #anyway with the power of mashing next button as much as possible i jave reached the abandoned hospital part of the quest #seems interesting i like exploration much more than listening to characters tlak i just DONT CAREEEE #im v curious about kaveh tho alhaitham is like meh for me but better than dehya or candace #theyre very meh and i dont care for sexy bikini outfits #tbh the only resson im doing main qhest is to not be locked out from mond expansion :( #anyway in pulls i got a c6 noelle finally #which means time to buckle down and properly build her #im.mostly there i think #adwen plays genshin

[fooltofancy]

im always so impressed by folk with deep engaging backstories for their wol, esp when mine is basically just sadboy in an idiot suit, but also im finally running the ivalice raids and having Thoughts and ain't that something.

#listen im genuinely not smart enough anymore to even have a timeline in my brain for how things happen in xiv #which is why when i hit the themis/elidibus reveal the OHHHHHHHH was so long and protracted lmao #truly gods dumbest soldier #anyway all that to say im having dalmascan thoughts re: ilya's stupid nameless parents in a truly brainworm kinda way and that feels nice #when i realized there was actually a character growing out of baby mode and not just me running around like an idiot it was v jarring #'oh no he's become a person' etc #followed v quickly by 'oh NO i have to name him' #all that to say i love seeing wol lore posts on my dash keep doing that #you're all so smart and sexy #baby mode blogging

[hillerskaroyals]

ever just rewatch the football field scene to feel something

#idc how many times i see it that scene is just fucking insane #the fact edvin was just saying fuck it we ball the entire time? give this man an emmy 😤😤 #idek what that scene makes me feel i just know that it does #truly altered my dna and changed my brain chemistry #whoever i was before i saw that scene is dead now #yr on fallon really got me brainrotting to an impressive amount today #i stg i haven’t had one thought that wasn’t about yr today #which i think is v cool and sexy of me 😎 #young royals #my yr thoughts #young royals shitpost

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 223-243):

1st episode of filler: big fucking fish with ptsd

Another ep: what if gai was carried away by a bird to an island of atrocities?

The landscape of naruto is riddled with ghosts and crimes against nature

Gai: come on naruto! Rock, paper, scissors for eating these maybe poisonous mushrooms! (Gai if he dies u fail ur mission, lose the war, and have to deal the 9 tails getting loose. Terrible idea)

Sad clone naruto: if we hadn't been left how we were then we wouldn't have had to do sexy jutsu. That technique is so embarrassing but we just wanted someone to look at us... Happy clone naruto: Don't worry about that! It's in the past! (This makes me so upset for so many reasons)

Neji in every shippuden appearance: I will drop hints that I cherish and adore naruto

I desperately wish konohamaru wasn't a sarutobi bc I want to like him but they're setting him up as naruto's successor and the fact that power in konoha travels through bloodlines fills me with rage

Before the chunin exams team 8 are so mature that Kurenai can trust them to teach eachother things without her guidance. Meanwhile emotionally stunted kakashi is fighting for his fucking life bc sasuke is one bad day away from going on a murder spree

I wish kakashi fought with his pack more, I think they're interesting

Gai: and so kakahi succumbed to the intensity of my passions! (Yea I'll bet he did)

#filler arc complete! idk it was kinda stupid and fun thwt everything had to be boat related lmao #thr clone ep and kakashi eps were actually good. the fucking clone ep got me like a punch in the gut wuth the sexy jutsu line #like holy fuck thats all im gonna think abt whenever he does it now. he had to bribe jiraiya with that jutsu which was incredibly fucked #but knowing that deep down he feels embarrassed abt doing it at all just makes my skin absolutely crawl #on a lighter note the kakashi ep was v fun and gai and kakashi are v sweet. also i like tenten quite a bit now #and the huuga are sending neji to the front and like. um is that why he dies? i am v nervous to watch neji die bc im sure its gonna be #totally fucked in terms of narrative arcs. ugh. whatever for now im having a good time and im excited to watch naruto battle himself? #weirdly i think i read the manga for thus next bit in hs? bc i sort of remember things #why did i do that? idk bc i dont think i even finished the original naruto. so idk y i skipped so far ahead #also also. i continue to grow outraged at the bullshit kakashi has to deal with in terms of his life being exhausting #unrelated #naruto

[todayisafridaynight]

Who is sexier? Masato (emo phase) or Matt Mercer Ganondorf (Tears of The Kingdom)

this isnt even a contest especially when i havent even seen ganondorf from TotK

#snap chats #its masato. by the way. #i wouldn't say 'sexy' though #which is really funny cause According To My Dad filipinos call like. Every Other Thing Sexy #which i mean. can confirm his wife would call everything sexy when i was first hanging out with her #like it'd just be a casual compliment and yk what i inherited that cause I Also just say random shit's sexy #this is the worst tangent ever anyways #ganondorf's never been attractive to me so. TotK or not my answer's my answer :V

[inkykeiji]

I mean Choso is mad ethereal and attractive ^^

OKAY THIS I AGREEEEEEE WITH and he is also soooo Big Brother <33333 like i love that his personality is just Big Brother LMAO <3 i didn't find him attractive until i saw him animated, but then i was like holy fuck he’s pretty!!!!!

#i just;;;; u all know i have a Thing for big brothers <333 #i feel like the majority of fic-cest tumblr has accepted choso as their new big brother #which makes me giggle i love it so much #anyway YES he's super super cute #v sexy #v pretty #wanna touch his hair #n play with it!!! #thanks for ur input anon! <3 #have a wonderful week ahead n stay safe!! #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[perilegs]

#i only ever see them on skinny hairless people but im hairy and a bit fat which is v sexy of me but like. idk what itd look like #im a bit insecure about my stomach for no good reason and i feel like this would not only help but also make me finally confident enough #to wear crop tops and tiny shorts when its summer #also i really want a new piercing #its been AGES since my last one #ages as in i got more ear piercings last summer

[lesbianlenas]

replaying witcher 3 is reminding me how much i do not like yennefer but like. in a way that is not really her fault. she reads so much to me as being written by a man like she is such a straight male fantasy of a powerful woman that it is incredibly off putting to me. and i think it’s funny that men loooove her bc it’s like. of course they do she was written for them. men do not love women that don’t cater to them lmao. but she is basically just like. powerful woman that is very sexy. personality is being sexy and kind of mean but in a sexy way. smth that def carried into the show imo but i only watched like 3 eps of that lol.

#michelle speaks #i think if u look at her compared to a character like kassandra for instance #who was written not as a Woman but as a person who is a woman (like real women are!) #it is v obvious how much yennefer is written to be a Woman. and was written by men who view women as Women rather than just ppl. ykwim. #there is a reason why men love romancing her in this game so much lol……. #but like i said this is not really her fault. but there is not enough personality in her that is salvageable for me to even like. #try to pretend she is a good character. like she is literally JUST sexy woman. i can’t even work w that 😭 #it’s almost worse in the show bc the actress was like 22 in s1 if i remember right. which is like. my age lol……… #and what’s his name is in his 40s or smth. like 🤮

[woozi]

IS IT STILL YZA DAY ?????!!!!! (it technically always is, but you know, literal birthday) even with the weird ways of time zones, i am wishing you nothing but the best of the best !!! 💖💓💕💘💖 hope you are surrounded by people who love you and that you love, that this upcoming year is marked by kindness, goodness, love, lots of good music and lots of wonderful experiences and ease through the tougher times. 🫶 you’re one of my favourite people on here and i am 1000% sure caratblr and me would have half as much fun on here if you weren’t here. what a joy it is to have you around! i hope you have the loveliest day, yza, i am sending you lots and lots of love !!! 💗💝💘💗

#AL WHAT IF I TOLD U I STARTED CRYING N THROWING UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i got this the day after my bday which also happens to be my graduation day which was so- #-stressful for me but also a day where ppl held a surprise party for me so i'd say it still was v timely and def v much still my bday 😋 #I WAS SO INCREDIBLY STRESSED DURING THIS VERY TIME BC THE CEREMONY WAS A HASSLE BUT I GOT THE NOTIF- #-WHILE I WAS IN LINE FOR PRESENTATION AND LET ME TELL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #i lich rally almost cried this was the sweetest thing i;ve heard that day and it made me smile from ear to ear </33 #im saur sorry to get to this so late but u r the absolute sweetest and truly one of my favorite people on here i'm so grateful u even put- #-in sm effort just to greet me </3 #I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS SM I CANT EVEN EXPRESS IT AND I WISH I COULDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #i'm hoping that this year treats U even better u deserve no less <33 lov u hope ure always having sexie days 🥺🥺🥺 MWAH #y.ask #al 🎇 #ye-xiu