hoes love me til they find out i have cotard's. all fun n games then boom they see me freaking out because some sicko said my heart is beating
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HI HAVE YOU SEEN THE HEXER IM CRYING ABOUT IT
YES YES YES IVE SEEN IT AND IM SOBBING ABOUT IT TOO EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE A GIFSET ABT IT
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my sister used to laugh at me for my rytlogan jokes but now she makes them too. however she is a canach hater so i will have to work on that next
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I thought I was gonna write some more today, but I’m so tired. So have some random seasonal related vague hand gestures:
If you’re out drinking with her she can be incredibly affectionate (well, more than she already is) and she will find just about anything you do hilarious, even if you’re not trying to be funny. She’s a good drunk until she has to get around places so just shove her into the back of a taxi and get her home if you’re trying to send her away.
She’s usually working during the day for Halloween, but if someone wanted to make plans with her (costume party, amusement park, whatever) then she makes a point to call out for her evening work.
Fall/Winter tends to be the season she’s noticeably more exhausted and to herself (not intentionally). People tend to visit family more and since she doesn’t really have anyone to visit she gets stuck covering shifts.
She’d love you forever if you wore a matching costume with her. Send post.
If you scare her, the immediate reaction will be to throw the nearest object at you and then scream. You have been warned.
She will swear up and down that she’s fine to watch something scary. And she is. Until its time to sleep and she realizes she lives alone. So, let her sleep over. Or keep your ringer on so so she can call you while she purges her head with cute shit.
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honestly so funny how my mom acts like she knows everything about me including what i like and dislike. yesterday she was like "you don't like any of these bands..." when we were talking about her CDs and they were all mostly groups that i actively listen to. like how do you know. how do you know.
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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.
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Dreamt i got into a fight with greta gerwig lol. I screamed at her ‘I don’t like your movies anyway!!!’
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nothing further to add except this:
gale: i love you.
nodecontext: with the warmth of having said this a thousand times before.
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