#when ur boyfriend goes out w his girlfriend so u make him jealous w ur husband đ€Ș
hi bae im here to bless u w enhypen thoughts :š)
thinking abt how it would feel being heesung's gf nd the rest of the hyung line being into u so they're always flirting w u to make u flustered... and jay always finding ways to touch your skin, because he knows the effect he has on you...
i just want them all to f word me is that too much to ask
hello bae thank u for the enhypen thoughts
god pls hyung line is so đ”âđ« the way heeseung would be such a doting, sweet boyfriend. he loves you so much, treats you like you created the universe, all kinds of romantic shit. but he also knows the other three have things for you. and really how could they not? you're so pretty and perfect. he gets a little jealous and possessive, but at the end of the day, it's kind of fun to watch you get all flustered and it gives him an excuse to remind you that you're his and his alone iykwim
anyways jay goes out of his way to touch you: an arm around your shoulders, purposefully brushing his hand against yours, his thigh pressed against yours as you sit on the couch. jake outright flirts with you: calls you pretty little nicknames, drops pick-up lines, play just about every trick in the book just because it's cute watching you get all bashful. sunghoon is a lot more reserved about it, but he still goes along with the other boys. he compliments you a lot, pulls touches that could be construed as platonic or romantic like brushing your hair out of your face, buys your favorite snack or drink when you come over to hang out.
ofc they'd never actually do anything with you (unless heeseung asked) because you're heeseung's cute little girlfriend. they're just messing around with you and they wouldn't ever cross any boundaries. but let him tell them that he doesn't mind it at all? oh ur in for it fr
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Being Peterâs girlfriend and meeting the team pt. 2
- OKAY SO
- Youâd often go with Peter after school when he went to the tower
- nat and wanda would find you immediately
- theyâd drag you into the kitchen, shoving wandaâs baked goods at you
- Peter would be dragged away by Tony
- but before heâd leave heâd give you a short kiss which involved everyone in the room either aweing or fake gagging
- ThEN BUCKY STEVE AND SAM WOULD WALK IN
- and theyâd ask how the relationship is going and joke if you needed an âoutâ
- youâd scoff and punch Sam in the arm, while glaring at Bucky
- âLADY (Y/N) YOURE BACK!â
- âThor!!â
- basically heâd pick you up in a big hug and spin you around
- Peter got lowkey jealous AGAIN
- but youâd walk over and wrap your arms around him pushing your nose into his cheek to get him to laugh
- âHEY HEY HEY THOR lemme uhhhh try and lift mjolnir challengeâ
- âbabe no-â
- âshut up spider boyâ
- âthat was harsh, better luck next time Pete,â Tony would chuckle and pat his back
- âLady (Y/N)-â
- âZip it.â Youâd snap
- walking up to mjolnir you shake out any nerves
- âDoll are you sure?â
- âBucky shut up sheâs got this!â Peter would snap
- basically hi yah u grab it and it moves so slightly
- You pout thinking you didnât do it
- Peterâs jaw drops bc he caught on to it and thor shakes his head
- âMaybe next time kiddo,â Tony says as he brings his arm around your shoulders and walks you and Peter down to his lab
- working on Peters suit w/ tony and making gadgets
- âOkay so we need to add more pressure so the web can be longer when it shoots out- oh hey Pete.â
- Peter just stares, bc this is the first time heâs seen you in the lab
- âW-What a-are... how?â
- âSheâs like a mini Pepper, sheâs a keeper kiddo.â Tony winks and Peter immediately blushes red like a fire truck
- Teaching Bucky and Steve about memes
- âReady okay now throw me the soda can, and thats a yeetâ
- âOkay but what does yeet mean?â
- âSTEVE NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS IM TRYING TO YEETâ
- now they use it at the worst possible times
- Peter told you about how one time Bucky wanted Steve to âyeet his shieldâ towards him
- Steve did it
- Babysitting Morgan with Peter
- âAuntie (Y/N) Uncle Pete!!â
- Peter and Morgan jumping around the house with lightsabers as you try to finish homework
- Peter collapsing on top of you as Morgan sprawls out on the couch next to you
- âAwe my babies, are you two tired?â
- a mumbled âyesâ from both of them
- Cuddling with Peter on the couch when Morgan goes to bed finally
- Him softly humming as you run your fingers through his hair, massaging his scalp as the TV plays in the background
- him occasionally bubbling with laughter at a joke on TV
- Falling asleep at the tower on the couch in his arms
- you wake up the next morning to giggling
- Wanda is trying to get everyone to shut up so you and Peter can sleep
- Bucky, Sam, and Tony are trying to get pictures
- Steve is uhhhh protective uncle mode lowkey
- âWhat are they doing?? Is this okay? Are we sure theyâre old enough to fondue?â
- âSteve shut up theyâre cuddlingâ Nat would smack his forearm
- âShut up or youâll wake herâ Peter would grumble and cuddle further into your chest
- âAlready awake bub...â You grumble and kiss his forehead
- Heâd pout until you gave him a kiss on the lips
- Heâs hum into it and you felt his whole body relax
- which was a nice contrast from quick and rushed kisses before he went out on patrol or missions
- Trying to get up but Peter not moving
- âSteve made chocolate chip pancakes, and i swear to god Parker if I miss them because you wonât get off iâm gonna-â
- Heâd scramble off you and move towards the kitchen
- You follow after him and plop down next to Natasha
- So basically you join in on meals
- The team LOVES making food when you come over
- not a single take out dish is in sight when you come over
- they all want to impress you
- Tony trying to get you to pick whoâs your favorite
- theyâre always arguing about it
- Carol coming back from space and you two having a blast talkings about anything and everything
- teasing Peter with her
- âHey hey Pete, doc oc robbed a bank this morning.â
- âHE WHAT?!?!â
- âYeah he was, well armedâ
- Peter just groans and walks away
- âPETE!â
- âWHAT?!â
- âWhats spider-manâs favorite month?â
- long siGHHHH from Peter
- âI donât know babe... what is it?â
- âWEB-RUARY!â
- *highfives carol*
- Always begging the team to let you join
- ânoâ
- âdont even think about itâ
- âmaybe.â
- âTONY!â
- âugh,, sorry kid but its a noâ
- PETER SURPRISING YOU BY ACTUALLY TAKING YOU ON A SINGLE MISSION FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
- butttt they made Bucky stay in the jet with you and Happy
- which makes for a cranky super solider
- so you convince him to break out w/ you
- Happy goes apeshit
- but its fine bc you help Bucky take out a hydra agent or two bc thanks to Nat you know how to shoot a gun
- cheering and accidentally firing the gun at the ceiling
- âuh... whoops??â
- OKAY BUT THEN FUCKIN SHIT GOES DOWN AND U NEED TO DO SOMETHING BC ITS JUST BAD
- so ahEm deep breath
- u summon mjolnir
- AND HELP KICK ASS AND ITS JUST A WHOLETHING AND PETERS CRYING
- UR CRYING
- THOR IS CRYING, AND ITS JUST WOW A MESS
- âI KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!â
- âPETER IM SO EXCITED I COULD THROW UPâ
- âyeah lets not do thatâ
- BASICALLY GETTING ANOTHER FAMILY AND AN ADORABLE AND LOVING BOYFRIEND AND HAVING A BLAST W/ THE AVENGERS
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history3 ep 9 summary - AKA SHAO FEI IS JEALOUS FOR 26 WHOLE MINUTES
GUYS YOU GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER THIS EP OMFGGG WTF JUST HAPPENED?!!! although the jealousy was a bit much man
WE START OFF WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST WEEK - OFFICE + ANDY
we start off with the massage scene again and oooh seductive andyâs tone as he tells tang yi to relax - nice hands and totally hypnotising YOU GO ANDY
bodydumb and shao fei teaming up is hilarious AND OMG so andy bends down to the floor like we all saw last week, and thatâs when both bodydumb and shao fei literally gasp like HORRIFIED and just barge into the room to grab andy up and shao fei is all âwhat the fuck are you doing why are you crouching down what position is this?!â
CUE SLY ANDY JUMPING UP, POUTING AND THEN HIDING BEHIND TANG YI: âah yi, this person is so fierce iâm so scaredâ
shao fei:Â âiâm now tang yiâs bodyguard and i feel that youâre dangerous and problematic so leave right nowâ
bodydumb at shao fei:Â âhey why are you snatching my job?!â
âWHATâS WRONG WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, AM I BACTERIA?!â - ANDY at shao fei and bodydumb WTF HAHAHAHAHA
omg andy is squatting down on purpose to fuck with them I LOVE HIM
THE NEXT SCENE - they move to the restaurant and geez where is andy GIVE ME MY ANDY but anyway SHAO FEI IS TOTES ANGRY AT TANG YI AND THEYâRE AT THE RESTAURANT AND OMG BODYDUMB YOU HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO BODYGUARD HE TOTALLY SAW THE ATMOSPHERE AND WAS LIKE ALRIGHT TIME TO FUCKING EXIT instead of sitting around and watch th both of them
omgggggg shao fei is so jealous heâs eating so damn hard and noisily and tang yi is just laughing at him and he CHOKES HE FUCKING CHOKES because heâs eating so damn hard and angrily and tang yi just laughs at him he canât take it anymore
tang yi insists that theyâre friends - shao fei is like:Â âwhat kind of friends? there are the ones that go for karaoke, the friends that you exercise with.... and then then kind that do the OTHER kind of exercise, which kind are you guys?!â and after a while of him just talking tang yi interrupts him and goes:Â âare you trying to understand or are you jealous?â
SHAO FEI, WITHOUT HESITATION:Â âBOTH!!!!â
and then he denies it as he mutters to himself, and just look at how gleeful and happy tang yi is wtaf and then shao fei goes on and on about how andy has a boyfriend and what if his boyfriend came to find trouble with you? you already have so many enemies, now you want to add on another love-enemy?â
tang yi:Â âyouâre thinking too muchâ
shao fei goes on as if he didnât hear him:Â âyou never know, things are crazy nowadays, did you see the news?!!!! etc. etc. especially because youâre so charismatic?!â
and tang yi just takes the praise in stride itâs amazing - and then because shao fei is so damn angry tang yi i think purposely picks up shao feiâs coke and drinks it with the spicy dish theyâre having, and as expected, shao fei pauses in his tirade and goes:Â âhey, youâre drinking coke now?â
and tang yi NODS
OMFGGGGG CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT - TANG YI IS SWEET!!! and shao fei spoils the moment (or makes it better, itâs up to interpretation):Â âyouâre drinking my saliva (from the coke)â
OMGGGGG THE LADDER BODYGUARD DUDE IS QUITE HANDSOME TOO NO?!!!!
JACK is totally jealous that zhao zi is touching some other dudeâs pecs and man-boobs, so heâs totally like come touch mine zhao zi donât touch that old manâs!!!!
jack:Â âif you want, you can come check mine (muscles)â
heâs totally flirting, but zhao zi is like: âokay! you promised, no take backs, you canât be shy on me laterâÂ
jack:Â âme? i think youâre the one who will be scaredâ (BECAUSE THEY ARE THINKING OF DIFFERENT THINGS)
zhao zi:Â âthis is nothing, back in the academy, iâve even seen guys butt naked etc. etc.â - dear lord zhao zi youâve got no idea, youâve got NO IDEA HOW MUCH jack is thirsting over ur ass
more zhao zi and grandma backstory: SNIFFLES grandma died in his second year of police academy and paid for his education, but didnât live to see him graduate, and i SWEAR IF JACK DIDNâT ALR LOVE HIM HE DOES NOW?!Â
OMG ZHAO ZI CAN U BE MORE STEADY THAT WASNâT LIKE A FLIMSY LADDER?! anw they fall into the pool like in the trailer and omg i love them, and because jack is wearing a white see-through shirt which is totes translucent when he stands up from the pool and zhao zi is totally drooling at his man-boobs and then jack goes:Â âyouâre kidding, you want to check now?!â
HONG YE walks past with Dao Yi, sheâs here to discuss smth with Tang yi and waiting for him to come back and then she sees Jack and Zhao Zi in the pool and is like WTF - zhao zi recognises her face from interviews and tv that sheâs done (probably for the company etc.) and intros himself as a police and then she âs like HMPH WTF and then stomps into the house
LOL -Â âHONG YE LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMAâ - ZHAO ZI QUOTE OF THE YEAR heâs damn lucky hong ye wasnât in earshot when he said that she would have DESTROYED HIM
i wanna explain more about hong ye and glasses guy dao yi but iâll do that after i get this out in full - in any case, she wants him, he obviously likes her, but refuses to be her boyfriend because he is having a dilemma, considering that heâs watched her grow up and also protected her since she was younger in a sense, heâs finding it hard to decide whether to treat her as his charge or a woman that can be his girlfriend
LOLOLOLOL
OMGGGG HOT DOCTOR?!!!!!!!!Â
tang yi:Â âweâre here because i need to repay a debtâ
shao fei:Â âwhat debt? why must you do it here?â
HOT DOCTOR POPS UP:Â âbecause thereâs a bed~â - wow hot doctor way to go way to make shao fei go even more mad and jealous
OMFG - SHAO FEIâS EYES WHEN TANG YI STRIPS OFF CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH FLIES ARE GONNA GO IN
OMFGGGGGGGGGG SHAO FEI PLSSSS
you guys can imagine what happens inside and what shao fei hears before barging in, things like âoh this is my first time, am i using too much force? etc. etc.â - of course, of courseÂ
after shao fei barges in, gapes at tang yi, tang yi shooing him off cutely like he would his husband or lover, and then shao fei stomping out-
doctor dude at shao fei:Â âwow, wasnât he a bit too angry?â - YEAH DOC YOU DONâT SAY
HEâS STILL ANGRY OMG SHAO FEI -Â âis your body meant for other people to touch?!!!!â
OH JESUS BASICALLY TANG YI SHRUGS OFF HIS JACKET AND PUFFS UP HIS CHEST AND GOES:Â âhere you go, you wanna touch?!!!â
good on you shao fei, you didnât take the bait like zhao zi did - he stomps into the house, goes to the fridge, grabs a drink, and then while pouting and obviously jelly still, he presses the drink to tang yi, and tang yi SMILES omgggg heâs killing me with his smiles
omg poooooor bodyguard - he thinks tang yi doesnât know that shao fei likes him, so heâs trying to tell tang yi that shao fei has other motivations against him aka shao fei is lusting over him, but tang yi already knows?!!! tang yi tells bodyguard that if he cannot control himself, heâll transfer him out of the house
OH SHIT: bodyguard goes outside, idk who the hell he is talking to but he says over the phone -Â âhey, itâs me, do you have time to meet?â - heâs definitely meeting a bad person, it could be hong ye but at this point it doesnât look like it but it could be anyoneâs guess
scene at tang yiâs office - he feels the tension between hong ye and dao yi, and basically she wants to make dao yi jealous and mad, so when dao yi suggests a project for tang yi to do, she steps in and goes:Â âi donât think we should spend so much money on the project, can you loan me some people and iâll do a site visit myself to check?â
and then she sees shao fei buddying up with the guy outside - LOL SHAO FEI LEGIT IS GANGSTERBAIT?!!!! EVERYONE ELSE LOVES HIM AND HEâS FRIENDLY W EVERYONE I HOPE
she sees him and sheâs like:Â âiâve been really good havenât i? then i wanna go shopping, i want officer meng to guard me while i shopâ
and dao yi is like GASPS:Â âno, miss, iâll-â
hong ye:Â âitâs such a waste for a policeman like him to just stay in here doing nothing, he might as well protect meâ
shao fei in the end, even though he protests a bit, but - omggggg the way shao fei listens to tang yi without much argument i love it, tang yi says that protecting hong ye is like protecting her, so shao fei smiles, nods, and goes, but not before saying to hong ye:Â âwhat is the worst that could happen (on the trip)?â - WOW FORESHADOWING, GOOD JOB SCRIPTWRITERS FINALLY ON THIS PART
i kind of liked this scene because it shows us the hong ye-shao fei sibling rivalry dynamic - challenging, but healthy challenging rather than heated, harsh barbs aimed to murder each other
okay at this point: we can CONFIRM more or less that the person on the photo isnât glasses guy Dao Yi, because right after hong ye and shao fei leaves, tang yi is very friendly and warm towards dao yi:Â âif you wonât promise her, you canât blame her for treating you like thisâ
dao yi:Â âitâs not that i wonât, itâs that i canâtâ
tang yi: âif you think too much, youâll just hurt each otherâ
it ends there - so GUYS we know we have the shooting tmr and hong yeâs shady scene, i really donât think hong ye is evil at this point, but she could be doing something she thinks is in tang yiâs and the organizationâs best interests, but is doing more harm than good - during the earlier scene in the ep w her and dao yi, dao yi mentions that she shouldnt be so concerned with how other ppl will view Xing Tian Meng and whether they would wanna do business with them because their company and the organization is all legal and clean now, so thereâs no matter - but then hong ye replies:Â âthatâs only when weâre FULLY legal and clean, not nowâ - itâs strange that she would make such a distinction, so i guess she is doing something shady but not totally evil, and my take is that when shao fei gets hurt for it, she feels guiltyÂ
or she could be the person bodyguard is meeting?!!!
OR MAYBE IâM THINKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS GUYS
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i really like the way you write your hcs ahh!! could you do one where the RFA get jealous over MC with another RFA member or a stranger? thank you so much!!
oh yeyeyeye mysme hc is back bbyYoosung:-Yoosungs jealousy can manifest itself in many ways- sometimes he gets sad, insecure, and whiny- but other times- oh l o r d other times- he gets pissed- like WHO in their right MIND would hit on you while heâs right there??- You and Yoosung has been walking around outside that afternoon bc you felt he needed a break from his studies. - Which he did NOT protest. - but what he DID protest was this random guy comin up to u as if you had a sign around your neck saying âPlease flirt with me iâm singleâ.- âExcuse me Miss do you know the way to the nearest coffee shop?â - okay maybe it was innocent after all, just a guy asking directions-- â-and maybe after you show me I could buy you a cup?â- oh NO U DID N O T- âWell I canât-â- No bby Yoosungâs got this. - Taking the hand that was currently intertwined with yours he pulled it up, nearly whacking the other guy in the face. - âUnless you plan on buying me one I. Donât. Think. So.â- You were shooketh- Glancing up at the guy you shrugged and smiled. âI mean heâs right...â- He just huffed and walked away, shoving his hands into his pocket. - You smiled at your protective bf. - âAwe babe, you were so tough back thereâ you cooed, only earning a red face in response. Zen- ALL MEN ARE WOLVES, MC!!! W O L V E S- This guy gets jealous over everything. - I mean, e v e r y t h i n g. - âExcuse me maâam, might I take your coat?â- âHEY BUDDY BACK OFF!â- â. . . Zen thatâs his job.â- Most is the time Zen was good at keeping his cool. - Being an actor or what not. - But there was one man who, regardless of what heâs doing, will push his buttons. - Our beloved Mr. Trust Fund Kid- So when Zen found out you were going over to his place a l o n e to discuss the party he interjected immediately. - âNope. No way MC. Iâm not gonna sit here and watch that- that- ... corrupted guy corrupt you!!â - You gave your boy a âur stupid and ya i still love u but wtfâ- âZen, first off, your insults are awful, and Second off, itâs Jumin. Unless Iâm covered in fur and meowing when I get there he wonât be interested in me in the slightest-â- âACHOO!! Donât underestimate him, MC! Heâs a Man!!! They only want one thing-â- âFine. Come with me then. But be warned that I will make sure Elizabeth is on my lap at all times...â- âDEAL!â- âAh, hello MC-. . . and company-â- âAAAACHOO! Hey Trust fu- fuhuhuhuuAACHOO!â- Jumin looked unimpressed but not shocked by any means. - âAh, Zen, here to make sure I donât steal MC for myself?â - âShut the fuck up you Entitled Asshole...â Zen rubbed his nose before walking in. - The meeting went well, other than the every 2 minute interruption of Zenâs sneezing.- Jumin bid you off and you two returned home where Zen finally gained the ability to breathe through his nostrils again. - âSee, MC? Wolves. All of them. Good thing I was there though!â Zen called as he walked off to the shower. - You loved him, but next time you go over to Juminâs youâre just gonna lie about it...Jaehee- It is difficult to get Jaehee jealous bc she is so. oblivious. - literally everything you do goes straight over her head. - Sheâs incredibly book smart, but when it comes to romance, sheâs a lil clueless. - That is until you two go out to dinner and a random guy starts hitting on the both of you because he thought the two of you were out as âjust friendsâ.- âHey ladies, you both are looking lovely tonight. Could I buy you a drink please?â- âNo thank you.â Jaehee was quick to respond, but the guy didnât get the hint. - âOkay, I get it, what about you, sweetheart?â - oh Jaehee was Salty. - âCanât you see weâre on a date?!â Jaehee stood out of her chair, causing you to gasp and the manâs eyes to go wide. - âLike. . . Oh god. Iâm so sorry. Please, enjoy the rest of your evening.â The man ran off with his tail tucked between his legs. - âJaehee. . . I-I. . . Wow.â- You were shocked and amazed by your beautiful girlfriend. - âNow, how about I buy you a drink?â- omfg. Jumin- Despite Juminâs confidence, he gets jealous relatively easily. - And how he handles it definitely depends on the person. - He knows to ignore Zenâs attempts at flirting because of his reputation and career. - Zen isnât actually into MC. - The stranger at dinner, though, is a completely different story. - You two were at a nice restaurant, enjoying each otherâs company, when Jumin excused himself to go use the restroom. - As soon as Jumin was out of eyesight, the waiter brought you a glass of wine. - Before you could protest, seeing as you hadnât ordered it, the waiter explained it was from the older gentleman at the bar, pointing to wear a man with a nice tuxedo and cigar, unlit, resided. - You gave a thankful wave, which he misconstrued as an invitation to talk. - âSorry if Iâm intruding, sweetheart, but I couldnât help but notice how beautiful you are, and me, being set in my old-ways, thought it only appropriate to buy you a drink.â He smiled, going to light his cigar. - âOh, well, thatâs very kind sir, and I do appreciate it, but I donât think youâre allowed to smoke inside...â You cringed as he took a rather large inhale before blowing it above your head. -âDonât worry, darling, I can do whatever I want in my restaurant.â He took it out of his mouth to tap off some of the excess ash onto a plate used for bread. - You began to cough, the smell making you gag slightly. - âSo, whatdya say we get out of here and I show you the town, eh? Iâll buy you anything that precious lilâ heart of yours desires...â He reached for your hand, grabbing it and placing a gentle kiss on the knuckles. - âI very much appreciate the invite but my date will be back very soon and he wonât be happy to see you in his seat...â You warned, looking around to see where the hell your boyfriend had disappeared to-- âSorry I made you wait MC, I ran into-â Jumin had been messing with his cuff link but stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the look of uncomfort on your face as you motioned towards the man sitting across from you. - Straightening his tie, he cleared his throat to get the manâs attention. - The intruder swiveled in his seat, âCan I help you-â- oh fuck- is that?- âM-Mr. Han? What a pleasure it is to meet you! Oh Iâve heard so much about you and- Oh gosh, how rude of me, Jumin, please meet my lovely plus-one! Isnât she cute in that dress of hers? Canât wait âtill I give her the tour of my mansion if you know what Iâm saying!â The man motioned to you and you froze. - You saw Juminâs eyes go red as his eyebrow twitched and you knew you had to intervene soon before Jumin loses his cool. - âJumin, wait-â- âExcuse me, young lady, but that is Mr. Han to you! I apologize, Mr. Han, you know how women can be.â he laughed as if Jumin were part of this inside joke. - âMay I speak to you, in private?â Jumin smiled, grabbing the manâs shoulder just a bit too tight. The man smiled like a giddy 5 year old. âOf course, Mr. Han! Be right back darling, the men must talk now.â He pretended to be cool as he walked by. You looked up at Jumin and you saw him mouth âwait in the carâ as the two walked off. - After sitting there for 45 minutes and filling in Driver Kim on everything that has happened, he chuckled knowingly as Jumin stepped in. - â... So? What happened? Did you call him out? Get free dinner?â You immediately question your boyfriend as he wrapped his arm around you. - âDonât worry, dear, I took care of everything.â Jumin wrapped his arm around you and asked Driver Kim to take you both home. - The next day you saw in the news âOwner of local 5-Star Restaurant, Mr. Wae, Arrested on charges of sexual assault, meanwhile, C&R Int. has bought the building and places it under new management.â- Youâre eye twitched. - â. . . juMIN HAN I SWEAR TO GOD-â707- Your boyfriend was in a grumpy mood because he ran out of PHD Pepper and he refused to drink anything else. - âSeven can you please just drink some water??â- âNo can do, MC. My body is a temple and I only fill it with the purest of ingredients...â- â.... sEVEN-â- So, in order to make sure he didnât DIE, you took him to a local fast food restaurant that you called ahead and made sure they had both HBC and PHD. - âSeven will you please just come inside with me?â He parked the car and looked over at you, groaning. - âBut MC~ I drove ALL the way here!!!â He whined abd you gave up. - âFine, Iâll be right back out, but donât blame me if I get you Diet PHD instead of regular.â You smirked.- âYou wouldnât....â- âYouâre right... I wouldnât without also getting you BAKED HBC!!â You laughed maniacally, Seven holding back tears. - âYou monster...â- Needless to say, he went inside with you, but got you two a table while you ordered. - âHi may I please have 2 orders of the Number 5, both large, and can I substitute all the fries for HBC?â you asked the guy working the counter. - He chuckled lightly and nodded, entering in your order. - âAre you the lady that called in earlier?â He asked, making you blush in embarrassment. - âOh, ya, uh, I guess I just really like them?â You lied, knowing Seven would get salty if you brought him into this. - âAh, I think itâs cute. Besides, I like a girl who can eat.â He winked. - Sevenâs ears perked up at this, your awkward laugh making him chuckle. - âAh, thank you, but I-â- âYour total is 13.48â He cut you off, and you reached into your pocket and handed him a $20. - âActually, for you itâs free.â The guy smiled. - âOh no, I couldnât possibly-â- âBabe! Youâre turning down free food?â Seven had popped up behind you, wrapping his arms around you.- âS-Seven, not now... Iâm ordering food.â You laughed, knowing the exact reason your boyfriend all the sudden got affectionate. - âI-I... uh... here.â He shoved the bags of food forward, you grabbing the drink cups and filling them up with soda. - âThank you! And by the way, youâre not really my girlfriends type, but you are mine.â Seven winked and handed the man his number. - You came back and noticed the guy blushing, and you groaned, dragging him out of the store. - âI swear to god were you being gay again??â- âAs HELL lolololâ
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